Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision - latest additions

Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision - latest additions http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/ The latest transcribed Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:14 -0000 60 Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision! http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=186 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=186 Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:41:38 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=186">Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!</a> Big Jim: oh, no Big Jim: oh baby Big Jim: There, there... Wee Jim: waa Big Jim: At least you don't have to walk him now, eh? Wee Jim: WAAAAAHH Wee Jim: UH-AH-WAAA Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!

Big Jim: oh, no

Big Jim: oh baby

Big Jim: There, there...

Wee Jim: waa

Big Jim: At least you don't have to walk him now, eh?

Wee Jim: WAAAAAHH

Wee Jim: UH-AH-WAAA]]> Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision! http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/old/index.php?comicID=29 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/old/index.php?comicID=29 Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/old/index.php?comicID=29">Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!</a> Odin: Hmm... say Zeus! Just how long have we known each other for, anyway? Zeus: Too Long, Odin. Odin: And what is THAT supposed to - Odin: Oh. Yeah. I guess that's true. Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!

Odin: Hmm... say Zeus! Just how long have we known each other for, anyway?
Zeus: Too Long, Odin.
Odin: And what is THAT supposed to -
Odin: Oh. Yeah. I guess that's true.]]> SERVICE IN AMERICA! http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/old/ http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/old/ Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:51:16 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/old/">SERVICE IN AMERICA!</a> [[Server, grinning profusely, is handing coffee to customer, who is blank-faced]] Server: Here's your coffee! [[Server waves arms up in the air enthusiastically]] Server: Have a GREAT day! [[Server grins more, customer still only stares]] [[Server's eyebrows droop, customer tips cup enough for coffee to drip out]] Server: Oh God, please help me. SERVICE IN AMERICA!

[[Server, grinning profusely, is handing coffee to customer, who is blank-faced]]
Server: Here's your coffee!

[[Server waves arms up in the air enthusiastically]]
Server: Have a GREAT day!

[[Server grins more, customer still only stares]]

[[Server's eyebrows droop, customer tips cup enough for coffee to drip out]]
Server: Oh God, please help me.]]> Recharge #4 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=148 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=148 Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:37:22 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=148">Recharge #4</a> [[Little Jim sits on Big Jim's shoulders as the go for a stroll.]] Little Jim: Daddy? Big Jim: Yes, my boy? Little Jim: You know I always ask you embarrassing questions when we go walking? Big Jim: Yes... Little Jim: I don't mean to... Big Jim: It's alright, Flower. Little Jim: Daddy? Big Jim: Mm-Hm? Little Jim: Do you think Dan would like me if he was still alive? Big Jim: I don't know, little baby. Let's talk about something else. Little Jim: ...I like ants. Big Jim: Me too. Recharge #4

[[Little Jim sits on Big Jim's shoulders as the go for a stroll.]]

Little Jim: Daddy?
Big Jim: Yes, my boy?

Little Jim: You know I always ask you embarrassing questions when we go walking?
Big Jim: Yes...

Little Jim: I don't mean to...
Big Jim: It's alright, Flower.

Little Jim: Daddy?
Big Jim: Mm-Hm?

Little Jim: Do you think Dan would like me if he was still alive?

Big Jim: I don't know, little baby. Let's talk about something else.

Little Jim: ...I like ants.
Big Jim: Me too.]]> The Big Race 2006, page 6 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=120 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=120 Wed, 10 May 2006 07:50:33 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=120">The Big Race 2006, page 6</a> [[Little Jim looking through binoculars on a hill]] Little Jim: They're talking about me, Snot. I'm sure of it! Little Jim: I'll KILL them! Snot Monster: ! [[Other racing people (Appley and..?) at bottom of hill talking]] Appley: Hey, there's Jim! [[Little Jim is shaking fist]] Little Jim: Assholes! Appley: Can anyone make out what he's saying? Come down here, buddy! The Big Race 2006, page 6

[[Little Jim looking through binoculars on a hill]]
Little Jim: They're talking about me, Snot. I'm sure of it!

Little Jim: I'll KILL them!
Snot Monster: !

[[Other racing people (Appley and..?) at bottom of hill talking]]
Appley: Hey, there's Jim!
[[Little Jim is shaking fist]]
Little Jim: Assholes!
Appley: Can anyone make out what he's saying? Come down here, buddy!]]> The Big Race 2006, page 1 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=115 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=115 Wed, 10 May 2006 07:50:02 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=115">The Big Race 2006, page 1</a> The Story so far: A race is going down at the park! Wee Jim and snot monster have invites but are running late. Jim is just leaving. [[snot monster sleeping in his bed]] <<SLAM!>> [[a door shuts]] [[Little Jim runs through the door]] Little Jim: Poo! [[Little Jim grabs snot monster from his bed]] <<grab>> [[Little Jim runs out the door with snot monster]] Better run fast! The Big Race 2006, page 1

The Story so far:
A race is going down at the park! Wee Jim and snot monster have invites but are running late. Jim is just leaving.

