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Moose River - latest additions http://www.mooseriver.us The latest transcribed Moose River comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:46 -0000 60 moose river by philippe van lieu » Arrivals http://www.mooseriver.us/20050908p158 http://www.mooseriver.us/20050908p158 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:44:27 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20050908p158">moose river by philippe van lieu » Arrivals</a> [[A train station monitor displays the next train arrivals from Lodi, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Denver, Sacramento and Seattle.]] [[Anne and Shea are sitting at the train station, waiting for Avery's train.]] SHEA: Hmmm... SHEA: So what's up, Anne? ANNE: Huh? SHEA: You've been really quiet all day. ANNE: Oh... well, I'm just hella nervous about all this, Shea. SNEA: The online guy, right? ANNE: Yeah. ANNE: I mean, what if he turns out to be some sort of creep? SHEA: Don't worry, I got your back. [[Shea digs into her shirt, trying to find something.]] [[Shea pulls out a switch blade and slides out the knife edge]] <<CLACK!>> moose river by philippe van lieu » Arrivals

[[A train station monitor displays the next train arrivals from Lodi, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Denver, Sacramento and Seattle.]]

[[Anne and Shea are sitting at the train station, waiting for Avery's train.]]
SHEA: Hmmm...

SHEA: So what's up, Anne?
ANNE: Huh?

SHEA: You've been really quiet all day.
ANNE: Oh... well, I'm just hella nervous about all this, Shea.
SNEA: The online guy, right?
ANNE: Yeah.

ANNE: I mean, what if he turns out to be some sort of creep?
SHEA: Don't worry, I got your back.
[[Shea digs into her shirt, trying to find something.]]

[[Shea pulls out a switch blade and slides out the knife edge]]
<>]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » Welcome To Moose River http://www.mooseriver.us/20050906p159 http://www.mooseriver.us/20050906p159 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:27:19 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20050906p159">moose river by philippe van lieu » Welcome To Moose River</a> [[Avery looks at the Moose River sign ("Smiles are around EVERY corner!") as it passes by.]] [[The train passes by a small group of people at a rail station.]] [[Avery looks out to see them pass by]] AVERY: Hmm? [[A female and male employee are frowning]] [[A rail conductor is frowning, looking over another male employee crying while holding a child in his arms.]] [[The bottom half of the child is laying beside the crying male employee.]] moose river by philippe van lieu » Welcome To Moose River

[[Avery looks at the Moose River sign ("Smiles are around EVERY corner!") as it passes by.]]

[[The train passes by a small group of people at a rail station.]]

[[Avery looks out to see them pass by]]
AVERY: Hmm?

[[A female and male employee are frowning]]

[[A rail conductor is frowning, looking over another male employee crying while holding a child in his arms.]]

[[The bottom half of the child is laying beside the crying male employee.]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » Start of Chapter 1 http://www.mooseriver.us/20050904p160 http://www.mooseriver.us/20050904p160 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:22:18 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20050904p160">moose river by philippe van lieu » Start of Chapter 1</a> [[a commuter train rides through the hills of Tuolumne County and Moose River]] [[An outside view of Avery looking through a window]] [[An inside view of Avery looking through a window; he's listening to his durochiPOD and is wearing a novelty tshirt: "Where's the booze in this joint?!"]] [[the commuter train passes by a sign: "Welcome to Moose River; Smiles are around EVERY corner!"]] moose river by philippe van lieu » Start of Chapter 1

[[a commuter train rides through the hills of Tuolumne County and Moose River]]

[[An outside view of Avery looking through a window]]

[[An inside view of Avery looking through a window; he's listening to his durochiPOD and is wearing a novelty tshirt: "Where's the booze in this joint?!"]]

[[the commuter train passes by a sign: "Welcome to Moose River; Smiles are around EVERY corner!"]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » Alrighty, this is http://www.mooseriver.us/20081008p668 http://www.mooseriver.us/20081008p668 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:26:57 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081008p668">moose river by philippe van lieu » Alrighty, this is</a> [[Anne and Shea look back at the sneaky Date Rapist]] [[Shea grabs the tainted beer]] <<grab>> SHEA: Alrighty, this is what we'll do. [[Shea drops the tained beer behind the Date Rapist and put her hand on his arm]] <<tap>> SHEA: Howdy pard'ner! Are we ALL alone tonight? RAPIST: Why yes WE are. Are WE with anyone here tonight? SHEA: Yeah pretty much, expect for my friend there. I tell you, we've been working heeeellllla hard these past few days and have been looking for a bit of Christmas Eve action before we go back to work on Tuesday...! [[Date Rapist scratches his beard]] <<scratch>> RAPIST: Yo, if you're looking for some action... after the concert me an' my homies are gonna tear it up an'shit. If you finish up your drink maybe you and your friend can join me at my dawg's pad! [[the Date Rapist unwittingly grabs the tainted beer] SHEA: Hells yeah! We're down for some of dat shit! Cheers! [[the Date Rapist drinks the tainted beer as Anne and Shea look on with satisfaction]] moose river by philippe van lieu » Alrighty, this is

