http://bigsandygilmore.com The latest transcribed Big Sandy Gilmore comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:42:04 -0000 60 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=336 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=336 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:48:07 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=336">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » He may have the heart of a warrior, but he doesn’t have the bladder for it</a><br> <br> Raul: What in the world possessed you to try out for the Ninja Turtles? <br> Gerald: It's my dream! <br> <br> Raul: The only thing going for you is that you're a turtle! You're not a teenager, a mutant, or a ninja! <br> Gerald: But I have the HEART OF A WARRIOR! <br> <br> Raul: Really? Cause I always pictured you as the kind of guy who hides in his shell at the first sign of trouble. <br> <br> Gerald: WAAAHHHH! Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » He may have the heart of a warrior, but he doesn’t have the bladder for it

Raul: What in the world possessed you to try out for the Ninja Turtles?
Gerald: It's my dream!

Raul: The only thing going for you is that you're a turtle! You're not a teenager, a mutant, or a ninja!
Gerald: But I have the HEART OF A WARRIOR!

Raul: Really? Cause I always pictured you as the kind of guy who hides in his shell at the first sign of trouble.

Gerald: WAAAHHHH!]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=334 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=334 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:48:04 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=334">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » That's a show I would watch religiously</a><br> <br> [[Gerald is practicing with nun chucks]] <br> Raul: What's up with Gerald? <br> Dan: He's training to be a Ninja Turtle. <br> <br> Raul: I didn't realize they were hiring. <br> Dan: Yeah, they're short a member now. <br> <br> [[Gerald hits himself in the head with his nun chucks]] <br> Raul: How did that happen? <br> Dan: One of them got a celebrity reality dating show on VH1. <br> <br> [[A show logo is shown that says "Love in a Half Shell with Donatello"]] <br> {{Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, reality show, TMNT, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles}} Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » That's a show I would watch religiously

[[Gerald is practicing with nun chucks]]
Raul: What's up with Gerald?
Dan: He's training to be a Ninja Turtle.

Raul: I didn't realize they were hiring.
Dan: Yeah, they're short a member now.

[[Gerald hits himself in the head with his nun chucks]]
Raul: How did that happen?
Dan: One of them got a celebrity reality dating show on VH1.

[[A show logo is shown that says "Love in a Half Shell with Donatello"]]
{{Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, reality show, TMNT, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles}}]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=271 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=271 Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:09:18 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=271">Raul is a nice guy, except when he isn’t | Big Sandy Gilmore!</a><br> <br> Julie: What's wrong with Dan? <br> Raul: He's stressed about running the restaurant by himself. Watch this. <br> <br> Raul: Hey Dan! You've got a guy over here who says you burned his egg! <br> <br> [[Dan's eye twitches]] <br> <br> [[Dan is curled up in the fetal position crying]] <br> Julie: Should we do something to help? <br> Raul: I locked the store an hour ago. He'll cry himself to sleep eventually. Raul is a nice guy, except when he isn’t | Big Sandy Gilmore!

Julie: What's wrong with Dan?
Raul: He's stressed about running the restaurant by himself. Watch this.

Raul: Hey Dan! You've got a guy over here who says you burned his egg!

[[Dan's eye twitches]]

[[Dan is curled up in the fetal position crying]]
Julie: Should we do something to help?
Raul: I locked the store an hour ago. He'll cry himself to sleep eventually.]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=254 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=254 Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:17:45 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=254">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Guilty Pleasure</a><br> <br> Dan: Don't tell me you're excited about going to see High School Musical! <br> Raul: No way! <br> <br> Raul: But Julie wants to see it so I'm going with her. Oh the things we do to impress women... <br> Dan [[skeptical]] <br> <br> [[Raul and Julie are sitting in the movie theater and Julie looks ashamed while Raul pumps his fists into the air in excitement]] <br> Raul: GO WILDCATS!!!! Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Guilty Pleasure

Dan: Don't tell me you're excited about going to see High School Musical!
Raul: No way!

Raul: But Julie wants to see it so I'm going with her. Oh the things we do to impress women...
Dan [[skeptical]]

[[Raul and Julie are sitting in the movie theater and Julie looks ashamed while Raul pumps his fists into the air in excitement]]
Raul: GO WILDCATS!!!!]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=19&preview=true&preview_id=19&preview_nonce=6772664287 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=19&preview=true&preview_id=19&preview_nonce=6772664287 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:52:15 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=19&amp;preview=true&amp;preview_id=19&amp;preview_nonce=6772664287">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » There is a real cartoon of Dinosaucers, but I don’t think they ever made collectors plates of them.</a><br> <br> Dan: From now on, I'm going to justify all my actions by saying, "Rules were made to be broken." <br> Raul: I'm sure THAT will go over well. <br> <br> Russell: Are you eating off my "Dinosaucers" collector's plate?! Do you know how much that cost?! You're not supposed to eat off of it! <br> Dan: Rules were made to be broken! <br> <br> Dan (thinking): Action: justified <br> [[Russell is looking angry]] <br> <br> [[Dan is laying on the floor, and has just been knocked out by Russell]] <br> Raul: I think you need a new phrase. Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » There is a real cartoon of Dinosaucers, but I don’t think they ever made collectors plates of them.

