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Housepets! - latest additions http://housepetscomic.com The latest transcribed Housepets! comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:12:03 -0000 60 Housepets! - Right After When Animals Attack 37 http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/11/right-after-when-animals-attack-37/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/11/right-after-when-animals-attack-37/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:47 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/11/right-after-when-animals-attack-37/">Housepets! - Right After When Animals Attack 37</a> {{Title text: Right After Animals Attack 37}} [[Grape is sleeping on the sofa in her house, The TV is on in the background]] Narrator: Next up on 'World's Wildest Police Videos'. A cat and mouse are caught in a game of 'Cat' and 'Mouse', with a 'Dog' [[Grape's ears pick up the Narrator talking, her ear twitches]] Narrator: 'This' crook finds out what happens when you mess with the 'law'... the 'Second Law' of 'Thermodynamics' [[The TV starts to wake Grape, she listens, she is half asleep]] Narrator: This 'Joy-Rider' thought she got a 'Ticket To Ride', but she don't care. I don't know 'Why' she's riding so high she ought to think 'Twice' -- she 'Ought' to do 'Right' by 'Me'. [[Grape turns over as if in disgust or as if she is being tortured by the joke the narrator is making, her ears drop back]] Narrator: One 'Drunk Driver' will be sobering up 'Behind Bars'... and 'These' bars aren't the wet variety. They're made of 'Steel' Housepets! - Right After When Animals Attack 37

{{Title text: Right After Animals Attack 37}}

[[Grape is sleeping on the sofa in her house, The TV is on in the background]]
Narrator: Next up on 'World's Wildest Police Videos'. A cat and mouse are caught in a game of 'Cat' and 'Mouse', with a 'Dog'

[[Grape's ears pick up the Narrator talking, her ear twitches]]
Narrator: 'This' crook finds out what happens when you mess with the 'law'... the 'Second Law' of 'Thermodynamics'

[[The TV starts to wake Grape, she listens, she is half asleep]]
Narrator: This 'Joy-Rider' thought she got a 'Ticket To Ride', but she don't care. I don't know 'Why' she's riding so high she ought to think 'Twice' -- she 'Ought' to do 'Right' by 'Me'.

[[Grape turns over as if in disgust or as if she is being tortured by the joke the narrator is making, her ears drop back]]
Narrator: One 'Drunk Driver' will be sobering up 'Behind Bars'... and 'These' bars aren't the wet variety. They're made of 'Steel']]> Housepets! - Reinterpreting Comics http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/31/a-comic-about-comics-how-original/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/31/a-comic-about-comics-how-original/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:46 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/31/a-comic-about-comics-how-original/">Housepets! - Reinterpreting Comics</a> [[Peanut's comic drawings on lined paper.We see Spot (professor) with open arms.]] Title: SPOT McCLOUD talks about COMICS Spot (professor): I am professor Spot and I am absolutely INSANE about comics! [[Depictions of music and pictures as examples of different artwork.]] Spot (professor): Of course DEFINING comics is a task in itself! What good is the common definition if I can't include all my favorite art styles? [[Spot (professor) is hiding behind a big sign, looking over the top edge.]] Spot (professor): So we'll start with this to begin! Sign: COMICS (pl. n.) Sign: 1) Art with JUXTAPOSITION Sign: 2) SPACE = TIME Sign: SEE ALSO art [[Spot (professor) sits on a planet in space, looking down at the sun. More planets in the background.]] Spot (professor): With this definition we can plainly see that comics go back MILLIONS OF YEARS [[A stick-figure Spot (professor) runs away from a giant fire-breathing turkey, more stick people with spears running the same way.]] Spot (professor): Comics =/= Survival! **So** when cavemen were bored, they made COMICS! [[Drawings of different scenes, a declining stock market graph, a superhero, connected by a zigzag line.]] Spot (professor): The ancient Sumos had art I MEAN COMICS as well! Picture caption: "Bear and Bull market," found 1519 [[Two bull heads with equality signs.]] Spot (professor): In fact, words and comics come from the same source: pictures with meaning! Bull Head 1 = A Bull Head 2 = Comic book, titled BLOODGUN [[The professor in an extreme close-up, wearing a pyramid shaped paper hat with writing on it.]] Spot (professor): You can see exactly what I mean from this handy pyramid. Pyramid: PICTURES, COMICS! :D WORDS Arrows pointing to pyramid: Squares, etc. Arrows pointing to pyramid: lots of shading Spot (professor): It keeps me safe from evil alien censorship Housepets! - Reinterpreting Comics

[[Peanut's comic drawings on lined paper.We see Spot (professor) with open arms.]]
Title: SPOT McCLOUD talks about COMICS
Spot (professor): I am professor Spot and I am absolutely INSANE about comics!

