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Leftville - latest additions http://leftville.com The latest transcribed Leftville comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:39 -0000 60 Leftville Comics - Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday http://leftville.com/ http://leftville.com/ Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:33:48 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/">Leftville Comics - Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday</a> Are we there yet? Don't you start asking that too! Oh, I'm just asking because the cops might notice a 230-pound person chained up in the back of the truck like that. Oh, you mean hat? Nah, they won't care. What makes you so sure? Never known a cop to arrest anyone for wanting to sit through 17 hours of "Are we there yet?" Sign: I have to pee! ...That sign doesn't say what I think it does, does it? For his sake he better hope not. Sign: Just did nevermind =( Leftville Comics - Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

Are we there yet?
Don't you start asking that too!

Oh, I'm just asking because the cops might notice a 230-pound person chained up in the back of the truck like that.
Oh, you mean hat? Nah, they won't care.

What makes you so sure?
Never known a cop to arrest anyone for wanting to sit through 17 hours of "Are we there yet?"
Sign: I have to pee!

...That sign doesn't say what I think it does, does it?
For his sake he better hope not.
Sign: Just did nevermind =(]]> Land of the Rising Sun episode 6 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-22 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-22 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:29:23 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-22">Land of the Rising Sun episode 6</a> [[Jerry gets off the plane]] Jerry; All right, we're here, you can untie him now. Anime-dwarf; YOU!! Anime-dwarf; You disgrace me by wearing the hair that is righfully mine?! Anime-dwarf; No round-eye is fit to wear the spikey anime hair! We must battle for honor! [[Anime-dwarf is face down in a trash can]] Hat; You just can't make friends at all, can you? Jerry; Let's just get go before the cops come Land of the Rising Sun episode 6

[[Jerry gets off the plane]]
Jerry; All right, we're here, you can untie him now.
Anime-dwarf; YOU!!
Anime-dwarf; You disgrace me by wearing the hair that is righfully mine?!
Anime-dwarf; No round-eye is fit to wear the spikey anime hair! We must battle for honor!
[[Anime-dwarf is face down in a trash can]]
Hat; You just can't make friends at all, can you?
Jerry; Let's just get go before the cops come]]> Land of the Rising Sun episode 5 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-20 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-20 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:29:21 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-20">Land of the Rising Sun episode 5</a> [[Jerry, Dah-veed, and Hat are on their plane]] Dah-veed; Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod Hat; Did he actually tell you he was afraid of flying? Jerry; Nope, I just wanted to see him sweat Land of the Rising Sun episode 5

[[Jerry, Dah-veed, and Hat are on their plane]]
Dah-veed; Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod
Hat; Did he actually tell you he was afraid of flying?
Jerry; Nope, I just wanted to see him sweat]]> Land of the Rising Sun episode 4 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-17 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-17 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:18:48 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-17">Land of the Rising Sun episode 4</a> [[Jerry, Hat, and Dah-veed are going through the airport]] Dah-veed; So what made you decide to come with us? Jerry; Why wouldn't I go with you guys? I've always wanted to see a sumo wrestler Dah-veed; But I thought you were afraid of flying...I remember you telling me once that you were scared to death of planes Jerry; Nope Jerry; You told me YOU were afraid to fly though, remember? Dah-veed; Oh yeah, I did, didn't I? *gulp* [[Dah-veed turns to run away]] Hat; Nope, we're already here, there is no turning back now. Land of the Rising Sun episode 4

[[Jerry, Hat, and Dah-veed are going through the airport]]
Dah-veed; So what made you decide to come with us?
Jerry; Why wouldn't I go with you guys? I've always wanted to see a sumo wrestler
Dah-veed; But I thought you were afraid of flying...I remember you telling me once that you were scared to death of planes
Jerry; Nope
Jerry; You told me YOU were afraid to fly though, remember?
Dah-veed; Oh yeah, I did, didn't I? *gulp*
[[Dah-veed turns to run away]]
Hat; Nope, we're already here, there is no turning back now.]]> Land of the Rising Sun episode 5 http://leftville.com/index.php http://leftville.com/index.php Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:18:47 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php">Land of the Rising Sun episode 5</a> [[Hat, Dah-veed, and Jerry are on the plane]] [[Dah-veed is freaking out]] Dah-veed; Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod [[Sweat trickles down Dah-veed's forehead]] Hat; Did he actually tell you he was afraid of flying? Jerry; Nope, I just wanted to see him sweat Land of the Rising Sun episode 5

[[Hat, Dah-veed, and Jerry are on the plane]]
[[Dah-veed is freaking out]]
Dah-veed; Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod
[[Sweat trickles down Dah-veed's forehead]]
Hat; Did he actually tell you he was afraid of flying?
Jerry; Nope, I just wanted to see him sweat]]> Land of the Rising Sun episode 2 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-13 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-13 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:12:00 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-13">Land of the Rising Sun episode 2</a> Dah-veed; So, how are we going to get Jerry on a plane? Hat; That's simple Hat; First we get him drunk, then we stuff him into some luggage and... Dah-veed; Why don't we just hit him with a hammer and bag him up?...he's right behind me isn't he? [[Jerry is standing behind Dah-veed glaring at him]] Dah-veed; SON OF A BITCH! Land of the Rising Sun episode 2

