http://urbanblah.com The latest transcribed The Urban Blah comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:42:05 -0000 60 http://urbanblah.com/?p=525 http://urbanblah.com/?p=525 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:27:19 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=525">The danger of the search bar</a><br> <br> Princess Leia boob Chewbacca The danger of the search bar

Princess Leia boob Chewbacca]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=633 http://urbanblah.com/?p=633 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:26:00 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=633">The truth about bobbing for apples</a><br> <br> Wanna bob for apples? <br> Glorified gargling with fruit? Pass. The truth about bobbing for apples

Wanna bob for apples?
Glorified gargling with fruit? Pass.]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=635 http://urbanblah.com/?p=635 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:25:24 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=635">I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear</a><br> <br> So, I have candy and I have celery, but you can only have one. <br> Candy! Candy! Candy! <br> <br> Are you sure? It's really good celery... <br> Candy! Candy! Candy! <br> <br> One of my favorite bits I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear

So, I have candy and I have celery, but you can only have one.
Candy! Candy! Candy!

Are you sure? It's really good celery...
Candy! Candy! Candy!

One of my favorite bits]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=637 http://urbanblah.com/?p=637 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:24:11 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=637">How to nerd your way out of a meeting</a><br> <br> You coming to conference room? <br> There's no I in "meeting." <br> <br> Can I skip, too? <br> There's no U either. How to nerd your way out of a meeting

You coming to conference room?
There's no I in "meeting."

Can I skip, too?
There's no U either.]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=639 http://urbanblah.com/?p=639 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:23:02 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=639">My finest Mastercard T-shirt</a><br> <br> Remember when free T-shirts were the awesomest thing ever? <br> Did that stop? My finest Mastercard T-shirt

Remember when free T-shirts were the awesomest thing ever?
Did that stop?]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=650 http://urbanblah.com/?p=650 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:22:20 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=650">Won't you be my neighbor?</a><br> <br> Do you know your neighbors? <br> I sure don't. <br> <br> Have you ever? <br> When I was a kid, I guess. <br> <br> We've lived in our place three years, we barely know anybody. <br> You could try introducing yourself. <br> <br> What are you, stupid? <br> You asked. I like the whole reclusive loner thing. Won't you be my neighbor?

Do you know your neighbors?
I sure don't.

Have you ever?
When I was a kid, I guess.

We've lived in our place three years, we barely know anybody.
You could try introducing yourself.

What are you, stupid?
You asked. I like the whole reclusive loner thing.]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=652 http://urbanblah.com/?p=652 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:21:00 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=652">Sometimes unemployment seems better</a><br> <br> Have your people call my people. <br> <br> That's why I get paid the big bucks. <br> <br> Working hard or hardly working? <br> <br> Do I have to get fired to collect unemployment? <br> Oh, I can help get you fired. Sometimes unemployment seems better

Have your people call my people.

That's why I get paid the big bucks.

Working hard or hardly working?

Do I have to get fired to collect unemployment?
Oh, I can help get you fired.]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=670 http://urbanblah.com/?p=670 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:19:56 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=670">Take 'em to school</a><br> <br> "Use the following words in a sentence: Looptid, decepticated..." <br> <br> What the hell kind of school do you go to? <br> Old school. Take 'em to school

"Use the following words in a sentence: Looptid, decepticated..."

What the hell kind of school do you go to?
Old school.]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=673 http://urbanblah.com/?p=673 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:19:05 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=673">A short story about bad milk</a><br> <br> The milk's bad. <br> <br> What do you mean bad? <br> Not like Run-DMC "bad meaning good." It's turned. <br> <br> So why'd you put it back? <br> I'm taking care of it now, aren't I? <br> <br> But what if you weren't here when I took it out? <br> What if the sky was made of candy? Why can't you see I'm a hero? <br> <br> How's the yogurt. <br> Well, now you're just trying to make me look bad. A short story about bad milk

The milk's bad.

What do you mean bad?
Not like Run-DMC "bad meaning good." It's turned.

So why'd you put it back?
I'm taking care of it now, aren't I?

But what if you weren't here when I took it out?
What if the sky was made of candy? Why can't you see I'm a hero?

How's the yogurt.
Well, now you're just trying to make me look bad.]]> http://urbanblah.com/?p=689 http://urbanblah.com/?p=689 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:16:58 -0000 <a href="http://urbanblah.com/?p=689">Color me good</a><br> <br> Aren't we out of food coloring yet? <br> Don't worry, I'll get more! Color me good

Aren't we out of food coloring yet?
Don't worry, I'll get more!]]>