[[Depictions of music and pictures as examples of different artwork.]]
Spot (professor): Of course DEFINING comics is a task in itself! What good is the common definition if I can't include all my favorite art styles?

[[Spot (professor) is hiding behind a big sign, looking over the top edge.]]
Spot (professor): So we'll start with this to begin!
Sign: COMICS (pl. n.)
Sign: 1) Art with JUXTAPOSITION
Sign: 2) SPACE = TIME
Sign: SEE ALSO art

[[Spot (professor) sits on a planet in space, looking down at the sun. More planets in the background.]]
Spot (professor): With this definition we can plainly see that comics go back MILLIONS OF YEARS

[[A stick-figure Spot (professor) runs away from a giant fire-breathing turkey, more stick people with spears running the same way.]]
Spot (professor): Comics =/= Survival! **So** when cavemen were bored, they made COMICS!

[[Drawings of different scenes, a declining stock market graph, a superhero, connected by a zigzag line.]]
Spot (professor): The ancient Sumos had art I MEAN COMICS as well!
Picture caption: "Bear and Bull market," found 1519

[[Two bull heads with equality signs.]]
Spot (professor): In fact, words and comics come from the same source: pictures with meaning!
Bull Head 1 = A
Bull Head 2 = Comic book, titled BLOODGUN

[[The professor in an extreme close-up, wearing a pyramid shaped paper hat with writing on it.]]
Spot (professor): You can see exactly what I mean from this handy pyramid.
Pyramid: PICTURES, COMICS! :D WORDS
Arrows pointing to pyramid: Squares, etc.
Arrows pointing to pyramid: lots of shading
Spot (professor): It keeps me safe from evil alien censorship]]> Housepets! - End Of Year Two http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/28/end-of-year-two/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/28/end-of-year-two/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:45 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/28/end-of-year-two/">Housepets! - End Of Year Two</a> [[Grape is burying her head in a pillow on the couch, obviously just been woken up by Peanut.]] Peanut: **GRAAAAAPE!** Grape: **Argh!** Grape: Peanut if this is something stupid ... **What do you want** [[Peanut beams at Grape who looks back at him.]] Peanut: I love you! [[Grape's pupils shrink to pinheads, while her mind goes blank for a second.]] [[Grape goes back to napping on the couch, Peanut leaves the view with his tail wagging.]] Grape: I love you too Peanut. Grape: But try that again and you die. Grape: Lovingly. Peanut: Okay! Peanut: Hehe hehehe. Housepets! - End Of Year Two

[[Grape is burying her head in a pillow on the couch, obviously just been woken up by Peanut.]]
Peanut: **GRAAAAAPE!**
Grape: **Argh!**
Grape: Peanut if this is something stupid ... **What do you want**

[[Peanut beams at Grape who looks back at him.]]
Peanut: I love you!

[[Grape's pupils shrink to pinheads, while her mind goes blank for a second.]]

[[Grape goes back to napping on the couch, Peanut leaves the view with his tail wagging.]]
Grape: I love you too Peanut.
Grape: But try that again and you die.
Grape: Lovingly.
Peanut: Okay!
Peanut: Hehe hehehe.]]> Housepets! - Peanut Teaches Comics http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/26/peanut-teaches-comics/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/26/peanut-teaches-comics/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:45 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/26/peanut-teaches-comics/">Housepets! - Peanut Teaches Comics</a> [[Roughly sketched comic on lined paper, just like Peanut's comics, but a lot simpler; a wolf brandishing a blood stained axe. The lettering is very infantile.]] Wolf: MY NAME iS DEthAXE [[Two wolves, a bigger one, and a small one.]] Wolf: SUMDAY I AM goinG tO BE AS BIG and StRONG AS DADDY [[Wolf with blood stains on his mouth; two dead faces, probably humans.]] Wolf: AND Then I will EAt the MEAN HEUMANS THAT COME TO OR HOUSE Bottom of the page: END [[Peanut reads the comic with one of Miles' cubs looking at him.]] Peanut: It's okay, but I don't think you're ready for mainstream just yet. Cub: Too much rebelling against the establishment and our bourgeois oppressors? Peanut: Actually, not enough. Housepets! - Peanut Teaches Comics

