http://bluecrashkit.com The latest transcribed Blue Crash Kit comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:47 -0000 60 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-03 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-03 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:59:27 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-03">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> {{Fan Art Friday! <br \> {{Thanks again to Roman Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic (link on our links page, of course.)!}} <br \> <br \> [[Kit about to eat the green stuff]] <br \> Crash: Kit! That's not what I meant by analyze it! <br \> {{Within hours of me uploading the comic from whence the above frame comes, Roman had sent us his own take on Kit and her eating habits (to the right). <br \> {{I don't know how he does it so fast! Clearly, he is after our jobs. Heh! <br \> {{Seriously, if we ever got tired of doing BCK (which is not bloody likely), Roman would be the first person I talked to about taking the helm.}} <br \> <br \> [[Post-It style note over panel of Kit sticking out her tongue while talking a gentleman in a lab gown]] <br \> Note: "Crash: Please make _sure_ Kit knows the proper meaning of "analyze" before starting her new job Thx" <br \> OG: The new assistant nurse ...[[covered by note]] good -- There are two dozen urine samples which need to be analyzed. Get to it! <br \> Kit: Two dozen. Oh my... Yuck. Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

{{Fan Art Friday!
{{Thanks again to Roman Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic (link on our links page, of course.)!}}

[[Kit about to eat the green stuff]]
Crash: Kit! That's not what I meant by analyze it!
{{Within hours of me uploading the comic from whence the above frame comes, Roman had sent us his own take on Kit and her eating habits (to the right).
{{I don't know how he does it so fast! Clearly, he is after our jobs. Heh!
{{Seriously, if we ever got tired of doing BCK (which is not bloody likely), Roman would be the first person I talked to about taking the helm.}}

[[Post-It style note over panel of Kit sticking out her tongue while talking a gentleman in a lab gown]]
Note: "Crash: Please make _sure_ Kit knows the proper meaning of "analyze" before starting her new job Thx"
OG: The new assistant nurse ...[[covered by note]] good -- There are two dozen urine samples which need to be analyzed. Get to it!
Kit: Two dozen. Oh my... Yuck.]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-02 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-02 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:59:22 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-02">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> [[Kit & Crash look at the green paint]] <br \> Kit: What is it? <br \> Crash: I'm not sure, but I doubt it's a good thing. I wonder if it's related to Blue not answering his comm. <br \> <br \> Crash: We'd better follow the trail. Blue might need help! If only there was time to analyze this stuff before we -- <br \> Kit: Got it covered. <br \> <br \> [[Kit putting some of the green stuff in her mouth]] <br \> Crash: Kit! That's not what I meant by analyze it! Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

[[Kit & Crash look at the green paint]]
Kit: What is it?
Crash: I'm not sure, but I doubt it's a good thing. I wonder if it's related to Blue not answering his comm.

Crash: We'd better follow the trail. Blue might need help! If only there was time to analyze this stuff before we --
Kit: Got it covered.

[[Kit putting some of the green stuff in her mouth]]
Crash: Kit! That's not what I meant by analyze it!]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-01 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-01 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:15 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-11-01">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> [[Green paint splotches all over the rooms]] <br \> Narrator: Something isn't quite right here... In the living room... <br \> <br \> [[More green splotches]] <br \> Narrator: On the stairs.... <br \> <br \> [[More green splotches and a green hand-print]] <br \> Narrator: What is it? What does it want? And what could possibly be behind this door? Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

[[Green paint splotches all over the rooms]]
Narrator: Something isn't quite right here... In the living room...

[[More green splotches]]
Narrator: On the stairs....

[[More green splotches and a green hand-print]]
Narrator: What is it? What does it want? And what could possibly be behind this door?]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-31 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-31 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:14 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-31">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> {{Happy Halloween! <br \> {{Since we're in transition from one storyline to the next anyway, I wanted to give to you the treat of Shannon in her Halloween costume dressed up as (of course) Kit!}} Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

{{Happy Halloween!
{{Since we're in transition from one storyline to the next anyway, I wanted to give to you the treat of Shannon in her Halloween costume dressed up as (of course) Kit!}}]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-30 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-30 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:10 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-30">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> [[Blue & Seth watch cops lead Tom's thugs to a police car. Blue is still wearing Kit's clothes.]] <br \> Blue: Looks like that's that! Thanks for everything you guys did! <br \> Seth: No problem. <br \> <br \> Seth: But you know, I wonder where the other two thugs went, and just what Tom is doing in that alternate world now that the type-writer ribbon's run out. <br \> <br \> [[The other two thugs in a car]] <br \> Thug 1: What're we gonna do now? <br \> Thug 2: Find somebody else to hench for! Now shaddup and lemme drive! <br \> <br \> [[Alternate World Pub]] <br \> Tom: My name is Tom, and I'll be your serving wench for the evening. (But I'm really a cross-dressing, musical actor and supervillain.) <br \> <br \> Blue: Yeah, but I got other questions. <br \> Seth: Like what happened to Grandpa and Xorro? <br \> Blue: Well, that too, but mostly I was wonderin... <br \> <br \> Blue: What the hell is everybody's obsession with seein' me in drag!? Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

[[Blue & Seth watch cops lead Tom's thugs to a police car. Blue is still wearing Kit's clothes.]]
Blue: Looks like that's that! Thanks for everything you guys did!
Seth: No problem.

