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			<title>Terebinth - August 28, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:47:29 -0000</pubDate>
			<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pandora.xepher.net/terebinth/tbarchiv/20030828.html&#x22;&#x3E;Terebinth - August 28, 2003&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;
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Rowena: Problem?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: Well, yes.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Melody: Vivian&#x27;s body.  I didn&#x27;t like her very much, but...&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Melody: You can&#x27;t just...just leave her lying there...&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Rowena: If you want to eat her, go right ahead.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Melody: What?!  You...you think I...I...&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Melody covers her eyes and turns away.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: Oh my God...&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Rowena: Fine.  Throw her in the river, then.  I don&#x27;t care.  Now, if you&#x27;ll excuse me...</description>
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Rowena: Problem?<br \>
<br \>
Melody: Well, yes.<br \>
<br \>
Melody: Vivian's body.  I didn't like her very much, but...<br \>
<br \>
Melody: You can't just...just leave her lying there...<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: If you want to eat her, go right ahead.<br \>
<br \>
Melody: What?!  You...you think I...I...<br \>
<br \>
[[Melody covers her eyes and turns away.]]<br \>
Melody: Oh my God...<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: Fine.  Throw her in the river, then.  I don't care.  Now, if you'll excuse me...]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 26, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:47:15 -0000</pubDate>
			<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pandora.xepher.net/terebinth/tbarchiv/20030826.html&#x22;&#x3E;Terebinth - August 26, 2003&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;
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Caption: Exits and Entrances&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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[[Terpsichore, Melody and Kestrel watch Leona and Cheryl walk off into the trees.  They then look at Rowena.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Rowena: Lance?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Lance steps out from behind a tree.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Lance: Rowena?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: Get these three back to H.Q.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: I need to make sure those vermin leave the woods.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Lance: Sure thing, boss.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Lance: If you folks&#x27;ll come with--&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Melody calls to Rowena.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: Uhh, excuse me...</description>
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Caption: Exits and Entrances<br \>
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[[Terpsichore, Melody and Kestrel watch Leona and Cheryl walk off into the trees.  They then look at Rowena.]]<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: Lance?<br \>
<br \>
[[Lance steps out from behind a tree.]]<br \>
Lance: Rowena?<br \>
Rowena: Get these three back to H.Q.<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: I need to make sure those vermin leave the woods.<br \>
Lance: Sure thing, boss.<br \>
<br \>
Lance: If you folks'll come with--<br \>
[[Melody calls to Rowena.]]<br \>
Melody: Uhh, excuse me...]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 24, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:47:08 -0000</pubDate>
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Rowena: Your choice, Leona.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Rowena: We end this right now,...&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: Or you walk away again.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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[[Leona breaks eye contact.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Leona: Come along, Cheryl.</description>
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Rowena: Your choice, Leona.<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: We end this right now,...<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: Or you walk away again.<br \>
<br \>
[[Leona breaks eye contact.]]<br \>
<br \>
Leona: Come along, Cheryl.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 21, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:47:03 -0000</pubDate>
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Vivian: The Forest Monster&#x27;s a mouse?!  I&#x27;ve killed more mice than--!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Shut up, Vivian.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Rowena: Listen to your teacher, vermin.  You don&#x27;t want to upset me.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Vivian: You want upset?!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Vivian!  No!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Vivian attacks Rowena.  Rowena evades her attack, grabs her, and lifts her into the air.  Rowena then slams Vivian against her upraised knee and snaps Vivian&#x27;s spine.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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[[Rowena drops Vivian&#x27;s body.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: Anyone else?</description>
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Vivian: The Forest Monster's a mouse?!  I've killed more mice than--!<br \>
Leona: Shut up, Vivian.<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: Listen to your teacher, vermin.  You don't want to upset me.<br \>
<br \>
Vivian: You want upset?!<br \>
Leona: Vivian!  No!<br \>
<br \>
[[Vivian attacks Rowena.  Rowena evades her attack, grabs her, and lifts her into the air.  Rowena then slams Vivian against her upraised knee and snaps Vivian's spine.]]<br \>
<br \>
[[Rowena drops Vivian's body.]]<br \>
Rowena: Anyone else?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 19, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:46:49 -0000</pubDate>
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Leona: First, you will watch while Cheryl and Vivian kill your friends.  Then--&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: No.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Damn.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: Now, I don&#x27;t mind you killing your students.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: I don&#x27;t even mind you blaming me for their deaths.  What is it you have them call me?  &#x22;The Forest Monster?&#x22;&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Stay out of this, Rowena.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: But we have an agreement, Leona.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Caption: The Forest Monster&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Rowena: You don&#x27;t come into my woods,--&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Rowena: --and I don&#x27;t come down to that school of yours and tear all your parasitic hearts out.</description>
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Leona: First, you will watch while Cheryl and Vivian kill your friends.  Then--<br \>
Rowena: No.<br \>
<br \>
Leona: Damn.<br \>
Rowena: Now, I don't mind you killing your students.<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: I don't even mind you blaming me for their deaths.  What is it you have them call me?  "The Forest Monster?"<br \>
<br \>
Leona: Stay out of this, Rowena.<br \>
Rowena: But we have an agreement, Leona.<br \>
<br \>
Caption: The Forest Monster<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: You don't come into my woods,--<br \>
<br \>
