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HOUSD - latest additions http://housd.net The latest transcribed HOUSD comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:31 -0000 60 HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=670 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=670 Mon, 29 May 2006 10:29:37 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=670">HOUSD Archives</a> Frank! Dare I ask why you're pink!? I've decided to try my hand as the Easter bunny! Where's the real Easter bunny!? Oddly enough. A plane engine landed on him! Mr. Easter bunnt! Can I have a chocolate Easter egg please!? I've got something even better! I'll tell you when the world is going to end! Real Smooth! I've certainly put chocolate eggs in perspective for that kid! HOUSD Archives

Frank! Dare I ask why you're pink!?
I've decided to try my hand as the Easter bunny!

Where's the real Easter bunny!?
Oddly enough. A plane engine landed on him!

Mr. Easter bunnt! Can I have a chocolate Easter egg please!?
I've got something even better! I'll tell you when the world is going to end!

Real Smooth!
I've certainly put chocolate eggs in perspective for that kid!]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=992 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=992 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:29 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=992">HOUSD Archives</a> Neil: Its the ghost!And he's juggling our fruit! Stitch: Ok you twisted spectre. Your days of shower room filming and fruit based circus tricks are over! Cubert: Huh!? Stitch: Eat proton pack harbinger of doom! Neil: Stitch! Is that a plastic toy proton pack replica!? Stitch: ...Maybe! HOUSD Archives

Neil: Its the ghost!And he's juggling our fruit!

Stitch: Ok you twisted spectre. Your days of shower room filming and fruit based circus tricks are over!
Cubert: Huh!?

Stitch: Eat proton pack harbinger of doom!

Neil: Stitch! Is that a plastic toy proton pack replica!?
Stitch: ...Maybe!]]> #0985 - Evil Behid the Sofa http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=985 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=985 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:27 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=985">#0985 - Evil Behid the Sofa</a> [[Niel is holding the EvilOMeter. The EoM is shaking.]] Niel: Woah! The EvilOMeter is going crazy... There must be something seriously evil behind the sofa! [[Rupert Murdoch is sitting behind the sofa, clutching a cushion]] Niel (assumed): What the hell!? Rupert Murdoch! Stitch: Hey Murdoch I said you couldn't come back to the evil poker party... you made satan cry last time! Murdoch: Fine then! I'll make my own poker party, and when it reaches the height of its success I'll cancel it just to annoy everyone! #0985 - Evil Behid the Sofa

[[Niel is holding the EvilOMeter. The EoM is shaking.]]
Niel: Woah! The EvilOMeter is going crazy... There must be something seriously evil behind the sofa!

[[Rupert Murdoch is sitting behind the sofa, clutching a cushion]]
Niel (assumed): What the hell!? Rupert Murdoch!

Stitch: Hey Murdoch I said you couldn't come back to the evil poker party... you made satan cry last time!

Murdoch: Fine then! I'll make my own poker party, and when it reaches the height of its success I'll cancel it just to annoy everyone!]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=933 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=933 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:25 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=933">HOUSD Archives</a> [[Goth maggie walks past, Craig watches while hiding behind the sofa]] [[Craig and Jess talk]] Craig: ... Is there any particular reason your sister is looking like Satan's barbie doll!? [[Craig and Jess talk]] Jess: Listen I'm not saying I enjoy the idea of her dressed as the bride of Frankenstein, but it's her life! Craig: You've gotten involved in everything she's ever done! [[Craig and Jess talk, dressed up in ninja/burgler costumes, Jess holding a heart shaped crowbar]] Craig: ... I can't believe you have a relationship sabotage kit! Jess: Come on! You know you love the broken heart shaped crowbar! HOUSD Archives

[[Goth maggie walks past, Craig watches while hiding behind the sofa]]

[[Craig and Jess talk]]
Craig: ... Is there any particular reason your sister is looking like Satan's barbie doll!?

[[Craig and Jess talk]]
Jess: Listen I'm not saying I enjoy the idea of her dressed as the bride of Frankenstein, but it's her life!
Craig: You've gotten involved in everything she's ever done!

