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Today Nothing Happened - latest additions http://shazzbaa.com The latest transcribed Today Nothing Happened comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:42:02 -0000 60 Is it Can Be Hugs Tiem http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=400 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=400 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:16:38 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=400">Is it Can Be Hugs Tiem</a> [The Next Day...] Shazzbaa: So you're heading out? Rachel: Yeah. Rachel: I wanna get home before midnight. [hug] Shazzbaa: Ahhhh thank you for coming! Shazzbaa: I had so much fun! Rachel: Me too. Shazzbaa: Hey... do you wanna take a quick walk? Shazzbaa: The road here loops around, so we could chat a bit and come back. Rachel: Sure. [bla bla bla bla bla bla] [bla-] Shazzbaa: ... Shazzbaa: ...Do you want to go around again? Rachel: No, I should go on. Shazzbaa: Okay, I GUESS [...] [hug] Rachel: ...someone should time us. Shazzbaa: ... Shazzbaa: hugging?! Shazzbaa: What, like - Shazzbaa: tik tik tik NEW RECORD! Shazzbaa: World's longest hug! Rachel: I DUNNO MAN Rachel: That might be hard! I think the longest kiss was like... Rachel: 36 hours? so... Shazzbaa: GAH. Shazzbaa: wouldn't... wouldn't you get REALLY thirsty...? Shazzbaa: How does that even work? Like what constitutes... Rachel: um Shazzbaa: ... Shazzbaa: You have to go. Rachel: I do. Shazzbaa: Okay... Shazzbaa: FOR REALS THIS TIME Is it Can Be Hugs Tiem

[The Next Day...]
Shazzbaa: So you're heading out?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I wanna get home before midnight.

[hug]
Shazzbaa: Ahhhh thank you for coming!
Shazzbaa: I had so much fun!
Rachel: Me too.

Shazzbaa: Hey... do you wanna take a quick walk?
Shazzbaa: The road here loops around, so we could chat a bit and come back.
Rachel: Sure.

[bla bla bla bla bla bla]

[bla-]
Shazzbaa: ...
Shazzbaa: ...Do you want to go around again?

Rachel: No, I should go on.
Shazzbaa: Okay, I GUESS

[...]
[hug]

Rachel: ...someone should time us.
Shazzbaa: ...
Shazzbaa: hugging?!
Shazzbaa: What, like -

Shazzbaa: tik tik tik NEW RECORD!
Shazzbaa: World's longest hug!
Rachel: I DUNNO MAN

Rachel: That might be hard! I think the longest kiss was like...
Rachel: 36 hours? so...
Shazzbaa: GAH.
Shazzbaa: wouldn't... wouldn't you get REALLY thirsty...?

Shazzbaa: How does that even work? Like what constitutes...
Rachel: um
Shazzbaa: ...
Shazzbaa: You have to go.
Rachel: I do.

Shazzbaa: Okay...
Shazzbaa: FOR REALS THIS TIME]]> Is It Contagious? http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=11 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=11 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:11:58 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=11">Is It Contagious?</a> [Friday is D&D day...] [HACK HACK gack hgk] [SNNK] [sniff] [...even when everyone's sick.] Thomas: Hey guys. Shazzbaa: What? You too? Shazzbaa: What did you catch? Thomas: Black Death. Shazzbaa: Um. Oh my. Josh: Hello! Zim: Hey. Zim: Allergies suck. Josh: Oh, I'm sorry! Shazzbaa: Wow, you guys. We're sad. [Bronchitis] [Cold] [Black Death?] [Allergies] Josh: My immune system is awesome! Shazzbaa: Shut up, you. Ya-chan: Hello, everyone! Off-panel: OMIGOSH! Ya-chan: It was NOT cancer! [I'm not making this up.] Ya-chan: But... it is extremely painful, and I can't see a thing. Shazzbaa: Do you need some help? Ya-chan: I'm good! Ya-chan: By the way... Ya-chan: Is this Sprite? Shazzbaa: Um. Shazzbaa: No. Ya-chan: Darn. Shazzbaa: Not even remotely. Is It Contagious?

