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TrueNuff Comic - latest additions http://www.truenuffcomic.com The latest transcribed TrueNuff Comic comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 18 Oct 2011 21:12:03 -0000 60 Beating a Dead Horse http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030131 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030131 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:41:52 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030131">Beating a Dead Horse</a> [[Rob, Jay and Trey are standing around The Rob's L-shaped desk as The Rob shows off is study-space]] Rob: ...and this is my study area. I set it up by this bay window, kinda cozy-like. Rob: What do you guys think? [[Jay has a very big smile on his face]] Trey: Nice! [[Both Rob and Trey are looking at Jay and his huge grin]] Jay: NOOKASS! [[Rob and Trey look to be in pain from the volume of Jay's shout and Trey is covering his ears]] Beating a Dead Horse

[[Rob, Jay and Trey are standing around The Rob's L-shaped desk as The Rob shows off is study-space]]
Rob: ...and this is my study area. I set it up by this bay window, kinda cozy-like.

Rob: What do you guys think?
[[Jay has a very big smile on his face]]
Trey: Nice!

[[Both Rob and Trey are looking at Jay and his huge grin]]

Jay: NOOKASS!
[[Rob and Trey look to be in pain from the volume of Jay's shout and Trey is covering his ears]]]]> Robs Over Baghdad http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030120 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030120 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:39:15 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030120">Robs Over Baghdad</a> Rob: What's the big deal about living at home? Trey, you do! Trey: Yeah, but I sleep during the day and am out the rest of the time, heh. Rob: Well, the price is right, so it's fine by me! Jay: Oh yeah? Then let me ask you this... Jay: When's the last time you had a lady friend stay over? Rob: When's the last time you SHUT THE FUCK UP? Robs Over Baghdad

Rob: What's the big deal about living at home? Trey, you do!
Trey: Yeah, but I sleep during the day and am out the rest of the time, heh.

Rob: Well, the price is right, so it's fine by me!
Jay: Oh yeah? Then let me ask you this...

Jay: When's the last time you had a lady friend stay over?

Rob: When's the last time you SHUT THE FUCK UP?]]> Home on the Rob http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030117 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030117 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:38:53 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20030117">Home on the Rob</a> [[Trey, The Rob and Brando are in the kitchen, The Rob is breathing heavily]] Rob: <<PUFF>> Hey guys, sorry im late <<PANT>> [[The Rob begins to pour a drink]] Trey: What's with you? You run all the way here or something? Rob: Yup. Trey: Twelve Kilometers? Why didn't you drive? Rob: <<Mumbles something while taking a drink>> Trey: What was that? Rob: My mom needed it, okay? Brando: ...And you're HOW old? Home on the Rob

[[Trey, The Rob and Brando are in the kitchen, The Rob is breathing heavily]]
Rob: <> Hey guys, sorry im late <>

[[The Rob begins to pour a drink]]
Trey: What's with you? You run all the way here or something?
Rob: Yup.

Trey: Twelve Kilometers? Why didn't you drive?
Rob: <>

Trey: What was that?
Rob: My mom needed it, okay?
Brando: ...And you're HOW old?]]> That's Just What We Call Pillow Talk http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010801 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010801 Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:06:06 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010801">That's Just What We Call Pillow Talk</a> [[Brando is sitting on the couch with a beer in each hand]] Brando: Now, I understand if you're nervous. But you're both very nice beers... [[Brando is talking for the beers]] Brando: Hello Beer. Brando: Hello Beer. Brando: Good, we're introduced, now... [[Brando is drinking both beers at once.]] Jay: YOU SICK BASTARD! That's Just What We Call Pillow Talk

[[Brando is sitting on the couch with a beer in each hand]]
Brando: Now, I understand if you're nervous. But you're both very nice beers...

[[Brando is talking for the beers]]
Brando: Hello Beer.
Brando: Hello Beer.

Brando: Good, we're introduced, now...

[[Brando is drinking both beers at once.]]
Jay: YOU SICK BASTARD!]]> TrueNuff Comic - Ultimate Drinking Championship http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080808 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080808 Mon, 30 May 2011 15:13:01 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080808">TrueNuff Comic - Ultimate Drinking Championship</a> [[Trey, Jay and Julie are sitting around a table at the bar. Trey and Jay both look a little drunk]] Trey: One rye says she's gonna KICK him. Jay: I bet one tequila that she's gonna PUNCH him. Julie: You guys are betting on brando? That's awful! Jay: We're just betting drinks. It's not that expensive. Julie: No. I mean... Nevermind. [[Brando is flirting with a blonde]] Brando: The break-up was a while ago...You missed my vulnerable phase, but I'm into my desperate phase now, so it's win-win! <<WAP-POW>> Julie: Wow, she punched AND kicked him. What happens now? Jay: We BOTH DRINK! TrueNuff Comic - Ultimate Drinking Championship

[[Trey, Jay and Julie are sitting around a table at the bar. Trey and Jay both look a little drunk]]
Trey: One rye says she's gonna KICK him.
Jay: I bet one tequila that she's gonna PUNCH him.
Julie: You guys are betting on brando? That's awful!

Jay: We're just betting drinks. It's not that expensive.
Julie: No. I mean... Nevermind.

[[Brando is flirting with a blonde]]
Brando: The break-up was a while ago...You missed my vulnerable phase, but I'm into my desperate phase now, so it's win-win!