[[Anne and Shea look back at the sneaky Date Rapist]]

[[Shea grabs the tainted beer]] <>
SHEA: Alrighty, this is what we'll do.

[[Shea drops the tained beer behind the Date Rapist and put her hand on his arm]] <>
SHEA: Howdy pard'ner! Are we ALL alone tonight?
RAPIST: Why yes WE are. Are WE with anyone here tonight?

SHEA: Yeah pretty much, expect for my friend there. I tell you, we've been working heeeellllla hard these past few days and have been looking for a bit of Christmas Eve action before we go back to work on Tuesday...!
[[Date Rapist scratches his beard]] <>

RAPIST: Yo, if you're looking for some action... after the concert me an' my homies are gonna tear it up an'shit. If you finish up your drink maybe you and your friend can join me at my dawg's pad!
[[the Date Rapist unwittingly grabs the tainted beer]
SHEA: Hells yeah! We're down for some of dat shit! Cheers!

[[the Date Rapist drinks the tainted beer as Anne and Shea look on with satisfaction]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » ♫ ...And to this end... ♫ http://www.mooseriver.us/20081010p672 http://www.mooseriver.us/20081010p672 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:14:43 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081010p672">moose river by philippe van lieu » ♫ ...And to this end... ♫</a> SHAWN: [[singing]] ♫ ...And to this end... ♫ ♫ ... for all those in need... ♫ ♫ ... I love you... ♫ EMO: So hey... how'd you find out about Apes to Astronauts? I got into them by accident; I was trying to download a Flacid Erect song on Liberatester which ended up being an ATA song... THAD: I actually didn't know about them until you guys told me about them. I'm glad that you guts did, though! EMO: Really? ATA's been around for forever... I'm surprised you never found out about them 'till now.... THAD: Hey! Not everyone can keep track of everything going on around them! Give me a fucking break! ... God damn it, man! EMO: Huh?! C'mon man, don't get so defensive about it. So you didn't know about them. Big deal! [[Emo pats Thad on the back]] <<pat pat>> THAD: I just don't appreciate being attacked about it! EMO: Oh my God, seriously?! I wasn't attacking you about it! Jesus! You need to work on that, Thad... you do that waaay too much! THAD: .... [[slightly angry]] THAD: [[looks over to Claire]] moose river by philippe van lieu » ♫ ...And to this end... ♫

SHAWN: [[singing]] ♫ ...And to this end... ♫ ♫ ... for all those in need... ♫ ♫ ... I love you... ♫

EMO: So hey... how'd you find out about Apes to Astronauts? I got into them by accident; I was trying to download a Flacid Erect song on Liberatester which ended up being an ATA song...
THAD: I actually didn't know about them until you guys told me about them. I'm glad that you guts did, though!

EMO: Really? ATA's been around for forever... I'm surprised you never found out about them 'till now....
THAD: Hey! Not everyone can keep track of everything going on around them! Give me a fucking break! ... God damn it, man!

EMO: Huh?! C'mon man, don't get so defensive about it. So you didn't know about them. Big deal! [[Emo pats Thad on the back]] <>
THAD: I just don't appreciate being attacked about it!

EMO: Oh my God, seriously?! I wasn't attacking you about it! Jesus! You need to work on that, Thad... you do that waaay too much!
THAD: .... [[slightly angry]]

THAD: [[looks over to Claire]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » Excuse me for a http://www.mooseriver.us/20081013p684 http://www.mooseriver.us/20081013p684 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:06:04 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081013p684">moose river by philippe van lieu » Excuse me for a</a> CLAIRE: Excuse me for a second guys, I need to visit the Little Girl's room. EMO: Oh sure, no problemo. THAD: So hey, are you two going out or are like an item or something? EMO: Uh... no... well, not any more at least. THAD: Oh... OK then. EMO: ...So why'd you ask? THAD: Oh, no reason. Just curious... EMO: Huh. [[Anne and Shea are sitting down at a table, carefully watching something...]] APES TO ASTRONAUTS: Alrighty Moose River, we are Apes to Astronauts! I wanna thank the Yeti Skydive Lodge for having us, Fishfingers for their kick ass raps, and you for being here tonight! So like, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! RAPIST: Z [[is knocked out in the corner of the bar, apparently from drinking his own date rape drink]] [[Anne and Shea prop the Rapist on their shoulders and bring them outside the bar.]] moose river by philippe van lieu » Excuse me for a

CLAIRE: Excuse me for a second guys, I need to visit the Little Girl's room.
EMO: Oh sure, no problemo.