[[Roughly sketched comic on lined paper, just like Peanut's comics, but a lot simpler; a wolf brandishing a blood stained axe. The lettering is very infantile.]]
Wolf: MY NAME iS DEthAXE

[[Two wolves, a bigger one, and a small one.]]
Wolf: SUMDAY I AM goinG tO BE AS BIG and StRONG AS DADDY

[[Wolf with blood stains on his mouth; two dead faces, probably humans.]]
Wolf: AND Then I will EAt the MEAN HEUMANS THAT COME TO OR HOUSE
Bottom of the page: END

[[Peanut reads the comic with one of Miles' cubs looking at him.]]
Peanut: It's okay, but I don't think you're ready for mainstream just yet.
Cub: Too much rebelling against the establishment and our bourgeois oppressors?
Peanut: Actually, not enough.]]> Housepets! - King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/24/king-in-a-series-of-costumes-at-the-sears-photo-center/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/24/king-in-a-series-of-costumes-at-the-sears-photo-center/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:44 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/24/king-in-a-series-of-costumes-at-the-sears-photo-center/">Housepets! - King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center</a> [[An embarrassed/aggravated King wears a series of outfit: cowboy, baseball player, basketball player, sailor, top-hat and longcoat.]] Pete: [[from off-screen]] You seem more accepting of this than usual. King: I figured there was no use resisting anymore, because I am DEAD, and this is PURGATORY. {{tooltip: Best comic ever, or merely of all time?}} Housepets! - King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center

[[An embarrassed/aggravated King wears a series of outfit: cowboy, baseball player, basketball player, sailor, top-hat and longcoat.]]

Pete: [[from off-screen]] You seem more accepting of this than usual.

King: I figured there was no use resisting anymore, because I am DEAD, and this is PURGATORY.

{{tooltip: Best comic ever, or merely of all time?}}]]> Housepets! - They Always Know http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/21/they-always-know/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/21/they-always-know/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:43 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/21/they-always-know/">Housepets! - They Always Know</a> [[Bino is relaxing in Sasha's doghouse. Sasha is sitting at the mini grand piano.]] Bino: I guess I don't mind this, as long as I get to hang out here when he's not around. Sasha: Oh, you silly! Sasha: I got something for you in return! [[Sasha starts playing a complicated song on the piano. Bino looks surprised. The score can be seen in the background.]] [[Sasha finished playing.]] Bino: I didn't know you played piano! Sasha: Well I never **had** a piano until now! I made this up in my head on the way over. Bino: It's **beautiful**! What's it called? [[Sasha holds up a staple gun and smiles at Bino smugly. Bino's pupils shrink to pinhead size.]] Sasha: "Sonata for my boyfriend who, if he **ever regifts me again**, will wake up with his ears stapled to his eyeballs". Sasha: In D minor. Housepets! - They Always Know

[[Bino is relaxing in Sasha's doghouse. Sasha is sitting at the mini grand piano.]]
Bino: I guess I don't mind this, as long as I get to hang out here when he's not around.
Sasha: Oh, you silly!
Sasha: I got something for you in return!

[[Sasha starts playing a complicated song on the piano. Bino looks surprised. The score can be seen in the background.]]

[[Sasha finished playing.]]
Bino: I didn't know you played piano!
Sasha: Well I never **had** a piano until now! I made this up in my head on the way over.
Bino: It's **beautiful**! What's it called?

