My Excellency, George Washington

My Excellency, George Washington - latest additions http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/ The latest transcribed My Excellency, George Washington comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 12 Mar 2011 21:42:03 -0000 60 The Singularity is Coming! The Singularity is Coming! http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2011/03/singularity-is-coming-singularity-is.html http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2011/03/singularity-is-coming-singularity-is.html Sat, 12 Mar 2011 21:36:08 -0000 <a href="http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2011/03/singularity-is-coming-singularity-is.html">The Singularity is Coming! The Singularity is Coming!</a> R. George Washington: At the end of the day, the best part of robothood isn't the super-speed or the power to crack open those ridiculous Hessian helmets. R. George Washington: It's not being sick all the time! When I was a man, I couldn't turn around without contracting smallpox or hemorrhoids or carbuncles. R. George Washington: Science fiction authors are always despairing of the supposed sacrifice of our humanity. They should try spending a decade with a mouthful of donkey teeth! R. George Washington: Still, I do wish Martha hadn't been assembled with the ability to "transform". freight truck: We're more than meets the eye, bitch! The Singularity is Coming! The Singularity is Coming!

R. George Washington: At the end of the day, the best part of robothood isn't the super-speed or the power to crack open those ridiculous Hessian helmets.

R. George Washington: It's not being sick all the time! When I was a man, I couldn't turn around without contracting smallpox or hemorrhoids or carbuncles.

R. George Washington: Science fiction authors are always despairing of the supposed sacrifice of our humanity. They should try spending a decade with a mouthful of donkey teeth!

R. George Washington: Still, I do wish Martha hadn't been assembled with the ability to "transform".
freight truck: We're more than meets the eye, bitch!]]> The Return of Aaron Burr http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/return-of-aaron-burr.html http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/return-of-aaron-burr.html Thu, 24 Jun 2010 05:46:44 -0000 <a href="http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/return-of-aaron-burr.html">The Return of Aaron Burr</a> R. Thomas Jefferson: R. Aaron Burr, my old, other nemesis. The weather at your Parallel White House on Mars not to your liking? R. Alexander Hamilton: How...? R. George Washington: Masons. We got stuff that makes Moonraker look like Tamagotchi. R. Aaron Burr: Sir, I take great offense to some of the recent articles on your World Wide Web log. Therefore, I challenge you to a duel! R. Thomas Jefferson: I, um, I'm busy through the end of the year. R. Aaron Burr: You certainly weren't too busy to assert that my treachery was equaled only by my body odor. R. Thomas Jefferson: Oh, easy mistake. That was the blog of the animatronic Thomas Jefferson from the Hall of Presidents at Disney World. I'm from the American Adventure Pavilion at EPCOT Center. R. Aaron Burr: in that case, good day to you, Sir. R. Thomas Jefferson: If you're a Disney shareholder, it might be a good day to sell. The Return of Aaron Burr

R. Thomas Jefferson: R. Aaron Burr, my old, other nemesis. The weather at your Parallel White House on Mars not to your liking?
R. Alexander Hamilton: How...?
R. George Washington: Masons. We got stuff that makes Moonraker look like Tamagotchi.

R. Aaron Burr: Sir, I take great offense to some of the recent articles on your World Wide Web log. Therefore, I challenge you to a duel!
R. Thomas Jefferson: I, um, I'm busy through the end of the year.

R. Aaron Burr: You certainly weren't too busy to assert that my treachery was equaled only by my body odor.
R. Thomas Jefferson: Oh, easy mistake. That was the blog of the animatronic Thomas Jefferson from the Hall of Presidents at Disney World. I'm from the American Adventure Pavilion at EPCOT Center.
R. Aaron Burr: in that case, good day to you, Sir.

R. Thomas Jefferson: If you're a Disney shareholder, it might be a good day to sell.]]> Our Lives, Our Fortunes, and Our Processed Snack Foods http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/our-lives-our-fortunes-and-our.html http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/our-lives-our-fortunes-and-our.html Wed, 23 Jun 2010 10:40:02 -0000 <a href="http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/our-lives-our-fortunes-and-our.html">Our Lives, Our Fortunes, and Our Processed Snack Foods</a> R. Thomas Jefferson [typing]: Rising obesity may present the most serious danger to the America's children. As the archetypal junk food, corn-dogs are a moral obscenity and must be eliminated. R. George Washington: But Sir, you are eating a corn-dog right now! R. George Washington: How can a robot eat a corn-dog, anyway? R. Thomas Jefferson: I glued a newspaper bag inside me and filled it with red ants. Our Lives, Our Fortunes, and Our Processed Snack Foods

R. Thomas Jefferson [typing]: Rising obesity may present the most serious danger to the America's children. As the archetypal junk food, corn-dogs are a moral obscenity and must be eliminated.

