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Wax Turds - latest additions http://waxturds.com The latest transcribed Wax Turds comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:42:02 -0000 60 Poop personified...sometimes. (#315) http://waxturds.com/2011/04/28/poop-personified-sometimes-315/ http://waxturds.com/2011/04/28/poop-personified-sometimes-315/ Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:57:54 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2011/04/28/poop-personified-sometimes-315/">Poop personified...sometimes. (#315)</a> [[A dude looks left]] [[A dude looks right]] [[A dude looks up, and sees the banner of the webpage]] Dude: Pssh. Five days per week my ass. {{title text: Yeah, I know.}} Poop personified...sometimes. (#315)

[[A dude looks left]]

[[A dude looks right]]

[[A dude looks up, and sees the banner of the webpage]]
Dude: Pssh. Five days per week my ass.

{{title text: Yeah, I know.}}]]> You can lead a cat to water (#314) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/21/you-can-lead-a-cat-to-water-314/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/21/you-can-lead-a-cat-to-water-314/ Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:55:26 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/21/you-can-lead-a-cat-to-water-314/">You can lead a cat to water (#314)</a> [[Dude is talking to Stevens the cat]] Dude: Hey Stevens, let me ask you a question. Stevens: Shoot. Dude: Is it true that all cats hate water? Stevens: Well we all drink it. And it's not like cats only live in the desert or something. I guess you mean, "do we hate to swim"? Dude: Well...do you? Stevens: I used to be a lifeguard. Dude: Mystery solved. {{title text: Stevens had a brief stint on the hit television show Baywatch.}} You can lead a cat to water (#314)

[[Dude is talking to Stevens the cat]]
Dude: Hey Stevens, let me ask you a question.
Stevens: Shoot.

Dude: Is it true that all cats hate water?

Stevens: Well we all drink it. And it's not like cats only live in the desert or something. I guess you mean, "do we hate to swim"?

Dude: Well...do you?
Stevens: I used to be a lifeguard.
Dude: Mystery solved.

{{title text: Stevens had a brief stint on the hit television show Baywatch.}}]]> No more heroes (#313) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/20/no-more-heroes-313/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/20/no-more-heroes-313/ Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:53:09 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/20/no-more-heroes-313/">No more heroes (#313)</a> [[Bike Guy talks to Stevens the cat]] Bike Guy: Did you hear that Heroes got canceled? Stevens: Wha?? Bike Guy: I guess people are just sick of super heroes. [[Stevens, who has been secretly fighting crime in a mask and cape at night, is dissappointed]] Stevens: Frig. {{title text: As much as I loved and loathed Heroes, I will miss it. I mean, I really don't watch that many shows to begin with (like, 3 maybe?), so having one kick the can means less TV for me. Which I guess is a good thing overall...}} No more heroes (#313)

[[Bike Guy talks to Stevens the cat]]
Bike Guy: Did you hear that Heroes got canceled?
Stevens: Wha??

Bike Guy: I guess people are just sick of super heroes.

[[Stevens, who has been secretly fighting crime in a mask and cape at night, is dissappointed]]
Stevens: Frig.

{{title text: As much as I loved and loathed Heroes, I will miss it. I mean, I really don't watch that many shows to begin with (like, 3 maybe?), so having one kick the can means less TV for me. Which I guess is a good thing overall...}}]]> Lost in platitudes (#312) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/19/lost-in-platitudes-312/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/19/lost-in-platitudes-312/ Wed, 19 May 2010 22:13:27 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/19/lost-in-platitudes-312/">Lost in platitudes (#312)</a> [[Bike Guy and Stevens are talking]] Bike Guy: Hey Stevens, did you catch Lost last night? Stevens: Sure did. Stevens: Let me ask you a questions: Why do hoomins like TV shows involving mysteries that are lame when revealed? Bike Guy: I guess it's a little like life: It's the journey that we like, not necessarily the destination. Stevens: Platitudes. Typical Lost fan. {{title text: I never thought I'd say this, but I am super glad Lost is going to be over soon. I don't know if I could take endless years of the format they were going with (i.e. 35 minutes of backstory, some of which is meaningless, and then 5 minutes of "good stuff").}} Lost in platitudes (#312)

[[Bike Guy and Stevens are talking]]
Bike Guy: Hey Stevens, did you catch Lost last night?

