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Sand & Stone - latest additions http://tentative.net/s&s The latest transcribed Sand & Stone comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:53 -0000 60 Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ] http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20030920 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20030920 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:20:56 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20030920">Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]</a> Moon: ... So I told my father what I thought of him ... sort of ... and paid Danika to bring me here, since I didn't know anybody else. Ze Mom: Oh my. Ze Mom: I'd like to help, Moon, truly. But I'm afraid I don't have enough room here. Already it's just enough for me, Seth, Hannah and Train. Moon: I understand. I'll probably start looking for a place -- it's way past time I started facing the real world. I've been hiding in my shell for too long. Moon: So Train does live here? Ze Mom: What, the Black Sabbath shrine in the corner didn't give it away? Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]

Moon: ... So I told my father what I thought of him ... sort of ... and paid Danika to bring me here, since I didn't know anybody else.
Ze Mom: Oh my.

Ze Mom: I'd like to help, Moon, truly. But I'm afraid I don't have enough room here.
Already it's just enough for me, Seth, Hannah and Train.

Moon: I understand. I'll probably start looking for a place -- it's way past time I started facing the real world. I've been hiding in my shell for too long.

Moon: So Train does live here?
Ze Mom: What, the Black Sabbath shrine in the corner didn't give it away?]]> tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031021 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031021 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031021 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:02:19 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031021">tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031021</a> Seth: Wow! Checkee! A LIMO! Char: How did you get this? What did you DO? Vlad: My dear Char... You know what strikes me as funny? Vlad: You can stand there and judge me, and make snide comments to feel good about yourself, but when it all comes down to it, you're still going to rely on me to live off of. *I* make no pretenses. Can you say the same about yourself? tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031021

Seth: Wow! Checkee! A LIMO!

Char: How did you get this? What did you DO?

Vlad: My dear Char...
You know what strikes me as funny?

Vlad: You can stand there and judge me, and make snide comments to feel good about yourself, but when it all comes down to it, you're still going to rely on me to live off of.
*I* make no pretenses. Can you say the same about yourself?]]> tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031018 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031018 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031018 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:00:29 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031018">tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031018</a> Vlad: Impressive. I see you took care of the "fwoomp" factor. Seth: Sure did! Train: Here're your beads back. Seth: It was kinda fun, actually. Vlad: "Fun"? Seth: We were chanting "Labyrinth" songs the whole time! Train: Dance, magic, dance! Vlad: They were singing that the whole time? Char: My pain knows no bounds. Train: You remind me of the man! Seth: The man with the power! Train & Seth: Pants, swanky pants! tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031018

Vlad: Impressive. I see you took care of the "fwoomp" factor.
Seth: Sure did!

Train: Here're your beads back.
Seth: It was kinda fun, actually.
Vlad: "Fun"?

Seth: We were chanting "Labyrinth" songs the whole time!
Train: Dance, magic, dance!

Vlad: They were singing that the whole time?
Char: My pain knows no bounds.
Train: You remind me of the man!
Seth: The man with the power!
Train & Seth: Pants, swanky pants!]]> tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031014 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031014 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031014 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:58:24 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031014">tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031014</a> Char: "No"? What do you mean, "no"? Seth: Uh, it's Swedish for "holy demon horns, Batman"? Char: It's Vlad, isn't it? He's planning something! Train: No touchie! We have scissors! Char: I KNEW it! I knew he was up to somethi -- Vlad: Why Char... Your faith in me warms the cockles of my cold heart. tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031014

Char: "No"? What do you mean, "no"?

Seth: Uh, it's Swedish for "holy demon horns, Batman"?
Char: It's Vlad, isn't it? He's planning something!
Train: No touchie! We have scissors!

Char: I KNEW it! I knew he was up to somethi --
Vlad: Why Char...
Your faith in me warms the cockles of my cold heart.]]> tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031011 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031011 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031011 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:56:45 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031011">tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031011</a> Char: Wow. I am stunned. Train: So am I. There wasn't even any blood shed. Seth: Hey, that was only that one time! Char: I'm showing this to Vlad. He'll be speechless for once. Seth & Train: Uh, NO! Char: "No"? Seth: Urk. Train: "Smooth" should be our middle names. Right next to "d'oh". tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031011

Char: Wow.
I am stunned.

Train: So am I. There wasn't even any blood shed.
Seth: Hey, that was only that one time!

Char: I'm showing this to Vlad. He'll be speechless for once.
Seth & Train: Uh, NO!

Char: "No"?
Seth: Urk.
Train: "Smooth" should be our middle names. Right next to "d'oh".]]> tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031007 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031007 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031007 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:55:05 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031007">tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031007</a> Davis: VIKTOR! SIMON! HELP! KRASH! Davis: >Kk< >Gakk< Vlad: You see, Davis... I'd like to cut to the chase here. Vlad: You cost me my throne. You WILL forgive me if I am a little short on PATIENCE. Davis: What makes you think you'll get anything if you kill me? Vlad: Why Davis, how quaint. What makes you think I want to kill you? There are many ways to make a point. Vlad: A finger, an eye... the inability to ever go two minutes without looking over your shoulder... having nobody believe you about DEMONS. Very convincing arguments, wouldn't you say? tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031007

Davis: VIKTOR! SIMON! HELP!