R. George Washington: But Sir, you are eating a corn-dog right now!

R. George Washington: How can a robot eat a corn-dog, anyway?
R. Thomas Jefferson: I glued a newspaper bag inside me and filled it with red ants.]]> Staff Meeting http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/staff-meeting.html http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/staff-meeting.html Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:07:09 -0000 <a href="http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/staff-meeting.html">Staff Meeting</a> R. George Washington: Before we start, I'd like to attend to a few administrative matters. R. George Washington: First off: Check your email during meetings if you must, but please don't leave and go home to check your actual mail. I'm looking at you, Adams. R. George Washington: Hamilton: we all appreciate the meticulous meeting minutes, but when we have to use 3-ring binders, you've provided too much footnote commentary. R. George Washington: And finally, TJ, blog what you like about me, but so help me if you finish the coffee again without starting a new pot, I will deconstruct Jeffersonianism ? with my bare hands. Staff Meeting

R. George Washington: Before we start, I'd like to attend to a few administrative matters.

R. George Washington: First off: Check your email during meetings if you must, but please don't leave and go home to check your actual mail. I'm looking at you, Adams.

R. George Washington: Hamilton: we all appreciate the meticulous meeting minutes, but when we have to use 3-ring binders, you've provided too much footnote commentary.

R. George Washington: And finally, TJ, blog what you like about me, but so help me if you finish the coffee again without starting a new pot, I will deconstruct Jeffersonianism ? with my bare hands.]]> Historically Accurate http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/historically-accurate.html http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/historically-accurate.html Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:56:48 -0000 <a href="http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/historically-accurate.html">Historically Accurate</a> R. Washington: Hamilton! You let my subscription to the New Yorker lapse again! R. Alexander Hamilton: Mr. President, your brusque manner is inconsistent with the historical record. R. Washington: In case you can't read the name tag, it's R. George Washington. The "R" is for robot. So there are bound to be some differences. R. Washington: In our day, I had a fragile political coalition to hold together. Today, my legacy is largely secure, the National Treasure 2 tour at Mount Vernon notwithstanding. R. Washington: Besides, you'd be in a bad mood too if some @*(&^#$ using the alias "J4SON" kept calling you a "senile geezer" on his blog. R. Jefferson: Oh, um, I was writing about Washington state. Historically Accurate

R. Washington: Hamilton! You let my subscription to the New Yorker lapse again!
R. Alexander Hamilton: Mr. President, your brusque manner is inconsistent with the historical record.

R. Washington: In case you can't read the name tag, it's R. George Washington. The "R" is for robot. So there are bound to be some differences.

R. Washington: In our day, I had a fragile political coalition to hold together. Today, my legacy is largely secure, the National Treasure 2 tour at Mount Vernon notwithstanding.

R. Washington: Besides, you'd be in a bad mood too if some @*(&^#$ using the alias "J4SON" kept calling you a "senile geezer" on his blog.
R. Jefferson: Oh, um, I was writing about Washington state.]]> Reunion http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/reunion.html http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/reunion.html Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:54:01 -0000 <a href="http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/reunion.html">Reunion</a> R. Washington: Animatronic Roll call: R. Alexander Hamilton, R. John Adams, R. Henry Knox, and I'm R. George Washington. R. Washington: R. Thomas Jefferson couldn't make it... He's busy trolling U-Haul parking lots for cheap labor to tear-down and rebuild Monticello again. Apparently the eaves need to incorporate a prime number of something. R. Washington: I've re-assembled this cabinet to provide our nation with sage counsel in a time of new crisis. R. Washington: As always, I ask that you put aside your differences and subvert your natural ambitions to the Common Good. R. John Adams: Hey, why was Hamilton before me in the roll call? Reunion

R. Washington: Animatronic Roll call: R. Alexander Hamilton, R. John Adams, R. Henry Knox, and I'm R. George Washington.

R. Washington: R. Thomas Jefferson couldn't make it... He's busy trolling U-Haul parking lots for cheap labor to tear-down and rebuild Monticello again. Apparently the eaves need to incorporate a prime number of something.

R. Washington: I've re-assembled this cabinet to provide our nation with sage counsel in a time of new crisis.

R. Washington: As always, I ask that you put aside your differences and subvert your natural ambitions to the Common Good.
R. John Adams: Hey, why was Hamilton before me in the roll call?]]>