Jupiter - latest additions

Jupiter - latest additions http://girlamatic.com/comics/jupiter.php The latest transcribed Jupiter comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:53 -0000 60 girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8698&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8698&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8698&name=jupiter Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:55:52 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8698&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8698&name=jupiter</a> Lupus: Checklist for school: pens, notebooks, folders... Lupus: ... And a messenger pigeon in case you need to contact us! Jupiter: Couldn't I just get a cellphone? Lupus: Kids are so materialistic these days. girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8698&name=jupiter

Lupus: Checklist for school: pens, notebooks, folders...

Lupus: ... And a messenger pigeon in case you need to contact us!

Jupiter: Couldn't I just get a cellphone?
Lupus: Kids are so materialistic these days.]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8697&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8697&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8697&name=jupiter Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:54:54 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8697&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8697&name=jupiter</a> Mama D: My baby is going to her first day of school... <<sniffle>> Going out into the cruel world... <<sob>> My little girl is growing up so fast... Jupiter: You know, most 16-year-olds would find this REALLY weird. Guevo: Don't forget your Transformers lunchbox! Mama D: <<phoot!>> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8697&name=jupiter

Mama D: My baby is going to her first day of school... <> Going out into the cruel world... <> My little girl is growing up so fast...

Jupiter: You know, most 16-year-olds would find this REALLY weird.
Guevo: Don't forget your Transformers lunchbox!
Mama D: <>]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8690&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8690&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8690&name=jupiter Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:43:55 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8690&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8690&name=jupiter</a> Gramps: Just remember, Jupiter: Follow your heart. Go out into the world and be brave! Gramps: As a wise man once said, "You can't start a fire without a spark." Jupiter: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN sang that in a SONG. Gramps: And he's a wise man. Your point being? girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8690&name=jupiter

Gramps: Just remember, Jupiter: Follow your heart. Go out into the world and be brave!

Gramps: As a wise man once said, "You can't start a fire without a spark."

Jupiter: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN sang that in a SONG.
Gramps: And he's a wise man. Your point being?]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12627&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12627&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12627&name=jupiter Sat, 31 Dec 2005 23:57:05 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12627&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12627&name=jupiter</a> Lupus: Right then. Off with you. Chopin: Finding us a victim, aye-aye! Lupus: A *volunteer*. Chopin: Same, same [[Crawling over and through the audience]] Chopin: Mm, no. No. No. Tempting, but no. Myyyyy, I will be back for you later. No. Member of the crowd: [[noting Chopin's custume]] I don't know about you... but suddenly I want to go out and get me some spandex. Chopin: [[Coming upon Eddie]] Bon soir, my little flowerpot. girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12627&name=jupiter

Lupus: Right then. Off with you.
Chopin: Finding us a victim, aye-aye!
Lupus: A *volunteer*.
Chopin: Same, same

[[Crawling over and through the audience]]
Chopin: Mm, no. No. No. Tempting, but no. Myyyyy, I will be back for you later. No.

Member of the crowd: [[noting Chopin's custume]] I don't know about you... but suddenly I want to go out and get me some spandex.

Chopin: [[Coming upon Eddie]] Bon soir, my little flowerpot.]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12613&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12613&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12613&name=jupiter Sat, 31 Dec 2005 23:55:40 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12613&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12613&name=jupiter</a> Lupus: Now, Chopin, would you like to help me choose a volunteer from the audience? Chopin: Mais oui, Lupus! 'Twould be my 'onor! Lupus: Promise not to hurt anybody? Chopin: You wound me! As if I would! Lupus: You would. Chopin: ...I would. Lupus: Which is why we must swear upon our circus's sacred seal. Dad? [[Guervo hands his top hat to Lupus off-panel]] Lupus: [[to Chopin]] Do you solemnly vow not to dismember, disembowel, or decapitate any of our audience members for the remainder of our show? Chopin: May I scar them interminably? Lupus: Only on the inside. Chopin: I do. <<HO HO>> <<HA HA>> Monnier: Relax, it's all part of the show. Penzee: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that after he's taken away your tongue and left scapula. girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12613&name=jupiter

Lupus: Now, Chopin, would you like to help me choose a volunteer from the audience?
Chopin: Mais oui, Lupus! 'Twould be my 'onor!
Lupus: Promise not to hurt anybody?
Chopin: You wound me! As if I would!
Lupus: You would.
Chopin: ...I would.
Lupus: Which is why we must swear upon our circus's sacred seal. Dad?
[[Guervo hands his top hat to Lupus off-panel]]

Lupus: [[to Chopin]] Do you solemnly vow not to dismember, disembowel, or decapitate any of our audience members for the remainder of our show?
Chopin: May I scar them interminably?
Lupus: Only on the inside.
Chopin: I do.

