Fodi - latest additions http://www.baldninja.com The latest transcribed Fodi comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:12:03 -0000 60 Fodi at baldninja.com :: Archive :: Classic Hideout http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2009-12-15 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2009-12-15 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:47:01 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2009-12-15">Fodi at baldninja.com :: Archive :: Classic Hideout</a><br> <br> [[Matt and Lara are outside of an old, abandoned warehouse]] <br> Narrator: Later... <br> Lara: He went to an abandoned warehouse? Can we get any more clich?d? <br> <br> [[Matt and Lara are standing by an oil barrel and wooden fence, outside the warehouse.]] <br> Matt: I was really hoping for a dormant volcano. Or maybe an underground base. <br> Lara: Uh oh. <br> <br> [[Matt and Lara are standing by an oil barrel and wooden fence, outside the warehouse. Matt is exiting panel right.]] <br> Matt: Or a secret space station on the far side of the moon... which is made of green cheese! <br> Lara: Right. Because it's possible to walk to the moon now. Fodi at baldninja.com :: Archive :: Classic Hideout

[[Matt and Lara are outside of an old, abandoned warehouse]]
Narrator: Later...
Lara: He went to an abandoned warehouse? Can we get any more clich?d?

[[Matt and Lara are standing by an oil barrel and wooden fence, outside the warehouse.]]
Matt: I was really hoping for a dormant volcano. Or maybe an underground base.
Lara: Uh oh.

[[Matt and Lara are standing by an oil barrel and wooden fence, outside the warehouse. Matt is exiting panel right.]]
Matt: Or a secret space station on the far side of the moon... which is made of green cheese!
Lara: Right. Because it's possible to walk to the moon now.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com :: Archive :: Imagination http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-01-02 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-01-02 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:46:40 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-01-02">Fodi at baldninja.com :: Archive :: Imagination</a><br> <br> [[In a desolate space planet, Lara is dressed as Samus Aran] <br> Narrator: Laras Aran, bounty hunter. Stalking through the desolate catacombs, she seeks her prey, the dangerous melontroids! <br> <br> [[In a desolate space planet, Lara is dressed as Samus Aran <br> Narrator: As she steps onto the ledge, she spots one. Ice Ray Blast! <br> <br> [[Frozen Melontroid]] <br> Melontroid: ... <br> <br> [[In a desolate space planet, Lara is dressed as Samus Aran <br> Narrator: This life-sucking beast can only be destroyed by powerful concussive blasts. Missile Launch! Kablaam! <br> <br> [[Matt's Kitchen, watermelon pieces are everywhere]] <br> Lara: Man, Metroids are messy. <br> <br> [[Matt's Kitchen, watermelon pieces are everywhere]] <br> Lara: But oh so tasty. Fodi at baldninja.com :: Archive :: Imagination

[[In a desolate space planet, Lara is dressed as Samus Aran]
Narrator: Laras Aran, bounty hunter. Stalking through the desolate catacombs, she seeks her prey, the dangerous melontroids!

[[In a desolate space planet, Lara is dressed as Samus Aran
Narrator: As she steps onto the ledge, she spots one. Ice Ray Blast!

[[Frozen Melontroid]]
Melontroid: ...

[[In a desolate space planet, Lara is dressed as Samus Aran
Narrator: This life-sucking beast can only be destroyed by powerful concussive blasts. Missile Launch! Kablaam!

[[Matt's Kitchen, watermelon pieces are everywhere]]
Lara: Man, Metroids are messy.

[[Matt's Kitchen, watermelon pieces are everywhere]]
Lara: But oh so tasty.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - Discerning Employment http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-13 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-13 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:46:34 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-13">Fodi at baldninja.com - Discerning Employment</a><br> <br> [[Inside Pub, Matt and Steve are holding beer bottles.]] <br> Steve: Matt, how come you never got a real job? <br> Matt: Frustration. Found so few jobs that are cose enough to entry level that I'd have a shot at. <br> <br> [[Inside Pub]] <br> Steve: True. I don't understand why it's so hard. After all the difficult schooling, you'd think we could just walk around and get hired. It's grueling. <br> <br> [[Inside Pub]] <br> Matt: Yeah, I want companies to leap on me and start humping my leg, damnit! Well, metaphorically, of course. Fodi at baldninja.com - Discerning Employment

[[Inside Pub, Matt and Steve are holding beer bottles.]]
Steve: Matt, how come you never got a real job?
Matt: Frustration. Found so few jobs that are cose enough to entry level that I'd have a shot at.