Seth: But you know, I wonder where the other two thugs went, and just what Tom is doing in that alternate world now that the type-writer ribbon's run out.

[[The other two thugs in a car]]
Thug 1: What're we gonna do now?
Thug 2: Find somebody else to hench for! Now shaddup and lemme drive!

[[Alternate World Pub]]
Tom: My name is Tom, and I'll be your serving wench for the evening. (But I'm really a cross-dressing, musical actor and supervillain.)

Blue: Yeah, but I got other questions.
Seth: Like what happened to Grandpa and Xorro?
Blue: Well, that too, but mostly I was wonderin...

Blue: What the hell is everybody's obsession with seein' me in drag!?]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-29 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-29 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:08 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-29">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> WF: No sign of Curry, but one of the rooms upstairs is locked. <br \> Blue [[waking up]]: Why am I wearing Kit's clothes? <br \> <br \> [[Seth unlocks a door]] <br \> Seth: Okay... Be careful. He's tricky. <br \> <br \> [[Seth & the cops look through the door at Curry asleep before the typewriter]] <br \> Seth: Huh. Looks like somebody picked the wrong place to type a ransom note. Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

WF: No sign of Curry, but one of the rooms upstairs is locked.
Blue [[waking up]]: Why am I wearing Kit's clothes?

[[Seth unlocks a door]]
Seth: Okay... Be careful. He's tricky.

[[Seth & the cops look through the door at Curry asleep before the typewriter]]
Seth: Huh. Looks like somebody picked the wrong place to type a ransom note.]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-28 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-28 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:06 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-28">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> Seth: Okay, people, let's tie up the bad guys, untie the good guys, and get those windows open to disperse the gas! <br \> <br \> Seth: WereFerret! Would you please stop goofing around? <br \> <br \> [[WF with sleeping BCK & Sarah in odd poses & mixed-up clothes]] <br \> WF: B-but how often am I gonna get an opportunity like this? Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

Seth: Okay, people, let's tie up the bad guys, untie the good guys, and get those windows open to disperse the gas!

Seth: WereFerret! Would you please stop goofing around?

[[WF with sleeping BCK & Sarah in odd poses & mixed-up clothes]]
WF: B-but how often am I gonna get an opportunity like this?]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-27 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-27 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:03 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-27">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> {{Fan Art Friday! <br \> {{Thanks to Seth Triggs of Buddies in Big Places (bibp.com)!}} <br \> <br \> On an upcoming BlueCrashKit... <br \> <<CHIRP CHIRP>> <br \> The PDA of Doom <br \> [[BCK face off against a giant PDA]] Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

{{Fan Art Friday!
{{Thanks to Seth Triggs of Buddies in Big Places (bibp.com)!}}

On an upcoming BlueCrashKit...
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The PDA of Doom
[[BCK face off against a giant PDA]]]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-26 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-26 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:56:01 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-26">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> [[Seth puts a hose through a window of the house while wearing a gas mask]] <br \> Seth: Gotta love nitrous oxide! Non-lethal, but it should put everyone out. <br \> <br \> [[Seth & WF (both wearing masks) enter the house]] <br \> WF: Where'd you get so much nitrous oxide, anyway? <br \> Seth: It was in the plot device section. <br \> <br \> [[Seth & WF stand over passed-out goons]] <br \> WF: There're some very unhappy dental patients out there. <br \> Seth: You're ruining my victory moment. Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

[[Seth puts a hose through a window of the house while wearing a gas mask]]
Seth: Gotta love nitrous oxide! Non-lethal, but it should put everyone out.

[[Seth & WF (both wearing masks) enter the house]]
WF: Where'd you get so much nitrous oxide, anyway?
Seth: It was in the plot device section.

[[Seth & WF stand over passed-out goons]]
WF: There're some very unhappy dental patients out there.
Seth: You're ruining my victory moment.]]> http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-25 http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-25 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:55:58 -0000 <a href="http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-25">Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!</a><br> <br> [[Blue & Crash running off]] <br \> Crash: I bet she tried to take it on alone! <br \> Blue: Yeah, well if it hurt her I'm gonna -- <br \> Noise from Off-Panel [[continues across next panel]]: RAWRRR! <br \> <br \> [[Blue & Crash come to a complete stop]] <br \> Crash: Oh, no... <br \> Blue: Are we too late? <br \> <br \> [[[[Blue & Crash look on in amazement as Kit dances on the keys along the Ancient Evil/typewriter dragon's back]] <br \> Kit: Type Type Revolution! Wheeeee! <br \> Blue/Crash: ? <br \> Paper Coming from Typewriter on Ancient Evil's Head: ...And the good guys won. <br \> Ancient Evil: How embarassing... Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

[[Blue & Crash running off]]
Crash: I bet she tried to take it on alone!
Blue: Yeah, well if it hurt her I'm gonna --
Noise from Off-Panel [[continues across next panel]]: RAWRRR!

[[Blue & Crash come to a complete stop]]
Crash: Oh, no...
Blue: Are we too late?

[[[[Blue & Crash look on in amazement as Kit dances on the keys along the Ancient Evil/typewriter dragon's back]]
Kit: Type Type Revolution! Wheeeee!
Blue/Crash: ?
Paper Coming from Typewriter on Ancient Evil's Head: ...And the good guys won.
Ancient Evil: How embarassing...]]>