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Blombo Tales - latest additions http://blombotales.com The latest transcribed Blombo Tales comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:42:03 -0000 60 Blombo Tales #99 :: Hell Hath No Fury http://blombotales.com/view/99 http://blombotales.com/view/99 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:14:08 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/99">Blombo Tales #99 :: Hell Hath No Fury</a> [[Jayne is clinging onto the rogue rollercoaster carriage and is trying to grab the blombos. The dislodged parasol ride cage plummets with them. Nothing but clouds behind them.]] Jayne: YOU FURRY LITTLE BASTARDS! {{Like a woman plummeting to her death when you are within armsreach.}} Blombo Tales #99 :: Hell Hath No Fury

[[Jayne is clinging onto the rogue rollercoaster carriage and is trying to grab the blombos. The dislodged parasol ride cage plummets with them. Nothing but clouds behind them.]]

Jayne: YOU FURRY LITTLE BASTARDS!

{{Like a woman plummeting to her death when you are within armsreach.}}]]> Blombo Tales #100 :: One Hundred http://blombotales.com/view/100 http://blombotales.com/view/100 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:14:05 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/100">Blombo Tales #100 :: One Hundred</a> [[A fireman rescues a kitten from a tree on the side of the road]] Fireman: Here you go little girl! That was almost a CATastrophe! [[The little girl smiles and points into the window of a nearby house]] Girl: No, silly! That~ Girl: ...is a cat ass trophy! [[We see the inside of the house, a wall lined with trophies. Central of which is...]] Don't make me type it! {{It's a horrible pun with a horrible punchline. Enjoy!}} Blombo Tales #100 :: One Hundred

[[A fireman rescues a kitten from a tree on the side of the road]]
Fireman: Here you go little girl! That was almost a CATastrophe!

[[The little girl smiles and points into the window of a nearby house]]
Girl: No, silly! That~

Girl: ...is a cat ass trophy!
[[We see the inside of the house, a wall lined with trophies. Central of which is...]]

Don't make me type it!

{{It's a horrible pun with a horrible punchline. Enjoy!}}]]> Blombo Tales #98 :: Circle of Friends http://blombotales.com/view/98 http://blombotales.com/view/98 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:54:44 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/98">Blombo Tales #98 :: Circle of Friends</a> All's fair #98 [[A shot of one of the swirling parasol-cage rides.]] Jayne: (thinks) I hope those blombos don't cause any trouble. [[A roller coaster stretches across the horizon.]] Liz: You seem very distracted today Jayne? [[Roller coaster in the background continues]] Kaitlyn: Ooh, thinking of Michael?! [[The queue out the front of the roller coaster scatter]] Jayne: No, I think I finally realise I've been imagining something that wasn't there. [[There is smoke drifting off the roller coaster. The crowd continues to flee.]] Liz: Or you are just being stupid and you are both ignoring each other... [[There is a small explosion on the edge of the roller coaster.]] Kaitlyn: Sounds like someone needs a meddling fairy godmother. [[Kaitlyn steeples her fingers in a scheme. The full length of the roller coaster is on fire.]] Jayne: No, no! (thinks) Oh this is awkward... please God, take me now... [[Part of the roller coaster collapses]] [[Liz is in shot. There is a larger explosion from the roller coaster and a carriage with Blombo and Bunnyears in is rocketed towards the parasol cage that the girls are in.]] {{Be careful what you wish for}} Blombo Tales #98 :: Circle of Friends

All's fair #98
[[A shot of one of the swirling parasol-cage rides.]]

Jayne: (thinks) I hope those blombos don't cause any trouble.
[[A roller coaster stretches across the horizon.]]

Liz: You seem very distracted today Jayne?
[[Roller coaster in the background continues]]

Kaitlyn: Ooh, thinking of Michael?!
[[The queue out the front of the roller coaster scatter]]

Jayne: No, I think I finally realise I've been imagining something that wasn't there.
[[There is smoke drifting off the roller coaster. The crowd continues to flee.]]

Liz: Or you are just being stupid and you are both ignoring each other...
[[There is a small explosion on the edge of the roller coaster.]]

Kaitlyn: Sounds like someone needs a meddling fairy godmother.
[[Kaitlyn steeples her fingers in a scheme. The full length of the roller coaster is on fire.]]

