Edd Egg - latest additions

Edd Egg - latest additions http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/ The latest transcribed Edd Egg comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:50 -0000 60 Edd Egg - Politically Uncorrect http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=060102 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=060102 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:56 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=060102">Edd Egg - Politically Uncorrect</a> Edd Egg: Aha, found him...Kong is on top of the Empire State Building. Edd Egg: I think he's spotted me...he appears to be flinging something. <<SPLAT!>> Edd Egg: OH GOD! It went up my nose and down the back of my throat! Edd Egg - Politically Uncorrect

Edd Egg: Aha, found him...Kong is on top of the Empire State Building.

Edd Egg: I think he's spotted me...he appears to be flinging something.

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Edd Egg: OH GOD! It went up my nose and down the back of my throat!]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051118 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051118 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:47 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051118">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> Dumbledore! Professor McGonagall! The Dark Lord is- Wack! I've always wanted to do that! LOOOOOser! Am I dead yet? Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

Dumbledore!
Professor McGonagall!
The Dark Lord is-

Wack!

I've always wanted to do that!

LOOOOOser!

Am I dead yet?]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051116 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051116 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:45 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051116">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> Hello Red! Stop breathing please, just for a day or two. It's a lovely day, isn't it? No it's not. Now die and then stop talking. Why are you so mean to me? Because your pathetic existence is like a skidmark on the underwear of life. I don't like you. ...y-y-you don't? No. I hate you. Thank you! Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

Hello Red!
Stop breathing please, just for a day or two.

It's a lovely day, isn't it?
No it's not. Now die and then stop talking.

Why are you so mean to me?
Because your pathetic existence is like a skidmark on the underwear of life.

I don't like you.

...y-y-you don't?
No. I hate you.

Thank you!]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051111 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051111 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:44 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051111">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> Hey Braxtor! I haven't seen you in a while! How's things? Not so good. Aw! Why? What's wrong? Destroying worlds was fun but I've lost the motivation. Is that what Richard Simmons would say? In times of trouble he knew what to do! In fact when Richard Simmons was constantly accused of being gay, he said "I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because I'm a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way I'm sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people." Wow. How do you feel now? I think I'll go destroy America just to prevent another Richard Simmons from ever happening. Good call. I'll be in the bath. Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

Hey Braxtor! I haven't seen you in a while! How's things?

Not so good.
Aw! Why? What's wrong?

Destroying worlds was fun but I've lost the motivation.
Is that what Richard Simmons would say? In times of trouble he knew what to do!

In fact when Richard Simmons was constantly accused of being gay, he said "I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because I'm a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way I'm sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people."

Wow.
How do you feel now?

I think I'll go destroy America just to prevent another Richard Simmons from ever happening.
Good call. I'll be in the bath.]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051109 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051109 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:43 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051109">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> Hey straight-guy! Flange can talk! Go on Flange, say it again! Help! I'm trapped inside this stomach being digested alive! Help me! Err... golly. That's nothing! Earlier today, she sounded like an entire group of girl scouts repenting their sins! Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

Hey straight-guy! Flange can talk! Go on Flange, say it again!

Help! I'm trapped inside this stomach being digested alive! Help me!

Err... golly.
That's nothing! Earlier today, she sounded like an entire group of girl scouts repenting their sins!]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051026 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051026 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:40 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051026">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> [[Not drinking water]] Feh! What's the worst that could happen? <<Gulp!>> See! Nothing! Awww... Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

[[Not drinking water]]
Feh! What's the worst that could happen?

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See! Nothing!

Awww...]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051024 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051024 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:38 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051024">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> Circle missed Square. Square came home. Circle was now happy! Fin What? You want a proper comic? Naff off! It was my birthday yesterday! I'm too busy being hungover. Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

Circle missed Square.

Square came home.

Circle was now happy!
Fin

What? You want a proper comic? Naff off! It was my birthday yesterday! I'm too busy being hungover.]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051021 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051021 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:37 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051021">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> Fight! Aaarrgghh! Winner! Sweet atheist Jesus! How did you beat him? I gave him arthritis! But... how is that even possible? Hey! You don't question the newly crowned heavyweight champion! Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

Fight!

Aaarrgghh!

Winner!

Sweet atheist Jesus! How did you beat him?
I gave him arthritis!

But... how is that even possible?
Hey! You don't question the newly crowned heavyweight champion!]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051019 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051019 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:35 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051019">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> I'm gambling on this online poker website! In which case, you won't mind me removing your brain for a while. Damn, I only got two pair. Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

I'm gambling on this online poker website!

In which case, you won't mind me removing your brain for a while.

Damn, I only got two pair.]]> Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051017 http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051017 Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:45:34 -0000 <a href="http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=051017">Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad</a> <<Grrawl!>> <<Slash!>> I think you're panicking about this bird flu scare too much, Edd Egg. Fine! But don't come crying to me when Foghorn Leghorn is making you his bitch! Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad

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I think you're panicking about this bird flu scare too much, Edd Egg.
Fine! But don't come crying to me when Foghorn Leghorn is making you his bitch!]]>