Kitty Litter, Slackmatic, Chronicles of Today

Kitty Litter, Slackmatic, Chronicles of Today - latest additions http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic The latest transcribed Kitty Litter, Slackmatic, Chronicles of Today comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:51 -0000 60 Chronicles of Today http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3568 http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3568 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:29:56 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3568">Chronicles of Today</a> [[Holgersen holds a stack of steaming pizza boxes. The stack is taller than himself.]] Narration: Today I delivered pizza all day. {{dated 10-31-05}} Chronicles of Today

[[Holgersen holds a stack of steaming pizza boxes. The stack is taller than himself.]]
Narration: Today I delivered pizza all day.

{{dated 10-31-05}}]]> Chronicles of Today http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3386 http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3386 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:29:54 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3386">Chronicles of Today</a> {{Comic is on a green background.}} [[In a grocery store aisle, Holgersen pushes a grocery cart.]] <<Slurp>> Holgersen: ? [[There is a spilled puddle below a rack holding boxes marked Soda and Pop.]] [[A ghost blob creature bursts though the soda shelves. Holgersen grimaces with surprise.]] <<Smash>> {{dated 10-27-05}} Chronicles of Today

{{Comic is on a green background.}}
[[In a grocery store aisle, Holgersen pushes a grocery cart.]]
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Holgersen: ?

[[There is a spilled puddle below a rack holding boxes marked Soda and Pop.]]

[[A ghost blob creature bursts though the soda shelves. Holgersen grimaces with surprise.]]
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{{dated 10-27-05}}]]> Chronicles of Today http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3151 http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3151 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:29:53 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3151">Chronicles of Today</a> [[In a gray interrogation room. A match lights a cigarette.]] <<Flik>> {{The comic is in grayscale, with the exception of the match flame and the Interrogator's red eyes}} Interrogator: So tell me again... Interrogator: Why was your cell phone wet? Holgersen: I dunno. Interrogator: Look Mr. Holgersen you're not helping yourself by lying. Holgersen: Yeah but. Interrogator: "Yeah but" nothing! You tell me how the phone got wet or you're getting locked up! No water no foo... Holgersen: Ok, ok! I got taffy on the phone & I had to wash it off! Interrogator: You disGUST me. {{dated: 10-22-05}} Chronicles of Today

[[In a gray interrogation room. A match lights a cigarette.]]
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{{The comic is in grayscale, with the exception of the match flame and the Interrogator's red eyes}}

Interrogator: So tell me again...

Interrogator: Why was your cell phone wet?
Holgersen: I dunno.

Interrogator: Look Mr. Holgersen you're not helping yourself by lying.
Holgersen: Yeah but.

Interrogator: "Yeah but" nothing! You tell me how the phone got wet or you're getting locked up! No water no foo...

Holgersen: Ok, ok! I got taffy on the phone & I had to wash it off!

Interrogator: You disGUST me.

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[[A cat in a small boat sails a green sea.]]
Narration: Today after 9 months...

[[In the jungle, the cat is biting a zombie's head.]]

[[In the spotlight, presumably on stage, a magician is producing the cat out of his hat.]]
Magician: Ta da

[[The cat, in a space helmet, is sitting on Earth's moon.]]

[[The cat is coming in through the front door.]]
Narration: Our cat, Vash came home.
Vash: I'm home.

{{Dated 10-19-05}}]]> Chronicles of Today http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3118 http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3118 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:29:52 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3118">Chronicles of Today</a> [[In a lab, a robot, with a diode-connected head in its liquid-filled belly, leaps into the air.]] Robot: Bring me the head of the cursed monkey! Boy: Awww, c'mon man. Not today I'm exhausted. {{dated: 10-17-05}} Chronicles of Today

[[In a lab, a robot, with a diode-connected head in its liquid-filled belly, leaps into the air.]]
Robot: Bring me the head of the cursed monkey!

Boy: Awww, c'mon man. Not today I'm exhausted.