[Friday is D&D day...]
[HACK HACK gack hgk]
[SNNK]
[sniff]
[...even when everyone's sick.]

Thomas: Hey guys.
Shazzbaa: What? You too?

Shazzbaa: What did you catch?
Thomas: Black Death.
Shazzbaa: Um. Oh my.

Josh: Hello!
Zim: Hey.
Zim: Allergies suck.
Josh: Oh, I'm sorry!

Shazzbaa: Wow, you guys. We're sad.
[Bronchitis]
[Cold]
[Black Death?]
[Allergies]
Josh: My immune system is awesome!
Shazzbaa: Shut up, you.

Ya-chan: Hello, everyone!
Off-panel: OMIGOSH!
Ya-chan: It was NOT cancer!
[I'm not making this up.]

Ya-chan: But... it is extremely painful, and I can't see a thing.
Shazzbaa: Do you need some help?
Ya-chan: I'm good!
Ya-chan: By the way...

Ya-chan: Is this Sprite?

Shazzbaa: Um.
Shazzbaa: No.
Ya-chan: Darn.
Shazzbaa: Not even remotely.]]> A Class War http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=9 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=9 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:04:12 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=9">A Class War</a> [Getting Published] [Guest Speaker LOUISE BORDEN Children's Book Author Rm 101] Shazzbaa: Hey Mark! Prof. Mark Kneece: Oh, hello Shazzbaa. [Prof. Mark Kneece] Shazzbaa: What are you doing here? Shazzbaa: I'm with SweetWater's class. Prof. Mark Kneece: Ah. Prof. Mark Kneece: Well, my class is probably here for the same reason yours is... Prof. Mark Kneece: Though it seems my class is... Prof. Mark Kneece: ...cowering in the corner. [my class was taking all the seats] Prof. Mark Kneece: What are you doing?! Prof. Mark Kneece: Go... go forth and CONQUER them! Prof. SweetWater: Looks like they're scared of our force! Prof. Mark Kneece: No. Prof. Mark Kneece: Your class is scattered. Mine is strong and... unified. Prof. Mark Kneece: And your class and my class will have... Prof. Mark Kneece: A THROWDOWN! Prof. SweetWater: Oh yeah? BRING IT! A Class War

[Getting Published]
[Guest Speaker LOUISE BORDEN Children's Book Author Rm 101]

Shazzbaa: Hey Mark!
Prof. Mark Kneece: Oh, hello Shazzbaa.
[Prof. Mark Kneece]
Shazzbaa: What are you doing here?

Shazzbaa: I'm with SweetWater's class.
Prof. Mark Kneece: Ah.
Prof. Mark Kneece: Well, my class is probably here for the same reason yours is...

Prof. Mark Kneece: Though it seems my class is...
Prof. Mark Kneece: ...cowering in the corner.
[my class was taking all the seats]

Prof. Mark Kneece: What are you doing?!
Prof. Mark Kneece: Go... go forth and CONQUER them!

Prof. SweetWater: Looks like they're scared of our force!
Prof. Mark Kneece: No.
Prof. Mark Kneece: Your class is scattered. Mine is strong and... unified.

Prof. Mark Kneece: And your class and my class will have...
Prof. Mark Kneece: A THROWDOWN!
Prof. SweetWater: Oh yeah? BRING IT!]]> April Fool! http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=8 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=8 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:00:20 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=8">April Fool!</a> [Art History Class] Prof. Morford: One last thing of note, which I'm sure you've all seen on the news by now... Shazzbaa: You're not getting sick TOO?! [koff!] Prof. Morford: They found a lost panel of the Mona Lisa! It's really surprising -- Prof. Morford: -- we had always assumed it was an exterior scene... Prof. Morford: ... but it looks like it's actually an interior! Prof. Morford: Anyway, they've released the photos, so that's what I'm going to show you... [click!] [Ta-Da!] [Mona Lisa with Poker Dogs] Prof. Morford: Haha! April Fool! [Facepalm] Shazzbaa: Oy. Student: Aww! Student: I was really interested! Shazzbaa: I gotta give him credit... Shazzbaa: April Fool's prank in ART HISTORY? I didn't see it coming! April Fool!