Rowena: --and I don't come down to that school of yours and tear all your parasitic hearts out.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 17, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:27:54 -0000</pubDate>
			<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pandora.xepher.net/terebinth/tbarchiv/20030817.html&#x22;&#x3E;Terebinth - August 17, 2003&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;
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Leona: Get out of the water.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
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Kestrel: And if we refuse?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Then your deaths will be slower and more painful.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Kestrel, Terpsichore and Melody look at each other.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[They climb out of the water.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Now, I&#x27;ll give you one last chance, Melody.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Kill these two, and I&#x27;ll consider letting you live.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: I...I won&#x27;t.  I&#x27;m sorry, Miss Leona.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Don&#x27;t apologize, child.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Leona grabs Melody by the throat.]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: Crawling wouldn&#x27;t really save you at this point, anyway.</description>
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Leona: Get out of the water.<br \>
<br \>
Kestrel: And if we refuse?<br \>
<br \>
Leona: Then your deaths will be slower and more painful.<br \>
<br \>
[[Kestrel, Terpsichore and Melody look at each other.]]<br \>
<br \>
[[They climb out of the water.]]<br \>
Leona: Now, I'll give you one last chance, Melody.<br \>
<br \>
Leona: Kill these two, and I'll consider letting you live.<br \>
<br \>
Melody: I...I won't.  I'm sorry, Miss Leona.<br \>
<br \>
Leona: Don't apologize, child.<br \>
<br \>
[[Leona grabs Melody by the throat.]]<br \>
Leona: Crawling wouldn't really save you at this point, anyway.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 14, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:27:47 -0000</pubDate>
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&#x3C;br&#x3E;
Kestrel: Are we there yet?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: The river should be just ahead!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Terpsichore: Here!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Kestrel: You&#x27;re certain this is necessary?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: It&#x27;ll make it harder for them to follow us.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Terpsichore: Shh!  We don&#x27;t want them to--&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[The predators stand beside the river waiting for them]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Terpsichore: --hear us...</description>
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Kestrel: Are we there yet?<br \>
Melody: The river should be just ahead!<br \>
Terpsichore: Here!<br \>
<br \>
Kestrel: You're certain this is necessary?<br \>
Melody: It'll make it harder for them to follow us.<br \>
Terpsichore: Shh!  We don't want them to--<br \>
<br \>
[[The predators stand beside the river waiting for them]]<br \>
Terpsichore: --hear us...]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 12, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:27:34 -0000</pubDate>
			<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pandora.xepher.net/terebinth/tbarchiv/20030812.html&#x22;&#x3E;Terebinth - August 12, 2003&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;
&#x3C;br&#x3E;
Terpsichore: We&#x27;ll try to keep heading upriver.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Kestrel: Aye, and with no moon tonight--&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Cheryl (off stage): Ow Ow Ow Ow-Woo!!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Terpsichore: What&#x27;s that?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: Cheryl.  It&#x27;s her alarm bark.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Kestrel: Ah.  I suggest we hurry.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Cheryl (off stage): Ow Ow-Woo!!  Ow Ow Ow-Woo!!&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Terpsichore, Kestrel and Melody hurry into the woods]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[Leona, Cheryl, and Vivian watch them go]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Leona: We want no survivors, ladies.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Cheryl &#x26; Vivian: Yes, Miss Leona.</description>
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Terpsichore: We'll try to keep heading upriver.<br \>
Kestrel: Aye, and with no moon tonight--<br \>
Cheryl (off stage): Ow Ow Ow Ow-Woo!!<br \>
<br \>
Terpsichore: What's that?<br \>
Melody: Cheryl.  It's her alarm bark.<br \>
Kestrel: Ah.  I suggest we hurry.<br \>
Cheryl (off stage): Ow Ow-Woo!!  Ow Ow Ow-Woo!!<br \>
<br \>
[[Terpsichore, Kestrel and Melody hurry into the woods]]<br \>
<br \>
[[Leona, Cheryl, and Vivian watch them go]]<br \>
Leona: We want no survivors, ladies.<br \>
Cheryl & Vivian: Yes, Miss Leona.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - August 10, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:27:24 -0000</pubDate>
			<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pandora.xepher.net/terebinth/tbarchiv/20030810.html&#x22;&#x3E;Terebinth - August 10, 2003&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;
&#x3C;br&#x3E;
Terpsichore: Come on.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: This way.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Kestrel: Uhh, ladies?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Terpsichore: But there&#x27;s no cover on those hills.  We could hide in the woods if Miss Leona tries to come after us.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: Oh, she&#x27;ll come after us, all right.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: But the woods--the Forest Monster might--we could...we could end up like...like my sister....&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Kestrel: So, the choice is certain death on the open hills at the hands of your colleagues, or mere probable death in the woods should we meet this monster?&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
[[They all look at each other]]&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Terpsichore: The woods.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Kestrel: The woods.&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Melody: All right.  The woods.</description>
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Terpsichore: Come on.<br \>
Melody: This way.<br \>
Kestrel: Uhh, ladies?<br \>
<br \>
Terpsichore: But there's no cover on those hills.  We could hide in the woods if Miss Leona tries to come after us.<br \>
Melody: Oh, she'll come after us, all right.<br \>
<br \>
Melody: But the woods--the Forest Monster might--we could...we could end up like...like my sister....<br \>
<br \>
Kestrel: So, the choice is certain death on the open hills at the hands of your colleagues, or mere probable death in the woods should we meet this monster?<br \>
<br \>
[[They all look at each other]]<br \>
<br \>
Terpsichore: The woods.<br \>
Kestrel: The woods.<br \>
Melody: All right.  The woods.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Terebinth - October 30, 2003</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:39:37 -0000</pubDate>
			<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://pandora.xepher.net/terebinth/tbarchiv/20031030.html&#x22;&#x3E;Terebinth - October 30, 2003&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;
&#x3C;br&#x3E;
Caption: And so they walk...&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
&#x3C;br \&#x3E;
Caption: On into the afternoon.</description>
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Caption: And so they walk...<br \>
<br \>
Caption: On into the afternoon.]]></content:encoded>
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