[[Inside Pub]]
Steve: True. I don't understand why it's so hard. After all the difficult schooling, you'd think we could just walk around and get hired. It's grueling.

[[Inside Pub]]
Matt: Yeah, I want companies to leap on me and start humping my leg, damnit! Well, metaphorically, of course.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - Discerning Employment http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-13 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-13 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:46:34 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-13">Fodi at baldninja.com - Discerning Employment</a><br> <br> [[Inside Pub, Matt and Steve are holding beer bottles.]] <br> Steve: Matt, how come you never got a real job? <br> Matt: Frustration. Found so few jobs that are cose enough to entry level that I'd have a shot at. <br> <br> [[Inside Pub]] <br> Steve: True. I don't understand why it's so hard. After all the difficult schooling, you'd think we could just walk around and get hired. It's grueling. <br> <br> [[Inside Pub]] <br> Matt: Yeah, I want companies to leap on me and start humping my leg, damnit! Well, metaphorically, of course. Fodi at baldninja.com - Discerning Employment

[[Inside Pub, Matt and Steve are holding beer bottles.]]
Steve: Matt, how come you never got a real job?
Matt: Frustration. Found so few jobs that are cose enough to entry level that I'd have a shot at.

[[Inside Pub]]
Steve: True. I don't understand why it's so hard. After all the difficult schooling, you'd think we could just walk around and get hired. It's grueling.

[[Inside Pub]]
Matt: Yeah, I want companies to leap on me and start humping my leg, damnit! Well, metaphorically, of course.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - Admit It, You knew This Would Happen http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-20 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-20 Sun, 22 Oct 2006 13:03:39 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-20">Fodi at baldninja.com - Admit It, You knew This Would Happen</a><br> <br> Steve: This place is endless! We're never going to find Lara! <br> <br> <<LEMONSPLOSION!>> <br> <br> [[Lara waves in her :P-shirt]] <br> Lara: Hey guys! Fodi at baldninja.com - Admit It, You knew This Would Happen

Steve: This place is endless! We're never going to find Lara!

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[[Lara waves in her :P-shirt]]
Lara: Hey guys!]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - Treasure http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-07-14 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-07-14 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:58:00 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-07-14">Fodi at baldninja.com - Treasure</a><br> <br> [[Dark dungeon, red-eyed Angela-spectre, Steve]] <br> <br> Steve: We've made it but the effort was hardly worth it. <br> Angela-spectre: What effort? You didn't trigger any traps! <br> <br> Steve: Which took effort. <br> Angela-spectre: But you walked right through five of them! <br> Steve: So? <br> <br> Angela-spectre: You stood and taunted the giant steel jaws of death! <br> Steve: They were overwhelmed by my worthlessness. Fodi at baldninja.com - Treasure

[[Dark dungeon, red-eyed Angela-spectre, Steve]]

Steve: We've made it but the effort was hardly worth it.
Angela-spectre: What effort? You didn't trigger any traps!

Steve: Which took effort.
Angela-spectre: But you walked right through five of them!
Steve: So?

Angela-spectre: You stood and taunted the giant steel jaws of death!
Steve: They were overwhelmed by my worthlessness.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - How to Decide on Legal Aid http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-12 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-12 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:57:51 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-12">Fodi at baldninja.com - How to Decide on Legal Aid</a><br> <br> [[Outdoors with a simple fence, bush, and tree ensemble in the background.]] <br> Bill: My you guys make a tasty beer. <br> [[Bill stands weilding a tasty beer and sports an "I <3 LINUX" shirt]] <br> Steve: Thanks. <br> Bill: How'd you manage to get the biz up and running so smoothly? <br> <br> Steve: We had a lot of prior planning. <br> Steve: Though Coors did try to sue us once. <br> Steve: But Matt found this great law firm. <br> <br> Announcer: MORAN AND KAFKA LAW SERVICES. <br> Announcer: If we lose your lawsuit, we'll transform into giant cockroaches and devour your opponent. <br> [[Giant cockroack proceeds to devour said opponent in the background. Red backgrounds and large white halos ensue...]] Fodi at baldninja.com - How to Decide on Legal Aid

[[Outdoors with a simple fence, bush, and tree ensemble in the background.]]
Bill: My you guys make a tasty beer.
[[Bill stands weilding a tasty beer and sports an "I <3 LINUX" shirt]]
Steve: Thanks.
Bill: How'd you manage to get the biz up and running so smoothly?

