The After Subtract - latest additions

The After Subtract - latest additions http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/ The latest transcribed The After Subtract comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:13:06 -0000 60 Total Control http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00009 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00009 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:55:02 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00009">Total Control</a> [[Goomba standing with a phone on the ground. He is on the phone with Bowser]] {{States that he has no arms to hold a phone with}} Mr. Goomba: Yes sir, we have her in custody right now. Bowser: Excellent work, Mr. Goomba! Mr. Goomba: Thanks. [[A tiny koopa walks up]] Koopa: Hey! Bowser: You're looking at quite a hefty bonus this year! Koopa: Dude, help! Mr. Goomba (to Koopa): In a sec. Mr. Goomba: Sorry, you were saying? Koopa: They're coming for me, man! [[An invisible Boo shows up]] Bowser: What's that sound...Is there something going on there!? It's Mario isn't it! Koopa: Hurry up! [[The Boo makes itself visible]] Boo: Hi! Koopa: Nuuuuuuuuuu!!! Mr. Goomba: No no! Trust me sir... [[Scene where Peach is scooting away, Three goombas are worshiping a potion, 3 Boos are chasing the tiny Koopa, and a sparky thingy and a Goomba are near a bomb that's about to explode.]] Mr. Goomba: Everything's fine... Boo 1: Wait up! Boo 3: We just want to be friends! Koopa: Go away! Goomba + Sparky Thiny: O Shi- Total Control

[[Goomba standing with a phone on the ground. He is on the phone with Bowser]]
{{States that he has no arms to hold a phone with}}
Mr. Goomba: Yes sir, we have her in custody right now.

Bowser: Excellent work, Mr. Goomba!
Mr. Goomba: Thanks.
[[A tiny koopa walks up]]
Koopa: Hey!

Bowser: You're looking at quite a hefty bonus this year!
Koopa: Dude, help!
Mr. Goomba (to Koopa): In a sec.

Mr. Goomba: Sorry, you were saying?
Koopa: They're coming for me, man!

[[An invisible Boo shows up]]
Bowser: What's that sound...Is there something going on there!? It's Mario isn't it!
Koopa: Hurry up!

[[The Boo makes itself visible]]
Boo: Hi!
Koopa: Nuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Mr. Goomba: No no! Trust me sir...

[[Scene where Peach is scooting away, Three goombas are worshiping a potion, 3 Boos are chasing the tiny Koopa, and a sparky thingy and a Goomba are near a bomb that's about to explode.]]
Mr. Goomba: Everything's fine...
Boo 1: Wait up!
Boo 3: We just want to be friends!
Koopa: Go away!
Goomba + Sparky Thiny: O Shi-]]> The Plot Thickens http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00008 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00008 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:54:58 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00008">The Plot Thickens</a> [[Bowser, Eggman, Dedede, and Vaati standing there]] Eggman: Now that that terrible ordeal is over... Eggman: LET US BRAINSTORM! [[Various pose changes]] [[Various pose changes]] Dedede: I got nothin' Vaati: Are you serious? <<brrrring>> [[Bowser answers a phone]] Dedede: Give me some credit, I haven't been in my own plot in years. Bowser: What is it? I'm busy. Bowser: What!? You've captured the princess!? The Plot Thickens

[[Bowser, Eggman, Dedede, and Vaati standing there]]
Eggman: Now that that terrible ordeal is over...

Eggman: LET US BRAINSTORM!

[[Various pose changes]]

[[Various pose changes]]

Dedede: I got nothin'

Vaati: Are you serious?
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[[Bowser answers a phone]]
Dedede: Give me some credit, I haven't been in my own plot in years.
Bowser: What is it? I'm busy.

Bowser: What!? You've captured the princess!?]]> The Eggman http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00007 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00007 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:54:53 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00007">The Eggman</a> [[Bowser, Vaati, and Dedede (with Eggman inside of him)]] Bowser: Well, we should get on with this before the plot gets old. Vaati: I agree. But what about Eggman? Dedede: Hurk! Bowser: What's wrong with him? Vaati: You okay, Dedede? [[Zoom in on Dedede]] Dedede: Hnnarg? Dedede: What the- [[A red egg pops out Dedede's butt]] <<plop>> [[The red egg starts cracking]] <<crack>> <<crack>> [[Eggman pops out of the egg]] Eggman: FREEDOM! The Eggman

[[Bowser, Vaati, and Dedede (with Eggman inside of him)]]
Bowser: Well, we should get on with this before the plot gets old.
Vaati: I agree. But what about Eggman?

