The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World

The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World - latest additions http://angriestricecooker.com The latest transcribed The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:45 -0000 60 The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World http://angriestricecooker.com/081105.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/081105.htm Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:57:46 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/081105.htm">The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World</a> Dude, the new "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is totally truer to the book than the old one The screenwriter clearly had real reverence for the work Not like that hack "Roald Dahl" who wrote the first one The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World

Dude, the new "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is totally truer to the book than the old one

The screenwriter clearly had real reverence for the work

Not like that hack "Roald Dahl" who wrote the first one]]> Online Comics Day! http://angriestricecooker.com/050506.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/050506.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:30 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050506.htm">Online Comics Day!</a> Rice Cooker: Once a year, online cartoonists have a day to celebrate themselves. Rice Cooker: Rice Cooker: Anything for an excuse not to update. Online Comics Day!

Rice Cooker: Once a year, online cartoonists have a day to celebrate themselves.

Rice Cooker:

Rice Cooker: Anything for an excuse not to update.]]> On precision focus http://angriestricecooker.com/050306.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/050306.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:27 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050306.htm">On precision focus</a> Rice Cooker: Anti-Shakerism was a pre-Civil War movement in the United States opposed to Shakers and their practices. Rice Cooker: Since Shakers are a small, celibate sect numbering 6000 at their peak, this may be the most narrowly-targeted prejudice ever.. Rice Cooker: I guess everbody needs a hobby. On precision focus

Rice Cooker: Anti-Shakerism was a pre-Civil War movement in the United States opposed to Shakers and their practices.

Rice Cooker: Since Shakers are a small, celibate sect numbering 6000 at their peak, this may be the most narrowly-targeted prejudice ever..

Rice Cooker: I guess everbody needs a hobby.]]> On the value of a mass http://angriestricecooker.com/050206.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/050206.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:25 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050206.htm">On the value of a mass</a> Rice Cooker: When Henry IV of France became king, he converted from Protestantism to Catholicism in order to end years of religious warfare. Rice Cooker: Noting the domination of Paris by Catholics, he is said to have declared, "Paris is worth a mass." Rice Cooker: Imagine how mad he was when he found out he had to go more than once. On the value of a mass

Rice Cooker: When Henry IV of France became king, he converted from Protestantism to Catholicism in order to end years of religious warfare.

Rice Cooker: Noting the domination of Paris by Catholics, he is said to have declared, "Paris is worth a mass."

Rice Cooker: Imagine how mad he was when he found out he had to go more than once.]]> On the ravages of plagarism http://angriestricecooker.com/050106.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/050106.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:23 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050106.htm">On the ravages of plagarism</a> Rice Cooker: Author Kaavya Viswanathan made national news because of passages in her book similar to some in books by another author. Rice Cooker: That author, Megan McCafferty, has been horribly victimized. Rice Cooker: Having 150 words similar to your appear in some other book is such a crushing price to pay for a giant pile of publicity. On the ravages of plagarism

Rice Cooker: Author Kaavya Viswanathan made national news because of passages in her book similar to some in books by another author.

Rice Cooker: That author, Megan McCafferty, has been horribly victimized.

Rice Cooker: Having 150 words similar to your appear in some other book is such a crushing price to pay for a giant pile of publicity.]]> On circuit bending http://angriestricecooker.com/042706.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/042706.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:08 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042706.htm">On circuit bending</a> Rice Cooker: In a practice called "circuit bending," people break open and rewire electronics to make music. Rice Cooker: One practitioner said, "I think a circuit bent instrument has a new synapse." Oh yeah? Rice Cooker: Why don't we break you open and give YOU a new synapse, you monster? Sounds like you could use one. On circuit bending

Rice Cooker: In a practice called "circuit bending," people break open and rewire electronics to make music.

Rice Cooker: One practitioner said, "I think a circuit bent instrument has a new synapse." Oh yeah?

Rice Cooker: Why don't we break you open and give YOU a new synapse, you monster? Sounds like you could use one.]]> On candy geography http://angriestricecooker.com/042606.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/042606.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:01 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042606.htm">On candy geography</a> Rice Cooker: In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks, Rice Cooker: And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks. *sniff* Rice Cooker: It's so beautiful. On candy geography

Rice Cooker: In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks,

Rice Cooker: And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks. *sniff*

Rice Cooker: It's so beautiful.]]> On futurism http://angriestricecooker.com/042506.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/042506.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:40:56 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042506.htm">On futurism</a> Rice Cooker: Thomas Edison once said, "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, Rice Cooker: "in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Rice Cooker: Of The Future! On futurism

Rice Cooker: Thomas Edison once said, "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame,

Rice Cooker: "in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease."

Rice Cooker: Of The Future!]]> On nothing to sell out http://angriestricecooker.com/042406.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/042406.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:40:53 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042406.htm">On nothing to sell out</a> Rice Cooker: Both Marvel and DC comics have recently announced deals to put "product placement" in some of their comics. Rice Cooker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rice Cooker: The artistic integrity of the umpteenth X-men spin-off MUST BE PRESERVED! On nothing to sell out

Rice Cooker: Both Marvel and DC comics have recently announced deals to put "product placement" in some of their comics.

Rice Cooker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rice Cooker: The artistic integrity of the umpteenth X-men spin-off MUST BE PRESERVED!]]> On ROTTING PEOPLE's BRAINS http://angriestricecooker.com/042106.htm http://angriestricecooker.com/042106.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 04:40:51 -0000 <a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042106.htm">On ROTTING PEOPLE's BRAINS</a> Rice Cooker: A texas college recently banned use of Myspace on its network computers. Rice Cooker: Apparently it was taking up massive amounts of bandwidth resources. Rice Cooker: Oh, yeah, and ROTTING PEOPLE'S BRAINS. On ROTTING PEOPLE's BRAINS

Rice Cooker: A texas college recently banned use of Myspace on its network computers.

Rice Cooker: Apparently it was taking up massive amounts of bandwidth resources.

Rice Cooker: Oh, yeah, and ROTTING PEOPLE'S BRAINS.]]>