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Zarla - latest additions http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/ The latest transcribed Zarla comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 11 Jun 2011 05:12:07 -0000 60 Zarla - Wednesday, May 11, 2011 http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110511.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110511.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:49:50 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110511.html">Zarla - Wednesday, May 11, 2011</a> Zarla: I feel like a toasted marshmellow today. Zarla: a range is alright right I mean fire is fire [[Zarla toasts a marshmellow on the range.]] Zarla: I'll just use this metal fork Zarla: There we go, add to a piece of chocolate and perfect Zarla: oh hey the fork has some marshmellow left on it [[Zarla sticks the fork (that was just toasting the marshmellow) in her mouth.]] <<glom>> <<ssssssss>> Zarla - Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Zarla: I feel like a toasted marshmellow today.

Zarla: a range is alright right I mean fire is fire

[[Zarla toasts a marshmellow on the range.]]
Zarla: I'll just use this metal fork

Zarla: There we go, add to a piece of chocolate and perfect

Zarla: oh hey the fork has some marshmellow left on it

[[Zarla sticks the fork (that was just toasting the marshmellow) in her mouth.]]
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[[Zarla is holding some book.]]
Zarla (thought bubble): Okay gotta do this reading fer class let's get to it

Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]]

Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text, but stick figures of Charger, Smoker, Hunter, and Jockey appear in front of it]]

Zarla (thought bubble): No no no can't think of lady zombies/survivors gotta focus come on

Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]]

Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text with the Pok?mon logo in front of it]]

Zarla (thought bubble): NO focus cmon

Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]]

Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]] Is my Keenspace site still broken?

[[Zarla is on her computer now.]]

Zarla (thought bubble): Darn it, it is, but why? What did I do? There has to be something on this somewhere.

Narrator: AN HOUR LATER
Zarla (thought bubble): Ha, fixed it! Finally! Took me long enough but at least it's done.

[[Zarla looks at her watch.]]
Zarla (thought bubble): ...god #$#@ it.

[[Zarla is holding that book again, studying intensely.]]
Zarla (thought bubble): [[some book text]]

Alix: hey i'm home, wanna play Pokemon?

[[That book lay on the table; Zarla's chair is empty.]]]]> Zarla - Wednesday, January 19, 2011 - IT KEEPS HAPPENING http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110119.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110119.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:49:20 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110119.html">Zarla - Wednesday, January 19, 2011 - IT KEEPS HAPPENING</a> Zarla (thought bubble): I should open flash and ink something, or start one of those flash videos Zarla: [[empty thought bubble]] Zarla (thought bubble): Okay well I can do that later I guess, I can work on some fics instead, got a lot of those piled up Zarla: [[empty thought bubble]] Zarla: Okay maybe later, maybe I'll go draw in bed instead [[Zarla's now in bed with some blankets.]] Zarla (thought bubble): Okay I got a whole page of comic ideas to draw, let's see... for this one, the dialogue will go... wait, first they'll be posed like... how should I pose this? Zarla: [[empty thought bubble]] Zarla (thought bubble): hmmmm this blanket's warm [[Zarla falls asleep.]] Zarla: zzzzzzz Zarla - Wednesday, January 19, 2011 - IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Zarla (thought bubble): I should open flash and ink something, or start one of those flash videos

Zarla: [[empty thought bubble]]

Zarla (thought bubble): Okay well I can do that later I guess, I can work on some fics instead, got a lot of those piled up

Zarla: [[empty thought bubble]]

Zarla: Okay maybe later, maybe I'll go draw in bed instead

[[Zarla's now in bed with some blankets.]]
Zarla (thought bubble): Okay I got a whole page of comic ideas to draw, let's see... for this one, the dialogue will go... wait, first they'll be posed like... how should I pose this?

Zarla: [[empty thought bubble]]

Zarla (thought bubble): hmmmm this blanket's warm

[[Zarla falls asleep.]]
Zarla: zzzzzzz]]> Zarla - Monday, January 17, 2011 - It does strike the tallest point http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110117.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110117.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:49:07 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110117.html">Zarla - Monday, January 17, 2011 - It does strike the tallest point</a> [[It's raining. Infected Hunter and Smoker have climbed up on top of the roof of some building.]] [[Lightning strikes Infected Smoker.]] <<KRRAK>> [[Infected Smoker falls down, looking charred.]] Infected Hunter: Rarr? Zarla - Monday, January 17, 2011 - It does strike the tallest point

[[It's raining. Infected Hunter and Smoker have climbed up on top of the roof of some building.]]