[[snot monster sleeping in his bed]]

<> [[a door shuts]]

[[Little Jim runs through the door]]
Little Jim: Poo!

[[Little Jim grabs snot monster from his bed]]
<>

[[Little Jim runs out the door with snot monster]]
Better run fast!]]> I'm the fucking MAN http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=79 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=79 Sun, 07 May 2006 20:38:21 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=79">I'm the fucking MAN</a> [[Purple/fuscia monochrome watercolor+black ink: Jim walking with musical notes, half a guy in front, girl behind him]] Jim(narration box): Walking through town to college I realise... [[Profile of Jim wearing backpack, more musical notes]] Jim(thought-bubble):I'm the fucking man! [[Close-up profile of Jim's head]] <<lyrics: if you talk it/ better walk it/ better back your shit up>> Jim(narration box):Of course, that's crap. I don't believe that. [[Close-up view of ear-bud earphone]] <<lyrics: WE'RE JUST A WET DREAM FOR TH E W EBZIN ES JUST SNAP SNAP SNAP YOUR FINGERS FOR M>> Jim (narration): But listening to electronic music makes me cocky. I'm the fucking MAN

[[Purple/fuscia monochrome watercolor+black ink: Jim walking with musical notes, half a guy in front, girl behind him]]
Jim(narration box): Walking through town to college I realise...

[[Profile of Jim wearing backpack, more musical notes]]
Jim(thought-bubble):I'm the fucking man!

[[Close-up profile of Jim's head]]
<>
Jim(narration box):Of course, that's crap. I don't believe that.

[[Close-up view of ear-bud earphone]]
<>
Jim (narration): But listening to electronic music makes me cocky.]]> C'mon! http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=80 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=80 Sun, 07 May 2006 20:38:07 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=80">C'mon!</a> [[Black ink on white paper. Wee Jim scowling on a sidewalk wearing a backpack next to some guy twice his size we only see the back of.]] Word box: AGE 13 Wee Jim (thought bubble, angry): c'mon puberty, start! [[profile looking left of Adult Jim, shaggy hair, glasses, stubble, sitting at a drawing desk. "The Decemberists" poster on the wall.]] Jim (thought bubble, angry): c'mon puberty, stop! C'mon!

[[Black ink on white paper. Wee Jim scowling on a sidewalk wearing a backpack next to some guy twice his size we only see the back of.]]
Word box: AGE 13
Wee Jim (thought bubble, angry): c'mon puberty, start!

[[profile looking left of Adult Jim, shaggy hair, glasses, stubble, sitting at a drawing desk. "The Decemberists" poster on the wall.]]
Jim (thought bubble, angry): c'mon puberty, stop!]]> Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision! http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=95 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=95 Sun, 07 May 2006 19:51:43 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=95">Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!</a> [[It is a slightly overcast day. A man stands in a bus stop.]] Caption: There's something sinister about people who stand in bus shelters. Caption: Not that being there is a sinister act. [[A shot of the top of Jimmy's head.]] Caption: But when they're partially obscured by the dirty opaque glass... Jimmy's thoughts: Ah, crap. I'm goin' to get raped. [[Jimmy is approaching the man at the bus shelter.]] Jimmy's thoughts: ...maybe he's a murderer... {{I really do not want to get raped :c This is an honest fear of mine. I can just imagine being pulled in to a shadowy bus shelter and being stabbed.}} Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!

[[It is a slightly overcast day. A man stands in a bus stop.]]
Caption: There's something sinister about people who stand in bus shelters.

Caption: Not that being there is a sinister act.

[[A shot of the top of Jimmy's head.]]
Caption: But when they're partially obscured by the dirty opaque glass...
Jimmy's thoughts: Ah, crap.
I'm goin' to get raped.

[[Jimmy is approaching the man at the bus shelter.]]
Jimmy's thoughts: ...maybe he's a murderer...

{{I really do not want to get raped :c This is an honest fear of mine. I can just imagine being pulled in to a shadowy bus shelter and being stabbed.}}]]> Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision! http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=7 http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=7 Sun, 07 May 2006 19:49:00 -0000 <a href="http://jimmy.transplantcomics.com/madewithlove/index.php?comicID=7">Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!</a> [[boy is drunk.]] boy: ha ha! boy's thoughts: i am SO drunk Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!

[[boy is drunk.]]
boy: ha ha!

boy's thoughts: i am SO drunk]]>