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Nonglish - latest additions http://nonglish.com The latest transcribed Nonglish comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 21 Aug 2010 02:42:03 -0000 60 Nonglish - NFL Draft Coverage http://nonglish.com/?comicID=151 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=151 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 14:56:29 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=151">Nonglish - NFL Draft Coverage</a> Well as the NFL draft continues we're going to check in with TRacy, who's with one of the players still waiting to be drafted..... [[What they say]] I'm here with the QB and his camp. He and his family are watching, as he continues to fall in the draft. Despite not being picked yet, his hopes are high and he says he's feeling good His Family has been nothing but supportive and is optomistic that he'll hear his name called soon. In the meantime, the QB is just trying to keep his mind clear and stay relaxed [[What's Really Happening]] Man, it seems like this guy's never gonna get picked. He is PISSED. He was walking around the house with a bottle of Jack about 30 minutes ago When his dad tried to take the bottle, he punched him in the face. Then he yelled at his mom, who's just been crying hysterically since then..... He just drove off in what we believe to be a stolen sports car and we have no idea where he's headed..... Back to you Tom..... {{You know things are getting serious when the sports anchor puts their hand to their ear.}} Nonglish - NFL Draft Coverage

Well as the NFL draft continues we're going to check in with TRacy, who's with one of the players still waiting to be drafted.....

[[What they say]]

I'm here with the QB and his camp. He and his family are watching, as he continues to fall in the draft.

Despite not being picked yet, his hopes are high and he says he's feeling good

His Family has been nothing but supportive and is optomistic that he'll hear his name called soon.

In the meantime, the QB is just trying to keep his mind clear and stay relaxed

[[What's Really Happening]]

Man, it seems like this guy's never gonna get picked.

He is PISSED. He was walking around the house with a bottle of Jack about 30 minutes ago

When his dad tried to take the bottle, he punched him in the face. Then he yelled at his mom, who's just been crying hysterically since then.....

He just drove off in what we believe to be a stolen sports car and we have no idea where he's headed.....

Back to you Tom.....

{{You know things are getting serious when the sports anchor puts their hand to their ear.}}]]> Nonglish - http://www.questionablecontent.net/ http://nonglish.com/index.php?comicID=52 http://nonglish.com/index.php?comicID=52 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:27:30 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/index.php?comicID=52">Nonglish - http://www.questionablecontent.net/</a> Guy: What happened to you? Emo Kid: I just read the entire Questionable Content WebComic from beginning to end. Guy: Why Emo Kid: I don't know, but now I'm filled with sarcasm, angst, and a desire to listen to the Flaming Lips. {{I also really, really, really want an AnthroPC now. But one much more destructive than Pintsize could ever be.}} Nonglish - http://www.questionablecontent.net/

Guy: What happened to you?
Emo Kid: I just read the entire Questionable Content WebComic from beginning to end.
Guy: Why
Emo Kid: I don't know, but now I'm filled with sarcasm, angst, and a desire to listen to the Flaming Lips.

{{I also really, really, really want an AnthroPC now. But one much more destructive than Pintsize could ever be.}}]]> Nonglish - Typical Work Day (Guest Comic) http://nonglish.com/?comicID=80 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=80 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:27:28 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=80">Nonglish - Typical Work Day (Guest Comic)</a> [[Girl is sitting at a desk with a laptop]] <<click>> [[Girl is sitting at a desk with a laptop]] <<click>> [[Girl is sitting at a desk with a laptop]] <<click>> [[Girl is sitting at a desk with a laptop]] <<click>> [[Guy pops in from the side of the panel]] Guy: How many times are you going to refresh facebook? Girl: There's nothign else to do!! {{no really, there isn't}} Nonglish - Typical Work Day (Guest Comic)

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[[Guy pops in from the side of the panel]]
Guy: How many times are you going to refresh facebook?
Girl: There's nothign else to do!!