[[Lightning strikes Infected Smoker.]]
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[[Infected Smoker falls down, looking charred.]]
Infected Hunter: Rarr?]]> Zarla - Friday, January 14, 2011 - Her memory http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110114.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110114.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:49:00 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110114.html">Zarla - Friday, January 14, 2011 - Her memory</a> [[Infected Smoker is in Smoker's old office.]] Survivor: Hello? Anyone alive out there? Infected Smoker: urrrarrrgh ghk kf hkk hagk agkf Survivor: Hello? Infected Smoker: akgafph hagk hrrrRRrghhhrrr <<WHACK>> [[Infected Smoker sees the picture frame containing pictures of her and Hunter before the infection.]] Infected Smoker: blfh [[Infected Smoker picks it up and looks at it more closely.]] Infected Smoker: mmmf? Infected Smoker: ... Survivor: If there's anyone out there, pease respond! Infected Smoker: ghplth gkk? gf gf hk haarrrghhkkff hkf? Infected Hunter: rrRRRRRrrr Zarla - Friday, January 14, 2011 - Her memory

[[Infected Smoker is in Smoker's old office.]]
Survivor: Hello? Anyone alive out there?
Infected Smoker: urrrarrrgh ghk kf hkk hagk agkf

Survivor: Hello?
Infected Smoker: akgafph hagk hrrrRRrghhhrrr
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[[Infected Smoker sees the picture frame containing pictures of her and Hunter before the infection.]]
Infected Smoker: blfh

[[Infected Smoker picks it up and looks at it more closely.]]
Infected Smoker: mmmf?

Infected Smoker: ...

Survivor: If there's anyone out there, pease respond!
Infected Smoker: ghplth gkk? gf gf hk haarrrghhkkff hkf?
Infected Hunter: rrRRRRRrrr]]> Zarla - Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - Her secret http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110112.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110112.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:48:32 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110112.html">Zarla - Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - Her secret</a> [[Smoker is on her computer at work, looking annoyed. It must be very late, as the office is rather dark.]] <<tk tk tk>> [[Smoker picks up an overturned picture frame on her desk and looks at it.]] [[In it, there are several pictures of Hunter and Smoker making goofy faces and poses with a "Friends Forever" border around each one.]] [[Smoker smiles, and puts the frame back down on her desk, face down.]] [[Smoker resumes typing on her computer.]] <<tktktktktktktktktktktk tktktktktktktktktktktktk>> Zarla - Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - Her secret

[[Smoker is on her computer at work, looking annoyed. It must be very late, as the office is rather dark.]]
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[[Smoker picks up an overturned picture frame on her desk and looks at it.]]

[[In it, there are several pictures of Hunter and Smoker making goofy faces and poses with a "Friends Forever" border around each one.]]

[[Smoker smiles, and puts the frame back down on her desk, face down.]]

[[Smoker resumes typing on her computer.]]
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Hunter: Here, listen to this.

[[Smoker puts on Hunter's earbuds.]]
Stephen Lynch: She's a tall glass o' water / She's a sip o' lemonade / She's a cup of hot Darjeeling tea / She's a cold Tang in the shade

Smoker: You're not funny.
Hunter: I beg to differ.]]> Zarla - Friday, January 7, 2011 - Very well acquainted too http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110107.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110107.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:48:12 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110107.html">Zarla - Friday, January 7, 2011 - Very well acquainted too</a> Hunter: Check out this ringtone, it's that major general song, what's it called. Smoker: i am the very model of a modern major general Hunter: You know this song. Smoker: it's from the pirates of penzance. Hunter: ..._how_ well do you know this song? [[Smoker takes a drag of her cigarette.]] Smoker (singing): I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the Kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical Smoker (singing): I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot of news, Smoker (singing): With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. Hunter: Oh my god. Hunter: That's the nerdiest thing I've ever seen you do. Smoker: Yeah well I try not to make a habit of it. Zarla - Friday, January 7, 2011 - Very well acquainted too

Hunter: Check out this ringtone, it's that major general song, what's it called.
Smoker: i am the very model of a modern major general

Hunter: You know this song.
Smoker: it's from the pirates of penzance.
Hunter: ..._how_ well do you know this song?

[[Smoker takes a drag of her cigarette.]]

Smoker (singing): I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the Kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

Smoker (singing): I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot of news,
Smoker (singing): With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Hunter: Oh my god.

Hunter: That's the nerdiest thing I've ever seen you do.
Smoker: Yeah well I try not to make a habit of it.]]> Zarla - Wednesday, January 5, 2011 - We are wolves of the sea http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110105.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110105.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:42:03 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110105.html">Zarla - Wednesday, January 5, 2011 - We are wolves of the sea</a> [[Hunter and Smoker are in a car. Smoker is driving.]] Hunter: Remember, if you smoke in the car I get to choose the music, those are the rules. Smoker: Wasn't there an exception to that along the lines of it's my god@#$% car and I can kick you to the curb if I feel like it? Hunter: I made sure to put some really horrible stuff on this one just for you. You won't believe how annoying these are. Smoker: Ugh, spare me. Pirates of the Sea: WITH A HI HI HO AND A HI HI HEY, WE'RE BOUND TO BE CLOSE TO THE SEA! OUR CAPTAIN WILL STAND ON THE BRIDGE AND SING, PIRATES ARE ALL WE CAN BE! Hunter: Can you believe it? How can a song this annoying and stupid even exist? It's like it was specially designed to drive people crazy! It's so awful! Smoker: Good grief. Hunter: With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey, we're hoisting the flag to be free! We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go! We are wolves of the seaa~ Smoker: Wait a minute, you actually like this song, don't you? Hunter: NO Smoker: You do, you like this song totally unironically. Hunter: I DO NOT Zarla - Wednesday, January 5, 2011 - We are wolves of the sea

