Poop Toast! - latest additions

Poop Toast! - latest additions http://pooptoast.com The latest transcribed Poop Toast! comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:12:02 -0000 60 Poop Toast!: Why I shouldn't have a webcomic: http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2012-01-16 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2012-01-16 Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:46:42 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2012-01-16">Poop Toast!: Why I shouldn't have a webcomic:</a> in the car: Man thinking: I have a great idea for Poop Toast! in bed: Man thinking: Man I have the best idea for Poop Toast! in the shower: Man thinking: I have an amazing idea for Poop Toast! at the computer: Man: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....... Poop Toast!: Why I shouldn't have a webcomic:

in the car:
Man thinking: I have a great idea for Poop Toast!

in bed:
Man thinking: Man I have the best idea for Poop Toast!

in the shower:
Man thinking: I have an amazing idea for Poop Toast!

at the computer:
Man: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.......]]> Poop Toast!: Why a movie studio should hire me: http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-12-08 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-12-08 Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:46:41 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-12-08">Poop Toast!: Why a movie studio should hire me:</a> Movies I Fully Expect Hollywood to Produce in the Next 5 Years A live action Snorks movie: Snork guy: What the snork is Jack Black doing here? Jack Black: Woooooah, Hey there water dudes! Snork girl: Snork if I know! The Thing Guy 1: Didn't they just release a new version of The Thing? Guy 2: No, no, no man... this is the remake of the reboot of the remake of the movie based on a book! The Fart Before Christmas Santa: Oh no! Someone fed all the reindeer beans! Poop Toast!: Why a movie studio should hire me:

Movies I Fully Expect Hollywood to Produce in the Next 5 Years

A live action Snorks movie:
Snork guy: What the snork is Jack Black doing here?
Jack Black: Woooooah, Hey there water dudes!
Snork girl: Snork if I know!

The Thing
Guy 1: Didn't they just release a new version of The Thing?
Guy 2: No, no, no man... this is the remake of the reboot of the remake of the movie based on a book!

The Fart Before Christmas
Santa: Oh no! Someone fed all the reindeer beans!]]> Poop Toast!: Hipsterween http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-10-31 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-10-31 Mon, 31 Oct 2011 04:46:48 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-10-31">Poop Toast!: Hipsterween</a> guy 1: Do you like my hipster costume? guy 2: But you're already a hipster, you don't need a costume! guy 1: I know! IT'S SO FUCKING IRONIC! Poop Toast!: Hipsterween

guy 1: Do you like my hipster costume?
guy 2: But you're already a hipster, you don't need a costume!

guy 1: I know! IT'S SO FUCKING IRONIC!]]> Poop Toast!: Holy Baseball Batman! http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-08-15 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-08-15 Mon, 31 Oct 2011 04:46:47 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-08-15">Poop Toast!: Holy Baseball Batman!</a> Guy: Hey Bobby, I pulled some strings and got you that job as bat boy like you wanted. Bobby: Hurray! Baseball player: Hey kid, you know your job is just to pick up stray foul balls and dropped bats right? [[Bobby is in a batman suite frowning.]] Poop Toast!: Holy Baseball Batman!

Guy: Hey Bobby, I pulled some strings and got you that job as bat boy like you wanted.
Bobby: Hurray!

Baseball player: Hey kid, you know your job is just to pick up stray foul balls and dropped bats right?
[[Bobby is in a batman suite frowning.]]]]> Poop Toast!: Witty Political Commentary http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-08-01 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-08-01 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 05:17:16 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-08-01">Poop Toast!: Witty Political Commentary</a> My Impression of Politics: Politician 1: As leader for my party I would like to proclaim that I am the dumbest man in the world! Politician B: Outrageous! This man is full of lies. Clearly everyone in my party is dumber than he is! Politician III: These Washington braniacs are too smart to run the country. Thats why I have started an angry mob of idiots! Sign: People for a dumber tomorrow! Shirt 1: If you think this shirt is dumb, wait until you hear me talk. Shirt 2 Electric Boogaloo: I'm with stupid! <---- Poop Toast!: Witty Political Commentary

My Impression of Politics:

Politician 1: As leader for my party I would like to proclaim that I am the dumbest man in the world!
Politician B: Outrageous! This man is full of lies. Clearly everyone in my party is dumber than he is!

Politician III: These Washington braniacs are too smart to run the country. Thats why I have started an angry mob of idiots!
Sign: People for a dumber tomorrow!
Shirt 1: If you think this shirt is dumb, wait until you hear me talk.
Shirt 2 Electric Boogaloo: I'm with stupid! <----]]> Poop Toast!: Fuck Is Always a Great Punchline http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-07-21 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-07-21 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 05:17:14 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-07-21">Poop Toast!: Fuck Is Always a Great Punchline</a> Sorry I haven't updated this comic in awhile I've been busy enjoying my summer: Guy being swarmed by bugs: Fucking bugs! Guy in the rain: Fucking rain! Guy under the sun: Fucking heat! Guy being swarmed by bugs in the rain under the sun: Fuuuuuck! Poop Toast!: Fuck Is Always a Great Punchline

Sorry I haven't updated this comic in awhile I've been busy enjoying my summer:

Guy being swarmed by bugs: Fucking bugs!