{{no really, there isn't}}]]> Nonglish - Why do you get Pinched on St. Patrick's Day http://nonglish.com/?comicID=65 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=65 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:27:27 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=65">Nonglish - Why do you get Pinched on St. Patrick's Day</a> Guy1: Hey, it's St. Patrick's day and you're not wearing green Guy2: So? Guy1: That means you're gonna get pinched by leprechauns [[A little time passes and Guy1 now has on a green hat]] Guy2: Hey, that's a pretty nice hat. Where'd you get it? Guy1: I found it. [[Guy2 walks over and finds a pot of gold with a bleeding little man by it]] Guy2: Hey!!! Where'd this leprechaun come from? Guy1: That's where I found my hat. Leprechaun: help me Guy2: You beat up a leprechaun?!?! Guy1: It was a pre-emptive strike. Guy2: Fair enough, can I keep the gold. Leprecahun: what kind of people are you! {{Think about this the next time you pinch someone.....}} Nonglish - Why do you get Pinched on St. Patrick's Day

Guy1: Hey, it's St. Patrick's day and you're not wearing green
Guy2: So?
Guy1: That means you're gonna get pinched by leprechauns

[[A little time passes and Guy1 now has on a green hat]]
Guy2: Hey, that's a pretty nice hat. Where'd you get it?
Guy1: I found it.

[[Guy2 walks over and finds a pot of gold with a bleeding little man by it]]
Guy2: Hey!!! Where'd this leprechaun come from?
Guy1: That's where I found my hat.
Leprechaun: help me

Guy2: You beat up a leprechaun?!?!
Guy1: It was a pre-emptive strike.
Guy2: Fair enough, can I keep the gold.
Leprecahun: what kind of people are you!

{{Think about this the next time you pinch someone.....}}]]> Nonglish - Drivers http://nonglish.com/?comicID=72 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=72 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:27:27 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=72">Nonglish - Drivers</a> Computer: Device Malfunction: Please Update Drivers Guy: Hmm, I thought I did that already. Computer: Device Malfunction: Please Update Drivers Guy: Ok, I'll try this again Computer: Device Malfunction: Please Update Drivers Guy: ....................... Guy: WHAT DRIVERS!!!! [[Guy sits slumped back in the chair, crushed by defeat]] Computer: The ones behind you Drivers: Sir, the car is waiting {{Life would be so much better if this was the way things worked.}} Nonglish - Drivers

Computer: Device Malfunction: Please Update Drivers
Guy: Hmm, I thought I did that already.

Computer: Device Malfunction: Please Update Drivers
Guy: Ok, I'll try this again

Computer: Device Malfunction: Please Update Drivers
Guy: .......................

Guy: WHAT DRIVERS!!!!

[[Guy sits slumped back in the chair, crushed by defeat]]
Computer: The ones behind you
Drivers: Sir, the car is waiting

{{Life would be so much better if this was the way things worked.}}]]> Nonglish - New Moon http://nonglish.com/?comicID=119 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=119 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:27:25 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=119">Nonglish - New Moon</a> [[Two guys playing basketball]] Guy1: Hey, can we make this game point? Guy2: what, there some place you'd rather be? Guy1: Well actually, I need to go pick up my tickets for the New Moon premier tonight. Guy2: !!! [[Guy2 drops basketball and walks off]] Guy1: Hey, where are you going? Guy2: Church. Normal guys choosing to watch twilight instead of play ball must be a sign of the end times. {{What is the world coming to?}} Nonglish - New Moon

[[Two guys playing basketball]]
Guy1: Hey, can we make this game point?
Guy2: what, there some place you'd rather be?

Guy1: Well actually, I need to go pick up my tickets for the New Moon premier tonight.
Guy2: !!!

[[Guy2 drops basketball and walks off]]
Guy1: Hey, where are you going?
Guy2: Church. Normal guys choosing to watch twilight instead of play ball must be a sign of the end times.

{{What is the world coming to?}}]]> Nonglish - Right Person for the Job http://nonglish.com/?comicID=118 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=118 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:53:28 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=118">Nonglish - Right Person for the Job</a> Girl: Hey, it's great to see you!!! Guy: Really? I mean, hey. Girl: Yeah, I've been having this problem with my computer and I remembered that you went to school for computer stuff. Guy: Um, I went to school for Computer Science. So..... that's not really what you're thinking of. Girl: I mean, you can just come take a look at it. Guy: But I'm not really a computer tech....... Girl: Isn't it all basically the same thing? Guy: Yeah, just like how all rocket scientists know how to fly airplanes. Girl: They don't?!?! {{When the world understands the difference between computer science/engineering and tech support it will be a better place.}} Nonglish - Right Person for the Job

Girl: Hey, it's great to see you!!!
Guy: Really? I mean, hey.