[[Sasha holds up a staple gun and smiles at Bino smugly. Bino's pupils shrink to pinhead size.]]
Sasha: "Sonata for my boyfriend who, if he **ever regifts me again**, will wake up with his ears stapled to his eyeballs".
Sasha: In D minor.]]> Housepets! - Little House In The Woods http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/19/little-house-in-the-woods-2/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/19/little-house-in-the-woods-2/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:42 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/19/little-house-in-the-woods-2/">Housepets! - Little House In The Woods</a> [[Sasha leads Bino into the woods, approaching a doghouse.]] Bino: Okay Sasha, where is it that you're taking m-- Bino: ... A doghouse? Out here? Sasha: Yup! It's what King got me for Valentine's! [[Sasha walks into the doghouse while Bino looks after her.]] Sasha: He got it from one of the neighborhood dogs before it was thrown out. Sasha: Then he fixed it, lined it with insulation from a scrap yard, and put in a heater. Sasha: And a really long extension cord. [[Sasha's tail is sticking out of the doghouse, wagging happily.]] Sasha: And there's a bunch of old pillows and blankets in here but I put the nicest one on top! Bino: **Sasha why did you bring be out here?** Bino: Are you trying to say I'm not good enough for you? Is your latest boyfriend just that much better than me? **Huh?!** [[Sasha sticks her head out of the doghouse and looks at Bino.]] Sasha: No silly, cause I need to furnish his present with **your** presents! Sasha: Also to invite you in for cuddles. Bino: Right, I knew that. Housepets! - Little House In The Woods

[[Sasha leads Bino into the woods, approaching a doghouse.]]
Bino: Okay Sasha, where is it that you're taking m--
Bino: ... A doghouse? Out here?
Sasha: Yup! It's what King got me for Valentine's!

[[Sasha walks into the doghouse while Bino looks after her.]]
Sasha: He got it from one of the neighborhood dogs before it was thrown out.
Sasha: Then he fixed it, lined it with insulation from a scrap yard, and put in a heater.
Sasha: And a really long extension cord.

[[Sasha's tail is sticking out of the doghouse, wagging happily.]]
Sasha: And there's a bunch of old pillows and blankets in here but I put the nicest one on top!
Bino: **Sasha why did you bring be out here?**
Bino: Are you trying to say I'm not good enough for you? Is your latest boyfriend just that much better than me? **Huh?!**

[[Sasha sticks her head out of the doghouse and looks at Bino.]]
Sasha: No silly, cause I need to furnish his present with **your** presents!
Sasha: Also to invite you in for cuddles.
Bino: Right, I knew that.]]> Housepets! - Almost Fit For A Queen http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/17/almost-fit-for-a-queen/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/17/almost-fit-for-a-queen/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:41 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/17/almost-fit-for-a-queen/">Housepets! - Almost Fit For A Queen</a> [[Bino watches Sasha going through the pile off-panel.]] Sasha (off): And, and <<gasp>> What is this? A joke book? Hahaha! This is so great! I bet it'd even be better on the inside! Sasha (off): And a rawhide bone! That smells just like your breath! That's awesome! [[Bino is blushing brightly, while Sasha still looks through the things.]] Sasha (off): And a pair of roller skates! And a cardboard box with bubble wrap! And an adorable manatee plushie! Sasha (off): **Ohmgoodness and a tiny piano like the Peanuts guy this is awesome!** [[Sasha gives Bino a big loving hug.]] Sasha: Thankyou thankyou thankyou Biney! Bino: Y-you're welcome Sasha, I mean, if I knew you were gonna be like this I'd have-- [[Sasha looks at Bino with a huge grin, nose to nose.]] Sasha: This is **almost** as bighugeawesome as the gift that **King** got me! Bino: I am going to pretend I didn't hear that. Housepets! - Almost Fit For A Queen

[[Bino watches Sasha going through the pile off-panel.]]
Sasha (off): And, and <> What is this? A joke book? Hahaha! This is so great! I bet it'd even be better on the inside!
Sasha (off): And a rawhide bone! That smells just like your breath! That's awesome!

