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Mortal Half - latest additions http://mortalhalf.com The latest transcribed Mortal Half comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 12 May 2012 03:12:02 -0000 60 Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 4 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=258 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=258 Tue, 08 May 2012 03:31:22 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=258">Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 4</a> Nigel: Princess Eleanor is your daughter, your majesty. She turns eleven this year. King Rael: My... daughter? King Rael: But... King Rael: I have none. Irul Vaka: .... Nigel: As you say, Sire. *clink!* Princess: I... have finished dining. Princess: May I please be excused? Nigel: What you may do is spend the afternoon reflecting on the consequences of your little escapade, such as Lord Calhen's head on a platter, had you not been found. Irul Vake: I should take my leave of you as well. Thank you for the hospitality, your majesty, Lord Nigel. Nigel: Of course. Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 4

Nigel: Princess Eleanor is your daughter, your majesty.
She turns eleven this year.

King Rael: My... daughter?

King Rael: But...
King Rael: I have none.

Irul Vaka: ....
Nigel: As you say, Sire.
*clink!*

Princess: I... have finished dining.
Princess: May I please be excused?

Nigel: What you may do is spend the afternoon reflecting on the consequences of your little escapade,
such as Lord Calhen's head on a platter, had you not been found.

Irul Vake: I should take my leave of you as well.
Thank you for the hospitality, your majesty, Lord Nigel.
Nigel: Of course.]]> Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 3 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=257 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=257 Mon, 07 May 2012 07:44:06 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=257">Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 3</a> Princess: Forgive me Ambassador Vaka, I shouldn't have grown so pre-occupied with my thoughts. I hope the food is to your liking. Irul Vaka: Lunch has been excellent so far, your highness, thank you. Princess: The brisket is rather good, isn't it father? Chef Saskhe's really outdone herself this time! King Rael: ....... King Rael: ... who... are you? Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 3

Princess: Forgive me Ambassador Vaka, I shouldn't have grown so pre-occupied with my thoughts.
I hope the food is to your liking.
Irul Vaka: Lunch has been excellent so far, your highness, thank you.

Princess: The brisket is rather good, isn't it father?
Chef Saskhe's really outdone herself this time!

King Rael: .......
King Rael: ... who... are you?]]> Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 2 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=256 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=256 Mon, 07 May 2012 07:44:05 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=256">Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 2</a> *clink!* Nigel: Your highness, Nigel: You may be the princess of the empire, but the ambassador is still our guest. Do not belittle his presence by remaining silent throughout the entire meal, Nigel: It does you, and your father, no credit. Mortal Half Chapter 8, Page 2

*clink!*
Nigel: Your highness,

Nigel: You may be the princess of the empire, but the ambassador is still our guest.
Do not belittle his presence by remaining silent throughout the entire meal,

Nigel: It does you, and your father, no credit.]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 25 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=246 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=246 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:57:11 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=246">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 25</a> Hal: (...Just as I thought, it's much heavier than it looks!!) Hal: ... a fine blade, Hal: how did you come across it? Mirra: I bought it from a traveling merchant who stopped by my village. Hal: And did he mention where he acquired it? Mirra: No. Hal: Interesting. This blade's one of the Elusives', you can tell from its weight. Edan: The Elusive's, as in the Cutthroat Elusives? Hal: The notorious guild of mercenaries who've all but taken over the coastline? Yes, that's who I'm referring to. I heard they were the ones responsible for that giant mishap up at the fort. When did that happen, over a year ago? Anyhow, the story was that they were hired to watch over one of Abel's inmates- a dangerous psychopath on death row. No one knows for sure what happened, but somehow the prisoner got loose and went on a killing rampage. Wiped out the entire cellblock, apparently. Those mercs used to do just about anything for the right price, but ever since that incident their leader's been much more selective about which jobs to take. Mirra: I don't work for them, if that's what you're implying. Hal: Not at all, the Elusives brand all of their members- women get marked on the back of the thigh, and I noticed yours were pretty bare when you walked in-- Patty: Did you now? Hal: ..... Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 25

Hal: (...Just as I thought,
it's much heavier than it looks!!)
Hal: ... a fine blade,
Hal: how did you come across it?

