Hyper Death Babies - latest additions

Anomaly - Robot Solutions

Anomaly - Robot Solutions
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Why can't you stupid humans figure out the solution to your fuel problem?

Its so simple!

All you need to do is kill some dinosaurs, bury them, wait 300 million years, and viola!

Instant fuel!

Anomaly - Shrink Ray

Anomaly - Shrink Ray
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Jenkins! Bring me my shrink ray!
I wish to duel this fly to the death!

As you wish, sir.

[[Later...]]

Jenkins! Bring me the penis enlargement pills! I seem to have misfired!

Anomaly - Trepanation

Anomaly - Trepanation
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Have you ever heard of trepanation?
No.

Its when you drill a hole in the front of your head to let the bad spirits out.
But I usually prefer the back of the head myself.
... Okay. Can you just keep cutting my hair?
Sure, sure.

Anomaly - AIDS Man

Anomaly - AIDS Man
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Alright, boys. Since superheroes are in these days, we've decided to switch gears to comic books.
Any ideas?

AIDS Man!
What, he fights AIDS?

No, he HAS AIDS.
"Fighting crime for a limited time only!"

How does he fight criminals?
By bleeding on them!
Brilliant!

Anomaly - This Comic Tastes Like Shit

Anomaly - This Comic Tastes Like Shit
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Who was the first person to say, "this tastes like shit"?

I mean, you'd have to have eaten shit before to know if something tastes like it. Am I right?

For the last time lady, will that large pizza be dine-in or delivery?

Anomaly - Hunting with Mom

Anomaly - Hunting with Mom
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Tom! I just shot your mom in the face!
What? Is this another one of your cracks about having sex with my mom?

No, Tom! This is serious! We go hunting together on the weekends sometimes.
What the hell are you talking about?

You see, we were hunting for MILFS, so you can understand how I got confused.
DAMNIT, JERRY!
Don't worry, Tom. After she died, I had her stuffed...
FULL OF WEINER!

Anomaly - Crisco (c)

Anomaly - Crisco (c)
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This just in!

Seismotologists in Africa have discovered a rare breed of pig beneath the earth's crust that have fins and webbed arms that enable them to glide.

Also, they seem to be carrying a disease that causes humans to give birth to similarly flying chimps out of their buttox.

Well, Kip, pigs are flying and monkeys are flying out of people's asses. You know what that means.
Sigh. You get naked, I'll get the Crisco.

Anomaly - New Crayola Crayons

Anomaly - New Crayola Crayons
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Okay, gentlemen. We're here to discuss the new crayon color names, and I-
Period Blood Red!
Trailer Park White!

Err... Just let me finish, guys, we-
Jew Gold!
Stupid African American!

What?

Anomaly - Barber Origins

Anomaly - Barber Origins
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...and then I says, "I'm leaving you, Jannice! You AND your gaping sexual organs!"

What, that's it?
Yes.

I thought you said that was a story about how you became a barber?

Hmm...
I must have left out the part about me murdering the owner of this shop and taking his place.

Anomaly - Not Home

Anomaly - Not Home
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Oh, Heavenly Father, do you really answer all prayers?
Life can seem so lonely down here when it feels like no one is listening.

We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not available. Please hang up and try again.

What an ass-hat.