http://newschoololdschool.com The latest transcribed new school old school comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:12:02 -0000 60 http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/07/first-profile/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/07/first-profile/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:18:34 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/07/first-profile/">first profile</a><br> <br> honestly bro, she's amazin <br> <br> it was like <br> <br> love at first "view profile" first profile

honestly bro, she's amazin

it was like

love at first "view profile"]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/07/best-haiku-i-have-ever-written/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/07/best-haiku-i-have-ever-written/ Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:39:28 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/07/best-haiku-i-have-ever-written/">haiku for hipsters</a><br> <br> 5th annual sweet writers awards. featured speaker: me. <br> hello everyone. <br> <br> this next one is called "haiku for hipsters" <br> <br> long hair, skinny jeans <br> are you a dude or a chick? <br> kinda hard to tell. haiku for hipsters

5th annual sweet writers awards. featured speaker: me.
hello everyone.

this next one is called "haiku for hipsters"

long hair, skinny jeans
are you a dude or a chick?
kinda hard to tell.]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/books-from-the-library/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/books-from-the-library/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:32:15 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/books-from-the-library/">books from the library</a><br> <br> you went to the library? what books did you check out? <br> <br> oh. just some book on how to get a job which i probably won't read. <br> <br> and some graphic novels books from the library

you went to the library? what books did you check out?

oh. just some book on how to get a job which i probably won't read.

and some graphic novels]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/tutorial-on-how-to-start-a-band/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/tutorial-on-how-to-start-a-band/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:42:09 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/tutorial-on-how-to-start-a-band/">tutorial on how to start a band</a><br> <br> i really like being in a band with you guys. <br> <br> we all have a really similar style, like <br> <br> i didn't even have to ask you guys to buy new clothes tutorial on how to start a band

i really like being in a band with you guys.

we all have a really similar style, like

i didn't even have to ask you guys to buy new clothes]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/organic-produce-in-the-not-too-distant-futurefuture/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/organic-produce-in-the-not-too-distant-futurefuture/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:57:45 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/organic-produce-in-the-not-too-distant-futurefuture/">organic produce in the not too distant future</a><br> <br> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft (inhales) <br> <br> damn. (exhales) <br> <br> is this whole foods weed? <br> gimme. organic produce in the not too distant future

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft (inhales)

damn. (exhales)

is this whole foods weed?
gimme.]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/dvd-player/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/dvd-player/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:05:44 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/dvd-player/">dvd player of destiny</a><br> <br> whoa! the dvd player works again <br> <br> it's like a miracle <br> <br> it's like The Big Guy WANTS me to finish the rest of Stella season one dvd player of destiny

whoa! the dvd player works again

it's like a miracle

it's like The Big Guy WANTS me to finish the rest of Stella season one]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/on-lunch-break/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/on-lunch-break/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:43:24 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/06/on-lunch-break/">on lunch break</a><br> <br> peterson! what are you doing? <br> <br> <br> skateboarding! <br> <br> <br> what are you, fuckin 17 years old? get your ass inside and take these calls on lunch break

peterson! what are you doing?


skateboarding!


what are you, fuckin 17 years old? get your ass inside and take these calls]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-key-to-salvation-lies-within-the-heart/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-key-to-salvation-lies-within-the-heart/ Mon, 25 May 2009 17:33:57 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-key-to-salvation-lies-within-the-heart/">the key to salvation lies within the heart</a><br> <br> hey did you go to my show last night? no. <br> <br> what happened was that i listened to my heart <br> <br> and it told me to go see the new terminator movie on opening night the key to salvation lies within the heart

hey did you go to my show last night? no.

what happened was that i listened to my heart

and it told me to go see the new terminator movie on opening night]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/my-mom-is-following-me-on-twitter/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/my-mom-is-following-me-on-twitter/ Sun, 24 May 2009 17:27:29 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/my-mom-is-following-me-on-twitter/">my mom is following me on twitter</a><br> <br> did you check out my website? <br> yes i did <br> <br> why are there so many pictures of naked women on it? <br> <br> mommmm they're nudes my mom is following me on twitter

did you check out my website?
yes i did

why are there so many pictures of naked women on it?

mommmm they're nudes]]> http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-new-adventures-of-megaman/ http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-new-adventures-of-megaman/ Sun, 17 May 2009 05:51:44 -0000 <a href="http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-new-adventures-of-megaman/">the new adventures of mega man</a><br> <br> hey mega man ? <br> <br> yeah baby <br> <br> can you leave your arm cannon on tonight? the new adventures of mega man

hey mega man ?

yeah baby

can you leave your arm cannon on tonight?]]>