Dedede: Hurk!
Bowser: What's wrong with him?
Vaati: You okay, Dedede?

[[Zoom in on Dedede]]
Dedede: Hnnarg?

Dedede: What the-

[[A red egg pops out Dedede's butt]]
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[[The red egg starts cracking]]
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[[Eggman pops out of the egg]]
Eggman: FREEDOM!]]> Vaati's Reason http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00006 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00006 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:19:08 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00006">Vaati's Reason</a> [[Bowser stands in front of Vaati, with Eggman still stuck in Dedede's stomach]] Bowser: Before we actually start a new plan, I must ask you. Bowser: Why are you in that puny form? Vaati: If you must know... [[Scene with Vaati image in background]] Vaati: I embraced this form for it's agility, magical power, and flight abilities compared to my lesser, bulky form. It's much easier to fight without all those muscles holding me back. Bowser: Couldn't fit your fat ass on the GBA screen, could you? Vaati: Shut the hell up. Vaati's Reason

[[Bowser stands in front of Vaati, with Eggman still stuck in Dedede's stomach]]
Bowser: Before we actually start a new plan, I must ask you.
Bowser: Why are you in that puny form?

Vaati: If you must know...

[[Scene with Vaati image in background]]
Vaati: I embraced this form for it's agility, magical power, and flight abilities compared to my lesser, bulky form. It's much easier to fight without all those muscles holding me back.

Bowser: Couldn't fit your fat ass on the GBA screen, could you?
Vaati: Shut the hell up.]]> Bowser's Past http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00005 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00005 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:14:58 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00005">Bowser's Past</a> [[Bowser is standing]] Bowser: Anyway, moving on... [[Flashback to the scene of the ending of Super Mario World. Bowser is flying away on his clown car while Eggman juggles fire, Dedede watches, and Ganon stares at his muscles]] Bowser (Narrator): As you know, I left after that Mario World gig. Things went downhill from there. Ganon: Check these pecks! Hu! [[Bowser is flying off a stage in a kart toward water]] Bowser (Narrator): Soon I became subjected to the spin-offs like Mario Kart... Bowser: Crap... [[On the left is Bowser on stairs with a top hat and cane with a title "Bb is for Bowser!" At the bottom is Bowser standing in front of an information booth. Bowser (Narrator): ...Educational crap... Bowser: Why am I so fat?! Because I went to McDonalds. Don't go there kids. [[Mario is standing on Bowser in Super Mario RPG form]] Bowser (Narrator): ...Hell, they even paired me up with that Stupid Plumber... Mario: Mush! Bowser (Narrator): ...Twice now in fact... [[Bowser is standing with all the text surrounding him]] Bowser: Over the years, I, the once proud king of the elite Koopa Kingdom, have been reduced to a life of shame and defeat, and today is no different. Once I was defeated by Mario yet again just a few weeks ago, I knew sheer brute force would not get me what I wanted. That is why I am here. Vaati: I see, well then, I suppose you may stay for old times sake. Bowser: Thank you. Eggman (inside of Dedede): Halp Dedede: Silence! Bowser's Past

[[Bowser is standing]]
Bowser: Anyway, moving on...

[[Flashback to the scene of the ending of Super Mario World. Bowser is flying away on his clown car while Eggman juggles fire, Dedede watches, and Ganon stares at his muscles]]
Bowser (Narrator): As you know, I left after that Mario World gig. Things went downhill from there.
Ganon: Check these pecks! Hu!

[[Bowser is flying off a stage in a kart toward water]]
Bowser (Narrator): Soon I became subjected to the spin-offs like Mario Kart...
Bowser: Crap...

[[On the left is Bowser on stairs with a top hat and cane with a title "Bb is for Bowser!" At the bottom is Bowser standing in front of an information booth.
Bowser (Narrator): ...Educational crap...
Bowser: Why am I so fat?! Because I went to McDonalds. Don't go there kids.

[[Mario is standing on Bowser in Super Mario RPG form]]
Bowser (Narrator): ...Hell, they even paired me up with that Stupid Plumber...
Mario: Mush!
Bowser (Narrator): ...Twice now in fact...