<>
Julie: Wow, she punched AND kicked him. What happens now?
Jay: We BOTH DRINK!]]> Jack Off All Trades http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080411 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080411 Sat, 28 May 2011 02:50:06 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080411">Jack Off All Trades</a> [[Jay looks very drunk and is holding two beers, Trey is working on his computer]] Jay: Dude, wanna play some beer and drink some games? Trey: In a bit. I'm on a roll with this web project. Jay: Oh yeah. How's the freelance biz anyway? Trey: AWESOME! Great clients, fun projects. I really enjoy it. [[Jay is now drinking off one of the beers]] Trey: Working for yourself is empowering. I'm like the President, CEO, Marketing Manager, Accountant, and Receptionist. All in one! [[Jay is holding a beer out to Trey]] Jay: Yeah, well you're the Janitor too, and that's nothing to brag about. Trey: Gimmie a beer. Jack Off All Trades

[[Jay looks very drunk and is holding two beers, Trey is working on his computer]]
Jay: Dude, wanna play some beer and drink some games?
Trey: In a bit. I'm on a roll with this web project.

Jay: Oh yeah. How's the freelance biz anyway?
Trey: AWESOME! Great clients, fun projects. I really enjoy it.

[[Jay is now drinking off one of the beers]]
Trey: Working for yourself is empowering. I'm like the President, CEO, Marketing Manager, Accountant, and Receptionist. All in one!

[[Jay is holding a beer out to Trey]]
Jay: Yeah, well you're the Janitor too, and that's nothing to brag about.
Trey: Gimmie a beer.]]> 1080 Peas http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080410 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080410 Sat, 28 May 2011 02:50:01 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20080410">1080 Peas</a> [[The Rob and Trey are at the Mall]] The Rob: Check out my new HD-DVD player! They were practically giving them away! Trey: Nice! Do you have an HDTV? The Rob: No, I was just going to plug it into my regular tv. Trey: You can do that? The Rob: Only one way to find out! [[The Rob is holding the remote, Trey has the user manual for the HD-DVD player.]] Trey: I don't get it, it's just the top half of their faces. The Rob: Are those scrollbars? [[The HD-DVD player is on fire and shooting sparks]] The Rob: I don't see any scroll buttons. Trey: Uh, I think you've got bigger problems right now... 1080 Peas

[[The Rob and Trey are at the Mall]]
The Rob: Check out my new HD-DVD player! They were practically giving them away!
Trey: Nice! Do you have an HDTV?

The Rob: No, I was just going to plug it into my regular tv.
Trey: You can do that?
The Rob: Only one way to find out!

[[The Rob is holding the remote, Trey has the user manual for the HD-DVD player.]]
Trey: I don't get it, it's just the top half of their faces.
The Rob: Are those scrollbars?

[[The HD-DVD player is on fire and shooting sparks]]
The Rob: I don't see any scroll buttons.
Trey: Uh, I think you've got bigger problems right now...]]> Stout http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010727 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010727 Fri, 20 May 2011 02:36:52 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010727">Stout</a> Jay: Hey, lets drink some beer! Trey: Pah, screw that I'm going on a date. Trey: Woo, girly girls! [[Jay is speaking to a bottle of beer.]] Jay: Well, it's just you and me tonight, baby. Brando: Oh no, I'm still here. Jay: Dude, don't you have someplace to go? Stout

Jay: Hey, lets drink some beer!
Trey: Pah, screw that I'm going on a date.

Trey: Woo, girly girls!

[[Jay is speaking to a bottle of beer.]]
Jay: Well, it's just you and me tonight, baby.
Brando: Oh no, I'm still here.

Jay: Dude, don't you have someplace to go?]]> TrueNuff Comic - Postal http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010718 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010718 Wed, 11 May 2011 02:45:53 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010718">TrueNuff Comic - Postal</a> [[The gang is at the beach as follows: Rob is standing in the water, Jay is building a sand castle with the look of a five year old on Christmas Morning, Raye is laying on her towel, Trey is looking at a crab as if he's going to kick its ass; at the bottom it reads, "Wish you were here"]] [[Brando is looking at a postcard looking like someone just killed his puppy]] TrueNuff Comic - Postal

[[The gang is at the beach as follows: Rob is standing in the water, Jay is building a sand castle with the look of a five year old on Christmas Morning, Raye is laying on her towel, Trey is looking at a crab as if he's going to kick its ass; at the bottom it reads, "Wish you were here"]]

[[Brando is looking at a postcard looking like someone just killed his puppy]]]]> Evil-ish Dead http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010618 http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010618 Wed, 11 May 2011 02:44:05 -0000 <a href="http://www.truenuffcomic.com/comic.php?day=20010618">Evil-ish Dead</a> Gnome Sane: I am pure evil! [[Trey is running hand through hair looking as if he is thinking]] [[Trey slams a bucket around Gnome Sane trapping him]] <<*TOONK*>> [[The bucket now has nails around the edge fastening it to the floor]] Trey: You sir, are bucketed. Gnome Sane (from inside the bucket): I'll swallow your soul! Trey: Yeah, I've heard that one before Evil-ish Dead

Gnome Sane: I am pure evil!
[[Trey is running hand through hair looking as if he is thinking]]

[[Trey slams a bucket around Gnome Sane trapping him]]
<<*TOONK*>>

[[The bucket now has nails around the edge fastening it to the floor]]
Trey: You sir, are bucketed.

Gnome Sane (from inside the bucket): I'll swallow your soul!
Trey: Yeah, I've heard that one before]]>