Mirra: I bought it from a traveling merchant who stopped by my village.
Hal: And did he mention where he acquired it?
Mirra: No.
Hal: Interesting.
This blade's one of the Elusives', you can tell from its weight.
Edan: The Elusive's, as in the Cutthroat Elusives?
Hal: The notorious guild of mercenaries who've all but taken over the coastline? Yes, that's who I'm referring to.
I heard they were the ones responsible for that giant mishap up at the fort. When did that happen, over a year ago?
Anyhow, the story was that they were hired to watch over one of Abel's inmates- a dangerous psychopath on death row. No one knows for sure what happened, but somehow the prisoner got loose and went on a killing rampage. Wiped out the entire cellblock, apparently.
Those mercs used to do just about anything for the right price, but ever since that incident their leader's been much more selective about which jobs to take.
Mirra: I don't work for them, if that's what you're implying.
Hal: Not at all, the Elusives brand all of their members- women get marked on the back of the thigh, and I noticed yours were pretty bare when you walked in--
Patty: Did you now?
Hal: .....]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 33 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=254 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=254 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:25:06 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=254">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 33</a> Edan: Thanks, by the way. Edan: For your help with those buttheads, Edan: and for takin' it easy on me- I appreciate you not sticking your sword through the back of my hand... just so you know. Mirra: I figured you were the type who'd start crying instead of talking. *sigh* ((-chapter seven end-)) Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 33

Edan: Thanks, by the way.
Edan: For your help with those buttheads,
Edan: and for takin' it easy on me- I appreciate you not sticking your sword through the back of my hand... just so you know.

Mirra: I figured you were the type who'd start crying instead of talking.
*sigh*

((-chapter seven end-))]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 32 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=253 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=253 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 20:45:25 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=253">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 32</a> Mirra: ! Edan: ...Oi, slow down. Save some for me!! Mirra: om nom nom nom Edan:(All... all gone...) *thirsty* Alexis: ??What's the matter with you? Mirra: They were two for a kahn, and I can only drink one. Edan: (... but you can eat fifteen eggrolls?!!) Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 32

Mirra: !

Edan: ...Oi,
slow down.
Save some for me!!
Mirra: om nom nom nom

Edan:(All...
all gone...)
*thirsty*

Alexis: ??What's the matter with you?

Mirra: They were two for a kahn, and I can only drink one.
Edan: (... but you can eat fifteen eggrolls?!!)]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 30 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=251 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=251 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:51:27 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=251">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 30</a> Edan: Wow... I've been to their place dozens of times, but I've never seen the old girl get so worked up like that. I wonder what she was saying... guess I'll have to ask Patty the next time I-- Edan: ...... Edan: I should've gotten their new address, though they're probably better off not telling me. Alexis: You seem to be fond of them. Edan: Well I have been friends with 'em since I was a kid, so I guess you could say that. Too bad the feeling weren't mutual eh? Alexis: I don't know about that, they both looked as if they felt real guilty for not telling you sooner. About moving away I mean. Edan: I think it was more of them feelin' awkward that I found out, to be honest. Mirra: Would you have wanted to live in Espar? Edan: Hell no. I'd be bored to death livin' out in the sticks. Mirra: Then that's why they didn't ask, they knew it would've been difficult for you to say no to them. Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 30

Edan: Wow... I've been to their place dozens of times, but I've never seen the old girl get so worked up like that.
I wonder what she was saying... guess I'll have to ask Patty the next time I--

Edan: ......

Edan: I should've gotten their new address,
though they're probably better off not telling me.

Alexis: You seem to be fond of them.
Edan: Well I have been friends with 'em since I was a kid, so I guess you could say that.
Too bad the feeling weren't mutual eh?
Alexis: I don't know about that, they both looked as if they felt real guilty for not telling you sooner. About moving away I mean.
Edan: I think it was more of them feelin' awkward that I found out, to be honest.

