100 Soft Pretzels - latest additions

100 Soft Pretzels - latest additions http://100softpretzels.com The latest transcribed 100 Soft Pretzels comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:12:04 -0000 60 Punch the Moon Part 3 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=32 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=32 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:43:07 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=32">Punch the Moon Part 3</a> Why on Earth do you want to go to the moon?! No no no, the moon's not on Earth. Hahahaha! Didn't your "science" teach you anything? *Sigh* It's just an expression. Exactly! Science isn't real! It's just something people say like, "what's shaking," or, "put on a condom." Um... I think people actually mean that when they say it... No, stupid. People don't literally want to know "what is shaking," it means "how are you?" *Sigh* Punch the Moon Part 3

Why on Earth do you want to go to the moon?!
No no no, the moon's not on Earth. Hahahaha! Didn't your "science" teach you anything?

*Sigh* It's just an expression.
Exactly! Science isn't real! It's just something people say like, "what's shaking," or, "put on a condom."

Um... I think people actually mean that when they say it...

No, stupid. People don't literally want to know "what is shaking," it means "how are you?"
*Sigh*]]> Punch The Moon Part 2 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=31 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=31 Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:26:57 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=31">Punch The Moon Part 2</a> I guess the thunder woke you up too? I don't think that was thunder. What else could make that noise? I don't know, but all the thunder gods claim it wasn't them. Uh, it's called science! You know, meteorology!That noise is caused by the explosive expansion of air, heated by a lightning discharge. Psh. Whatever nerd-a-saurus rex. Get your shoes on. Why? Where are we going? TO THE MOON! Goddamnit! Punch The Moon Part 2

I guess the thunder woke you up too?
I don't think that was thunder.
What else could make that noise?

I don't know, but all the thunder gods claim it wasn't them.

Uh, it's called science! You know, meteorology!That noise is caused by the explosive expansion of air, heated by a lightning discharge.
Psh.

Whatever nerd-a-saurus rex. Get your shoes on.

Why? Where are we going?

TO THE MOON!
Goddamnit!]]> Punch the Moon Part 1 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=30 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=30 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:21:32 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=30">Punch the Moon Part 1</a> ZZZZZZZZZ CRACK-A-DOOM AHH! Jesus! That thunder scared the crap outta me! It wasn't my fault, dude. Thor's the thunder god. Oh. By Asgard, I am not to be blamed. Perhaps Zeus is to blame. Sorry, Mortal. I too, am not to be blamed. Well someone woke me up! Punch the Moon Part 1

ZZZZZZZZZ

CRACK-A-DOOM
AHH!

Jesus! That thunder scared the crap outta me!

It wasn't my fault, dude.
Thor's the thunder god.
Oh.

By Asgard, I am not to be blamed.
Perhaps Zeus is to blame.

Sorry, Mortal. I too, am not to be blamed.
Well someone woke me up!]]> And Now a Word From The Antagonizor. http://100softpretzels.com/?id=29 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=29 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:00:43 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=29">And Now a Word From The Antagonizor.</a> Hey! Everyone look at me! I have an opinion! Everyone who disagrees with me is wrong and anyone who agrees is a poseur! My opinion is so great it's practically fact! I look down on those who know less on the subject than me, and question those who know more! Opinions! I got 'em! My opinion is... Have you ever heard anyone say opinions are like butt holes? I'm not familiar with that expression. Sigh, just go away. Now that one I know. And Now a Word From The Antagonizor.

Hey! Everyone look at me!

I have an opinion!

Everyone who disagrees with me is wrong and anyone who agrees is a poseur!

My opinion is so great it's practically fact! I look down on those who know less on the subject than me, and question those who know more!

Opinions! I got 'em! My opinion is...

Have you ever heard anyone say opinions are like butt holes?
I'm not familiar with that expression.
Sigh, just go away.
Now that one I know.]]> GROSS http://100softpretzels.com/?id=28 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=28 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:25:39 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=28">GROSS</a> 100 Soft Pretzels By Paddy McG and Mat What's that? It's the referential humor band wagon, hop on! I'm really tired of parody, satire, and pop culture references. Oh? It seems like no one has any original ideas anymore. Everyone just blatantly rips stuff off from classic, popular, or obscure works. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Pfft. I'd sooner jump off a cliff then rip off someone else's idea. Well this is ironic. That's another thing I hate: irony. GROSS

100 Soft Pretzels
By Paddy McG and Mat
What's that?

It's the referential humor band wagon, hop on!

I'm really tired of parody, satire, and pop culture references.
Oh?

It seems like no one has any original ideas anymore. Everyone just blatantly rips stuff off from classic, popular, or obscure works.
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Pfft. I'd sooner jump off a cliff then rip off someone else's idea.

Well this is ironic.

That's another thing I hate: irony.]]> Black and Brew http://100softpretzels.com/?id=27 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=27 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:51:37 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=27">Black and Brew</a> [BEEP BEEP] Coffee... ...Empty... Man, I can't focus on anything until I've had my coffee ffurr zzz I guess I should go out and get some. Black and Brew

[BEEP BEEP]

Coffee...

...Empty...

Man, I can't focus on anything until I've had my coffee ffurr zzz

I guess I should go out and get some.]]> Mick Fly! http://100softpretzels.com/?id=26 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=26 Sat, 30 May 2009 14:52:59 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=26">Mick Fly!</a> [NO DIALOGUE] Mick Fly!

[NO DIALOGUE]]]> No Smoking http://100softpretzels.com/?id=25 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=25 Fri, 22 May 2009 16:14:19 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=25">No Smoking</a> Oh man, I am so glad we are outta that party. Excuse me sir, you can't smoke in here. I'M READING THE PAPER! B-but I can see you smoking. One One One. Hot Hot Hot Hot. Yeah One! HOBO JUMP! I love this city. No Smoking

Oh man, I am so glad we are outta that party.

Excuse me sir, you can't smoke in here.

I'M READING THE PAPER!

B-but I can see you smoking.

One One One. Hot Hot Hot Hot. Yeah One!

HOBO JUMP!

I love this city.]]> Uhngh. http://100softpretzels.com/?id=24 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=24 Thu, 21 May 2009 04:12:05 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=24">Uhngh.</a> Uhngh UHN UHNGHH MICK! DUKE! Is that Rich? Thanks for waiting for me! Um... we thought you died. Sorry I'm late to your party, these two jerks couldn't wait for me to come back from death and then crawl here. I didn't even invite you. Uhngh.

Uhngh

UHN

UHNGHH

MICK! DUKE!
Is that Rich?

Thanks for waiting for me!
Um... we thought you died.

Sorry I'm late to your party, these two jerks couldn't wait for me to come back from death and then crawl here.
I didn't even invite you.]]> Vegetarianism http://100softpretzels.com/?id=23 http://100softpretzels.com/?id=23 Sat, 16 May 2009 00:33:37 -0000 <a href="http://100softpretzels.com/?id=23">Vegetarianism</a> You should try these little hot dog things. Mmm! No thanks, I'm a vegetarian. Vegetarian!?? (diatribe about how it's wrong to be a vegetarian) (diatribe continued) (another diatribe about anti-vegetarianism) Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla... ...and the thing I hate most about you veggies is that you're so damn preachy Vegetarianism

You should try these little hot dog things. Mmm!
No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Vegetarian!??
(diatribe about how it's wrong to be a vegetarian)

(diatribe continued)

(another diatribe about anti-vegetarianism)

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...

...and the thing I hate most about you veggies is that you're so damn preachy]]>