Lost & Found Investigations - latest additions

Lost & Found Investigations - latest additions http://lostandfoundcomic.com The latest transcribed Lost & Found Investigations comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:42 -0000 60 I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20080229.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20080229.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:42:51 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20080229.html">I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!</a> [[Max and Frank is eating lunch somewhere.]] Frank: THAT WAS SOME STORY ABOUT WHERE YOU BEEN, MAX. AMAZING. REALLY. Frank: GOT ANY MORE POP CULTURE REFERENCES YOU WANNA THROW IN? Max: NO, I'M GOOD. [Pointing at Frank's glass] Max: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE? Frank: YEAH, SURE, GO AHEAD. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

[[Max and Frank is eating lunch somewhere.]]
Frank: THAT WAS SOME STORY ABOUT WHERE YOU BEEN, MAX. AMAZING. REALLY.

Frank: GOT ANY MORE POP CULTURE REFERENCES YOU WANNA THROW IN?
Max: NO, I'M GOOD.

[Pointing at Frank's glass]
Max: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE?
Frank: YEAH, SURE, GO AHEAD.]]> Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20070115.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20070115.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:41:37 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20070115.html">Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan</a> [[A mechanic in the foreground is talking into a phone. There's a truck labeled "Chipmaster 5000" in the background.]] Randy: Earl?! It's Randy? Ya hear that?! That's yer chipper purring like a kitten. <<RUGGA RUGGA RUGGA>> [[Side view: Randy is in front of a box of tools, and the back of his shirt reads "Heavy Equipment Repair]] Randy: Yeah, I know it's 4 AM.!! I been out here all night makin sure your crew can git to work at 6. Y'all can thank me for it later. Randy: And do me a favor, wouldja? <<RUGGA RUGGA RUGGA>> [[Low perspective, looking up. Mr. Knox's silhoutte is visible a distance above the chipper.]] Randy: Don't put nothing else big in it! Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan

[[A mechanic in the foreground is talking into a phone. There's a truck labeled "Chipmaster 5000" in the background.]]
Randy: Earl?! It's Randy? Ya hear that?! That's yer chipper purring like a kitten.
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[[Side view: Randy is in front of a box of tools, and the back of his shirt reads "Heavy Equipment Repair]]
Randy: Yeah, I know it's 4 AM.!! I been out here all night makin sure your crew can git to work at 6. Y'all can thank me for it later.
Randy: And do me a favor, wouldja?
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[[Low perspective, looking up. Mr. Knox's silhoutte is visible a distance above the chipper.]]
Randy: Don't put nothing else big in it!]]> Lost & Found the Webcomic http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060804.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060804.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:40:41 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060804.html">Lost & Found the Webcomic</a> Peanut: WHAT'S UP WITH FRANK? Max: IT ALL STARTED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO... [[Frank's apartment building lobby]] Narration: A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO... Flower delivery person: HEY MAC, YOU KNOW A BETH THAT LIVES IN THIS BUILDING? Frank: YEAH, SURE. [[Frank stares at the bunch of pink flowers in his hands.]] Flower delivery person: GIVE HER THESE WILLYA? SHE AIN'T ANSWERIN' HER BUZZER. Lost & Found the Webcomic

Peanut: WHAT'S UP WITH FRANK?
Max: IT ALL STARTED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO...

[[Frank's apartment building lobby]]
Narration: A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO...
Flower delivery person: HEY MAC, YOU KNOW A BETH THAT LIVES IN THIS BUILDING?
Frank: YEAH, SURE.

[[Frank stares at the bunch of pink flowers in his hands.]]
Flower delivery person: GIVE HER THESE WILLYA? SHE AIN'T ANSWERIN' HER BUZZER.]]> Lost & Found the Webcomic http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060310.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060310.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:39:41 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060310.html">Lost & Found the Webcomic</a> {{Storyline continues from previous comic}} [[Matt Milligan, author of Lost and Found comic, is sitting at his drawing board, trying to think up an excuse for not updating the comic. His wife is in the room, and tries to advise him.]] Matt's wife: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT TO FOLKS THAT YOU GOT ADDICTED TO RESIDENT EVIL 4 AND PLAYED IT EVERY NIGHT INSTEAD OF DRAWING? [[She smiles while Matt thinks about it.]] [[Matt starts drawing with a determined look on his face.]] Matt: A ZOMBIE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK. Lost & Found the Webcomic

{{Storyline continues from previous comic}}

[[Matt Milligan, author of Lost and Found comic, is sitting at his drawing board, trying to think up an excuse for not updating the comic. His wife is in the room, and tries to advise him.]]
Matt's wife: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT TO FOLKS THAT YOU GOT ADDICTED TO RESIDENT EVIL 4 AND PLAYED IT EVERY NIGHT INSTEAD OF DRAWING?