Jayne: No, no!
(thinks) Oh this is awkward... please God, take me now...
[[Part of the roller coaster collapses]]

[[Liz is in shot. There is a larger explosion from the roller coaster and a carriage with Blombo and Bunnyears in is rocketed towards the parasol cage that the girls are in.]]
{{Be careful what you wish for}}]]> Blombo Tales #97 :: Corporate Honesty http://blombotales.com/view/97 http://blombotales.com/view/97 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:54:36 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/97">Blombo Tales #97 :: Corporate Honesty</a> All's fair #97 [[The girls are sitting at the fair eating ice-cream sundaes with several decrepit amusement rides in the background]] Kaitlyn: This place just isn't how I remember it when I was young. Jayne: Which explains the new slogan... [[We see the sign in full - FUN'OPOLIS: It is fun, but not how you remember it]] Liz: Why would they even change that?! {{Theme Parks. Isn't the theme always "Disappointing Nostalgia"}} Blombo Tales #97 :: Corporate Honesty

All's fair #97

[[The girls are sitting at the fair eating ice-cream sundaes with several decrepit amusement rides in the background]]
Kaitlyn: This place just isn't how I remember it when I was young.

Jayne: Which explains the new slogan...

[[We see the sign in full - FUN'OPOLIS: It is fun, but not how you remember it]]
Liz: Why would they even change that?!

{{Theme Parks. Isn't the theme always "Disappointing Nostalgia"}}]]> Blombo Tales #96 :: Fun'opolis http://blombotales.com/view/96 http://blombotales.com/view/96 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:25:42 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/96">Blombo Tales #96 :: Fun'opolis</a> All's fair #96 [[Jayne is following Liz and Kaitlyn into a fairamusement park]] [[Jayne sees Bunnyears stick his head out of Kaitlyn's bag.]] Jayne: You've got to be kidding me! [[Blombo and Bunnyears leap out.]] Blombo: Ooh! This is better than cake! Bunnyears: I'm so sorry... I'll keep an eye on him. Kaitlyn: Jayne, are you alright? Jayne: Yeah... (whispers) Nothing that two rodent size tranquillisers couldn't fix. {{Fun'opolis: Where the slogan is 'Fun, but not as you remember it'}} Blombo Tales #96 :: Fun'opolis

All's fair #96

[[Jayne is following Liz and Kaitlyn into a fairamusement park]]

[[Jayne sees Bunnyears stick his head out of Kaitlyn's bag.]]
Jayne: You've got to be kidding me!

[[Blombo and Bunnyears leap out.]]
Blombo: Ooh! This is better than cake!
Bunnyears: I'm so sorry... I'll keep an eye on him.

Kaitlyn: Jayne, are you alright?
Jayne: Yeah... (whispers) Nothing that two rodent size tranquillisers couldn't fix.
{{Fun'opolis: Where the slogan is 'Fun, but not as you remember it'}}]]> Blombo Tales #95 :: Eyes in the Dark http://blombotales.com/view/95 http://blombotales.com/view/95 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:25:40 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/95">Blombo Tales #95 :: Eyes in the Dark</a> [[Huge panel: completely dark except for two pairs of blombo eyes]] Voice-1: So... where do you think we're going? Voice-2: Dunno, this was your idea. Voice-1: I hope there is cake. A cake party perhaps? Voice-2: You always hope that. Always expecting mystery cake to suddenly appear... Voice-1: One day it will. Who'll be laughing then? Voice-2: Don't tell me we only did this because of potential-cake? Voice-1: I can't think of a better reason can you? Voice-2: We are hitchhiking in a school girl's backpack. Tell me you can't see how this could end badly? Voice-1: You're just a negative naysaying neddy aren't you? Voice-2: Who even talks like that? I am regretting this trip already. {{Wow, Anthony, you put so much effort into this one didn't you?}} Blombo Tales #95 :: Eyes in the Dark

[[Huge panel: completely dark except for two pairs of blombo eyes]]
Voice-1: So... where do you think we're going?
Voice-2: Dunno, this was your idea.
Voice-1: I hope there is cake. A cake party perhaps?
Voice-2: You always hope that. Always expecting mystery cake to suddenly appear...
Voice-1: One day it will. Who'll be laughing then?
Voice-2: Don't tell me we only did this because of potential-cake?
Voice-1: I can't think of a better reason can you?
Voice-2: We are hitchhiking in a school girl's backpack. Tell me you can't see how this could end badly?
Voice-1: You're just a negative naysaying neddy aren't you?
Voice-2: Who even talks like that? I am regretting this trip already.
{{Wow, Anthony, you put so much effort into this one didn't you?}}]]> Blombo Tales #94 :: Border Security http://blombotales.com/view/94 http://blombotales.com/view/94 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:25:39 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/94">Blombo Tales #94 :: Border Security</a> All's fair #94 [[We see Jayne meet a couple of girls at the front door, and her bag is slung over her shoulder.]] Liz: Hello Kaitlyn: Get much study done? Jayne: Uh, yeeeah... Let's go. Eddie: Wait! Bag inspection, new adventure-proof security measure. Jayne whispers: Anti-blombo? Eddie whispers: Yep [[One of Jayne's friends has accidently put her bag by the door, the blombos suspiciously nearby unnoticed]] Eddie: All clear! [[Jayne waves as she follows her friends out the door]] Jayne: Thanks! {{Or Boarder Security perhaps? Oh wait, the blombos are rent-free.}} Blombo Tales #94 :: Border Security

