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shortpacked.com/d/20050117.html

Fools
Peons
Soon they all will learn Learn
and bow
Yes Bow
Gallaso
BOW BEFORE ME YOUR MASTER
Sir
The name is Galasso boy
Remember it for it is the name of your doom
Sir this is just a toy store
Shortpacked
Sale
2

shortpacked.com/d/20050119.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050119.html

Ethan walk with me
Sorry sir I've got some chores here to do
Very well But I'll keep this in mind when my rule tightens its grip on the earth
All right sir
Amber do you have that register counted yet
Almost
C'mon Amber smile It's part of customer service
S'pose that's about how much smile they pay us for

shortpacked.com/d/20050121.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050121.html

Heya You hiring
I think so
Fill this out
Aw geez girl My name is Robin Shake my hand Say hello
At least give me some freakin' eye contact
I'm not very good at eye contact
Awesome We can practice
Um this makes me feel uncomfortable
Then we need more practice

shortpacked.com/d/20050124.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050124.html

I'm done with the application
Already
I'm fast
Um for your only listed previous work experience you put down classified
I don't think you can write that
I worked for the government
Then why apply here
I'm looking for a job with less responsibility
Are you good with people
I can kill one in under a second
We could have used you during christmas

shortpacked.com/d/20050126.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050126.html

Galasso we have an employment interviewee
Yo
Hrmph
What skills does this peon have that will serve me
Um
I'm well versed in multiple combat disciplines
Excellent You're hired
I hate to question you sir but Robin has no proof of her previous experiences How do we know she's not lying
Fine
Kill Ethan

shortpacked.com/d/20050128.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050128.html

Sir
You can't have me killed
Hmm
Perhaps you are right It would draw undue attention to this operation before my schemes are unfurled
So uh Ethan What's my first task
See that big scraggly guy next to the Hot Wheels
Learn to hate him Start that by attempting to help him

shortpacked.com/d/20050131.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050131.html

Only your puny Justice League stands between me and the secret to anti life
You won't succeed Darkseid
Batman we need you Where are you
Behind you
Great Kandor Batman your space helmet doesn't cover your head
How can you
I'm Batman
And I can breathe in space
See In this art he's clearly fighting Darkseid in space
Batman can't do that
How would he know Has he tried

shortpacked.com/d/20050202.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050202.html

Months ago
Amber
Look it's Rainbow Brite
They're seriously bringing back everything from the 1980s
And people just gobble it up all over again It's a sure thing
Bring back anything from the '80s and it's money in the bank
Hmmm
Today
I brought back Ronald Reagan
SPEW

shortpacked.com/d/20050204.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050204.html

Bleh Returns
What's the matter with Ethan
He realized that he's older than April O'Neil

shortpacked.com/d/20050207.html

shortpacked.com/d/20050207.html

Your tyranny ends here Megatron
Try to stop me Prime
Transform
CHH CHH CHH
Transform
CHH CHH CHH
PLINK
S Starscream Soundwave
Hello
Mother
Megatron won't be a gun in the new movie Man what a slap in the face to the fans
Fans shmans Doesn't anybody care about what Megatron wants