http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/The latest transcribed TAILIPOE! comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-ushttp://www.craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/shadow_logo1.gifhttp://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/, 04 2006 11:38:08 EST http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe049.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe049.html">TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #49</a><BR /><BR />Dingleberry: When you gave Tweedle free advice, that was almost -- almost -- <BR />Peccadillo: -- Nice? Yes, very unlike me, I know! <BR /> <BR />Peccadillo: Call me a romantic! Even reprobates like us can earn our angel wings once in a while, eh, Dingleberry? <BR />Dingleberry: That's beautiful! Snif! <BR /> <BR />Tweedle: No! That butler told me to lie! It's all his fault! <BR />Security 1: That's enough outta you! <BR />Security 2: Want another zap? http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe050.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe050.html">TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #50</a><BR /><BR />Tweedle: Don't think I'll forget this! I'm bad when I get riled! <BR />Security: Feed 'im some volts! <BR /> <BR />Wall: Tsk! He was always such a quiet little guy! <BR />Armand: The real twisted ones always are! <BR /> <BR />Armand: Wouldn't you say, Hamilton, my boy? <BR />Ham: Mm. http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe051.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe051.html">TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #51</a><BR /><BR />Incense: Hey Sugardaddy, have you seen a little guy named Tweedle? <BR />Armand: Yes, Incense, I have! <BR /> <BR />Armand: But don't give him another thought. He won't be coming around here again! <BR />Incense: No? <BR /> <BR />Incense: I wonder if it was something I said? http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe052.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe052.html">TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #52</a><BR /><BR />Ham: Well, he's not here! Thank Heaven! I can get a good night's sleep! <BR /> <BR />Ham: All the trouble that -- freaky little man stirred up! Weird! I don't even know what he's called! <BR /> <BR />Tailipoe: Tailipoe. http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe053.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe053.html">TAILIPOE! in "ID" #00</a><BR /><BR />Title: Tailipoe in "ID" http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe054.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe054.html">TAILIPOE! in "ID" #01</a><BR /><BR />Caption: Oediface is the ancestral home of the family Howlington. <BR /> <BR />Caption: Shipped from the old country piece by piece, and painstakingly reassembled in East Bleakdire, USA... Oediface has endured, with every brick intact. <BR /> <BR />Ham: Aooga! Aooga! <BR />Caption: The Howlingtons, on the other hand -- Tsk tsk! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe055.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe055.html">TAILIPOE! in "ID" #02</a><BR /><BR />Ham: Don't bother talking to me! I've shut my ears and I'm ignoring you! La dee lela deedum lum laluh le la lee duh di lum la lee la la dee <BR /> <BR />Ham: La le doodle loodee da da dee da -- whoa! <BR />Tailipoe: GrScreecha! <BR /> <BR />Ham: Mad because you cant scare me? <BR />Tailipoe: No, in pain because you're a terrible singer!! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe056.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe056.html">TAILIPOE! in "ID" #03</a><BR /><BR />Ham: How do you do it? How do you slip in unnoticed? How? How? <BR />Tailipoe: Hey -- You don't ask Santa Claus his trade secrets! <BR /> <BR />Ham: That's a good point. <BR /> <BR />Dingleberry: Is he talking to someone? <BR />Peccadillo: I hope not! More people equals more work! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe057.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe057.html">TAILIPOE! in "ID" #04</a><BR /><BR />Tailipoe: Just because we've had a little bonding experience, don't think you get a free pass now! <BR /> <BR />Tailipoe: I'm gonna do what I can to make your life as miserable as possible! I'm gonna rattle your world! I'm gonna -- <BR /> <BR />Tailipoe: Ow! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe058.html<a href="http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe058.html">TAILIPOE! in "ID" #05</a><BR /><BR />Tailipoe: Yee-eeowch! <BR />Ham: Are - Are you all right? <BR /> <BR />Tailipoe: I think I broke a bone! <BR />Ham: Oh no! <BR /> <BR />Ham: You broke a bone? <BR />Tailipoe: The spine is a bone, right?