Dan: From now on, I'm going to justify all my actions by saying, "Rules were made to be broken."
Raul: I'm sure THAT will go over well.

Russell: Are you eating off my "Dinosaucers" collector's plate?! Do you know how much that cost?! You're not supposed to eat off of it!
Dan: Rules were made to be broken!

Dan (thinking): Action: justified
[[Russell is looking angry]]

[[Dan is laying on the floor, and has just been knocked out by Russell]]
Raul: I think you need a new phrase.]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=77 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=77 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:54:35 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=77">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » It was an F-minus</a><br> <br> [[This comic takes place during No-shave November]] <br> Dan: My best friend is the health inspector! <br> <br> Dan: Big Sandy will be so much nicer to me now! He knows I've got connections! <br> <br> Dan: You da man, Raul! You da man who's gonna give us ... <br> <br> Big Sandy, Russell, and Dan: AN F?!?! Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » It was an F-minus

[[This comic takes place during No-shave November]]
Dan: My best friend is the health inspector!

Dan: Big Sandy will be so much nicer to me now! He knows I've got connections!

Dan: You da man, Raul! You da man who's gonna give us ...

Big Sandy, Russell, and Dan: AN F?!?!]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=82 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=82 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:47:05 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=82">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Don’t insult a man’s ability to grow facial hair</a><br> <br> Dan: How could you give us an F?! Big Sandy is so pissed! <br> Raul: It's my job, Dan! <br> <br> Raul: That place was filthy! You're lucky I didn't shut it down! <br> <br> Russell: Yeah, right! You're just jealous 'cause you can't grow luxurious facial hair like we can! <br> <br> Raul: LUCK REVOKED! I'm shuttin' you down! Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Don’t insult a man’s ability to grow facial hair

Dan: How could you give us an F?! Big Sandy is so pissed!
Raul: It's my job, Dan!

Raul: That place was filthy! You're lucky I didn't shut it down!

Russell: Yeah, right! You're just jealous 'cause you can't grow luxurious facial hair like we can!

Raul: LUCK REVOKED! I'm shuttin' you down!]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=195 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=195 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:47:03 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=195">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Better late than never, right?</a><br> <br> [[This comic takes place during No-shave November]] <br> Big Sandy, lecturing to Dan and Russell: We can't close the restaurant because of one lousy inspection! <br> <br> Big Sandy: You two had better get Raul to change his mind, no matter what it takes! <br> <br> Raul: Good news guys! I found a rule that will allow you to stay open if you follow it! <br> <br> Raul: Section 3, line 18: Employees must be clean shaven at all times. <br> Big Sandy: I'll get some razors Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Better late than never, right?

[[This comic takes place during No-shave November]]
Big Sandy, lecturing to Dan and Russell: We can't close the restaurant because of one lousy inspection!

Big Sandy: You two had better get Raul to change his mind, no matter what it takes!

Raul: Good news guys! I found a rule that will allow you to stay open if you follow it!

Raul: Section 3, line 18: Employees must be clean shaven at all times.
Big Sandy: I'll get some razors]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=202 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=202 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:40:11 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=202">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » And the winner is…</a><br> <br> Raul (thinking): Ha! Looks like I'll have the most impressive beard at the end of No-shave November <br> <br> Raul (thinking): I'm not proud of everything I did, but beating Dan and Russell still feels good. Everyone needs a little victory once in a while. <br> <br> [[Gerald walks up to Raul with a beard that almost reaches to the ground]] <br> Gerald: Hey Raul! I feel like I haven't seen you all month! <br> <br> Raul: I suppose I deserved this, didn't I? <br> Gerald: I think you've got some pencil shavings stuck to your face. Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » And the winner is…

Raul (thinking): Ha! Looks like I'll have the most impressive beard at the end of No-shave November

Raul (thinking): I'm not proud of everything I did, but beating Dan and Russell still feels good. Everyone needs a little victory once in a while.

[[Gerald walks up to Raul with a beard that almost reaches to the ground]]
Gerald: Hey Raul! I feel like I haven't seen you all month!

Raul: I suppose I deserved this, didn't I?
Gerald: I think you've got some pencil shavings stuck to your face.]]> http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=199 http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=199 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:40:09 -0000 <a href="http://bigsandygilmore.com/?p=199">Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Naked animals!</a><br> <br> Raul: Sorry I threatened to shut your restaurant down, Big Sandy <br> <br> Raul: I guess I may have gotten a little bit carried away. When I said your employees had to be clean shaven... <br> <br> [[Russell and Dan are standing there with all of the fur on their bodies shaven off]] <br> Raul: I just meant their FACES UGH Big Sandy Gilmore! » Archive » Naked animals!

Raul: Sorry I threatened to shut your restaurant down, Big Sandy

Raul: I guess I may have gotten a little bit carried away. When I said your employees had to be clean shaven...

[[Russell and Dan are standing there with all of the fur on their bodies shaven off]]
Raul: I just meant their FACES UGH]]>