[[Hunter and Smoker are in a car. Smoker is driving.]]
Hunter: Remember, if you smoke in the car I get to choose the music, those are the rules.
Smoker: Wasn't there an exception to that along the lines of it's my god@#$% car and I can kick you to the curb if I feel like it?

Hunter: I made sure to put some really horrible stuff on this one just for you. You won't believe how annoying these are.
Smoker: Ugh, spare me.

Pirates of the Sea: WITH A HI HI HO AND A HI HI HEY, WE'RE BOUND TO BE CLOSE TO THE SEA! OUR CAPTAIN WILL STAND ON THE BRIDGE AND SING, PIRATES ARE ALL WE CAN BE!
Hunter: Can you believe it? How can a song this annoying and stupid even exist? It's like it was specially designed to drive people crazy! It's so awful!
Smoker: Good grief.

Hunter: With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey, we're hoisting the flag to be free! We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go! We are wolves of the seaa~

Smoker: Wait a minute, you actually like this song, don't you?
Hunter: NO
Smoker: You do, you like this song totally unironically.
Hunter: I DO NOT]]> Zarla - Monday, January 3, 2011 - Totally a coincidence http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110103.html http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110103.html Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:41:00 -0000 <a href="http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110103.html">Zarla - Monday, January 3, 2011 - Totally a coincidence</a> [[Smoker is cooking something in a pan. A salt shaker appears in her thought bubble.]] [[Hunter, sneaking around, suddenly pops up by Smoker, who is rather startled.]] Hunter: What's for dinner! Smoker: Jeezum crow! Smoker: God #$%@it where the @#$% did you come from, you almost gave me a heart attack Hunter: "Jeezum crow", what are you, like 80? Who even says that anymore? So what are we having? Smoker: I'm making some fish for _me_. What makes you think I'm going to feed you anyway? Hunter: I'm here, aren't I? You going eat alone like a big weirdo or something? Come on. Smoker: Won't be as big a weirdo as you in your parking getup. Hunter: Parkour! Smoker: Whatever. Hunter: It lowers air resistance. Smoker: Raises your dork quotient. Hunter: I'm not a dork! Smoker: No, you're more like a stray cat that won't leave me alone. Why don't you find your own food? Hunter: Are you kidding? You put so much butter and stuff in these cause all those cigs broke your tongue, nothing else tastes like this. Is this salmon? Smoker: It's _my_ salmon, _for_ me and my broken tongue. So scat. Hunter: Then why did you make two fillets, huh? Huh? [[Smoker grumbles and Hunter smiles.]] [[Hunter is eating her fillet with her hands. Smoker is eating hers with a fork.]] Smoker: At least use a fork, what are you, an animal? Hunter: <<om nom>> you haven't lived until you've had food this way, it's awesome. Zarla - Monday, January 3, 2011 - Totally a coincidence

[[Smoker is cooking something in a pan. A salt shaker appears in her thought bubble.]]

[[Hunter, sneaking around, suddenly pops up by Smoker, who is rather startled.]]
Hunter: What's for dinner!
Smoker: Jeezum crow!

Smoker: God #$%@it where the @#$% did you come from, you almost gave me a heart attack
Hunter: "Jeezum crow", what are you, like 80? Who even says that anymore? So what are we having?

Smoker: I'm making some fish for _me_. What makes you think I'm going to feed you anyway?
Hunter: I'm here, aren't I? You going eat alone like a big weirdo or something? Come on.

Smoker: Won't be as big a weirdo as you in your parking getup.
Hunter: Parkour!
Smoker: Whatever.
Hunter: It lowers air resistance.
Smoker: Raises your dork quotient.
Hunter: I'm not a dork!

Smoker: No, you're more like a stray cat that won't leave me alone. Why don't you find your own food?
Hunter: Are you kidding? You put so much butter and stuff in these cause all those cigs broke your tongue, nothing else tastes like this. Is this salmon?

Smoker: It's _my_ salmon, _for_ me and my broken tongue. So scat.
Hunter: Then why did you make two fillets, huh? Huh?

[[Smoker grumbles and Hunter smiles.]]

[[Hunter is eating her fillet with her hands. Smoker is eating hers with a fork.]]
Smoker: At least use a fork, what are you, an animal?
Hunter: <> you haven't lived until you've had food this way, it's awesome.]]>