http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com The latest transcribed Minimalism Sucks comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Wed, 06 May 2009 17:42:03 -0000 60 http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090315.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090315.html Wed, 06 May 2009 17:28:07 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090315.html">Minimalism Sucks - Sunday, March 15, 2009</a><br> <br> PERSON 1: I hate your ramen! <br> <br> PERSON 1: I wish it a messy death! <br> <br> PERSON 2: Very well. I will eat it messily. <br> <br> PERSON 1: Okay. Minimalism Sucks - Sunday, March 15, 2009

PERSON 1: I hate your ramen!

PERSON 1: I wish it a messy death!

PERSON 2: Very well. I will eat it messily.

PERSON 1: Okay.]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090313.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090313.html Wed, 06 May 2009 17:12:12 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090313.html">Minimalism Sucks - Friday, March 13, 2009</a><br> <br> PERSON 1: Would you like to join the onion union? <br> <br> PERSON 2: Yes. Is there a membership fee? <br> <br> PERSON 1: Yes. It all goes to the union president. <br> <br> PERSON 1: He hates everything you believe in. Minimalism Sucks - Friday, March 13, 2009

PERSON 1: Would you like to join the onion union?

PERSON 2: Yes. Is there a membership fee?

PERSON 1: Yes. It all goes to the union president.

PERSON 1: He hates everything you believe in.]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090309.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090309.html Wed, 06 May 2009 17:06:44 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090309.html">Minimalism Sucks - Monday, March 9, 2009</a><br> <br> PERSON 1: Do you have any flesh-eating bacteriums? <br> <br> PERSON 2: NO! Would you like a nose pie? <br> <br> PERSON 1: Please explain to me its contents. <br> <br> PERSON 2: It is made of things. <br> PERSON 1: I hate things! Minimalism Sucks - Monday, March 9, 2009

PERSON 1: Do you have any flesh-eating bacteriums?

PERSON 2: NO! Would you like a nose pie?

PERSON 1: Please explain to me its contents.

PERSON 2: It is made of things.
PERSON 1: I hate things!]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090318.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090318.html Wed, 06 May 2009 16:54:17 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090318.html">Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, March 18, 2009</a><br> <br> PERSON 1: I have seven wives: one for each day of the week. <br> <br> PERSON 2: Did you hear? Soon there will only be six days in the week. <br> <br> PERSON 1: I see. This means that one of my wives will have to leave. <br> <br> PERSON 1: I choose Charlotte Brontë. She has the biggest nose. Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, March 18, 2009

PERSON 1: I have seven wives: one for each day of the week.

PERSON 2: Did you hear? Soon there will only be six days in the week.

PERSON 1: I see. This means that one of my wives will have to leave.

PERSON 1: I choose Charlotte Brontë. She has the biggest nose.]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090429.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090429.html Wed, 06 May 2009 16:53:40 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090429.html">Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, April 29, 2009</a><br> <br> Person 1: Thinking is overrated. <br> <br> Person 1: Breathing is overrated. <br> <br> Person 2: Rating is overrated. <br> <br> Person 1: Punch lines are overrated. Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Person 1: Thinking is overrated.

Person 1: Breathing is overrated.

Person 2: Rating is overrated.

Person 1: Punch lines are overrated.]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090311.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090311.html Wed, 06 May 2009 16:53:17 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090311.html">Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, March 11, 2009</a><br> <br> PERSON 1: ... Especially when they are out of order! <br> <br> [[SILENCE]] <br> <br> [[SILENCE]] <br> <br> PERSON 2: What? Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, March 11, 2009

PERSON 1: ... Especially when they are out of order!

[[SILENCE]]

[[SILENCE]]

PERSON 2: What?]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090306.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090306.html Wed, 06 May 2009 16:52:41 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090306.html">Minimalism Sucks - Friday, March 6, 2009</a><br> <br> PERSON 1: Words are words! <br> <br> PERSON 2: I like words! We are using them. <br> <br> PERSON 1: Words are great! <br> <br> HOORAY FOR WORDS Minimalism Sucks - Friday, March 6, 2009

PERSON 1: Words are words!

PERSON 2: I like words! We are using them.

PERSON 1: Words are great!

HOORAY FOR WORDS]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090302.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090302.html Wed, 06 May 2009 16:46:12 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090302.html">Minimalism Sucks - Monday, March 2, 2009</a><br> <br> Person 1: What was that? <br> Person 2: What what what? <br> <br> Person 1: I perceived an extended lack of existence just then. <br> <br> Person 2: I did not; in fact, I am certain that I did not exist at all until two or three panels ago. <br> <br> Person 1: Perhaps we only truly exist when we... <br> Person 2: I love your tie. Minimalism Sucks - Monday, March 2, 2009

Person 1: What was that?
Person 2: What what what?

Person 1: I perceived an extended lack of existence just then.

Person 2: I did not; in fact, I am certain that I did not exist at all until two or three panels ago.

Person 1: Perhaps we only truly exist when we...
Person 2: I love your tie.]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20060410.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20060410.html Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:37:16 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20060410.html">Minimalism Sucks - Monday, April 10, 2006</a><br> <br> Person 1: Today I donated my brain to science! <br> Person 2: How are you able to speak? <br> <br> Person 1: Many of those lacking brains tend to show themselves to be very able speakers. <br> <br> Person 2: I take it, then, that you are still in possession of your brain and only wanted an opportunity to repeat a joke from The Wizard of Oz. <br> Person 1: That is correct. <br> <br> Person 2: I hope, then, that you will have no objection to my punching you in the face. <br> Person 1: No, go right ahead. Minimalism Sucks - Monday, April 10, 2006

Person 1: Today I donated my brain to science!
Person 2: How are you able to speak?

Person 1: Many of those lacking brains tend to show themselves to be very able speakers.

Person 2: I take it, then, that you are still in possession of your brain and only wanted an opportunity to repeat a joke from The Wizard of Oz.
Person 1: That is correct.

Person 2: I hope, then, that you will have no objection to my punching you in the face.
Person 1: No, go right ahead.]]> http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090304.html http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090304.html Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:14:44 -0000 <a href="http://minisuck.comicgenesis.com/d/20090304.html">Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, March 4, 2009</a><br> <br> Person 1: I am often misunderstood. <br> <br> Person 2: What did you say about my mother? <br> <br> Person 1: She is partially or wholly comprised of coffee grinds. <br> <br> Person 2: She also enjoys throwing eggs at pedestrians! Minimalism Sucks - Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Person 1: I am often misunderstood.

Person 2: What did you say about my mother?

Person 1: She is partially or wholly comprised of coffee grinds.

Person 2: She also enjoys throwing eggs at pedestrians!]]>