THAD: So hey, are you two going out or are like an item or something?
EMO: Uh... no... well, not any more at least.

THAD: Oh... OK then.
EMO: ...So why'd you ask?
THAD: Oh, no reason. Just curious...
EMO: Huh.

[[Anne and Shea are sitting down at a table, carefully watching something...]]
APES TO ASTRONAUTS: Alrighty Moose River, we are Apes to Astronauts! I wanna thank the Yeti Skydive Lodge for having us, Fishfingers for their kick ass raps, and you for being here tonight! So like, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

RAPIST: Z [[is knocked out in the corner of the bar, apparently from drinking his own date rape drink]]

[[Anne and Shea prop the Rapist on their shoulders and bring them outside the bar.]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » Thanks again for telling http://www.mooseriver.us/20081026p707#comments http://www.mooseriver.us/20081026p707#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:59:24 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081026p707#comments">moose river by philippe van lieu » Thanks again for telling</a> CLAIRE: Thanks again for telling me about the concert... I would have never forgiven myself if I missed it! EMO: No problem, any time! You know me! CLAIRE: It's like... I've been so depressed lately... all the anti-depressants I've been taking just buffers my depression. <<slight pause>> I don't leave the house, I never go out and do anything... I've just been trying to work out all sorts of ways to get me to do stuff but nothing ever works for me. I hate it so much I wanna cry... CLAIRE: Or it's a thing like where my family was planning to go to Cabo San Lucas but I'm so scared and anxious about flying that I just can't step onto a plane, and none of my Mom's anti-anxiety medication worked on me... so they went and I didn't. ....sigh.... EMO: That.... sucks. I'm sorry about all that.... .... OK, we're at your place now... [[Claire gets out of the car, shaking/holding Emo's hand]] CLAIRE: Well anyways... thanks again! I had a lot of fun tonight. We should totally hang out again! EMO: Yeah, we should! CLAIRE: OK... bye Emo! EMO: G'night, Claire.... [[Emo drives away after dropping Claire off at the Oasis Shores Apartments]] [[Emo looks ahead and smiles after a wonderful evening]] moose river by philippe van lieu » Thanks again for telling

CLAIRE: Thanks again for telling me about the concert... I would have never forgiven myself if I missed it!
EMO: No problem, any time! You know me!

CLAIRE: It's like... I've been so depressed lately... all the anti-depressants I've been taking just buffers my depression. <> I don't leave the house, I never go out and do anything... I've just been trying to work out all sorts of ways to get me to do stuff but nothing ever works for me. I hate it so much I wanna cry...

CLAIRE: Or it's a thing like where my family was planning to go to Cabo San Lucas but I'm so scared and anxious about flying that I just can't step onto a plane, and none of my Mom's anti-anxiety medication worked on me... so they went and I didn't. ....sigh....
EMO: That.... sucks. I'm sorry about all that.... .... OK, we're at your place now...

[[Claire gets out of the car, shaking/holding Emo's hand]]
CLAIRE: Well anyways... thanks again! I had a lot of fun tonight. We should totally hang out again!
EMO: Yeah, we should!
CLAIRE: OK... bye Emo!
EMO: G'night, Claire....

[[Emo drives away after dropping Claire off at the Oasis Shores Apartments]]

[[Emo looks ahead and smiles after a wonderful evening]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » FUCK YOU THAD! http://www.mooseriver.us/20081015p686 http://www.mooseriver.us/20081015p686 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:59:19 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081015p686">moose river by philippe van lieu » FUCK YOU THAD!</a> [[Down a dark back alley...]] <<SMACK KPOW SMACK KPOW>> [[A foot drops down on some guy's crotch]] <<WHUMP>> [[Anne is actually the one doing the kicking!]] ANNE: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you Thad! <<pshk pshk pshk>> RAPIST: Z [[still passed out and all beat up]] ANNE: pant... pant... [[Anne bites her hand while looking down at her work. Shea puts her hand on Anne's left shoulder]] [[Anne imagines Thad's head in place of the Rapist's head]] moose river by philippe van lieu » FUCK YOU THAD!

