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byrobot.net - latest additions http://byrobot.net The latest transcribed byrobot.net comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:12:04 -0000 60 Non-Karate Adult http://byrobot.net/index2.php?cid=314.jpg http://byrobot.net/index2.php?cid=314.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:23 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/index2.php?cid=314.jpg">Non-Karate Adult</a> {{Title: NON-KARATE ADULT}} Off stage: Hey Ralph Macchio! Ralph: Hey, buddy. Thanks for watching. Off stage: Wax on wax off right?! Ralph: Okay. Off stage: Do a crane kick, karate kid! Ralph: Look, it's not funny. {{Rollover text: Sweep the knee!}} Non-Karate Adult

{{Title: NON-KARATE ADULT}}

Off stage: Hey Ralph Macchio!
Ralph: Hey, buddy. Thanks for watching.

Off stage: Wax on wax off right?!
Ralph: Okay.

Off stage: Do a crane kick, karate kid!
Ralph: Look, it's not funny.

{{Rollover text: Sweep the knee!}}]]> Frasier and his Brother http://byrobot.net/?cid=312.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=312.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:23 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=312.jpg">Frasier and his Brother</a> [Frasier and Niles Crane sit at a table] Niles: Frasier, I'm sorry, but you can't join my wine club. [Frasier punches Niles in the face] {{Punch.}} Frasier and his Brother

[Frasier and Niles Crane sit at a table]
Niles: Frasier, I'm sorry, but you can't join my wine club.
[Frasier punches Niles in the face]
{{Punch.}}]]> Crouching Schwimmer, Hidden Schwimmer http://byrobot.net/?cid=309.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=309.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:22 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=309.jpg">Crouching Schwimmer, Hidden Schwimmer</a> [[A man and a woman are sitting at a table.]] Woman: I don't know. Something tells me I really wouldn't like David Schwimmer if I met him. Man: I agree! [[David Schwimmer slowly raises head from behind table. Man and woman are visibly annoyed upon seeing him.]] David Schwimmer: Hey Guys. I was here all along. {{Alt-Text: Suddenly Schwimmer}} Crouching Schwimmer, Hidden Schwimmer

[[A man and a woman are sitting at a table.]]
Woman: I don't know. Something tells me I really wouldn't like David Schwimmer if I met him.
Man: I agree!
[[David Schwimmer slowly raises head from behind table. Man and woman are visibly annoyed upon seeing him.]]
David Schwimmer: Hey Guys. I was here all along.

{{Alt-Text: Suddenly Schwimmer}}]]> Byrobot.net http://byrobot.net/?cid=295.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=295.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:21 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=295.jpg">Byrobot.net</a> Man One: Hey Alan Alda canceled his lecture because he says he ate too much summer sausage. Man Two: Man, how are we gonna replace a big star like Alan Alda? [[Bag saying "Manure", sign saying "Alan Alda"]] Byrobot.net

Man One: Hey Alan Alda canceled his lecture because he says he ate too much summer sausage.

Man Two: Man, how are we gonna replace a big star like Alan Alda?

[[Bag saying "Manure", sign saying "Alan Alda"]]]]> Pretty Bad President http://byrobot.net/?cid=294.png http://byrobot.net/?cid=294.png Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:20 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=294.png">Pretty Bad President</a> [Teacher points towards a blackboard with a graph titled "Economy"] Barack Obama: BAAAALS Barack Obama: BAAAAAAALLS! Pretty Bad President

[Teacher points towards a blackboard with a graph titled "Economy"]
Barack Obama: BAAAALS
Barack Obama: BAAAAAAALLS!]]> FuFu and ChuChu in "Sunglasses" (By Severin) http://byrobot.net/?cid=292.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=292.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:20 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=292.jpg">FuFu and ChuChu in "Sunglasses" (By Severin)</a> FuFu: Hey hey have you seen my sunglasses? Chu chu: No <<Kboom>> [An explosion happens behind Chu chu who is wearing sunglasses] FuFu and ChuChu in "Sunglasses" (By Severin)

FuFu: Hey hey have you seen my sunglasses?
Chu chu: No
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[An explosion happens behind Chu chu who is wearing sunglasses]]]> Byrobot.net http://byrobot.net/?cid=290.png http://byrobot.net/?cid=290.png Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:19 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=290.png">Byrobot.net</a> [[There's a blank background and a beautifuly drawin horse standing there in the middle, with one leg up, at it's left, sideways, the word YES, and at his right, also sideways, the word horses]] Byrobot.net

[[There's a blank background and a beautifuly drawin horse standing there in the middle, with one leg up, at it's left, sideways, the word YES, and at his right, also sideways, the word horses]]]]> Phyllis is a Jerk http://byrobot.net/?cid=262.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=262.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:18 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=262.jpg">Phyllis is a Jerk</a> Boy and Girl: Aunt Phyllis! Aunt Phyllis: Hey kids! Aunt Phyllis: Easy now! I can't pick you up because of my sciatica! Boy: Aunt Phyllis is a jerk! Girl: I'd say more of a B-I-T-C-H! {{title text: What a terrible shrew of a woman.}} Phyllis is a Jerk

Boy and Girl: Aunt Phyllis!
Aunt Phyllis: Hey kids!

Aunt Phyllis: Easy now! I can't pick you up because of my sciatica!

Boy: Aunt Phyllis is a jerk!
Girl: I'd say more of a B-I-T-C-H!

{{title text: What a terrible shrew of a woman.}}]]> How Is This Funny? http://byrobot.net/?cid=286.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=286.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:18 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=286.jpg">How Is This Funny?</a> Dumb guy: Guess I'll log in to Byrobot.net Dumb guy: "How is this funny?" Guh huh huh huh. <<type type type type>> Dumb guy: Guh huh huh. [[The dumb guy is revealed to be in a hospital for retarded people]] How Is This Funny?

Dumb guy: Guess I'll log in to Byrobot.net

Dumb guy: "How is this funny?" Guh huh huh huh.
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Dumb guy: Guh huh huh.
[[The dumb guy is revealed to be in a hospital for retarded people]]]]> Black Metal Juggalos 2 http://byrobot.net/?cid=251.jpg http://byrobot.net/?cid=251.jpg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:17 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?cid=251.jpg">Black Metal Juggalos 2</a> Fat Juggalo: Boy do I have awful taste in music and an idiotic lifestyle. Short Juggalo: Agreed. Byron: Not much more needs to be said on the subject of black metal and/or juggalos. Byron: This is the best I could do. {{title text: Juggalos: Exhibit 1 in the argument against eugenics}} Black Metal Juggalos 2

Fat Juggalo: Boy do I have awful taste in music and an idiotic lifestyle.
Short Juggalo: Agreed.

Byron: Not much more needs to be said on the subject of black metal and/or juggalos.

Byron: This is the best I could do.

{{title text: Juggalos: Exhibit 1 in the argument against eugenics}}]]>