Outsmrtd - latest additions

Outsmrtd - latest additions http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com The latest transcribed Outsmrtd comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:12:02 -0000 60 Outsmrtd 106 - Everything Must Go http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/3070192659/outsmrtd-106-everything-must-go http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/3070192659/outsmrtd-106-everything-must-go Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:04:17 -0000 <a href="http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/3070192659/outsmrtd-106-everything-must-go">Outsmrtd 106 - Everything Must Go</a> So with the student Visa, I don't need any credit or job history? Because Satan offered a better interest rate, but he required I have a job. Do you both accept souls? Outsmrtd 106 - Everything Must Go

So with the student Visa, I don't need any credit or job history?
Because Satan offered a better interest rate, but he required I have a job.
Do you both accept souls?]]> Outsmrtd 105 - Redacted http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/3036809150/outsmrtd-105-redacted http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/3036809150/outsmrtd-105-redacted Tue, 01 Feb 2011 01:39:44 -0000 <a href="http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/3036809150/outsmrtd-105-redacted">Outsmrtd 105 - Redacted</a> everyone wants to read redacted documents they make one feel like a secret agent. The courier font and Words like terrorist threat and assassination help so even if I have no material everyone will still read this thing [Just don't extradite me to Sweden. I swear she said "Ja"! Outsmrtd 105 - Redacted

everyone wants
to read
redacted
documents
they make
one
feel
like
a
secret agent. The courier
font
and
Words
like terrorist threat and
assassination
help
so
even
if
I
have
no material
everyone will still
read this thing

[Just don't extradite me to Sweden. I swear she said "Ja"!]]> Outsmrtd 101 - Pilot http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2838428828/outsmrtd-101-pilot http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2838428828/outsmrtd-101-pilot Sun, 30 Jan 2011 09:18:03 -0000 <a href="http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2838428828/outsmrtd-101-pilot">Outsmrtd 101 - Pilot</a> Outsmrtd 101 - Pilot They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet you have to start a little lower. \ At his back pocket...? \ If you can't write clear sexual innuendo, don't write anything at all. Outsmrtd 101 - Pilot

Outsmrtd 101 - Pilot

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet you have to start a little lower.
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At his back pocket...?
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If you can't write clear sexual innuendo, don't write anything at all.]]> Outsmrtd 102 - The Arts http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2887367592/outsmrtd-102-the-arts http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2887367592/outsmrtd-102-the-arts Sun, 30 Jan 2011 09:15:45 -0000 <a href="http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2887367592/outsmrtd-102-the-arts">Outsmrtd 102 - The Arts</a> Outsmrtd 102 - The Arts Arts Degree's [Image of toilet paper.] \ [Image of toilet paper.] Maybe don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Outsmrtd 102 - The Arts

Outsmrtd 102 - The Arts

Arts Degree's
[Image of toilet paper.]
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[Image of toilet paper.]
Maybe don't knock it 'til you've tried it.]]> Outsmrtd 103 - Grandiosity http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2968552456/103-grandiosity http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2968552456/103-grandiosity Sun, 30 Jan 2011 09:12:40 -0000 <a href="http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2968552456/103-grandiosity">Outsmrtd 103 - Grandiosity</a> Outsmrtd 103 - Grandiosity To Whom it may concern, Lately there have been too many people using cellphones in the storefront area. Policy dictated that cellphones were only to be used on breaks or by senior staff to contact myself or other managerial staff. However, employees continually abused this privalege and I have received complaints from customers. From now on forth, no cellphones may be used in the storefront and storefront area. Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated. Assistant District Manager \ To The Employee Whom Defaced The Last Company Notice, Your misconduct is highly unprofessional. I will be studying the security footage to find you, and when I do, your employment will be terminated. Until then, all bonuses and benefits are suspended for all employees excluding senior management. Assistant District Manager \ You can think you're smarter than everyone else, but you'll never know until you test the theory. Outsmrtd 103 - Grandiosity

Outsmrtd 103 - Grandiosity

To Whom it may concern,
Lately there have been too many people using cellphones in the storefront area. Policy dictated that cellphones were only to be used on breaks or by senior staff to contact myself or other managerial staff. However, employees continually abused this privalege and I have received complaints from customers. From now on forth, no cellphones may be used in the storefront and storefront area. Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated. Assistant District Manager
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To The Employee Whom Defaced The Last Company Notice,
Your misconduct is highly unprofessional. I will be studying the security footage to find you, and when I do, your employment will be terminated. Until then, all bonuses and benefits are suspended for all employees excluding senior management.
Assistant District Manager
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You can think you're smarter than everyone else, but you'll never know until you test the theory.]]> Outsmrtd 104 - Wholesomeness http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2985700369/outsmrtd-104-wholesomeness http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2985700369/outsmrtd-104-wholesomeness Sat, 29 Jan 2011 02:33:55 -0000 <a href="http://outsmrtd.tumblr.com/post/2985700369/outsmrtd-104-wholesomeness">Outsmrtd 104 - Wholesomeness</a> Outsmrtd 104 - Wholesomeness I understand the desire for "inspirational music". \ You wouldn't want provocative lyrics like "she moves in mysterious ways" interspersed in your religious music. \ "Dear Lord Jesus come down and have your way with us" is much better. Outsmrtd 104 - Wholesomeness

Outsmrtd 104 - Wholesomeness

I understand the desire for "inspirational music". \
You wouldn't want provocative lyrics like "she moves in mysterious ways" interspersed in your religious music. \
"Dear Lord Jesus come down and have your way with us" is much better.]]>