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Monnier: Relax, it's all part of the show.
Penzee: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that after he's taken away your tongue and left scapula.]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12770&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12770&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12770&name=jupiter Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:08:03 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12770&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12770&name=jupiter</a> Louisa: Now let us turn our attention to my darling aunt and cousin, Cirque and Mo, the Flaming Tops! <<CLAP CLAP>> Guevo: [[to Jupiter, Chopin, and Lupus]] I will talk to all of you after the show. Lupus: But - Guevo: After. Now inside! girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12770&name=jupiter

Louisa: Now let us turn our attention to my darling aunt and cousin, Cirque and Mo, the Flaming Tops!
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Guevo: [[to Jupiter, Chopin, and Lupus]] I will talk to all of you after the show.
Lupus: But -
Guevo: After. Now inside!]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12678&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12678&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12678&name=jupiter Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:07:23 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12678&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12678&name=jupiter</a> Jupiter: What? Lupus, no! You *know* I'm just passing you your kit! Lupus: Aw, c'mon, Jup. Share the stage with me this once. [[Chopin arrives with Eddie on his back]] <<WHUMP>> Chopin: Voila! What shall we do first? Eddie: [[from Chopin's back]] Hey, man, if I have to do this, couldja at least get the horse chick instead of ol' tubby over there? [[Chopin dumps Eddie on the floor]] Eddie: AGH! <<THUK>> Lupus: [[to Jupiter]] So, you saying? Jupiter: Ohhhh yeah. girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12678&name=jupiter

Jupiter: What? Lupus, no! You *know* I'm just passing you your kit!
Lupus: Aw, c'mon, Jup. Share the stage with me this once.

[[Chopin arrives with Eddie on his back]]
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Chopin: Voila! What shall we do first?

Eddie: [[from Chopin's back]] Hey, man, if I have to do this, couldja at least get the horse chick instead of ol' tubby over there?

[[Chopin dumps Eddie on the floor]]
Eddie: AGH!
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Lupus: [[to Jupiter]] So, you saying?
Jupiter: Ohhhh yeah.]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12638&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12638&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12638&name=jupiter Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:05:30 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12638&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12638&name=jupiter</a> [[Chopin with Eddie on his back]] Chopin: Come along, cupcake. Eddie: Hey, wait a minute, dude! Don'tcha have to, like, volunteer to *be* a volunteer? Jupiter: [[to Lupus]] Isn't Chopin going on overkill? Lupus: Hmm? Oh no, 'course not. Kid's enjoying it. Jupiter: He's trying to bap Chopin with his shoe. Lupus: Everybody does that. It's a sign of affection. Lupus: [[to the croud]] LOOK EVERYBODY! MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER JUPITER IS HERE TO ASSIST ME! girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12638&name=jupiter

[[Chopin with Eddie on his back]]
Chopin: Come along, cupcake.
Eddie: Hey, wait a minute, dude! Don'tcha have to, like, volunteer to *be* a volunteer?

Jupiter: [[to Lupus]] Isn't Chopin going on overkill?
Lupus: Hmm? Oh no, 'course not. Kid's enjoying it.

Jupiter: He's trying to bap Chopin with his shoe.
Lupus: Everybody does that. It's a sign of affection.
Lupus: [[to the croud]] LOOK EVERYBODY! MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER JUPITER IS HERE TO ASSIST ME!]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12779&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12779&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12779&name=jupiter Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:12:33 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12779&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12779&name=jupiter</a> [[Trent and Jupiter in back of the tent]] Jupiter: [[whispering]] Trent! Hi! You made it! Trent: Well, very late, but I did catch the best part, though. Jupiter: Best part? Trent: Eddie. The quarterback. Been wanting to fling knives at him m'self for a long time! Jupiter: Yeah, well, I think we're in big trouble for that. Trent: You're kidding. I say you deserve a *medal*. girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12779&name=jupiter

[[Trent and Jupiter in back of the tent]]
Jupiter: [[whispering]] Trent! Hi! You made it!
Trent: Well, very late, but I did catch the best part, though.

Jupiter: Best part?
Trent: Eddie. The quarterback. Been wanting to fling knives at him m'self for a long time!

Jupiter: Yeah, well, I think we're in big trouble for that.
Trent: You're kidding. I say you deserve a *medal*.]]> girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12769&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12769&name=jupiter http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12769&name=jupiter Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:11:43 -0000 <a href="http://girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12769&name=jupiter">girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12769&name=jupiter</a> [[Eddie, tied up, in razor hoops. Three knives just miss him and land inside the hoops.]] Guevo: I do not like this. Chopin: [[to the crowd]] And so ends tonight's lessons. [[letting Eddie free]] Eddie: Uhh... Chopin: Good job, young sir! You may return to your seat. Everyone give our volunteer an 'and! <<CLAP CLAP WHOO>> Eddie: You PSYCHOS! CRACKPOTS! I'm gonna run this stupid circus outta town! [[Jupiter, picking up the hoops]] Guevo: I... do not... like this. girlamatic.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12769&name=jupiter

[[Eddie, tied up, in razor hoops. Three knives just miss him and land inside the hoops.]]

Guevo: I do not like this.

Chopin: [[to the crowd]] And so ends tonight's lessons. [[letting Eddie free]]
Eddie: Uhh...
Chopin: Good job, young sir! You may return to your seat. Everyone give our volunteer an 'and!
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Eddie: You PSYCHOS! CRACKPOTS! I'm gonna run this stupid circus outta town!

[[Jupiter, picking up the hoops]]

Guevo: I... do not... like this.]]>