[[Craig and Jess talk, dressed up in ninja/burgler costumes, Jess holding a heart shaped crowbar]]
Craig: ... I can't believe you have a relationship sabotage kit!
Jess: Come on! You know you love the broken heart shaped crowbar!]]> I'm With You! http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=51 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=51 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:23 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=51">I'm With You!</a> What do you wanna do today? Avril: Dude! Lets crash the mall! Avril: Why'd you have to make things so complicated Great idea Avril! Avril: I'M WITH YOU! Pleeaase stop singing! I'm With You!

What do you wanna do today?

Avril: Dude! Lets crash the mall!

Avril: Why'd you have to make things so complicated

Great idea Avril!

Avril: I'M WITH YOU!

Pleeaase stop singing!]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=341 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=341 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:22 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=341">HOUSD Archives</a> Craig: So Jess has this theory that you're using me. How stupid is that? Craig: She's crazy thinking that... right? Rachel: Listen Craig, you're a really nice guy, but... Craig: Oh God, no! Not this again. There has to be a but! Eulogist: Here lies Craig. To all he met a really nice guy... but HOUSD Archives

Craig: So Jess has this theory that you're using me. How stupid is that?

Craig: She's crazy thinking that... right?

Rachel: Listen Craig, you're a really nice guy, but...
Craig: Oh God, no! Not this again. There has to be a but!

Eulogist: Here lies Craig. To all he met a really nice guy... but]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=322 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=322 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:20 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=322">HOUSD Archives</a> Craig: Well it's good to have you back, safe, well and not hallucinating! Neil: I've been in a dark place these few days... a place full of vibrant colours and talking creatures! Neil: But the thought of you and the rest of the gang was the light at the end of my dark tunnel. That I was finally able to reach! Craig: Ummm, Neil. That's the rhododendron bush you're talking to. I'm here! HOUSD Archives

Craig: Well it's good to have you back, safe, well and not hallucinating!

Neil: I've been in a dark place these few days... a place full of vibrant colours and talking creatures!

Neil: But the thought of you and the rest of the gang was the light at the end of my dark tunnel. That I was finally able to reach!

Craig: Ummm, Neil. That's the rhododendron bush you're talking to. I'm here!]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=310 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=310 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:19 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=310">HOUSD Archives</a> [[A very strange hallucination, involving George W. Bush, PacMan, Che Guevara, vodka and other things.]] Neil: I can taste the colours! HOUSD Archives

[[A very strange hallucination, involving George W. Bush, PacMan, Che Guevara, vodka and other things.]]

Neil: I can taste the colours!]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=30 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=30 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:17 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=30">HOUSD Archives</a> Craig: Damn community service. C'mon Craig lets get this over with <<ding! dong!>> Old Lady: Ohh hello dear. You must be selling for the girl guides! Craig: Actually, I'm here for community service Old Lady: Oh my, the girl guides has certainly gone downhill since my day HOUSD Archives

Craig: Damn community service. C'mon Craig lets get this over with
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Old Lady: Ohh hello dear. You must be selling for the girl guides!

Craig: Actually, I'm here for community service
Old Lady: Oh my, the girl guides has certainly gone downhill since my day]]> HOUSD Archives http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=243 http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=243 Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:16 -0000 <a href="http://housd.net/archive_page.php?comicID=243">HOUSD Archives</a> Jess: Aww, thank you wayne! Wayne: Wow Jess you look stunning! Jess: Oh wayne! Please! Wayne: Wow, I remember when we went to school together! Jess: You actually remember little ol' me!? Wayne: Who could forget you! Wayne: You were the biggest loser there! Except those two geek boys Craig and Neil! C'mon let's get some food! HOUSD Archives

Jess: Aww, thank you wayne!
Wayne: Wow Jess you look stunning!

Jess: Oh wayne! Please!

Wayne: Wow, I remember when we went to school together!
Jess: You actually remember little ol' me!?
Wayne: Who could forget you!

Wayne: You were the biggest loser there! Except those two geek boys Craig and Neil! C'mon let's get some food!]]>