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Giant Space Lizard! - latest additions http://giantspacelizard.com The latest transcribed Giant Space Lizard! comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:42:03 -0000 60 Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 06 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/02/04/colonial-squash-hastily-drawn-stream-of-consciousness-the-wild-once-page-06/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/02/04/colonial-squash-hastily-drawn-stream-of-consciousness-the-wild-once-page-06/ Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:08:03 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/02/04/colonial-squash-hastily-drawn-stream-of-consciousness-the-wild-once-page-06/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 06</a> [[The city council chair is sitting at his desk working. He looks up in surprise.]] Sound effect: CRASH! [[Colonial Squash has crashed through the ceiling and has landed on the floor on one knee. The city council chair smiles.]] City council chair: Ah! Colonial Squash! It is most meritorious you are here Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 06

[[The city council chair is sitting at his desk working. He looks up in surprise.]]

Sound effect: CRASH!

[[Colonial Squash has crashed through the ceiling and has landed on the floor on one knee. The city council chair smiles.]]

City council chair: Ah! Colonial Squash! It is most meritorious you are here]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 05 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/02/02/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-05/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/02/02/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-05/ Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:51:54 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/02/02/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-05/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 05</a> Title: Into COLONIAL SQUASH! Granted all of the powers and none of the responsibilities of our nation?s founding fathers! [[Colonial Squash stands triumphantly under Caesar Rodney, James Smith and some other founding father whose name has been lost.]] Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 05

Title: Into COLONIAL SQUASH! Granted all of the powers and none of the responsibilities of our nation?s founding fathers!

[[Colonial Squash stands triumphantly under Caesar Rodney, James Smith and some other founding father whose name has been lost.]]]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 04 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/28/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-04/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/28/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-04/ Thu, 04 Oct 2012 19:47:53 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/28/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-04/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 04</a> Title: Benjamin Nathanial Washington heroically leaves work and drives to a nearby lake [[Ben leaves his car carrying the bag of green tea.]] Title: By throwing the tea bag into the water, re-enacting that act of patriotism?he is transformed? [[Ben throws the green tea into the water.]] Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 04

Title: Benjamin Nathanial Washington heroically leaves work and drives to a nearby lake

[[Ben leaves his car carrying the bag of green tea.]]

Title: By throwing the tea bag into the water, re-enacting that act of patriotism?he is transformed?

[[Ben throws the green tea into the water.]]]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 03 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/26/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-03/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/26/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-03/ Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:30:57 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/26/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-03/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 03</a> Phone: RING RING [[Ben, who was leaning over to get toys to give to the child, reaches for the phone but it is grabbed by Laur.]] Ben: I?ll ge- Laur: Hello? What? The Chair of the City Council? Do you want to make a reservation or?he hung up. Ben: Uh, my shift?s over. I?m going to take some of this green tea. I already wrote it. See you tomorrow, Laur. Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 03

Phone: RING RING

[[Ben, who was leaning over to get toys to give to the child, reaches for the phone but it is grabbed by Laur.]]

Ben: I?ll ge-

Laur: Hello? What? The Chair of the City Council? Do you want to make a reservation or?he hung up.

Ben: Uh, my shift?s over. I?m going to take some of this green tea. I already wrote it. See you tomorrow, Laur.]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 02 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/21/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-02/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/21/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-02/ Thu, 04 Oct 2012 11:34:38 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/21/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-02/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 02</a> Mother: Don?t hand him more crap I don?t have enough time to go to the register before our friends get here! Ben: On the contrary - we can add any gift shop purchases to your dinner bill, ma?am [[Ben is handing the child a stuffed giraffe.]] [[The child runs into the dining area.]] Mother: Kevin, wait! Ben: That?ll be $37.95 plus tax ma?am Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 02

Mother: Don?t hand him more crap I don?t have enough time to go to the register before our friends get here!

Ben: On the contrary - we can add any gift shop purchases to your dinner bill, ma?am

[[Ben is handing the child a stuffed giraffe.]]

[[The child runs into the dining area.]]

Mother: Kevin, wait!

Ben: That?ll be $37.95 plus tax ma?am]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 02 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/21/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-02/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/21/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-02/ Thu, 04 Oct 2012 11:34:38 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/21/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-02/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 02</a> Mother: Don?t hand him more crap I don?t have enough time to go to the register before our friends get here! Ben: On the contrary - we can add any gift shop purchases to your dinner bill, ma?am [[Ben is handing the child a stuffed giraffe.]] [[The child runs into the dining area.]] Mother: Kevin, wait! Ben: That?ll be $37.95 plus tax ma?am Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 02

Mother: Don?t hand him more crap I don?t have enough time to go to the register before our friends get here!