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[[Two ninjas leap away from a boy. One carries a cigarette carton.]]
Narration: Today ninjas stole a carton of cirgarettes from me.
Ninja 1: I got the smokes.
Ninja 2: Ha ha
Boy: Hey!

[[Boy shakes fist.]]
Boy: Blasted ninjas.

{{dated: 10-16-05}}]]> Chronicles of Today http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3057 http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3057 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:29:50 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3057">Chronicles of Today</a> [[In a blue sky, a smiling Nathan rides a red jetbike between clouds.]] Narration: Today Nathan called & told me he took a class on riding a jet bike. Narration: I asked him why. Boy: Why? Nathan: Well, it's dangerous, they get great gas mileage & I've always wanted to be an organ donor. {{dated 10-15-05}} Chronicles of Today

[[In a blue sky, a smiling Nathan rides a red jetbike between clouds.]]
Narration: Today Nathan called & told me he took a class on riding a jet bike.

Narration: I asked him why.
Boy: Why?

Nathan: Well, it's dangerous, they get great gas mileage & I've always wanted to be an organ donor.

{{dated 10-15-05}}]]> Chronicles of Today http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:29:48 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php">Chronicles of Today</a> [[Holgersen stretches out his arms.]] Caption: Today my vacation begins. Holgersen: Yay! [[Two ninjas stand together.]] Caption: No ninjas. [[A steaming pizza box labelled Pizza Pit.]] Caption: No delivering pizzas. [[Holgersen is in bed, awakened, peering at a beeping alarm clock.]] Caption: No waking up early. <<Beep beep beep beep>> [[A small building on a hilltop has a large sign which says Lab of Evil. In the sky, lightening crackles down from black clouds. In the foreground is a bald mad scientist with a monocle; he is wearing a labcoat and a tie.]] Caption: And no mad scientists. [[An empty couch.]] Caption: Just me, the T.V. and the couch. {{dated 11-2-05}} Chronicles of Today

[[Holgersen stretches out his arms.]]
Caption: Today my vacation begins.
Holgersen: Yay!

[[Two ninjas stand together.]]
Caption: No ninjas.

[[A steaming pizza box labelled Pizza Pit.]]
Caption: No delivering pizzas.

[[Holgersen is in bed, awakened, peering at a beeping alarm clock.]]
Caption: No waking up early.
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[[A small building on a hilltop has a large sign which says Lab of Evil. In the sky, lightening crackles down from black clouds. In the foreground is a bald mad scientist with a monocle; he is wearing a labcoat and a tie.]]
Caption: And no mad scientists.

[[An empty couch.]]
Caption: Just me, the T.V. and the couch.

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[[A Terminator lookalike in a chemical warfare suit stands outside a storefront. A trashcan and a pillar are in front of the store.]]
Caption: Today
Terminator: So Ryan, we meet again.

Ryan: You can't catch me!

[[The Terminator's arm grabs Ryan by the hood of his sweatshirt.]]
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Ryan: Agh!

[[The Terminator holds Ryan head-down in the trashcan. The can is marked Trash.]]
Terminator: Oh can't I?
Ryan: Mxfl bxhc.

{{dated 11-1-05}}]]> Kitty Litter (1000s of evil housebots) http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/kittylitter/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3062&mpe=1&fromwhich=7&direction=f http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/kittylitter/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3062&mpe=1&fromwhich=7&direction=f Thu, 08 Dec 2005 19:39:56 -0000 <a href="http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/kittylitter/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3062&mpe=1&fromwhich=7&direction=f">Kitty Litter (1000s of evil housebots)</a> whip whip whip ugh. you ok dadda? whip whip whip whip I can't feel my legs. Yeah, but wasn't that fun? whip whip whip whip whip whip I can't feel my legs! the end Kitty Litter (1000s of evil housebots)

whip whip whip ugh.

you ok dadda? whip whip whip whip I can't feel my legs.

Yeah, but wasn't that fun? whip whip whip whip whip whip I can't feel my legs!

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