Stevens: Sure did.

Stevens: Let me ask you a questions: Why do hoomins like TV shows involving mysteries that are lame when revealed?

Bike Guy: I guess it's a little like life: It's the journey that we like, not necessarily the destination.
Stevens: Platitudes. Typical Lost fan.

{{title text: I never thought I'd say this, but I am super glad Lost is going to be over soon. I don't know if I could take endless years of the format they were going with (i.e. 35 minutes of backstory, some of which is meaningless, and then 5 minutes of "good stuff").}}]]> 2012 equals :( (#311) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/18/2012-equals-311/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/18/2012-equals-311/ Wed, 19 May 2010 22:09:10 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/18/2012-equals-311/">2012 equals :( (#311)</a> [[A dude is talking about 2012, the movie]] Dude: I just saw a movie that was really bad! Dude: It's called 2012! And did I mention it was bad? Dude: And it's, like, SUPER long! So it's bad and long! Dude: I don't know about you guys, but that combination just doesn't work for me! Dude: The only thing that could have salvaged 2012 is Bruce Campbell. Although, I think I might have said the same thing about Spider-Man 3. {{title text: Bruce Campbell circa early 90's could save ANY bad movie. Nowadays...I don't know. And it makes me a sad, sad man.}} 2012 equals :( (#311)

[[A dude is talking about 2012, the movie]]
Dude: I just saw a movie that was really bad!

Dude: It's called 2012! And did I mention it was bad?

Dude: And it's, like, SUPER long! So it's bad and long!

Dude: I don't know about you guys, but that combination just doesn't work for me!

Dude: The only thing that could have salvaged 2012 is Bruce Campbell. Although, I think I might have said the same thing about Spider-Man 3.

{{title text: Bruce Campbell circa early 90's could save ANY bad movie. Nowadays...I don't know. And it makes me a sad, sad man.}}]]> More productive (#310) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/17/more-productive-310/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/17/more-productive-310/ Wed, 19 May 2010 22:05:51 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/17/more-productive-310/">More productive (#310)</a> [[Bike Guy and Stevens are talking]] Bike Guy: So did you watch the Miss USA pageant? Stevens: Nah, I decided my time would be better spent watching some cat porn. Bike Guy: Cat...porn? [[Yesterday]] TV: Oh yeah...get that catnip baby...bend over that scratching post... {{title text: Do cats use Kleenex? Or do they just, you know, lick it up or something? They are a very clean animal, after all. }} More productive (#310)

[[Bike Guy and Stevens are talking]]
Bike Guy: So did you watch the Miss USA pageant?

Stevens: Nah, I decided my time would be better spent watching some cat porn.

Bike Guy: Cat...porn?

[[Yesterday]]
TV: Oh yeah...get that catnip baby...bend over that scratching post...

{{title text: Do cats use Kleenex? Or do they just, you know, lick it up or something? They are a very clean animal, after all. }}]]> New costume ideas (#309) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/14/new-costume-ideas-309/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/14/new-costume-ideas-309/ Sat, 15 May 2010 17:02:10 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/14/new-costume-ideas-309/">New costume ideas (#309)</a> [[Stevens is thinking about making a new superhero costume]] Stevens: OK...maybe it's time to design a new costume. [[Batman-esque, Ninja Turtle-esque, Axe-Cop-esque]] Stevens: Maybe I could do a different one each day of the week... {{title text: That last one looks a little too much like Axe Cop, which of course can only mean AWESOMENESS WILL ENSUE.}} New costume ideas (#309)

[[Stevens is thinking about making a new superhero costume]]
Stevens: OK...maybe it's time to design a new costume.

[[Batman-esque, Ninja Turtle-esque, Axe-Cop-esque]]

Stevens: Maybe I could do a different one each day of the week...

