Mind Morphine - latest additions

Mind Morphine - latest additions http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc The latest transcribed Mind Morphine comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:12:03 -0000 60 Selfish Genie http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/44 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/44 Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:52:20 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/44">Selfish Genie</a> Man: Hey! A real magic lamp! Man: I bet if I rub it a Genie will come out! Genie: Hey! Look buddy, I don't know what you're expecting, but I'm nice and cozy in here and don't know why I need to come out and grant your wishes. Man: Alright! Sorry Genie: @$$hole! Selfish Genie

Man: Hey! A real magic lamp!

Man: I bet if I rub it a Genie will come out!

Genie: Hey! Look buddy, I don't know what you're expecting, but I'm nice and cozy in here and don't know why I need to come out and grant your wishes.

Man: Alright! Sorry
Genie: @$$hole!]]> Danger http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/31 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/31 Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:52:19 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/31">Danger</a> [[Man is smiling, holding small gray sign]] [[Bystander walks up and squints trying to read the small text]] Sign: WARNING! Dangerous individual! do not approach!! [[Man is about to stab the person looking at the sign]] Danger

[[Man is smiling, holding small gray sign]]

[[Bystander walks up and squints trying to read the small text]]

Sign: WARNING! Dangerous individual! do not approach!!

[[Man is about to stab the person looking at the sign]]]]> Burp http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/43 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/43 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:59:58 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/43">Burp</a> Person in blue shirt: BURP Person in blue shirt: Oh gross! That burp tasted like shit! Person in green shirt: Ha, ha, well what'd you eat for lunch? [[Green-shirted person is now smiling]] Person in blue shirt: Shit. Burp

Person in blue shirt: BURP

Person in blue shirt: Oh gross! That burp tasted like shit!

Person in green shirt: Ha, ha, well what'd you eat for lunch?
[[Green-shirted person is now smiling]]

Person in blue shirt: Shit.]]> Bowling http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/45 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/45 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:58:12 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/45">Bowling</a> [[Man is thinking]] [[Man grabs friend's face]] [[Man uses friend's head as bowling ball]] [[The friend's head is rolling down the alley]] [[The decapatated friend's head is smiling as he gets a strike]] Bowling

[[Man is thinking]]

[[Man grabs friend's face]]

[[Man uses friend's head as bowling ball]]

[[The friend's head is rolling down the alley]]

[[The decapatated friend's head is smiling as he gets a strike]]]]> 007 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/46 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/46 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:56:16 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/46">007</a> Thief: This is your last chance to tell me the codes! [[James bond crashes through the windows pointing a gun at the thief]] Victim: AGENT DOUBLE-O-SEVEN!!!! Thief: Or youc oudl just say "seven" James Bond: The name's Bond, JAMES BOND! I'm tired of telling you people! 007

Thief: This is your last chance to tell me the codes!
[[James bond crashes through the windows pointing a gun at the thief]]
Victim: AGENT DOUBLE-O-SEVEN!!!!
Thief: Or youc oudl just say "seven"
James Bond: The name's Bond, JAMES BOND! I'm tired of telling you people!]]> Assassination http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/8 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/8 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:54:29 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/8">Assassination</a> [[Guy is walking]] Ninja: YAHA! Prepare to die! Guy: AAHGA! IM BEING ASSASSINATED! Ninja: No wait, you need to be important to be assassinated, this is just murder. Guy: Well ge, how do you think that makes me feel? Ninja: Whoops, I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that. Guy: Whatever, lets get this over with [[Ninja swings blade, man closes eyes]] Assassination

[[Guy is walking]]
Ninja: YAHA! Prepare to die!
Guy: AAHGA! IM BEING ASSASSINATED!
Ninja: No wait, you need to be important to be assassinated, this is just murder.
Guy: Well ge, how do you think that makes me feel?
Ninja: Whoops, I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.
Guy: Whatever, lets get this over with
[[Ninja swings blade, man closes eyes]]]]> Reptile Dysfunction http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/47 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/47 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:27:34 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/47">Reptile Dysfunction</a> A: Woah dude! What happened to your face??? B: My pet boa constrictor bitme A: That sounds like a "reptile dysfunction" ... E-reptilie dysfunction ... You should ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you Reptile Dysfunction

A: Woah dude! What happened to your face???
B: My pet boa constrictor bitme
A: That sounds like a "reptile dysfunction"
... E-reptilie dysfunction
... You should ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you]]> Holy Cheese http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/2 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/2 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:48:46 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/2">Holy Cheese</a> This cheese is not nearly holey enough. *throws into air* *takes out machine gun* *shoots at cheese* eats cheese, bird is dead and falls down Person walks up and eats the bird while the other guy is still eating the cheese Holy Cheese

This cheese is not nearly holey enough.
*throws into air*
*takes out machine gun*
*shoots at cheese*
eats cheese, bird is dead and falls down
Person walks up and eats the bird while the other guy is still eating the cheese]]> DeHUNGARIZE http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/48 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/48 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:47:30 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/48">DeHUNGARIZE</a> 1: Uuuugh.. I have such a bad headache 2: here, take some Advil! *takes medicine* 1: Wow, my pain's just gone! 1: I wonder where it goes.... (random german guy): WARUM SIND ICH IMMER IM SCHMERZ?!?!?!?!!! 2: I don't know, maybe germany? DeHUNGARIZE

1: Uuuugh.. I have such a bad headache
2: here, take some Advil!
*takes medicine*
1: Wow, my pain's just gone!
1: I wonder where it goes....
(random german guy): WARUM SIND ICH IMMER IM SCHMERZ?!?!?!?!!!
2: I don't know, maybe germany?]]> Look http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/1 http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/1 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:42:59 -0000 <a href="http://www.mindmorphine.co.cc/1">Look</a> Thief: Gimme that money Innocent: Quick! Look! What's that? *innocent person runs away* *Thief shoots the person* Innocent (now on ground): ow Green bystander to person on ground: Quick! Look! What's that? Innocent: Where? *green person steals his head* Look

Thief: Gimme that money
Innocent: Quick! Look! What's that?
*innocent person runs away*
*Thief shoots the person*
Innocent (now on ground): ow
Green bystander to person on ground: Quick! Look! What's that?
Innocent: Where?
*green person steals his head*]]>