Ben: On the contrary - we can add any gift shop purchases to your dinner bill, ma?am

[[Ben is handing the child a stuffed giraffe.]]

[[The child runs into the dining area.]]

Mother: Kevin, wait!

Ben: That?ll be $37.95 plus tax ma?am]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 01 http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/19/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-01/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/19/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-01/ Tue, 02 Oct 2012 16:38:02 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/19/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-page-01/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 01</a> Title: At a ?Honkey Barrel? restaurant in Apple Valley, MN mild-mannered Benjamin Nathanial Washington helps customers [[Ben watches a female customer and her child looking at toys in the gift shop.]] Ben (thoughts): If I can get 2 more toys in that kid?s hands his mom will have to buy him at least one Ben: Did you see this? [[Ben shows the child a pop gun from the gift shop.]] Off-panel: HEY! Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Page 01

Title: At a ?Honkey Barrel? restaurant in Apple Valley, MN mild-mannered Benjamin Nathanial Washington helps customers

[[Ben watches a female customer and her child looking at toys in the gift shop.]]

Ben (thoughts): If I can get 2 more toys in that kid?s hands his mom will have to buy him at least one

Ben: Did you see this?

[[Ben shows the child a pop gun from the gift shop.]]

Off-panel: HEY!]]> Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Cover http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/14/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-cover/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/14/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-cover/ Tue, 02 Oct 2012 13:36:17 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2012/01/14/colonial-squash-the-wild-once-cover/">Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Cover</a> Title: Colonial SQUASH in THE WILD ONCE Colonial Squash: NOOOO! [[Colonial Squash yells as a car drives off a cliff.]] Colonial Squash Hastily Drawn Stream of Consciousness - The Wild Once - Cover

Title: Colonial SQUASH in THE WILD ONCE

Colonial Squash: NOOOO!

[[Colonial Squash yells as a car drives off a cliff.]]]]> Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 10 http://giantspacelizard.com/2011/12/10/archbishop-triceratops-the-paleocene-creed-page-10/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2011/12/10/archbishop-triceratops-the-paleocene-creed-page-10/ Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:00:05 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2011/12/10/archbishop-triceratops-the-paleocene-creed-page-10/">Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 10</a> [[Archbishop Triceratops stands on a pile of broken killer robots.]] Luthor: You ecumenifools! There are more where those came fro? Archbishop Triceratops: Ecce, stolide?Raptor Iesu. [[Luthor looks at Archbishop Triceratops' picture of the feathered Raptor Jesus.]] Luthor: NO! NOOOOOOOOO! [[Luthor flies away on a jetpack.]] Urban IX: Thanks dawg. You saved our primate behinds. [[Archbishop Triceratops is producing a paddle from his robe.]] Archbishop Triceratops: Id elit. Nunc tempus vobis ad solvendum poenitentiam. THE END?!?!? Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 10

[[Archbishop Triceratops stands on a pile of broken killer robots.]]

Luthor: You ecumenifools! There are more where those came fro?

Archbishop Triceratops: Ecce, stolide?Raptor Iesu.

[[Luthor looks at Archbishop Triceratops' picture of the feathered Raptor Jesus.]]

Luthor: NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

[[Luthor flies away on a jetpack.]]

Urban IX: Thanks dawg. You saved our primate behinds.

[[Archbishop Triceratops is producing a paddle from his robe.]]

Archbishop Triceratops: Id elit. Nunc tempus vobis ad solvendum poenitentiam.

THE END?!?!?]]> Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 09 http://giantspacelizard.com/2011/11/26/archbishop-triceratops-the-paleocene-creed-page-09/ http://giantspacelizard.com/2011/11/26/archbishop-triceratops-the-paleocene-creed-page-09/ Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:32:44 -0000 <a href="http://giantspacelizard.com/2011/11/26/archbishop-triceratops-the-paleocene-creed-page-09/">Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 09</a> [[Urban IX and the surviving Cardinal look distraught, their robes slashed, as the killer robots converge upon them.]] Luthor: Now I see why the dogma forbade killer robots! They seem to be a weakness of yours! [[Urban IX raises his ear at a sound in the distance.]] Sound effects: RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE [[Archbishop Triceratops tramples the killer robots.]] Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 09

[[Urban IX and the surviving Cardinal look distraught, their robes slashed, as the killer robots converge upon them.]]

Luthor: Now I see why the dogma forbade killer robots! They seem to be a weakness of yours!

[[Urban IX raises his ear at a sound in the distance.]]

Sound effects: RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE

[[Archbishop Triceratops tramples the killer robots.]]]]>