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13 Seconds - latest additions http://13seconds.com The latest transcribed 13 Seconds comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 23 Nov 2010 23:42:04 -0000 60 13 Seconds: A WebComic by Peter Venables http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=19940310 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=19940310 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 23:19:50 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=19940310">13 Seconds: A WebComic by Peter Venables</a> W)ALLY: This is terrible! My parents are leaving town and I have to move out! B)ASIL: Consider this an adventure! You're on your own now! It's time to forge ahead in life! W): Basil, you are...Very Ill. 13 Seconds: A WebComic by Peter Venables

W)ALLY: This is terrible! My parents are leaving town and I have to move out!
B)ASIL: Consider this an adventure! You're on your own now! It's time to forge ahead in life!
W): Basil, you are...Very Ill.]]> 13 Seconds: Smells like payback http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051211 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051211 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:46:08 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051211">13 Seconds: Smells like payback</a> Sheila: Here Wally, I've written down the address where Marsha is playing D&D today. Wally: Wow Shiela! How uncharacteristically kind of you to go to the trouble. Wally: I almost feel bad now for-- Sheila: You almost feel bad for WHAT?!? Wally: Oh! Uh, nothing! And now, I must leave with haste that could only be attributed to my desire to contact Marsha as quickly as possible! Sheila: SWEET-MERCIFUL KARL LAGERFELD! Sheila: It smells like a rotting corpse had a fight with seventeen kinds of cheese in here... Sheila: And both sides lost! 13 Seconds: Smells like payback

Sheila: Here Wally, I've written down the address where Marsha is playing D&D today.
Wally: Wow Shiela! How uncharacteristically kind of you to go to the trouble.
Wally: I almost feel bad now for--

Sheila: You almost feel bad for WHAT?!?
Wally: Oh! Uh, nothing! And now, I must leave with haste that could only be attributed to my desire to contact Marsha as quickly as possible!

Sheila: SWEET-MERCIFUL KARL LAGERFELD!
Sheila: It smells like a rotting corpse had a fight with seventeen kinds of cheese in here...
Sheila: And both sides lost!]]> 13 Seconds: He's got that look in his eye. http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051205 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051205 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:46:05 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051205">13 Seconds: He's got that look in his eye.</a> Wally: [[thinking]] Please please please be home Marsha... Wally and Sheila: Oh great. It's YOU. Sheila: Marsha isn't here right now... Sheila: She's gone off to play that Dungeons and Dragons game with someone you know... Sheila: I believe her name is Trina. [[beat]] Sheila: Do you need to use the washroom or something? I-- Wally: God yes! I thought you'd never ask! 13 Seconds: He's got that look in his eye.

Wally: [[thinking]] Please please please be home Marsha...

Wally and Sheila: Oh great. It's YOU.

Sheila: Marsha isn't here right now...

Sheila: She's gone off to play that Dungeons and Dragons game with someone you know...
Sheila: I believe her name is Trina.

[[beat]]

Sheila: Do you need to use the washroom or something? I--
Wally: God yes! I thought you'd never ask!]]> 13 Seconds: Lest you forget what's at stake http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051128 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051128 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:50 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051128">13 Seconds: Lest you forget what's at stake</a> Duncan: So you're off to declare your undying love for Marsha, eh? Wally: *sigh* Wally: Maybe. Duncan: WHAT- MAYBE?!? Duncan: A moment ago you were running out the door for her! Wally: It's just that there are so many UNKNOWNS about this situation... Duncan: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! Duncan: I really hope you DON'T go for it. Duncan: You know very well how much I'd like to lay my hands on Marsha's Duncan: Hot Duncan: Booty. <<SQUEEEL!>> Basil: *SNIFF* Basil: Our little Wally is all grown up now. Duncan: We've talked about good touching and bad touching Basil. 13 Seconds: Lest you forget what's at stake

Duncan: So you're off to declare your undying love for Marsha, eh?
Wally: *sigh*
Wally: Maybe.

Duncan: WHAT- MAYBE?!?
Duncan: A moment ago you were running out the door for her!

Wally: It's just that there are so many UNKNOWNS about this situation...
Duncan: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!

Duncan: I really hope you DON'T go for it.
Duncan: You know very well how much I'd like to lay my hands on Marsha's
Duncan: Hot
Duncan: Booty.

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Basil: *SNIFF*
Basil: Our little Wally is all grown up now.
Duncan: We've talked about good touching and bad touching Basil.]]> 13 Seconds: What others? http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051107 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051107 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:46 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051107">13 Seconds: What others?</a> Basil: Something is wrong with Wally. Duncan: D'ya think? Basil: He told me he was crazy about Marsha... Duncan: But he's too big of a pussy to do anything about it! Basil: That actually makes sense. Duncan: That he's a big pussy? Basil: NO! Basil: He doesn't want to screw it up with Marsha... Basil: Like all the rest. 13 Seconds: What others?

Basil: Something is wrong with Wally.
Duncan: D'ya think?

Basil: He told me he was crazy about Marsha...
Duncan: But he's too big of a pussy to do anything about it!