Guy in the rain: Fucking rain!

Guy under the sun: Fucking heat!

Guy being swarmed by bugs in the rain under the sun: Fuuuuuck!]]> Poop Toast!: I just like touching women http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-05-31 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-05-31 Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:18:09 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-05-31">Poop Toast!: I just like touching women</a> [[ a man has his hand on a woman's stomach]] man: Ooooh wow, you can really feel it moving! woman: um... I'm not pregnant... man: I know but your lunch is digesting wonderfully. Poop Toast!: I just like touching women

[[ a man has his hand on a woman's stomach]]
man: Ooooh wow, you can really feel it moving!
woman: um... I'm not pregnant...

man: I know but your lunch is digesting wonderfully.]]> Poop Toast!: God Save the Poop Toast http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-05-05 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-05-05 Fri, 06 May 2011 03:33:40 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-05-05">Poop Toast!: God Save the Poop Toast</a> As an American I didn't watch the British Royal Wedding but I assume it went like this... Sir Monocle: I am here to preform the wedding ceremony of His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, and Lord of Cair Paravel. and Kate Middleton, who I presume the prince found by retrieving her glass footwear. Sir Monocle: We would like to have a word now from the best man, he Grand High Supreme Palace Guard but I am pretty sure these guys aren't allowed to talk. And the maid of honor, who was the bride's childhood nanny is inexplicably missing... [[A Marry Poppinsesque woman is floating in the sky with an umbrella.]] Sir Monocle: Dost thou William take Kate and Vice Versa, Heretofore, Etc,Etc, in holy matrimony? Kate: Pip Pip! William: Cheerio Sir Monocle: I now pronounce you Prince and Princess, now for the ceremonial cutting of the marriage crumpet! a Bobby: Bangers and mash! Harry Potter: Expecto patronum! Robin Hood: Huzzah! Chimney Sweep: Chim Chim Cheree Poop Toast!: God Save the Poop Toast

As an American I didn't watch the British Royal Wedding but I assume it went like this...

Sir Monocle: I am here to preform the wedding ceremony of His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, and Lord of Cair Paravel. and Kate Middleton, who I presume the prince found by retrieving her glass footwear.

Sir Monocle: We would like to have a word now from the best man, he Grand High Supreme Palace Guard but I am pretty sure these guys aren't allowed to talk. And the maid of honor, who was the bride's childhood nanny is inexplicably missing...

[[A Marry Poppinsesque woman is floating in the sky with an umbrella.]]

Sir Monocle: Dost thou William take Kate and Vice Versa, Heretofore, Etc,Etc, in holy matrimony?
Kate: Pip Pip!
William: Cheerio
Sir Monocle: I now pronounce you Prince and Princess, now for the ceremonial cutting of the marriage crumpet!

a Bobby: Bangers and mash!
Harry Potter: Expecto patronum!
Robin Hood: Huzzah!
Chimney Sweep: Chim Chim Cheree]]> Poop Toast!: High on Life, or Sugar Rather http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-04-29 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-04-29 Sat, 30 Apr 2011 19:09:32 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-04-29">Poop Toast!: High on Life, or Sugar Rather</a> Lady: Billy got way too much Easter candy. He is all hopped up on sugar! Guy: Actually that's a myth, scientists say sugar doesn't make you hyper. [[Billy runs in screaming as they stare at him.]] Billy: Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDY!!! CANDY!!!!! Poop Toast!: High on Life, or Sugar Rather

Lady: Billy got way too much Easter candy. He is all hopped up on sugar!
Guy: Actually that's a myth, scientists say sugar doesn't make you hyper.

[[Billy runs in screaming as they stare at him.]]
Billy: Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDY!!! CANDY!!!!!]]> Poop Toast!: Divine Diabetes http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-04-24 http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-04-24 Sun, 24 Apr 2011 04:16:10 -0000 <a href="http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2011-04-24">Poop Toast!: Divine Diabetes</a> Easter Bunny: Aww, why so sad Jesus? Jesus: Well... Jesus: It's just not fair, I rose from the dead and redeemed all humanity yet all everyone cares about is you and your damn candy. Easter Bunny: I see... Easter Bunny: Would a marshmallow peep cheer you up? Jesus: Oh boy! Poop Toast!: Divine Diabetes

Easter Bunny: Aww, why so sad Jesus?
Jesus: Well...

Jesus: It's just not fair, I rose from the dead and redeemed all humanity yet all everyone cares about is you and your damn candy.
Easter Bunny: I see...

Easter Bunny: Would a marshmallow peep cheer you up?
Jesus: Oh boy!]]>