http://donkbirds.com The latest transcribed Donk Birds comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:12:03 -0000 60 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-08 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-08 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:57:59 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-08">Coworkers</a><br> <br> Yellow: Hey! Did you see in the paper today about the economy? I may have the same shitty job as you but I'm an expert at economies so I... <br> Blue: Statistically you're more likely to be murdered by a coworker than by a stranger. <br> Yellow: It's interesting that you'd say that because just the other day... Wait. What? Coworkers

Yellow: Hey! Did you see in the paper today about the economy? I may have the same shitty job as you but I'm an expert at economies so I...
Blue: Statistically you're more likely to be murdered by a coworker than by a stranger.
Yellow: It's interesting that you'd say that because just the other day... Wait. What?]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-06 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-06 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:54:52 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-06">Fuck exercise</a><br> <br> Blue: If I worked out half as much as I gamed, I'd be so ripped. <br> Brown: Yeah but muscular people always get asked to help people move. <br> Blue: Fuck exercise! Video games forever! Fuck exercise

Blue: If I worked out half as much as I gamed, I'd be so ripped.
Brown: Yeah but muscular people always get asked to help people move.
Blue: Fuck exercise! Video games forever!]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-04 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-04 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:52:49 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-04">Bumpers</a><br> <br> Yellow: I fucking hate whatever designer decided all cars should have painted bumpers! Whenever I bump something I gotta get it replaced or rapainted, thanks alot car people. <br> Magenta: How 'bout you just drive better? Bumpers

Yellow: I fucking hate whatever designer decided all cars should have painted bumpers! Whenever I bump something I gotta get it replaced or rapainted, thanks alot car people.
Magenta: How 'bout you just drive better?]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-02 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-02 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:50:25 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-12-02">Hot dog men</a><br> <br> Brown: Is it just me, or is the Oscar Mayer weiner song really disturbing? <br> Blue: Hey I like that song. <br> Brown: But doesn't it sound like it's teaching kid that to be loved they have to let themselves be eaten by society? <br> Blue: Dude, this is why that girl never called you back. Hot dog men

Brown: Is it just me, or is the Oscar Mayer weiner song really disturbing?
Blue: Hey I like that song.
Brown: But doesn't it sound like it's teaching kid that to be loved they have to let themselves be eaten by society?
Blue: Dude, this is why that girl never called you back.]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-30 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-30 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:47:08 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-30">Baseballs!</a><br> <br> Orange, Yellow, and Purple: Baseball! Baseball! He thinks he's gonna score! If you let him go all the way then you are a whore Baseballs!

Orange, Yellow, and Purple: Baseball! Baseball! He thinks he's gonna score! If you let him go all the way then you are a whore]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-28 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-28 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:45:25 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-28">Wal-mart</a><br> <br> Red: If you work at Walmart, then you must be 'tarded. And you must eat beans, 'cause it smells like you just farted. This place smells so nasty, it makes me plug my nose. But I still go there, and buy the cheap-ass clothes. Wal-mart

Red: If you work at Walmart, then you must be 'tarded. And you must eat beans, 'cause it smells like you just farted. This place smells so nasty, it makes me plug my nose. But I still go there, and buy the cheap-ass clothes.]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-26 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-26 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:12:19 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-26">The First Thanksgiving</a><br> <br> Green: So what ya doin' for thanksgiving? <br> Orange: I'm gonna fuck a turkey. <br> Green: Dude! That's just wrong! <br> Orange: What are you, racist? The First Thanksgiving

Green: So what ya doin' for thanksgiving?
Orange: I'm gonna fuck a turkey.
Green: Dude! That's just wrong!
Orange: What are you, racist?]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-24 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-24 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:16:00 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-24">Internet porn killed my business</a><br> <br> Blue: I freakin' hate the net! Now every perv into shitting dick nipples knows just where to go to find 'em. <br> Green: So you hate how the most exotic fetishes become common, and lead to the decline of morals? <br> Blue: What? No. I'm just upset at how they're killing the small businessman. I'm going out of business. Nobody wants to get their porn at a brick and mortar shop anymore. <br> Green: At least the internet's not sticky Internet porn killed my business

Blue: I freakin' hate the net! Now every perv into shitting dick nipples knows just where to go to find 'em.
Green: So you hate how the most exotic fetishes become common, and lead to the decline of morals?
Blue: What? No. I'm just upset at how they're killing the small businessman. I'm going out of business. Nobody wants to get their porn at a brick and mortar shop anymore.
Green: At least the internet's not sticky]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-22 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-22 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:42:54 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-22">Wiley "The Pirate" Post</a><br> <br> [[top of the head of a statue of Wiley Post]] Red: so why'd this pirate get a statue? <br> Pink: Earned it, he made the first solo flight around the world. <br> Red: This ass-magnet had a flying boat!? <br> Pink: Told you, Wiley Post earned it. Wiley "The Pirate" Post

[[top of the head of a statue of Wiley Post]] Red: so why'd this pirate get a statue?
Pink: Earned it, he made the first solo flight around the world.
Red: This ass-magnet had a flying boat!?
Pink: Told you, Wiley Post earned it.]]> http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-20 http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-20 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:34:14 -0000 <a href="http://donkbirds.com/index.php?date=2009-11-20">Infinite poops</a><br> <br> Blue: I had a shit today, looked just like the number two, wish I took a picture. <br> Magenta: Don't worry, birds shit every fourteen minutes. You'll get another chance. <br> Blue: Wait, my ass proves the infinite monkey theorem? <br> Magenta: Hold on, I gotta drop a sonnet. Infinite poops

Blue: I had a shit today, looked just like the number two, wish I took a picture.
Magenta: Don't worry, birds shit every fourteen minutes. You'll get another chance.
Blue: Wait, my ass proves the infinite monkey theorem?
Magenta: Hold on, I gotta drop a sonnet.]]>