[[Down a dark back alley...]]
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[[A foot drops down on some guy's crotch]]
<>

[[Anne is actually the one doing the kicking!]]
ANNE: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you Thad!
<>

RAPIST: Z [[still passed out and all beat up]]
ANNE: pant... pant...

[[Anne bites her hand while looking down at her work. Shea puts her hand on Anne's left shoulder]]

[[Anne imagines Thad's head in place of the Rapist's head]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » Thanks again for telling http://www.mooseriver.us/20081026p707 http://www.mooseriver.us/20081026p707 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:39:13 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081026p707">moose river by philippe van lieu » Thanks again for telling</a> CLAIRE: Thanks again for telling me about the concert... I would have never forgiven myself if I missed it! EMO: No problem, any time! You know me! CLAIRE: It's like... I've been so depressed lately... all the anti-depressants I've been taking just buffers my depression. <<slight pause>> I don't leave the house, I never go out and do anything... I've just been trying to work out all sorts of ways to get me to do stuff but nothing ever works for me. I hate it so much I wanna cry... CLAIRE: Or it's a thing like where my family was planning to go to Cabo San Lucas but I'm so scared and anxious about flying that I just can't step onto a plane, and none of my Mom's anti-anxiety medication worked on me... so they went and I didn't. ....sigh.... EMO: That.... sucks. I'm sorry about all that.... .... OK, we're at your place now... [[Claire gets out of the car, shaking/holding Emo's hand]] CLAIRE: Well anyways... thanks again! I had a lot of fun tonight. We should totally hang out again! EMO: Yeah, we should! CLAIRE: OK... bye Emo! EMO: G'night, Claire.... [[Emo drives away after dropping Claire off at the Oasis Shores Apartments]] [[Emo looks ahead and smiles after a wonderful evening]] moose river by philippe van lieu » Thanks again for telling

CLAIRE: Thanks again for telling me about the concert... I would have never forgiven myself if I missed it!
EMO: No problem, any time! You know me!

CLAIRE: It's like... I've been so depressed lately... all the anti-depressants I've been taking just buffers my depression. <> I don't leave the house, I never go out and do anything... I've just been trying to work out all sorts of ways to get me to do stuff but nothing ever works for me. I hate it so much I wanna cry...

CLAIRE: Or it's a thing like where my family was planning to go to Cabo San Lucas but I'm so scared and anxious about flying that I just can't step onto a plane, and none of my Mom's anti-anxiety medication worked on me... so they went and I didn't. ....sigh....
EMO: That.... sucks. I'm sorry about all that.... .... OK, we're at your place now...

[[Claire gets out of the car, shaking/holding Emo's hand]]
CLAIRE: Well anyways... thanks again! I had a lot of fun tonight. We should totally hang out again!
EMO: Yeah, we should!
CLAIRE: OK... bye Emo!
EMO: G'night, Claire....

[[Emo drives away after dropping Claire off at the Oasis Shores Apartments]]

[[Emo looks ahead and smiles after a wonderful evening]]]]> moose river by philippe van lieu » It was nice http://www.mooseriver.us/20081020p704 http://www.mooseriver.us/20081020p704 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:39:10 -0000 <a href="http://www.mooseriver.us/20081020p704">moose river by philippe van lieu » It was nice</a> [[Claire hugs Evelyn while Avery look away]] CLAIRE: It was nice meeting you! EVELYN: Yah, same here! [[Navy lights a cigarette while she watches people leave.]] [[Navy walks towards the back alley to find Ane and Shea.]] [[Navy finally finds Anne and Shea. Anne is a little shaken up after her ordeal.]] NAVY: Everyone's gone now. [[Navy looks down at the knocked out date rapist]] NAVY: [[pointing at the rapist]] I like you handiwork there... ANNE: Sigh... let's get outta here... moose river by philippe van lieu » It was nice

[[Claire hugs Evelyn while Avery look away]]
CLAIRE: It was nice meeting you!
EVELYN: Yah, same here!

[[Navy lights a cigarette while she watches people leave.]]

[[Navy walks towards the back alley to find Ane and Shea.]]

[[Navy finally finds Anne and Shea. Anne is a little shaken up after her ordeal.]]
NAVY: Everyone's gone now.

[[Navy looks down at the knocked out date rapist]]

NAVY: [[pointing at the rapist]] I like you handiwork there...
ANNE: Sigh... let's get outta here...]]>