http://precociouscomic.com The latest transcribed Precocious comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:42:03 -0000 60 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=804 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=804 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:37 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=804">Precocious - Strip #804 - "An action-packed school year "</a><br> <br> Ms. Monster: And we've hit the last week of school! <br> <br> Ms. Monster: It's been an epic year. Packed with action, disaster, learning and regular visits from the bomb squad! <br> <br> Ms. Monster: One week left to put a cherry on this sundae. <br> <br> Ms. Monster: Can we top the science fair? The field trip? The Congressman's visit? <br> Bud: Unless the events were recorded, we deny it all. Precocious - Strip #804 - "An action-packed school year "

Ms. Monster: And we've hit the last week of school!

Ms. Monster: It's been an epic year. Packed with action, disaster, learning and regular visits from the bomb squad!

Ms. Monster: One week left to put a cherry on this sundae.

Ms. Monster: Can we top the science fair? The field trip? The Congressman's visit?
Bud: Unless the events were recorded, we deny it all.]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=803 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=803 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:36 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=803">Precocious - Strip #803 - "Crimes were committed "</a><br> <br> Mike: I admit things could have gone better. <br> <br> Mike: But remember, there was no lasting damage! On our end, at least. <br> <br> Mike: They bought our excuses and we escaped without charges. Plus, the photos were worth the bans! <br> <br> Mike: I mean, sure, crimes were committed... <br> Sky: Oh, I can't wait until you leave tomorrow. Precocious - Strip #803 - "Crimes were committed "

Mike: I admit things could have gone better.

Mike: But remember, there was no lasting damage! On our end, at least.

Mike: They bought our excuses and we escaped without charges. Plus, the photos were worth the bans!

Mike: I mean, sure, crimes were committed...
Sky: Oh, I can't wait until you leave tomorrow.]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=802 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=802 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:34 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=802">Precocious - Strip #802 - "Mauled by children some more "</a><br> <br> Mike (offstage): Help! I'm being mauled by children! <br> Gene: They're back? <br> Sky: Yup. <br> <br> Mike (offstage): Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! <br> Gene: Should we stop this? <br> [[Sky clicks the remote]] <br> <br> [[We see what Sky is watching -- a newscast]] <br> Newscaster: Museum officials estimate the exhibit will remain closed for over a month while repairs take place. No charges were filed, but-- <br> <br> Mike (offstage): No biting! Please stop the biting! <br> Sky: Not quite yet. Precocious - Strip #802 - "Mauled by children some more "

Mike (offstage): Help! I'm being mauled by children!
Gene: They're back?
Sky: Yup.

Mike (offstage): Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Gene: Should we stop this?
[[Sky clicks the remote]]

[[We see what Sky is watching -- a newscast]]
Newscaster: Museum officials estimate the exhibit will remain closed for over a month while repairs take place. No charges were filed, but--

Mike (offstage): No biting! Please stop the biting!
Sky: Not quite yet.]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=801 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=801 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:33 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=801">Precocious - Strip #801 - "Mauled by children "</a><br> <br> [[Sky is sitting on the living room sofa while we hear Mike offstage from the other room]] <br> Mike: Ahh! Kids! Not so rought! What are you doing? OW! Stop it! <br> <br> Mike: Frida! Michelangelo! Glad you're her! Go get help! Please! <br> <br> Mike: W-why are you looking at me that way? <br> <br> Mike: Aaaaahh! No! Not you too! Someone please HELP ME! Precocious - Strip #801 - "Mauled by children "

[[Sky is sitting on the living room sofa while we hear Mike offstage from the other room]]
Mike: Ahh! Kids! Not so rought! What are you doing? OW! Stop it!

Mike: Frida! Michelangelo! Glad you're her! Go get help! Please!

Mike: W-why are you looking at me that way?

Mike: Aaaaahh! No! Not you too! Someone please HELP ME!]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=800 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=800 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:32 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=800">Precocious - Strip #800 - "We've been waiting "</a><br> <br> Mike: We're back! Phew, what a drive that was! <br> Jacob (offstage): Hello there! <br> <br> Mike: Oh. You again. <br> Jacob: We've been waiting expectantly for you three to return to us! <br> <br> [[We see Autumn getting ready to pounce an unsuspecting Mike as Bud and Tiffany look on]] <br> Mike: You missed us? How sweet! Precocious - Strip #800 - "We've been waiting "

Mike: We're back! Phew, what a drive that was!
Jacob (offstage): Hello there!