[[Bowser is standing with all the text surrounding him]]
Bowser: Over the years, I, the once proud king of the elite Koopa Kingdom, have been reduced to a life of shame and defeat, and today is no different. Once I was defeated by Mario yet again just a few weeks ago, I knew sheer brute force would not get me what I wanted. That is why I am here.

Vaati: I see, well then, I suppose you may stay for old times sake.

Bowser: Thank you.
Eggman (inside of Dedede): Halp
Dedede: Silence!]]> Morning Snack http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00004 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00004 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:46:39 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00004">Morning Snack</a> [[Vaati and Eggman looking at Bowser while Dedede sleeps off-screen]] Dedede (sleeping): zzz...Tacos... Vaati: Despite what I said, I'd still like to know why you think you can be here. [[Pan over to Bowser]] Bowser: Wake Dedede, he needs to hear this. Eggman: Gladly. [[Pan over to Dedede sleeping]] Dedede (sleeping): No...get away...my tacos...you dang kirbies...zzz... Eggman: How adorable. Eggman: WAKE UP! Dedede (startled): BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER! Dedede: Hey, what the heck! Why'd you wake me!? Eggman: We have a visitor. Dedede: I don't fudgin' care! I told you! NO WAKEY ME! Dedede: For this, your punishment shall be most brutal! Eggman: Oh no... Dedede: GET IN MAH BELLAH!!! Eggman (as Dedede sucks him in): *sigh* Bowser: Grah ha ha! Serves him right! Morning Snack

[[Vaati and Eggman looking at Bowser while Dedede sleeps off-screen]]
Dedede (sleeping): zzz...Tacos...
Vaati: Despite what I said, I'd still like to know why you think you can be here.

[[Pan over to Bowser]]
Bowser: Wake Dedede, he needs to hear this.
Eggman: Gladly.

[[Pan over to Dedede sleeping]]
Dedede (sleeping): No...get away...my tacos...you dang kirbies...zzz...
Eggman: How adorable.

Eggman: WAKE UP!
Dedede (startled): BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!

Dedede: Hey, what the heck! Why'd you wake me!?
Eggman: We have a visitor.

Dedede: I don't fudgin' care! I told you! NO WAKEY ME!

Dedede: For this, your punishment shall be most brutal!
Eggman: Oh no...

Dedede: GET IN MAH BELLAH!!!
Eggman (as Dedede sucks him in): *sigh*
Bowser: Grah ha ha! Serves him right!]]> Enter: Kirby Pt. 1 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00011 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00011 Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:29:45 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00011">Enter: Kirby Pt. 1</a> [[Kirby Walks up to Whispy Woods, A.K.A. the tree]] Kirby: Hey Whispy. Whispy: Yo. Whispy: What brings you here? Kirby: Bored. Whispy: Ah. Whispy: Why don't you eat or something? Kirby: I can't seem to find anyone. Whispy: Don't you mean anything? Kirby: No why? Enter: Kirby Pt. 1

[[Kirby Walks up to Whispy Woods, A.K.A. the tree]]
Kirby: Hey Whispy.
Whispy: Yo.

Whispy: What brings you here?
Kirby: Bored.
Whispy: Ah.

Whispy: Why don't you eat or something?
Kirby: I can't seem to find anyone.

Whispy: Don't you mean anything?
Kirby: No why?]]> Prelude Intro http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00003 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00003 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:50:43 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00003">Prelude Intro</a> [[Sonic, Mario, Link and Kirby are standing on the left with the various villains shadows on the right. It is a curtain like scene from the Paper Mario saga. All the villains have sweatdrops going down the side of their faces.]] Narrator: Prelude: The Parties Form Sonic: What's the deal with the shadows? I mean, who are they fooling? We've seen them enough to know who they are. Kirby: Dunno. Mario: I too have pondered this. Link: Bad hair day maybe? Prelude Intro

[[Sonic, Mario, Link and Kirby are standing on the left with the various villains shadows on the right. It is a curtain like scene from the Paper Mario saga. All the villains have sweatdrops going down the side of their faces.]]