{{title text: That last one looks a little too much like Axe Cop, which of course can only mean AWESOMENESS WILL ENSUE.}}]]> A simple questions (#308) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/13/a-simple-question-308/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/13/a-simple-question-308/ Sat, 15 May 2010 17:00:17 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/13/a-simple-question-308/">A simple questions (#308)</a> [[Bike Guy and Stevens are talking]] Bike Guy: Stevens, I have an important question to ask you. Bike Guy: Are you or are you not the so-called "supercat"? Stevens: Dude, I sleep like 23 hours per day. How could I be the supercat? Bike Guy: How can I be the bike guy when I never bike? Stevens: Touche. {{title text: I think the only character to really be what he seems is the science guy. And, well, he may or may not be the bike guy. And like, every other guy in the comic. Listen, I didn't think this through very carefully when I started it all.}} A simple questions (#308)

[[Bike Guy and Stevens are talking]]
Bike Guy: Stevens, I have an important question to ask you.

Bike Guy: Are you or are you not the so-called "supercat"?

Stevens: Dude, I sleep like 23 hours per day. How could I be the supercat?

Bike Guy: How can I be the bike guy when I never bike?
Stevens: Touche.

{{title text: I think the only character to really be what he seems is the science guy. And, well, he may or may not be the bike guy. And like, every other guy in the comic. Listen, I didn't think this through very carefully when I started it all.}}]]> Does not respond well to criticism (#307) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/12/does-not-respond-well-to-criticism-307/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/12/does-not-respond-well-to-criticism-307/ Sat, 15 May 2010 16:58:31 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/12/does-not-respond-well-to-criticism-307/">Does not respond well to criticism (#307)</a> [[Stevens is watching TV]] TV Reporter: On a lighter note, it looks like we have a new crime-fighter in town. TV Reporter: That's right folks, there is a cat wearing a cape fighting crime! TV Reporter: Eyewitnesses describe the so-called "supercat" as ridiculous, and have even gone so far as to say his costume looks silly and that he should stick to normal cat things, like sleeping. [[Stevens cries]] {{title text: Poor little guy...all he wants to do is kick ass and chew gum. Problem is, HE'S FRESH OUT OF GUM.}} Does not respond well to criticism (#307)

[[Stevens is watching TV]]
TV Reporter: On a lighter note, it looks like we have a new crime-fighter in town.

TV Reporter: That's right folks, there is a cat wearing a cape fighting crime!

TV Reporter: Eyewitnesses describe the so-called "supercat" as ridiculous, and have even gone so far as to say his costume looks silly and that he should stick to normal cat things, like sleeping.

[[Stevens cries]]

{{title text: Poor little guy...all he wants to do is kick ass and chew gum. Problem is, HE'S FRESH OUT OF GUM.}}]]> A new weapon (#306) http://waxturds.com/2010/05/11/a-new-weapon-306/ http://waxturds.com/2010/05/11/a-new-weapon-306/ Tue, 11 May 2010 23:11:25 -0000 <a href="http://waxturds.com/2010/05/11/a-new-weapon-306/">A new weapon (#306)</a> [[Stevens is pondering things]] Stevens: I need to think of a way to stop bad guys from escaping. [[IDEA!]] [[SMITHING!]] Stevens: It's done. [[Stevens holds up a small projectile]] Stevens: Behold...the Catarang! {{title text: My other version of the "Catarang" was a cat nose with sharp metal whiskers on it. I think I would have went with it if I had been drawing Stevens with whiskers all this time...which, frankly, I'm not really sure why I haven't been. Dang featureless faces.}} A new weapon (#306)

[[Stevens is pondering things]]
Stevens: I need to think of a way to stop bad guys from escaping.

[[IDEA!]]

[[SMITHING!]]

Stevens: It's done.

[[Stevens holds up a small projectile]]
Stevens: Behold...the Catarang!

{{title text: My other version of the "Catarang" was a cat nose with sharp metal whiskers on it. I think I would have went with it if I had been drawing Stevens with whiskers all this time...which, frankly, I'm not really sure why I haven't been. Dang featureless faces.}}]]>