Mike: Oh. You again.
Jacob: We've been waiting expectantly for you three to return to us!

[[We see Autumn getting ready to pounce an unsuspecting Mike as Bud and Tiffany look on]]
Mike: You missed us? How sweet!]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=799 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=799 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:31 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=799">Precocious - Strip #799 - "Are they back yet? "</a><br> <br> Sky: Oh, hello again. Why-- <br> Jacob and Autumn: Are they back yet? <br> <br> Jacob: We've been missing our friends and we'd like to hear about their grand city adventure! <br> <br> Autumn: Yeah! We'd like to swap stories and talk about how our day was great too! <br> Sky (offstage): That's great! <br> <br> Sky: So why the weapons? <br> Jacob and Autumn: What weapons? Precocious - Strip #799 - "Are they back yet? "

Sky: Oh, hello again. Why--
Jacob and Autumn: Are they back yet?

Jacob: We've been missing our friends and we'd like to hear about their grand city adventure!

Autumn: Yeah! We'd like to swap stories and talk about how our day was great too!
Sky (offstage): That's great!

Sky: So why the weapons?
Jacob and Autumn: What weapons?]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=798 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=798 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:30 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=798">Precocious - Strip #798 - "Keep running! "</a><br> <br> Bud: Please tell me you got some good photos of that! <br> Mike: I should have some! Now keep running! We've got to get to the Metro before they realize what we've done! Precocious - Strip #798 - "Keep running! "

Bud: Please tell me you got some good photos of that!
Mike: I should have some! Now keep running! We've got to get to the Metro before they realize what we've done!]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=796 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=796 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:30 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=796">Precocious - Strip #796 - "Burned some bridges "</a><br> <br> Mike: Hey, bro! Checking up on us? <br> Gene (on phone): That I am. How are things with the kids? <br> <br> Mike: Burned some bridges, but overall, I'm in control. <br> Gene (on phone): Glad to hear things are... not terrible. <br> <br> Gene: Sky bet me you guys would end up on the evening news! <br> Mike (on phone): Ha! <br> <br> Mike: They'll have to catch us first! <br> Gene (on phone): Yeah, could you not sound so serious when you say that? Precocious - Strip #796 - "Burned some bridges "

Mike: Hey, bro! Checking up on us?
Gene (on phone): That I am. How are things with the kids?

Mike: Burned some bridges, but overall, I'm in control.
Gene (on phone): Glad to hear things are... not terrible.

Gene: Sky bet me you guys would end up on the evening news!
Mike (on phone): Ha!

Mike: They'll have to catch us first!
Gene (on phone): Yeah, could you not sound so serious when you say that?]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=787 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=787 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:29 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=787">Precocious - Strip #787 - "Mobiles "</a><br> <br> Museum Staffer: Sir, are you familiar with Alexander Calder? <br> Mike: The artist? Mobiles. Yes. <br> <br> Staffer: You should know he was not only an artist, but also a famed designer of children's playgrounds. <br> Mike: Playgrounds? I didn't -- <br> <br> [[Mike looks up as the staffer points upward]] <br> Mike: ... know... that... <br> <br> Mike: Oh. Oh no... <br> [[We see Tiffany and Bud playing on the museum piece]] <br> Tiffany and Bud: WHEEEEEEEE!! Precocious - Strip #787 - "Mobiles "

Museum Staffer: Sir, are you familiar with Alexander Calder?
Mike: The artist? Mobiles. Yes.

Staffer: You should know he was not only an artist, but also a famed designer of children's playgrounds.
Mike: Playgrounds? I didn't --

[[Mike looks up as the staffer points upward]]
Mike: ... know... that...

Mike: Oh. Oh no...
[[We see Tiffany and Bud playing on the museum piece]]
Tiffany and Bud: WHEEEEEEEE!!]]> http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=786 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=786 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:21:28 -0000 <a href="http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=786">Precocious - Strip #786 - "Agents of Hell "</a><br> <br> Mike: It says here this piece was created to depict hell and its agents within. <br> Tiffany: Ooh! <br> <br> Bud: Um, then what would this section mean? <br> Mike: It... uh... <br> <br> Mike: "It means we should probably move on to the next painting." Precocious - Strip #786 - "Agents of Hell "

Mike: It says here this piece was created to depict hell and its agents within.
Tiffany: Ooh!

Bud: Um, then what would this section mean?
Mike: It... uh...

Mike: "It means we should probably move on to the next painting."]]>