[[She smiles while Matt thinks about it.]]

[[Matt starts drawing with a determined look on his face.]]
Matt: A ZOMBIE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK.]]> Lost & Found the Webcomic http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060306.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060306.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:38:44 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060306.html">Lost & Found the Webcomic</a> [[Matt Milligan, author of Lost and Found comic, is sitting at his drawing board. His wife is standing behind him.]] Matt's wife: MATT, SHAME ON YOU! YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN WEEKS! NOW I SUPPOSE YOU'LL JUST MAKE ONE OF YOUR LAME EXCUSES! [[Matt is left alone. He looks speechless.]] [[Matt starts drawing with a determined look on his face.]] Matt: MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK. Lost & Found the Webcomic

[[Matt Milligan, author of Lost and Found comic, is sitting at his drawing board. His wife is standing behind him.]]
Matt's wife: MATT, SHAME ON YOU! YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN WEEKS! NOW I SUPPOSE YOU'LL JUST MAKE ONE OF YOUR LAME EXCUSES!

[[Matt is left alone. He looks speechless.]]

[[Matt starts drawing with a determined look on his face.]]
Matt: MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK.]]> Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060125.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060125.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:37:53 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060125.html">Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan</a> [[Max is reading the newspaper. Peanut peers over his shoulder]] Max: Did you see this? A pack of Chihuahuas attacked a police officer in San Francisco. Peanut: No way! Peanut: Way to stick it to the man! Max: Easy now. Peanut (off panel): FIGHT THE POWER! Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan

[[Max is reading the newspaper. Peanut peers over his shoulder]]
Max: Did you see this? A pack of Chihuahuas attacked a police officer in San Francisco.
Peanut: No way!

Peanut: Way to stick it to the man!
Max: Easy now.

Peanut (off panel): FIGHT THE POWER!]]> Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060120.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060120.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:37:23 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20060120.html">Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan</a> Max: Ever regret not takin' that job at the agency? Frank: What? And have to kowtow to some supervisor who knows less than you and screams and curses you out if yer a few minutes late? No way! Max: You mean there are still bosses who act like that? Frank: From what I hear. Max: Hmph. Max: By the way, where's my @#!% sandwich?! It's been like half an hour! Frank: Woop! Sorry! Sorry! It'll never happen again! Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan

Max: Ever regret not takin' that job at the agency?
Frank: What? And have to kowtow to some supervisor who knows less than you and screams and curses you out if yer a few minutes late? No way!

Max: You mean there are still bosses who act like that?
Frank: From what I hear.
Max: Hmph.

Max: By the way, where's my @#!% sandwich?! It's been like half an hour!
Frank: Woop! Sorry! Sorry! It'll never happen again!]]> Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20051130.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20051130.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:36:41 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20051130.html">Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan</a> [[Max and Peanut are sitting on a couch watching TV.]] Max: Hey, ya know what I just thought? You, Frank, and I are just like that show TWO-AND-A-HALF MEN! Peanut (thought): "Short" joke in three... two... one... Max: Only with you, it's like TWO-AND-AN-EIGHTH MEN! Peanut: Mmm-hm. Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan

[[Max and Peanut are sitting on a couch watching TV.]]
Max: Hey, ya know what I just thought? You, Frank, and I are just like that show TWO-AND-A-HALF MEN!

Peanut (thought): "Short" joke in three... two... one...

Max: Only with you, it's like TWO-AND-AN-EIGHTH MEN!
Peanut: Mmm-hm.]]> Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020201.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020201.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:36:19 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020201.html">Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan</a> Smith: You've got to get out of here! Smith: This whole gym is basically a generator. Every treadmill, every rowing machine is wired to the grid. They even have a way to collect the calories burned in the aerobic classes! It's all converted to electricity down here. There's nothing technically illegal about that. We just don't know who they're selling the juice to. I was following the cables through the passages down here... But they're patrolled by guards... with... unngh... <<KLANK>> Beth: Agent Smith? Agent Smith!? Wake up!! Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan

Smith: You've got to get out of here!

Smith: This whole gym is basically a generator. Every treadmill, every rowing machine is wired to the grid. They even have a way to collect the calories burned in the aerobic classes! It's all converted to electricity down here. There's nothing technically illegal about that. We just don't know who they're selling the juice to. I was following the cables through the passages down here... But they're patrolled by guards... with... unngh...

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Beth: Agent Smith? Agent Smith!? Wake up!!]]> Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020130.html http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020130.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:35:24 -0000 <a href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020130.html">Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan</a> Beth: I know you from class! Smith: Name's Smith. Smith: I'm FBI. Smith: We've been on this place for months-- OW! Beth: Oh my goodness! Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan

Beth: I know you from class!
Smith: Name's Smith.

Smith: I'm FBI.

Smith: We've been on this place for months-- OW!
Beth: Oh my goodness!]]>