[[Bino is blushing brightly, while Sasha still looks through the things.]]
Sasha (off): And a pair of roller skates! And a cardboard box with bubble wrap! And an adorable manatee plushie!
Sasha (off): **Ohmgoodness and a tiny piano like the Peanuts guy this is awesome!**

[[Sasha gives Bino a big loving hug.]]
Sasha: Thankyou thankyou thankyou Biney!
Bino: Y-you're welcome Sasha, I mean, if I knew you were gonna be like this I'd have--

[[Sasha looks at Bino with a huge grin, nose to nose.]]
Sasha: This is **almost** as bighugeawesome as the gift that **King** got me!
Bino: I am going to pretend I didn't hear that.]]> Housepets! - Keeps On Giving http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/14/keeps-on-giving/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/14/keeps-on-giving/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:40 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/14/keeps-on-giving/">Housepets! - Keeps On Giving</a> [[Sasha surprises Bino while he is busy piling things up.]] Sasha: **Biney-Bun-Bun-Hon!** Bun. Bino: **Aaah!** Sasha! I was just in here to make sure ... your present was safe? [[Sasha looks thoughtful. Bino looks nervous.]] Sasha: Huh? I don't remember any of this stuff. Bino: You're kidding. Bino: **I mean** um. [[Sasha holds up a unicorn figurine with a wide grin.]] Sasha: If I saw this **adorable** unicorn figure I would have opened this present first! Sasha: Where did you get it? Bino: Erm ... [[Flashback to Bino's first birthday. Sasha is wearing a party hat, Bino is holding up a unicorn figurine.]] Top Box: Bino's First Birthday Bino: **A unicorn?!** That's girl stuff! Sasha: But I **am a** girl, silly! Sasha: I think. Housepets! - Keeps On Giving

[[Sasha surprises Bino while he is busy piling things up.]]
Sasha: **Biney-Bun-Bun-Hon!** Bun.
Bino: **Aaah!** Sasha! I was just in here to make sure ... your present was safe?

[[Sasha looks thoughtful. Bino looks nervous.]]
Sasha: Huh? I don't remember any of this stuff.
Bino: You're kidding.
Bino: **I mean** um.

[[Sasha holds up a unicorn figurine with a wide grin.]]
Sasha: If I saw this **adorable** unicorn figure I would have opened this present first!
Sasha: Where did you get it?
Bino: Erm ...

[[Flashback to Bino's first birthday. Sasha is wearing a party hat, Bino is holding up a unicorn figurine.]]
Top Box: Bino's First Birthday
Bino: **A unicorn?!** That's girl stuff!
Sasha: But I **am a** girl, silly!
Sasha: I think.]]> Housepets! - Max Does Not Know Sasha Very Well http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/12/max-does-not-know-sasha-very-well/ http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/12/max-does-not-know-sasha-very-well/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:08:39 -0000 <a href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/12/max-does-not-know-sasha-very-well/">Housepets! - Max Does Not Know Sasha Very Well</a> [[Maxwell is watching Bino piling up things.]] Maxwell: What's this? You finally decided to give away your worldly possessions and become a monk? Maxwell: Because if so, I want your stereo. Bino: Pff, **no**. [[Bino has a package in his paws and looks at Maxwell.]] Bino: I'm putting together a belated Valentine's gift for Sasha, and I figured I could at least unload some stuff I never use. Maxwell: Isn't she gonna know you just slapped this together? [[Bino keeps piling up things.]] Bino: No. Bino: But just in case, my excuse is that I was still re-learning how to walk for most of February. Maxwell: I see. [[Bino holds a miniature grand piano in his paws while Maxwell reads the title off a book.]] Maxwell: So what's your excuse for "Red Rover's Dog-Gone Good Jokebook (for dogs)"? Your lingering brain damage? Bino: Oh, hardy-har. Bino: But I should probably write that down. Housepets! - Max Does Not Know Sasha Very Well

[[Maxwell is watching Bino piling up things.]]
Maxwell: What's this? You finally decided to give away your worldly possessions and become a monk?
Maxwell: Because if so, I want your stereo.
Bino: Pff, **no**.

[[Bino has a package in his paws and looks at Maxwell.]]
Bino: I'm putting together a belated Valentine's gift for Sasha, and I figured I could at least unload some stuff I never use.
Maxwell: Isn't she gonna know you just slapped this together?

[[Bino keeps piling up things.]]
Bino: No.
Bino: But just in case, my excuse is that I was still re-learning how to walk for most of February.
Maxwell: I see.

[[Bino holds a miniature grand piano in his paws while Maxwell reads the title off a book.]]
Maxwell: So what's your excuse for "Red Rover's Dog-Gone Good Jokebook (for dogs)"? Your lingering brain damage?
Bino: Oh, hardy-har.
Bino: But I should probably write that down.]]>