[Art History Class]
Prof. Morford: One last thing of note, which I'm sure you've all seen on the news by now...
Shazzbaa: You're not getting sick TOO?!
[koff!]

Prof. Morford: They found a lost panel of the Mona Lisa! It's really surprising --
Prof. Morford: -- we had always assumed it was an exterior scene...
Prof. Morford: ... but it looks like it's actually an interior!

Prof. Morford: Anyway, they've released the photos, so that's what I'm going to show you...
[click!]

[Ta-Da!]
[Mona Lisa with Poker Dogs]
Prof. Morford: Haha! April Fool!

[Facepalm]
Shazzbaa: Oy.
Student: Aww!
Student: I was really interested!

Shazzbaa: I gotta give him credit...
Shazzbaa: April Fool's prank in ART HISTORY? I didn't see it coming!]]> Even if it Kills Me http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=7 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=7 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:57:15 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=7">Even if it Kills Me</a> ["Getting Published" Class] Shazzbaa: The packet's not finished... ...I'm sorry... Prof. SweetWater: I'll let you resubmit. Shazzbaa: There's no way I'm giving SweetWater TWO unfinished assignments. [sniff] Shazzbaa: I gotta finish those thumbnails! [After walking home...] Shazzbaa: Uhhh... [FLOP!] Shazzbaa: Zzzzz.... [3 hours later] Brittany: Hey, wake up. It's time for dinner. Shazzbaa: WHAT?! Shazzbaa: CRAP! [That night...] [sniff... sniff...] [12:00] [2:38] KOFF! HACK! KOFF! [At last...Pen & Ink II] Shazzbaa: I finished! Student: I thought that wasn't due 'til Thursday? Student: Shazz? Shazzbaa: ...sob.... Even if it Kills Me

["Getting Published" Class]
Shazzbaa: The packet's not finished... ...I'm sorry...
Prof. SweetWater: I'll let you resubmit.

Shazzbaa: There's no way I'm giving SweetWater TWO unfinished assignments.
[sniff]
Shazzbaa: I gotta finish those thumbnails!

[After walking home...]
Shazzbaa: Uhhh...

[FLOP!]
Shazzbaa: Zzzzz....

[3 hours later]
Brittany: Hey, wake up. It's time for dinner.
Shazzbaa: WHAT?!
Shazzbaa: CRAP!

[That night...]
[sniff... sniff...]
[12:00]

[2:38]
KOFF! HACK! KOFF!

[At last...Pen & Ink II]
Shazzbaa: I finished!
Student: I thought that wasn't due 'til Thursday?

Student: Shazz?
Shazzbaa: ...sob....]]> Sickness Sympathy http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=6 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=6 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:53:52 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=6">Sickness Sympathy</a> Shazzbaa: Wow. Shazzbaa: I feel like crap. [At Brunch...] Shazzbaa: Hey guys! Shannon: Hallo! Shazzbaa: I'm still sick, so don't sit too close to-- [KOFF! Koff! HACK!] Shannon: Oh! Ya-chan: Aww! Ya-chan: You okay? Shazzbaa: Ahh, so it's the cough that gets sympathy! Shazzbaa: Yeah, I'll be okay, thanks. [Back at my dorm] [Phone ringing] Shazzbaa: eh? Shazzbaa: Hello? Shazzbaa: Oh, hi Mommy... well, I am feeling a little - KOFF KOFF - sick... Mom: Oh, poor thing! You ARE sick! Are you okay? [secretly likes being doted over] Sickness Sympathy

Shazzbaa: Wow.
Shazzbaa: I feel like crap.

[At Brunch...]
Shazzbaa: Hey guys!
Shannon: Hallo!
Shazzbaa: I'm still sick, so don't sit too close to--

[KOFF! Koff! HACK!]
Shannon: Oh!
Ya-chan: Aww!
Ya-chan: You okay?