All's fair #94

[[We see Jayne meet a couple of girls at the front door, and her bag is slung over her shoulder.]]
Liz: Hello
Kaitlyn: Get much study done?

Jayne: Uh, yeeeah... Let's go.
Eddie: Wait! Bag inspection, new adventure-proof security measure.
Jayne whispers: Anti-blombo?
Eddie whispers: Yep
[[One of Jayne's friends has accidently put her bag by the door, the blombos suspiciously nearby unnoticed]]

Eddie: All clear!
[[Jayne waves as she follows her friends out the door]]
Jayne: Thanks!

{{Or Boarder Security perhaps? Oh wait, the blombos are rent-free.}}]]> Blombo Tales #93 :: Parental Mystery http://blombotales.com/view/93 http://blombotales.com/view/93 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:25:38 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/93">Blombo Tales #93 :: Parental Mystery</a> All's Fair #93 [[Jayne and Bunnyears are finishing their conversation on the lounge]] Jayne: Even if I assume that Dad was a jerk I've never been able to believe that Mum would have conspired with him and just have run away like that. Bunnyears: If there is anything I've learnt from a full day of televisions is that there is always the possibility that neither of them deliberately abandoned you. They could have been in a horrible accident... Jayne: Roight... That's enough TV for you. Bunnyears: ...which left them disfigured beyond recognition. After extensive surgery they returned mysteriously and found that they were afraid to come back into your lives. Are there any strange newcomers in your life that are taking an uncommon interest in you? Jayne: I don't know why I bother to share these things with you. {{No Jayne, I am not your Father. That is impossible.}} Blombo Tales #93 :: Parental Mystery

All's Fair #93

[[Jayne and Bunnyears are finishing their conversation on the lounge]]

Jayne: Even if I assume that Dad was a jerk I've never been able to believe that Mum would have conspired with him and just have run away like that.

Bunnyears: If there is anything I've learnt from a full day of televisions is that there is always the possibility that neither of them deliberately abandoned you. They could have been in a horrible accident...

Jayne: Roight... That's enough TV for you.

Bunnyears: ...which left them disfigured beyond recognition. After extensive surgery they returned mysteriously and found that they were afraid to come back into your lives. Are there any strange newcomers in your life that are taking an uncommon interest in you?

Jayne: I don't know why I bother to share these things with you.

{{No Jayne, I am not your Father. That is impossible.}}]]> Blombo Tales #92 :: Reader's Digest http://blombotales.com/view/92 http://blombotales.com/view/92 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:25:36 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/92">Blombo Tales #92 :: Reader's Digest</a> [[Blombo and Winston are reading a book of some description]] Eddie: What are you two reading? Hmm... I did not realise that cooking recipe books had centre-folds. {{I'm at a convention today! This comic was left until the very last moment!}} Blombo Tales #92 :: Reader's Digest

[[Blombo and Winston are reading a book of some description]]

Eddie: What are you two reading? Hmm... I did not realise that cooking recipe books had centre-folds.
{{I'm at a convention today! This comic was left until the very last moment!}}]]> Blombo Tales #91 :: Unravel http://blombotales.com/view/91 http://blombotales.com/view/91 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:05:03 -0000 <a href="http://blombotales.com/view/91">Blombo Tales #91 :: Unravel</a> All's Fair #91 [[Jayne and Bunnyears are still sitting on the couch]] Bunnyears: Then why are you living alone together? Don't families have parents? Jayne: Well, usually. When I was just 14 my Dad told us he was going down to the shops... Jayne: I know now that was a common euphemism... but the next day Mum said that she had to go and help him at the supermarket. We never saw either of them again... Blombo Tales #91 :: Unravel

All's Fair #91

[[Jayne and Bunnyears are still sitting on the couch]]

Bunnyears: Then why are you living alone together? Don't families have parents?

Jayne: Well, usually. When I was just 14 my Dad told us he was going down to the shops...

Jayne: I know now that was a common euphemism... but the next day Mum said that she had to go and help him at the supermarket. We never saw either of them again...]]>