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Andrew's Guide to Mathematics - latest additions http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com The latest transcribed Andrew's Guide to Mathematics comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:12:03 -0000 60 Helton Saga: Part One http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/eighteen.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/eighteen.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:46:00 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/eighteen.html">Helton Saga: Part One</a> Gather 'round lads and gents, 'cause it's time for a story. 'Bout a man who'll be remembered in all his glory... With a goatee made from the roughest steel wool. And a stare to make his enemies scream. That man, lads and gents - Todd Helton. Number seventeen. Helton Saga: Part One

Gather 'round lads and gents, 'cause it's time for a story.
'Bout a man who'll be remembered in all his glory...

With a goatee made from the roughest steel wool.
And a stare to make his enemies scream.

That man, lads and gents - Todd Helton. Number seventeen.]]> Google with the phone http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/seventeen.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/seventeen.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:36:31 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/seventeen.html">Google with the phone</a> Are you sure? Because I thought... ...Yeah I'm sure. Google it. I don't know... Google that shit! Google it with your phone! Yeah, I get it. Google with the phone

Are you sure? Because I thought...
...Yeah I'm sure. Google it.

I don't know...
Google that shit!

Google it with your phone!
Yeah, I get it.]]> Popular Nuts http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/sixteen.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/sixteen.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:34:51 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/sixteen.html">Popular Nuts</a> You know, peanuts are popular. But you know what I think the most popular nuts are? Here we go - what are the most popular nuts? CASHEWS! That is not the way I saw this conversation going. I know, right! Popular Nuts

You know, peanuts are popular. But you know what I think the most popular nuts are?
Here we go - what are the most popular nuts?

CASHEWS!

That is not the way I saw this conversation going.
I know, right!]]> Dan Brown Mad Libs http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/fifteen.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/fifteen.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:33:33 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/fifteen.html">Dan Brown Mad Libs</a> Dan, your newest book is a hit. How long until we can get a new one? It won't take long at all... Dan Brown's create a book madlibs! Dan Brown Mad Libs

Dan, your newest book is a hit. How long until we can get a new one?

It won't take long at all...

Dan Brown's create a book madlibs!]]> Thor's hammer http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/fourteen.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/fourteen.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:32:12 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/fourteen.html">Thor's hammer</a> Remember when Thor tried to kill you? Yeah. What was the name of his hammer again? "M" something? No I'm pretty sure it was "I'm gonna kill you with this fucking hammer!" At least that's what he was calling it. I don't know, he was yelling a lot of things that day. Thor's hammer

Remember when Thor tried to kill you?
Yeah.
What was the name of his hammer again? "M" something?

No I'm pretty sure it was "I'm gonna kill you with this fucking hammer!"

At least that's what he was calling it. I don't know, he was yelling a lot of things that day.]]> Educated Zombies http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/thirteen.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/thirteen.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:30:37 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/thirteen.html">Educated Zombies</a> I don't understand why people call us "mindless." I know, we have so much to offer! ... BRAINS! Educated Zombies

I don't understand why people call us "mindless."
I know, we have so much to offer!

...

BRAINS!]]> Homicidal Seven - the beggining http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/twelve.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/twelve.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:29:41 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/twelve.html">Homicidal Seven - the beggining</a> What a wonderful morning! Hello lovely wife! Hello Children! Daddy! What a wonderful life I have! Now for coffee. Oh Honey, I forgot to buy any! You're all gonna die! Lesson: Don't forget the coffee. Homicidal Seven - the beggining

What a wonderful morning!

Hello lovely wife!

Hello Children!
Daddy!
What a wonderful life I have!

Now for coffee.
Oh Honey, I forgot to buy any!

You're all gonna die!
Lesson: Don't forget the coffee.]]> Eat more butter! http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/eleven.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/eleven.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:27:57 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/eleven.html">Eat more butter!</a> Hey Margarine, why the long face? Hey butter. Everyone keeps calling me fake. Hey buddy, they only say that because it's true. I mean, you're no me! Yeah, I guess you're right. I am just a poor substitute for you, Butter. Eat more butter! Eat more butter!

Hey Margarine, why the long face?
Hey butter. Everyone keeps calling me fake.

Hey buddy, they only say that because it's true. I mean, you're no me!
Yeah, I guess you're right. I am just a poor substitute for you, Butter.

Eat more butter!]]> Recession over! http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/ten.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/ten.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:26:04 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/ten.html">Recession over!</a> Well, looks like the recession is over. Does this mean we get our house back, Daddy? No, and Christmas is still canceled. Good, Servant, start putting $100 bills in the fire instead of the $20's. Can I have the 20's you aren't burning? No. Let us have the paper! We need it for our fire! You stay away from my blanket! Recession over!

Well, looks like the recession is over.
Does this mean we get our house back, Daddy?
No, and Christmas is still canceled.

Good, Servant, start putting $100 bills in the fire instead of the $20's.
Can I have the 20's you aren't burning?
No.

Let us have the paper! We need it for our fire!
You stay away from my blanket!]]> Fall Colors http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/nine.html http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/nine.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:21:59 -0000 <a href="http://andrewsguidetomathematics.com/nine.html">Fall Colors</a> Looks like that time of year again... Fall is finally here! Not on my watch! Get the hell off my car and back in that tree! Fall Colors

Looks like that time of year again...
Fall is finally here!

Not on my watch! Get the hell off my car and back in that tree!]]>