Narrator: Prelude: The Parties Form
Sonic: What's the deal with the shadows? I mean, who are they fooling? We've seen them enough to know who they are.
Kirby: Dunno.
Mario: I too have pondered this.
Link: Bad hair day maybe?]]> Comic 2 - *Sigh* http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00002 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00002 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:50:26 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00002">Comic 2 - *Sigh*</a> [[Bowser and Goomba are standing in front of E.V.I.L. Headquarters]] Bowser: Well, this is it. Goomba: That it is, Sir. Bowser: Man, the new HQ looks so... Goomba: Dumb sir? <<Bowser sighs>> Goomba: I can see why you didn't want to come. [[Bowser walks toward Goomba]] Bowser: Before I go, take this. [[Goomba is standing with a coin over his head and tiny Link on the sides]] <<Duh Nuh Nuh Nuuuuuuuuuh!!!>> Link: Hey! [[Bowser walks toward the door]] I'm going, wish me luck! [[Goomba pulls out a phone]] Goomba: Hey! Yeah, it's me! Unknown: Whazzup!? Goomba: I just got paid for reals man! Unknown: Awesome! Meet at the spot!?! Goomba: Fo' Shizzle! [[Goomba leaves HQ]] Goomba: YEEEHAW! Let's get Drunk Haha! WOOOO! Comic 2 - *Sigh*

[[Bowser and Goomba are standing in front of E.V.I.L. Headquarters]]
Bowser: Well, this is it.
Goomba: That it is, Sir.

Bowser: Man, the new HQ looks so...
Goomba: Dumb sir?

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Goomba: I can see why you didn't want to come.

[[Bowser walks toward Goomba]]
Bowser: Before I go, take this.

[[Goomba is standing with a coin over his head and tiny Link on the sides]]
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Link: Hey!

[[Bowser walks toward the door]]
I'm going, wish me luck!

[[Goomba pulls out a phone]]

Goomba: Hey! Yeah, it's me!
Unknown: Whazzup!?

Goomba: I just got paid for reals man!
Unknown: Awesome! Meet at the spot!?!
Goomba: Fo' Shizzle!

[[Goomba leaves HQ]]
Goomba: YEEEHAW! Let's get Drunk Haha! WOOOO!]]> Comic 1 - What could possibly go wrong? http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00001 http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00001 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:03:37 -0000 <a href="http://ahm.drshnaps.com/aftersubtract/?date=00001">Comic 1 - What could possibly go wrong?</a> [[Bowser is walking out the door following a goomba]] Bowser: Tell me again why I'm doing this... [[Bowser stops, Goomba turns around]] Goomba: Because we need more power to defeat Mario. [[Bowser starts laughing, Goomba keeps walking]] Bowser: No need! I'm the most powerful of this kingdom! Goomba (quietly): Is that why you beat Mario every time? [[They keep walking]] Bowser: I should eat you for that. Goomba: Dually noted. [[They keep walking]] Goomba: Trust me, it'll be good for you. Bowser: I just don't feel it. [[Zoom in on Goomba]] Goomba: Would you prefer to lose to Mario again in another attempt to capture the princess? [[Silence]] [[Bowser gets on the ship]] Bowser: Grr. Fine. [[Zoom in on Bowser, small Goomba]] Bowser: But talk to me like that again and I'll rip your tiny little head off and feed it to the cheep cheeps. Goomba: Sorry. [[They fly though the sky]] Narrator: Later... Bowser: You sure about this? Goomba: Oh come on... [[They arrive at E.V.I.L. headquarters]] Goomba: What could possibly go wrong? Comic 1 - What could possibly go wrong?

[[Bowser is walking out the door following a goomba]]
Bowser: Tell me again why I'm doing this...

[[Bowser stops, Goomba turns around]]
Goomba: Because we need more power to defeat Mario.

[[Bowser starts laughing, Goomba keeps walking]]
Bowser: No need! I'm the most powerful of this kingdom!
Goomba (quietly): Is that why you beat Mario every time?

[[They keep walking]]
Bowser: I should eat you for that.
Goomba: Dually noted.

[[They keep walking]]
Goomba: Trust me, it'll be good for you.

Bowser: I just don't feel it.

[[Zoom in on Goomba]]
Goomba: Would you prefer to lose to Mario again in another attempt to capture the princess?

[[Silence]]

[[Bowser gets on the ship]]
Bowser: Grr. Fine.

[[Zoom in on Bowser, small Goomba]]
Bowser: But talk to me like that again and I'll rip your tiny little head off and feed it to the cheep cheeps.
Goomba: Sorry.

[[They fly though the sky]]
Narrator: Later...
Bowser: You sure about this?
Goomba: Oh come on...

[[They arrive at E.V.I.L. headquarters]]
Goomba: What could possibly go wrong?]]>