Girl: Yeah, I've been having this problem with my computer and I remembered that you went to school for computer stuff.

Guy: Um, I went to school for Computer Science. So..... that's not really what you're thinking of.

Girl: I mean, you can just come take a look at it.

Guy: But I'm not really a computer tech.......
Girl: Isn't it all basically the same thing?

Guy: Yeah, just like how all rocket scientists know how to fly airplanes.
Girl: They don't?!?!

{{When the world understands the difference between computer science/engineering and tech support it will be a better place.}}]]> Nonglish - Extreme Trig http://nonglish.com/?comicID=74 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=74 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:30:26 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=74">Nonglish - Extreme Trig</a> [[Stick characters are doing extreme sports on a sine wave: surfing skating and parachuting]] Nonglish - Extreme Trig

[[Stick characters are doing extreme sports on a sine wave: surfing skating and parachuting]]]]> Nonglish - Finding a Costume http://nonglish.com/?comicID=117 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=117 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:30:25 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=117">Nonglish - Finding a Costume</a> I wonder what I should be for Halloween this year..... [[Man finds a hat on the ground]] Hey, a hat! [[Man finds a whip balled up on the ground]] Hmm, a whip? [[Man sees a golden idol on a pedistal]] Um, this seems a bit too serendipitous, but ok [[Man picks up the statue and there's a loud RUMBLE in the background]] wait a sec...... [[Man is now running from a giant bolder]] Yep, best costume ever!!! {{The only problem with the costume is finding parking for the boulder at parties.}} Nonglish - Finding a Costume

I wonder what I should be for Halloween this year.....

[[Man finds a hat on the ground]]
Hey, a hat!

[[Man finds a whip balled up on the ground]]
Hmm, a whip?

[[Man sees a golden idol on a pedistal]]
Um, this seems a bit too serendipitous, but ok

[[Man picks up the statue and there's a loud RUMBLE in the background]]
wait a sec......

[[Man is now running from a giant bolder]]
Yep, best costume ever!!!

{{The only problem with the costume is finding parking for the boulder at parties.}}]]> Nonglish - Real Romantic http://nonglish.com/?comicID=123 http://nonglish.com/?comicID=123 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:30:24 -0000 <a href="http://nonglish.com/?comicID=123">Nonglish - Real Romantic</a> [[A guy approaches a couple who are walking arm-in-arm]] Joey: Hey Gina......what's up? Gina: Oh hi Joey! This is Jean my new boyfriend. Joey: Jean? You were supposed to marry Tony last week. You're still supposed to be on your honeymoon! Gina: Well that's kind of a funny story. Gina: I actually had a huge crush on Jean when we were back in school, but we were both in relationships at the time. Still, we've always managed to be really good friends. Gina: Since he's one of my best friends he was going to be involved in the wedding. But, having him around, I realized that I was really still in love with him. Gina: Then he revealed that the only reason he came to the wedding was that he had always loved me. And then we decided that we'd both regret it for the rest of our lives if we didn't give each other a try. Gina: Isn't that romantic!! Joey: Yeah, except for the part where you ruined poor Tony's life. Now I know why killed himself last week. You're both terrible people. {{"Would it be more romantic if I said he was Richard Gere and I was Julia Roberts?"}} Nonglish - Real Romantic

[[A guy approaches a couple who are walking arm-in-arm]]
Joey: Hey Gina......what's up?
Gina: Oh hi Joey! This is Jean my new boyfriend.

Joey: Jean? You were supposed to marry Tony last week. You're still supposed to be on your honeymoon!
Gina: Well that's kind of a funny story.

Gina: I actually had a huge crush on Jean when we were back in school, but we were both in relationships at the time. Still, we've always managed to be really good friends.

Gina: Since he's one of my best friends he was going to be involved in the wedding. But, having him around, I realized that I was really still in love with him.

Gina: Then he revealed that the only reason he came to the wedding was that he had always loved me. And then we decided that we'd both regret it for the rest of our lives if we didn't give each other a try.

Gina: Isn't that romantic!!
Joey: Yeah, except for the part where you ruined poor Tony's life. Now I know why killed himself last week. You're both terrible people.

{{"Would it be more romantic if I said he was Richard Gere and I was Julia Roberts?"}}]]>