Dah-veed; So, how are we going to get Jerry on a plane?
Hat; That's simple
Hat; First we get him drunk, then we stuff him into some luggage and...
Dah-veed; Why don't we just hit him with a hammer and bag him up?...he's right behind me isn't he?
[[Jerry is standing behind Dah-veed glaring at him]]
Dah-veed; SON OF A BITCH!]]> Land of the Rising Sun episode 1 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-10 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-10 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:11:59 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-10">Land of the Rising Sun episode 1</a> [[Hat is reading a pamphlet and Dah-veed walks up]] Dah-veed; You read now? Hat; Pamphlet on Japan, thinking about going on vacation. Dah-veed; Is that a vending machine full of underwear? Hat; Yup Dah-veed; Creepy Hat; They have beer machines too Dah-veed; Quick! To Japan! Land of the Rising Sun episode 1

[[Hat is reading a pamphlet and Dah-veed walks up]]
Dah-veed; You read now?
Hat; Pamphlet on Japan, thinking about going on vacation.
Dah-veed; Is that a vending machine full of underwear?
Hat; Yup
Dah-veed; Creepy
Hat; They have beer machines too
Dah-veed; Quick! To Japan!]]> Guest strip for 03/08/2006 by Shawn Miller http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-08 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-08 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:11:59 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-08">Guest strip for 03/08/2006 by Shawn Miller</a> Dah-veed; Yo Jerry. What's up? Jerry; Dah-veed, I'm afraid that there is something you must know. Jerry; As you may or may not be aware, this is a guest strip for "Leftville", which we are a part of. And yet, we're not a part of it, for our words and our very appearance come from somebody who is not our creator. We're not to be considered canon. We're a one-time stand in. The real Jerry and Dah-veed are simply on break and we are merely filling their shoes until they return. Jerry; In essence, our entire existence is relegated to this single, solitary strip. Yesterday there could have been another version of you and I, or Hat, or any other of our supporting cast. Tomorrow is the same deal. But for us, we will soon be gone. We will have lived our entire lives in six short panels, three of which have already passed us by. Dah-veed; Hmmm. [[Jerry scratches his crotch]] Jerry; Oh yeah, that really hits the spot! Jerry; That's great. An entire lifetime, and all I have to show is a scratched sack. Dah-veed; At least you made a difference, my friend. Guest strip for 03/08/2006 by Shawn Miller

Dah-veed; Yo Jerry. What's up?
Jerry; Dah-veed, I'm afraid that there is something you must know.
Jerry; As you may or may not be aware, this is a guest strip for "Leftville", which we are a part of. And yet, we're not a part of it, for our words and our very appearance come from somebody who is not our creator. We're not to be considered canon. We're a one-time stand in. The real Jerry and Dah-veed are simply on break and we are merely filling their shoes until they return.
Jerry; In essence, our entire existence is relegated to this single, solitary strip. Yesterday there could have been another version of you and I, or Hat, or any other of our supporting cast. Tomorrow is the same deal. But for us, we will soon be gone. We will have lived our entire lives in six short panels, three of which have already passed us by.
Dah-veed; Hmmm.
[[Jerry scratches his crotch]]
Jerry; Oh yeah, that really hits the spot!
Jerry; That's great. An entire lifetime, and all I have to show is a scratched sack.
Dah-veed; At least you made a difference, my friend.]]> Where's the party? episode 15 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-06 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-06 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:11:58 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-06">Where's the party? episode 15</a> Dah-veed; You're really going to leave him in there? Jerry; Well yeah, I DID lose five bucks because of him Jerry; He got himself in there anyway, why should I have to... Angie; Get going [[Jerry and Angie stare each other down]] Jerry; FINE! I'll get him out... Angie; Thank you Jerry; Get bent! Where's the party? episode 15

Dah-veed; You're really going to leave him in there?
Jerry; Well yeah, I DID lose five bucks because of him
Jerry; He got himself in there anyway, why should I have to...
Angie; Get going
[[Jerry and Angie stare each other down]]
Jerry; FINE! I'll get him out...
Angie; Thank you
Jerry; Get bent!]]> Where's the party? episode 14 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-03 http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-03 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:11:57 -0000 <a href="http://leftville.com/index.php?date=2006-03-03">Where's the party? episode 14</a> [[Jerry is walking up to a jail cell]] Jerry; I knew it would happen someday. Hat; Jerry? That you? Hat; Man! I haven't seen you in years! Jerry; You've been in for 15 minutes Hat; Oh...well you getting me out? Jerry; Not exactly Jerry; I just thought you'd like to know that I lost five bucks on you. See I bet that you'd get shot... Hat; Dude! Come on, get back here! I'm too pretty to stay in jail! Jerry; Should've thought about that before you got arrested. If you would've just let them shoot you... Where's the party? episode 14

[[Jerry is walking up to a jail cell]]
Jerry; I knew it would happen someday.
Hat; Jerry? That you?
Hat; Man! I haven't seen you in years!
Jerry; You've been in for 15 minutes
Hat; Oh...well you getting me out?
Jerry; Not exactly
Jerry; I just thought you'd like to know that I lost five bucks on you. See I bet that you'd get shot...
Hat; Dude! Come on, get back here! I'm too pretty to stay in jail!
Jerry; Should've thought about that before you got arrested. If you would've just let them shoot you...]]>