Steve: We had a lot of prior planning.
Steve: Though Coors did try to sue us once.
Steve: But Matt found this great law firm.

Announcer: MORAN AND KAFKA LAW SERVICES.
Announcer: If we lose your lawsuit, we'll transform into giant cockroaches and devour your opponent.
[[Giant cockroack proceeds to devour said opponent in the background. Red backgrounds and large white halos ensue...]]]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - A New Beginning http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-11 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-11 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:57:19 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-04-11">Fodi at baldninja.com - A New Beginning</a><br> <br> Matt: Dear Dia... No, scratch that. CAPTAIN'S LOG, EARTHDATE 05-0411. Better. Now that our brewery is running strong, I have devoted my life to a pursuit of gadgetry. <br> <br> Matt (Narrating): Steve didn't much care for my first invention, the pokemaster, but it sold well. <br> Pokemaster (Poking Steve): Do you like that? <br> Steve: No. <br> <br> Pokemaster: How 'bout now? <br> Steve: No. How 'bout you go poke yourself? <br> <br> Pokemaster: OooOOoOoo! I tremble with eagerness. Fodi at baldninja.com - A New Beginning

Matt: Dear Dia... No, scratch that. CAPTAIN'S LOG, EARTHDATE 05-0411. Better. Now that our brewery is running strong, I have devoted my life to a pursuit of gadgetry.

Matt (Narrating): Steve didn't much care for my first invention, the pokemaster, but it sold well.
Pokemaster (Poking Steve): Do you like that?
Steve: No.

Pokemaster: How 'bout now?
Steve: No. How 'bout you go poke yourself?

Pokemaster: OooOOoOoo! I tremble with eagerness.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - Friday The Thirteenth http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-13 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-13 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-13">Fodi at baldninja.com - Friday The Thirteenth</a><br> <br> Steve: Has anyone else noticed the utter lack of guards and employees? <br> Susan: Yes dear. <br> <br> Steve: I wonder where they are. <br> Angela/DeeDee: Group orgy, Ward 10. <br> Susan: How do you even know there is a Ward 10? <br> <br> Angela/DeeDee: I don't. But if there is one, I bet there is an orgy going on. <br> Steve: Sure, and I bet they dress up as Mongol hordes. <br> Angela/DeeDee: Only after they disembowel their foes. Fodi at baldninja.com - Friday The Thirteenth

Steve: Has anyone else noticed the utter lack of guards and employees?
Susan: Yes dear.

Steve: I wonder where they are.
Angela/DeeDee: Group orgy, Ward 10.
Susan: How do you even know there is a Ward 10?

Angela/DeeDee: I don't. But if there is one, I bet there is an orgy going on.
Steve: Sure, and I bet they dress up as Mongol hordes.
Angela/DeeDee: Only after they disembowel their foes.]]> Fodi at baldninja.com - Nothing But The Facts http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-12 http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-12 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:24:49 -0000 <a href="http://www.baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-12">Fodi at baldninja.com - Nothing But The Facts</a><br> <br> Susan: This is like one of those secret terror bases I read about in the newspaper the other day. <br> <br> Angela/DeeDee:Bah. Newspapers are worthless. <br> Susan: Well, I prefer to get my news from more reliable sources, but... <br> <br> Steve: I prefer to get my news through rumor and supposition. <br> Steve: Which is to say, I watch cable news. Fodi at baldninja.com - Nothing But The Facts

Susan: This is like one of those secret terror bases I read about in the newspaper the other day.

Angela/DeeDee:Bah. Newspapers are worthless.
Susan: Well, I prefer to get my news from more reliable sources, but...

Steve: I prefer to get my news through rumor and supposition.
Steve: Which is to say, I watch cable news.]]>