Shazzbaa: Ahh, so it's the cough that gets sympathy!
Shazzbaa: Yeah, I'll be okay, thanks.

[Back at my dorm]
[Phone ringing]
Shazzbaa: eh?

Shazzbaa: Hello?

Shazzbaa: Oh, hi Mommy... well, I am feeling a little - KOFF KOFF - sick...

Mom: Oh, poor thing! You ARE sick! Are you okay?
[secretly likes being doted over]]]> Out for Blood http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=5 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=5 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:50:54 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=5">Out for Blood</a> Shazzbaa: OW! [Doing HW (not TVTROPES)] Shazzbaa: GAH!! that HURT! I -- Shazzbaa: I'm bleeding? [LATER AT DINNER...] Shazzbaa: Sooo... you remember last year, when I cut my thumb on my MacBook and everyone was all... Jennifer: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! IT'S GOT ROUNDED EDGES! Shazzbaa: I'm not sure. Spike: No, I missed that. Shazzbaa: Ahh. Spike: So now, allow me to say... Spike: ...HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! IT'S GOT ROUNDED EDGES! Shazzbaa: Well, anyway, I did it again. Shazzbaa: Except I cut my big toe. Spike: How -- wait. Spike: Your TOE?! Shazzbaa: See, I was jumping over my laptop... Spike: There's only one answer: the MacBook is her natural predator. Seana: And now it's gotten a TASTE FOR BLOOD! Out for Blood

Shazzbaa: OW!
[Doing HW (not TVTROPES)]

Shazzbaa: GAH!! that HURT! I --
Shazzbaa: I'm bleeding?

[LATER AT DINNER...]
Shazzbaa: Sooo... you remember last year, when I cut my thumb on my MacBook and everyone was all...

Jennifer: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! IT'S GOT ROUNDED EDGES!
Shazzbaa: I'm not sure.

Spike: No, I missed that.
Shazzbaa: Ahh.
Spike: So now, allow me to say...

Spike: ...HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! IT'S GOT ROUNDED EDGES!
Shazzbaa: Well, anyway, I did it again.

Shazzbaa: Except I cut my big toe.
Spike: How -- wait.
Spike: Your TOE?!

Shazzbaa: See, I was jumping over my laptop...
Spike: There's only one answer: the MacBook is her natural predator.
Seana: And now it's gotten a TASTE FOR BLOOD!]]> DONE! http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=4 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=4 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:47:42 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=4">DONE!</a> Zim: So as soon as we can turn it into innuendo, we yell "done!" Shazzbaa: ...I...see... Zim: Hey, mind if my friends invade your table? Shazzbaa: Sure, go -- Shazzbaa: --ahead... Brittany: This is a lot of people... Zim: Hey! Get to know your neighbor! Zim: We do this all the time. Shazzbaa: We did too, my freshman year... it was tough squeezing everyone in. Zim: I bet! Zim: Josh always has so many plates! Sloan: DONE! Zim: ...how...? Sloan: WHAT?! Shazzbaa: ...I don't even want to know... DONE!

Zim: So as soon as we can turn it into innuendo, we yell "done!"
Shazzbaa: ...I...see...

Zim: Hey, mind if my friends invade your table?
Shazzbaa: Sure, go --

Shazzbaa: --ahead...

Brittany: This is a lot of people...
Zim: Hey! Get to know your neighbor!
Zim: We do this all the time.

Shazzbaa: We did too, my freshman year... it was tough squeezing everyone in.
Zim: I bet!
Zim: Josh always has so many plates!
Sloan: DONE!