Basil: That actually makes sense.
Duncan: That he's a big pussy?
Basil: NO!

Basil: He doesn't want to screw it up with Marsha...

Basil: Like all the rest.]]> 13 Seconds: Folie a deux http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051031 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051031 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:27 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051031">13 Seconds: Folie a deux</a> Wally: [[dressed as Doc Ock]] Alright Duncan! It's time to reveal our Halloween Costumes to each other. Wally: The ones we've inexplicably been keeping secret from one another until now! Wally: Well, this is awkward. Duncan: [[dressed as Doc Ock] I know! It's like you haven't even SEEN the movie! 13 Seconds: Folie a deux

Wally: [[dressed as Doc Ock]] Alright Duncan! It's time to reveal our Halloween Costumes to each other.
Wally: The ones we've inexplicably been keeping secret from one another until now!

Wally: Well, this is awkward.
Duncan: [[dressed as Doc Ock] I know! It's like you haven't even SEEN the movie!]]> 13 Seconds: She loves to talk, doesn't she? http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051024 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051024 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:25 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051024">13 Seconds: She loves to talk, doesn't she?</a> Sheila: Honestly Marsha, Sheila: I really don't understand this fixation you have with Wally anyway. . . Sheila: He's lazy and undisciplined. Sheila: As result his career is going nowhere, fast- Sheila: And that paunch around his middle isn't getting any smaller . . . Sheila: He's just a big, fat, waste of your time! [[Marsha towers over Sheila]] Marsha: Because I love the big jamoke! Marsha: OK? Marsha: Are we clear? 13 Seconds: She loves to talk, doesn't she?

Sheila: Honestly Marsha,
Sheila: I really don't understand this fixation you have with Wally anyway. . .

Sheila: He's lazy and undisciplined.

Sheila: As result his career is going nowhere, fast-

Sheila: And that paunch around his middle isn't getting any smaller . . .

Sheila: He's just a big, fat, waste of your time!

[[Marsha towers over Sheila]]
Marsha: Because I love the big jamoke!
Marsha: OK?
Marsha: Are we clear?]]> 13 Seconds: Sheila stirs the... pot http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051017 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051017 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:24 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051017">13 Seconds: Sheila stirs the... pot</a> Sheila: So you saw Wally with another woman. He hasn't exactly been a monk since we broke up. Sheila: And not that I'm keeping score or anything but his batting average is not too good. Sheila: He's the king of the 13 second relationship. Sheila: With any luck, this relationship with Trina will be over as quickly as it began. Sheila: And it will be. Sheila: Although I'd save you the time of figuring it out yourself -- just forget about him. 13 Seconds: Sheila stirs the... pot

Sheila: So you saw Wally with another woman. He hasn't exactly been a monk since we broke up.

Sheila: And not that I'm keeping score or anything but his batting average is not too good.
Sheila: He's the king of the 13 second relationship.

Sheila: With any luck, this relationship with Trina will be over as quickly as it began.
Sheila: And it will be.

Sheila: Although I'd save you the time of figuring it out yourself -- just forget about him.]]> 13 Seconds: How can I compete with that? http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051010 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051010 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:22 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20051010">13 Seconds: How can I compete with that?</a> Sheila: So what did this Trina girl do to you? Sheila: Oh, did she out-geek you on a point of geekery? Marsha: Nah. Marsha: [[narrating]] Actually, she's great. She's a born leader, a brilliant tactician, and one heck of a negotiator. Sheila: That's not what I asked. Clearly this girl has ticked you off in a major way. Sheila: Otherwise you wouldn't have used your powers of nerdery to slag her. Sheila: So what's the deal? Marsha: Well, it's not like I hate her. She's great... more than great, she's perfect. Marsha: The problem is... Marsha: I think Wally thinks so too. 13 Seconds: How can I compete with that?

Sheila: So what did this Trina girl do to you?
Sheila: Oh, did she out-geek you on a point of geekery?
Marsha: Nah.

Marsha: [[narrating]] Actually, she's great. She's a born leader, a brilliant tactician, and one heck of a negotiator.

Sheila: That's not what I asked. Clearly this girl has ticked you off in a major way.
Sheila: Otherwise you wouldn't have used your powers of nerdery to slag her.
Sheila: So what's the deal?

Marsha: Well, it's not like I hate her. She's great... more than great, she's perfect.
Marsha: The problem is...
Marsha: I think Wally thinks so too.]]> 13 Seconds: You have the right to remain silent http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20050912 http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20050912 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:45:20 -0000 <a href="http://13seconds.com/archive.php?date=20050912">13 Seconds: You have the right to remain silent</a> [[Basil bumps into Barret near the water cooler]] Basil: You know, scuttlebutt has it that you're a Mac user... [[beat]] Barret: Nah, I don't think I'm gonna get into a conversation that involves the word "scuttlebutt." 13 Seconds: You have the right to remain silent

[[Basil bumps into Barret near the water cooler]]

Basil: You know, scuttlebutt has it that you're a Mac user...

[[beat]]

Barret: Nah, I don't think I'm gonna get into a conversation that involves the word "scuttlebutt."]]>