KRASH!

Davis: >Kk< >Gakk<
Vlad: You see, Davis...
I'd like to cut to the chase here.

Vlad: You cost me my throne.
You WILL forgive me if I am a little short on PATIENCE.

Davis: What makes you think you'll get anything if you kill me?
Vlad: Why Davis, how quaint. What makes you think I want to kill you?
There are many ways to make a point.

Vlad: A finger, an eye... the inability to ever go two minutes without looking over your shoulder... having nobody believe you about DEMONS.
Very convincing arguments, wouldn't you say?]]> tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031004 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031004 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031004 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:51:18 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031004">tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031004</a> Vlad: Hello, Davis. Remember me? Prince Vladimir? Demon you owe hundreds of thousands to? Vlad: The one you'd rather SACRIFICE your daughter to than fulfill our contract? I've come for my payment, Davis. With INTEREST. Davis: Security! Security! ... Security? What have you done to them?? How did you get in here? Vlad: Why Davis... Vlad offscreen: Don't you know my companion and I have many talents? tentative.net/s&s/?date=20031004

Vlad: Hello, Davis.
Remember me? Prince Vladimir? Demon you owe hundreds of thousands to?

Vlad: The one you'd rather SACRIFICE your daughter to than fulfill our contract?
I've come for my payment, Davis. With INTEREST.

Davis: Security! Security!
... Security?
What have you done to them?? How did you get in here?
Vlad: Why Davis...

Vlad offscreen: Don't you know my companion and I have many talents?]]> Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ] http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051228 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051228 Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:31:19 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051228">Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]</a> Ze Mom: Oh my BABIES! Thank goodness you're all right! Seth: Right back atcha, Mom! Moon: That's so beautiful. Dani: Yeah. Kinda makes all the kidnapping, stabbing, and overall mangling worth it, doesn't it? Dani: ... or not. Vlad: I trust we will not be IMMEDIATELY thrown out on our ends? Seth: Vlad! Bob! Seth: Wait... where's Char? Vlad: He's making himself at home. His new home. Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]

Ze Mom: Oh my BABIES! Thank goodness you're all right!
Seth: Right back atcha, Mom!

Moon: That's so beautiful.
Dani: Yeah. Kinda makes all the kidnapping, stabbing, and overall mangling worth it, doesn't it?

Dani: ... or not.

Vlad: I trust we will not be IMMEDIATELY thrown out on our ends?
Seth: Vlad! Bob!

Seth: Wait... where's Char?

Vlad: He's making himself at home.
His new home.]]> Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ] http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051227 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051227 Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:31:18 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051227">Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]</a> Char: I'm not going to be like you, you know. Vlad: I wouldn't expect anything less. Char: I'm going to be BETTER. Char: And no more of this death and destruction thing, either! That is not what Hell is about! Vlad: Go on, amaze me. Vlad: Drakku will not come after you. He knows who to direct his vengeance to. But if he breaks the code... If ever you have any questions... Char: I can handle myself, Vlad. Vlad: The way you handled yourself with the guard that the Amazon had to rescue you from? Bob told me allll about it. Your lack of combat experience shows. Char: ... I know where to reach you. Vlad: You know where to reach me. Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]

Char: I'm not going to be like you, you know.
Vlad: I wouldn't expect anything less.
Char: I'm going to be BETTER.

Char: And no more of this death and destruction thing, either! That is not what Hell is about!
Vlad: Go on, amaze me.

Vlad: Drakku will not come after you. He knows who to direct his vengeance to.
But if he breaks the code... If ever you have any questions...
Char: I can handle myself, Vlad.

Vlad: The way you handled yourself with the guard that the Amazon had to rescue you from?
Bob told me allll about it. Your lack of combat experience shows.

Char: ...
I know where to reach you.
Vlad: You know where to reach me.]]> Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ] http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051226 http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051226 Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:31:12 -0000 <a href="http://tentative.net/s&s/?date=20051226">Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]</a> Char: Whatever you have to say, I'm sure I won't like it. Vlad: I'm giving you the throne. Char: ... and I was right. Char: What makes you think I even WANT it? Vlad: Come now, Char. You're always griping over my evil ways. Now is your chance to put your money where your mouth is. Vlad: Then again, you don't even have money. It's all mine... Char: I can't inherit the throne! I... I have a MIDTERM next week! Vlad: Char. When are you going to stop hiding behind excuses and just do? Sand & Stone [ if a great wave shall fall ]

Char: Whatever you have to say, I'm sure I won't like it.
Vlad: I'm giving you the throne.

Char: ... and I was right.

Char: What makes you think I even WANT it?
Vlad: Come now, Char. You're always griping over my evil ways. Now is your chance to put your money where your mouth is.

Vlad: Then again, you don't even have money. It's all mine...
Char: I can't inherit the throne! I... I have a MIDTERM next week!

Vlad: Char.
When are you going to stop hiding behind excuses
and just do?]]>