Zim: ...how...?
Sloan: WHAT?!
Shazzbaa: ...I don't even want to know...]]> That's How I Remember it http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=3 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=3 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:45:08 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=3">That's How I Remember it</a> Ya-chan: Now we have to be even crazier so we can get in these comics! Spike: It's an excuse for me to be even more of a smartass than normal! Shazzbaa: That might defeat the purpose... [Back at the dorm...] Shazzbaa: Okay...I'll get tot he journal comic tonight. Shazzbaa: First: thumbnailing! [awful script] Laptop: SHAZZBAA...SHAZZBAA... Shazzbaa: ... Laptop: SHAZZBAA, you should go to TVTROPES.ORG... Shazzbaa: ...I...should...! [5 hrs later...] Shazzbaa: Wha... why am I on the computer? Shazzbaa: What happened...? I wasn't... Shazzbaa: TVTROPES?! Shazzbaa: NOOOOooOOOO! [TVTROPES.ORG: worse than wikipedia.] That's How I Remember it

Ya-chan: Now we have to be even crazier so we can get in these comics!
Spike: It's an excuse for me to be even more of a smartass than normal!
Shazzbaa: That might defeat the purpose...

[Back at the dorm...]
Shazzbaa: Okay...I'll get tot he journal comic tonight.
Shazzbaa: First: thumbnailing!
[awful script]

Laptop: SHAZZBAA...SHAZZBAA...
Shazzbaa: ...

Laptop: SHAZZBAA, you should go to TVTROPES.ORG...
Shazzbaa: ...I...should...!

[5 hrs later...]
Shazzbaa: Wha... why am I on the computer?
Shazzbaa: What happened...? I wasn't...
Shazzbaa: TVTROPES?!

Shazzbaa: NOOOOooOOOO!
[TVTROPES.ORG: worse than wikipedia.]]]> It's Always Those Scripts http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=2 http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=2 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:40:57 -0000 <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=2">It's Always Those Scripts</a> [SweetWater's OTHER class] Prof. SweetWater: I'm Jeremy "Sweetwater" Mullins, and this is my TA, Lionel,... Lionel: I want to be the bad cop! Prof. SweetWater: ...and this is Pencilling & Inking Two: ELITE! Kel: We should get top hats. Shazzbaa: We SHOULD! [It's elite 'cause there's only six of us.] [Reading our first assigned script...] Prof. SweetWater: Shazzbaa, read the next page! Shazzbaa: Sure. Shazzbaa: Oh lord. Script: p30.4 Ruth from behind, shirt open - RUTH: RUBBIN'... -p30.5 Close up on Ruth - RUTH: GETTIN' MYSELF ALL STICKY AN' DAMP FOR YOU, WES CUTTER... [FLASHBACK!] [Screenplay writing class - 1 year ago] Green Lantern Guy: "Oh, oh yes. Let's f*** right now." Shazzbaa: "I would yearn to bathe you with my tongue and immerse your body with gentle love poundings." [I'm not making this up!] Shazzbaa: Why do I always get these scripts? [LATER...] Shazzbaa: You see what I got to read? Brittany: This is HORRIBLE! Shazzbaa: Yeah Shazzbaa: I get to draw it, too. It's Always Those Scripts

[SweetWater's OTHER class]
Prof. SweetWater: I'm Jeremy "Sweetwater" Mullins, and this is my TA, Lionel,...
Lionel: I want to be the bad cop!

Prof. SweetWater: ...and this is Pencilling & Inking Two: ELITE!
Kel: We should get top hats.
Shazzbaa: We SHOULD!
[It's elite 'cause there's only six of us.]

[Reading our first assigned script...]
Prof. SweetWater: Shazzbaa, read the next page!
Shazzbaa: Sure.

Shazzbaa: Oh lord.

Script: p30.4 Ruth from behind, shirt open - RUTH: RUBBIN'... -p30.5 Close up on Ruth - RUTH: GETTIN' MYSELF ALL STICKY AN' DAMP FOR YOU, WES CUTTER...

[FLASHBACK!]
[Screenplay writing class - 1 year ago]
Green Lantern Guy: "Oh, oh yes. Let's f*** right now."
Shazzbaa: "I would yearn to bathe you with my tongue and immerse your body with gentle love poundings."
[I'm not making this up!]

Shazzbaa: Why do I always get these scripts?

[LATER...]
Shazzbaa: You see what I got to read?
Brittany: This is HORRIBLE!
Shazzbaa: Yeah
Shazzbaa: I get to draw it, too.]]>