Homebodies - latest additions

Homebodies - latest additions http://homebodiescomic.com/ The latest transcribed Homebodies comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:12:03 -0000 60 41_bartender http://homebodiescomic.com/41_bartender.html http://homebodiescomic.com/41_bartender.html Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:57:22 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/41_bartender.html">41_bartender</a> Carol, this is a pretty nice place. Yeah, I like it here and it isn't too far from my apartment. Holy hell. That is a drink and a half. I can see why you like it here. My boyfriend is the bartender. Does he have a brother? 41_bartender

Carol, this is a pretty nice place.
Yeah, I like it here and it isn't too far from my apartment.

Holy hell. That is a drink and a half. I can see why you like it here.
My boyfriend is the bartender.

Does he have a brother?]]> 40_neckpart5 http://homebodiescomic.com/40_neckpart5.html http://homebodiescomic.com/40_neckpart5.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:26:56 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/40_neckpart5.html">40_neckpart5</a> My neck is finally starting to feel better Good, I'm glad. I only had to babysit you for a week. Hey now. I was in dire straights. How was I supposed to feed myself or change the channel without you? In fact, it's a shame I'm all better now. It's a shame I didn't put clorox in your soup. 40_neckpart5

My neck is finally starting to feel better
Good, I'm glad. I only had to babysit you for a week.

Hey now. I was in dire straights. How was I supposed to feed myself or change the channel without you?

In fact, it's a shame I'm all better now.
It's a shame I didn't put clorox in your soup.]]> 39_neckpart4 http://homebodiescomic.com/39_neckpart4.html http://homebodiescomic.com/39_neckpart4.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:25:30 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/39_neckpart4.html">39_neckpart4</a> What am I supposed to do about my neck then? Relax, by the sound of it you just tweaked it a bit. Apply heat and just take it easy for the next couple of days. What did he say to do? He said you need to take care of me. Video games and ice cream will help it also. 39_neckpart4

What am I supposed to do about my neck then?

Relax, by the sound of it you just tweaked it a bit. Apply heat and just take it easy for the next couple of days.

What did he say to do?
He said you need to take care of me. Video games and ice cream will help it also.]]> 38_neckpart3 http://homebodiescomic.com/38_neckpart3.html http://homebodiescomic.com/38_neckpart3.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:24:36 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/38_neckpart3.html">38_neckpart3</a> Hey dude. So I kind of Steven Seagal-ed my neck. Steven Segal in Hard to Kill or in Under Siege? *Under Siege* Ooooh boy. Is that bad? I mean I can still lift my eyebrows...wait, no I can't. 38_neckpart3

Hey dude. So I kind of Steven Seagal-ed my neck.

Steven Segal in Hard to Kill or in Under Siege?
*Under Siege*
Ooooh boy.

Is that bad? I mean I can still lift my eyebrows...wait, no I can't.]]> 37_neckpart2 http://homebodiescomic.com/37_neckpart2.html http://homebodiescomic.com/37_neckpart2.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:23:26 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/37_neckpart2.html">37_neckpart2</a> What did you do to your neck? Nothing! I turned my head and the next thing I know I can only see floor. Blech, when was the last time we vacuumed? Hmmm. What are we going to do? We are going to have to call my brother, the chiropractor. If you take off my shoes I can dial with my toes. Or I could just dial for you. Oh, yeah. I suppose that would work too. 37_neckpart2

What did you do to your neck?

Nothing! I turned my head and the next thing I know I can only see floor. Blech, when was the last time we vacuumed?
Hmmm. What are we going to do?

We are going to have to call my brother, the chiropractor. If you take off my shoes I can dial with my toes.
Or I could just dial for you.
Oh, yeah. I suppose that would work too.]]> 36_neck http://homebodiescomic.com/36_neck.html http://homebodiescomic.com/36_neck.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:22:03 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/36_neck.html">36_neck</a> I think I hurt my neck. I can hardly move it. Let me see. It probably isn't that bad. Holy hell! Is it bad? I can't judge by your facial expressions since I can no longer look up. Well, we either have to get you to a doctor or a church tower. 36_neck

I think I hurt my neck. I can hardly move it.
Let me see. It probably isn't that bad.

Holy hell!

Is it bad? I can't judge by your facial expressions since I can no longer look up.
Well, we either have to get you to a doctor or a church tower.]]> 35_curses http://homebodiescomic.com/35_curses.html http://homebodiescomic.com/35_curses.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:20:54 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/35_curses.html">35_curses</a> *#%$@!! You know, yelling obscenities isn't going to fix your computer. Well it certainly makes me feel better! And it is totally in the Man Rule Book under the fix anything chapter. What does the rule book say when that doesn't work? Beer! *#%$@!! 35_curses

*#%$@!!

You know, yelling obscenities isn't going to fix your computer.
Well it certainly makes me feel better! And it is totally in the Man Rule Book under the fix anything chapter.

What does the rule book say when that doesn't work?
Beer! *#%$@!!]]> 34_read http://homebodiescomic.com/34_read.html http://homebodiescomic.com/34_read.html Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:19:36 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/34_read.html">34_read</a> Whatcha doing? Reading. Come on, you know you can't read or write. Yeah, will at least I can... The Internet Censoring Committee (ICC) regrets to inform you that this last panel of the webcomic has been removed for scenes of brief nudity and because illiterecy is just not funny. We hope you enjoy the rest of your internet experience and wish you a pleasant day. 34_read

Whatcha doing?
Reading.

Come on, you know you can't read or write.
Yeah, will at least I can...

The Internet Censoring Committee (ICC) regrets to inform you that this last panel of the webcomic has been removed for scenes of brief nudity and because illiterecy is just not funny. We hope you enjoy the rest of your internet experience and wish you a pleasant day.]]> 33_jogging http://homebodiescomic.com/33_jogging.html http://homebodiescomic.com/33_jogging.html Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:31:54 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/33_jogging.html">33_jogging</a> Do you jog? Huh? You know, run to stay in shape. The only thing that makes me run is a zombie. And even then because I can just sort of walk faster. 33_jogging

Do you jog?
Huh?

You know, run to stay in shape.
The only thing that makes me run is a zombie.

And even then because I can just sort of walk faster.]]> 32_bankery http://homebodiescomic.com/32_bankery.html http://homebodiescomic.com/32_bankery.html Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:31:13 -0000 <a href="http://homebodiescomic.com/32_bankery.html">32_bankery</a> I have this great idea! We should combine a bakery with a bank and call it a Bankery! Selling doughnuts and coffee while you put money in your savings. Sometimes I wonder what is going on in your head... Boob shaped cakes! And high interest IRAs! Maybe it is a good thing she doesn't know what is going on up here. 32_bankery

I have this great idea! We should combine a bakery with a bank and call it a Bankery! Selling doughnuts and coffee while you put money in your savings.

Sometimes I wonder what is going on in your head...

Boob shaped cakes! And high interest IRAs!
Maybe it is a good thing she doesn't know what is going on up here.]]>