http://sock-monster.com The latest transcribed Sock-Monster comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:39 -0000 60 http://sock-monster.com/z080810.html http://sock-monster.com/z080810.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:15 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080810.html">August 10, 2008</a><br> <br> What is a job? <br \> It is when you exchange your happiness and free time for money. <br \> What will I do with money? <br \> Buy happiness and free time. <br \> What was wrong with my hapiness and free time? <br \> You will never learn, will you? <br \> I am trying my hardest not to. August 10, 2008

What is a job?
It is when you exchange your happiness and free time for money.
What will I do with money?
Buy happiness and free time.
What was wrong with my hapiness and free time?
You will never learn, will you?
I am trying my hardest not to.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080808.html http://sock-monster.com/z080808.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:13 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080808.html">August 8, 2008</a><br> <br> You need money. <br \> I do? <br \> You should get a job. <br \> That sounds painful. <br \> Not painful, gainful. <br \> Is there a difference? <br \> Not anymore. August 8, 2008

You need money.
I do?
You should get a job.
That sounds painful.
Not painful, gainful.
Is there a difference?
Not anymore.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080804.html http://sock-monster.com/z080804.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:11 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080804.html">August 4, 2008</a><br> <br> I wrote a song yesterday that voices my inner-most feelings for all the world to hear. <br \> Really? I would love to hear it! <br \> Are you nuts? I am never singing this to anyone. August 4, 2008

I wrote a song yesterday that voices my inner-most feelings for all the world to hear.
Really? I would love to hear it!
Are you nuts? I am never singing this to anyone.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080802.html http://sock-monster.com/z080802.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:10 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080802.html">August 2, 2008</a><br> <br> This dream starred me as me. It was directed by- <br \> Wait, are you listing credins to your dream? <br \> Hey, production value like this doesn't come cheap. <br \> We don't just dream anymore? <br \> Would you like to hear a preview for tonight's dream? In a world where going to work in your underwear is uncommon and embarrassing... August 2, 2008

This dream starred me as me. It was directed by-
Wait, are you listing credins to your dream?
Hey, production value like this doesn't come cheap.
We don't just dream anymore?
Would you like to hear a preview for tonight's dream? In a world where going to work in your underwear is uncommon and embarrassing...]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080731.html http://sock-monster.com/z080731.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:09 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080731.html">July 31, 2008</a><br> <br> Could you get to the part of your dream that was so crazy? <br \> Fine. I found a pile of pistachios, happy? <br \> What is so crazy about that? <br \> Are you kidding?! It was nuts! July 31, 2008

Could you get to the part of your dream that was so crazy?
Fine. I found a pile of pistachios, happy?
What is so crazy about that?
Are you kidding?! It was nuts!]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080727.html http://sock-monster.com/z080727.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:08 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080727.html">July 27, 2008</a><br> <br> ...and then I took a left at the red rock formation and I headed into the valley- <br \> Stop, please, you have been recounting this "crazy" dream for a few hours now, and it has been the most unextraordinary story I have ever heard. It is not that I do not care about your dream, I am just far more interested in the dream I should be having right now. I want to sleep. <br \> Well, I want to hear myself talk some more, so it seems we are at an impass. July 27, 2008

...and then I took a left at the red rock formation and I headed into the valley-
Stop, please, you have been recounting this "crazy" dream for a few hours now, and it has been the most unextraordinary story I have ever heard. It is not that I do not care about your dream, I am just far more interested in the dream I should be having right now. I want to sleep.
Well, I want to hear myself talk some more, so it seems we are at an impass.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080725.html http://sock-monster.com/z080725.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:05 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080725.html">July 25, 2008</a><br> <br> I had a pretty crazy dream, in which my home was a complete disaster, over-turned furniture, half-eaten food strewn about, an inch of mud everywhere... <br \> Skig, that is how your home looks all the time. <br \> I know. I'm painting you a picture. Jeeze, some people just don't appreciate good story telling. <br \> Sorry. July 25, 2008

I had a pretty crazy dream, in which my home was a complete disaster, over-turned furniture, half-eaten food strewn about, an inch of mud everywhere...
Skig, that is how your home looks all the time.
I know. I'm painting you a picture. Jeeze, some people just don't appreciate good story telling.
Sorry.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080721.html http://sock-monster.com/z080721.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:18:00 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080721.html">July 21, 2008</a><br> <br> I get so emotional, sometimes I just want to tear my heart out. <br \> Oh no, do not do that! Your heart performs so many important functions. <br \> Like pumping blood throughout your body? <br \> Oh, sure, there's that too. July 21, 2008

I get so emotional, sometimes I just want to tear my heart out.
Oh no, do not do that! Your heart performs so many important functions.
Like pumping blood throughout your body?
Oh, sure, there's that too.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080719.html http://sock-monster.com/z080719.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:17:57 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080719.html">July 19, 2008</a><br> <br> Is it ridiculous to believe someday goodwill will overtake crass materialism as the predominate social force in the world? <br \> Yeah, as long os crass materialism has all the cool stuff. July 19, 2008

Is it ridiculous to believe someday goodwill will overtake crass materialism as the predominate social force in the world?
Yeah, as long os crass materialism has all the cool stuff.]]> http://sock-monster.com/z080717.html http://sock-monster.com/z080717.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:17:55 -0000 <a href="http://sock-monster.com/z080717.html">July 17, 2008</a><br> <br> Life is what you make of it. The energy you put out into the world is the energy the world gives back to you. <br \> I need to put more energy out there... <br \> That's the spirit! Make more of an effort to contribute- <br \> ...the world has yet to consume itself in a firey fury of death, born from a molten core of hatred and spite. July 17, 2008

Life is what you make of it. The energy you put out into the world is the energy the world gives back to you.
I need to put more energy out there...
That's the spirit! Make more of an effort to contribute-
...the world has yet to consume itself in a firey fury of death, born from a molten core of hatred and spite.]]>