Mirra: Would you have wanted to live in Espar?
Edan: Hell no. I'd be bored to death livin' out in the sticks.
Mirra: Then that's why they didn't ask,
they knew it would've been difficult for you to say no to them.]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 29 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=250 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=250 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:48:02 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=250">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 29</a> Edan/Hal: ! *plop!* Old woman: A' resh, kyun de varsi, t'lun ha. Ma sakeish, lasi. Ma sakeish. Patty: Mama? What's wrong?! Old woman: .......... Hal: I'm sorry, I think she's feeling a little overwhelmed. Hal: It'd probably be best if you two left for now. Edan: No problem. We were just gettin' ready to go!! Edan: Catch you guys later! Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 29

Edan/Hal: !

*plop!*

Old woman: A' resh, kyun de varsi, t'lun ha.
Ma sakeish, lasi. Ma sakeish.

Patty: Mama? What's wrong?!
Old woman: ..........
Hal: I'm sorry, I think she's feeling a little overwhelmed.
Hal: It'd probably be best if you two left for now.

Edan: No problem.
We were just gettin' ready to go!!
Edan: Catch you guys later!]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 28 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=249 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=249 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 06:09:11 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=249">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 28</a> Patty: Well! It seems the old dear would like to read your fortune Miss. Patty: Would you mind humoring her? We hardly get visitors at all these days, and to be honest it's been a while since she's shown an interest in anything. Patty: My mother was born in one of those gypsy camps scattered round the foot of the mountains. Her mother was was a soothsayer. Patty: We've lived here over fifteen years, and up till today she still refuses to use anything other than the old Lyrian dialect used by her people. Patty: She understands us all quite well though, or at least she used to. Old woman: ...... <<!>> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 28

Patty: Well! It seems the old dear would like to read your fortune Miss.
Patty: Would you mind humoring her? We hardly get visitors at all these days, and to be honest it's been a while since she's shown an interest in anything.

Patty: My mother was born in one of those gypsy camps scattered round the foot of the mountains.
Her mother was was a soothsayer.
Patty: We've lived here over fifteen years, and up till today she still refuses to use anything other than the old Lyrian dialect used by her people.
Patty: She understands us all quite well though, or at least she used to.
Old woman: ......
<>]]> Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 27 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=248 http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=248 Fri, 13 Apr 2012 04:01:39 -0000 <a href="http://mortalhalf.com/comic/?id=248">Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 27</a> Hal: Today the Imperials are a joke. They won't even set foot in the outer circles for fear of what the "locals" might do to 'em. Pack'a sissies. This place is a dump, and its all because those crooks are allowed to run rampant... no offense to you kid. Edan: Heh, none taken. I agree with you. Sort of. Hal: If you ask me, the outcome of that last war has made us all too complacent. I doubt there's even a hundred soldiers left in Axele who wouldn't crap 'emselves if the old shield decided to take a day off-- Edan: Alright, I get the picture! So when are you guys leavin'? Hal: ... actually, we were thinking of headin' out before they start closing off roads for the festival. Edan: So tomorrow afternoon?!! Edan: Gee, thanks for the advance warning! Patty: We're only going as far as Espar! You could come visit us anytime you like! Old woman: T'Lun Sakeish. Old woman: ...... Old woman: Kyru de varsi, na 'tia juresh. Old woman: T'lun Sakeish. Mortal Half Chapter 7, Page 27

Hal: Today the Imperials are a joke. They won't even set foot in the outer circles for fear of what the "locals" might do to 'em. Pack'a sissies.
This place is a dump, and its all because those crooks are allowed to run rampant... no offense to you kid.
Edan: Heh, none taken. I agree with you. Sort of.

Hal: If you ask me, the outcome of that last war has made us all too complacent.
I doubt there's even a hundred soldiers left in Axele who wouldn't crap 'emselves if the old shield decided to take a day off--
Edan: Alright, I get the picture! So when are you guys leavin'?

Hal: ... actually, we were thinking of headin' out before they start closing off roads for the festival.
Edan: So tomorrow afternoon?!!
Edan: Gee, thanks for the advance warning!
Patty: We're only going as far as Espar! You could come visit us anytime you like!

Old woman: T'Lun Sakeish.

Old woman: ......

Old woman: Kyru de varsi, na 'tia juresh.
Old woman: T'lun Sakeish.]]>