http://thebaronscomic.com The latest transcribed Baron VonDouches House of Pancakes comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:42:01 -0000 60 http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/07/the-earth-has-how-many-moons/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/07/the-earth-has-how-many-moons/ Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:35:31 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/07/the-earth-has-how-many-moons/">The Earth has how many moons?</a><br> <br> The Rocketeer hates commuters. The Earth has how many moons?

The Rocketeer hates commuters.]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/stds-excluded/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/stds-excluded/ Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:16:45 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/stds-excluded/">STDs Excluded</a><br> <br> Officer: "You're going to have to leave that at the border, ma'am." <br> <br> [[What Happens in Vegas...]] STDs Excluded

Officer: "You're going to have to leave that at the border, ma'am."

[[What Happens in Vegas...]]]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/it-was-over-in-a/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/it-was-over-in-a/ Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:16:41 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/it-was-over-in-a/">It Was Over In A…</a><br> <br> Woman: "You really are the fastest man on Earth." It Was Over In A…

Woman: "You really are the fastest man on Earth."]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/get-to-the-choppah/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/get-to-the-choppah/ Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:16:33 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/get-to-the-choppah/">Get To The Choppah!</a><br> <br> "It's not a tumah!" Get To The Choppah!

"It's not a tumah!"]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/also-applies-to-i-q-s/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/also-applies-to-i-q-s/ Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:16:31 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/also-applies-to-i-q-s/">Also Applies To I.Q.s</a><br> <br> "Everything's bigger in Texas!" <br> <br> Man: "...Liars." Also Applies To I.Q.s

"Everything's bigger in Texas!"

Man: "...Liars."]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/a-little-privacy/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/a-little-privacy/ Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:16:30 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/a-little-privacy/">A Little Privacy?</a><br> <br> Have you ever watched a spider spin a web up close? A Little Privacy?

Have you ever watched a spider spin a web up close?]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/the-real-spiderman-kiss/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/the-real-spiderman-kiss/ Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:16:27 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/06/the-real-spiderman-kiss/">The REAL Spiderman Kiss</a><br> <br> Spider-man: "What's wrong?" <br> <br> Mary Jane: "I, uh... just remembered that I, um... left the oven on?" The REAL Spiderman Kiss

Spider-man: "What's wrong?"

Mary Jane: "I, uh... just remembered that I, um... left the oven on?"]]> http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/05/how-do-you-stock-your-bomb-shelter/ http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/05/how-do-you-stock-your-bomb-shelter/ Thu, 19 May 2011 18:35:59 -0000 <a href="http://thebaronscomic.com/2011/05/how-do-you-stock-your-bomb-shelter/">How Do YOU Stock Your Bomb Shelter</a><br> <br> [[A grocery store clerk is standing in front of a man wearing a gas mask and pushing a shopping cart]] <br> Grocery store clerk: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the canned goods aisle. How Do YOU Stock Your Bomb Shelter

[[A grocery store clerk is standing in front of a man wearing a gas mask and pushing a shopping cart]]
Grocery store clerk: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the canned goods aisle.]]>