Kick in the Head - latest additions

Kick in the Head - latest additions http://kickinthehead.org The latest transcribed Kick in the Head comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:12:04 -0000 60 Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2009-01-23 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2009-01-23 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:46:43 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2009-01-23">Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic</a> [[Dude at medicine cabinet holding pills]] Dude: Oh man what a headache.. [[Dude coughs and cap falls off]] Dude: I remember when childproof caps were hard to open. Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic

[[Dude at medicine cabinet holding pills]]

Dude: Oh man what a headache..

[[Dude coughs and cap falls off]]

Dude: I remember when childproof caps were hard to open.]]> Bathroom Farewells http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-30 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-30 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:28:50 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-30">Bathroom Farewells</a> [[Dude walks to men's room]] [[Dude sits on toilet]] [[Exterior shot of toilet stalls]] <<FLUSH>> Dude: [[exterior shot of toilet stalls]] G'bye Food! {{bathroom, poop, food}} Bathroom Farewells

[[Dude walks to men's room]]

[[Dude sits on toilet]]

[[Exterior shot of toilet stalls]]

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Dude: [[exterior shot of toilet stalls]] G'bye Food!

{{bathroom, poop, food}}]]> DNA Screening Van http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-27 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-27 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:26:55 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-27">DNA Screening Van</a> [[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]] [[Dude looks at reader]] [[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]] Dude: While you wait? {{dna van}} DNA Screening Van

[[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]]

[[Dude looks at reader]]

[[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]]

Dude: While you wait?

{{dna van}}]]> George Carlin RIP http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-26 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-26 Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:53:40 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-26">George Carlin RIP</a> [[George Carlin stands on podium]] Caption: George Carlin RIP 1937-2008. The original angry guy from New York. {{george carlin, stand-up, RIP, celebrity}} George Carlin RIP

[[George Carlin stands on podium]]

Caption: George Carlin RIP 1937-2008. The original angry guy from New York.

{{george carlin, stand-up, RIP, celebrity}}]]> No Pickle No Coleslaw http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-25 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-25 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:37:58 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-25">No Pickle No Coleslaw</a> [[Dude walks down sidewalk on cell phone]] Dude: Hi, I'd like to order a cheeseburger deluxe with curly fries. No pickle, no coleslaw. [[Dude opens styrofoam package at his work computer desk]] [[Dude looks shocked upon opening package]] [[Dude eyes pickle and coleslaw]] Dude: Why...? Dude: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY??? [[Dude tosses out pickle and coleslaw into trash bin]] <<toss>> {{food, waste, work computer, burger, fries}} No Pickle No Coleslaw

[[Dude walks down sidewalk on cell phone]]

Dude: Hi, I'd like to order a cheeseburger deluxe with curly fries. No pickle, no coleslaw.

[[Dude opens styrofoam package at his work computer desk]]

[[Dude looks shocked upon opening package]]

[[Dude eyes pickle and coleslaw]]

Dude: Why...?

Dude: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY???

[[Dude tosses out pickle and coleslaw into trash bin]]

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{{food, waste, work computer, burger, fries}}]]> 1-800-LONG NUMBER http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-24 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-24 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:38:31 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-24">1-800-LONG NUMBER</a> [[Dude stands on subway platform looking at ad]] Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-DIVORCE [[Dude looks at other side of ad]] Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-IMMIGRATION [[Dude thinks]] [[in Dude's imagination a guy with a cell phone]] Guy: Okay, G-R-A, HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DONE DIALING YET! {{subway, advertising, advertisement, cell phone}} 1-800-LONG NUMBER

[[Dude stands on subway platform looking at ad]]

Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-DIVORCE

[[Dude looks at other side of ad]]

Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-IMMIGRATION

[[Dude thinks]]

[[in Dude's imagination a guy with a cell phone]]

Guy: Okay, G-R-A, HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DONE DIALING YET!

{{subway, advertising, advertisement, cell phone}}]]> Family Tech Support pt 9 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-23 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-23 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:05:10 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-23">Family Tech Support pt 9</a> [[Dude sits at work computer on his cell phone]] Dude: Okay mom, then you click "import all" got it? Dude: Great! Then that's it! Mom: [[on cell phone]] What about the flickr? Dude: What do you mean? You know how to use that! Mom: [[on cell phone]] Those instructions were on the same piece of paper I threw away. {{work computer, tech support, mom}} Family Tech Support pt 9

[[Dude sits at work computer on his cell phone]]

Dude: Okay mom, then you click "import all" got it?

Dude: Great! Then that's it!

Mom: [[on cell phone]] What about the flickr?

Dude: What do you mean? You know how to use that!

Mom: [[on cell phone]] Those instructions were on the same piece of paper I threw away.

{{work computer, tech support, mom}}]]> Sushi Priorities http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-20 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-20 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:46:14 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-20">Sushi Priorities</a> [[Dude sits at Japanese restaurant, three pieces of sushi are on his plate]] Dude: Let's see, in order I'm going to eat the california roll, spicy tuna roll and salmon roll. [[Dude eats his spicy tuna and california roll]] Dude: Mmmmmmmmm... Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhh... Dude: But now I'm too full... [[Dude looks unhappy]] Dude: But never for salmon! {{japanese food, sushi, restaurant, salmon}} Sushi Priorities

[[Dude sits at Japanese restaurant, three pieces of sushi are on his plate]]

Dude: Let's see, in order I'm going to eat the california roll, spicy tuna roll and salmon roll.

[[Dude eats his spicy tuna and california roll]]

Dude: Mmmmmmmmm...

Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Dude: But now I'm too full...

[[Dude looks unhappy]]

Dude: But never for salmon!

{{japanese food, sushi, restaurant, salmon}}]]> Unorderable Food http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-19 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-19 Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:02:17 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-19">Unorderable Food</a> [[Dude sits at Chinese restaurant table, a waiter is next to him]] Dude: I'll try the fish neck with stomach sauce. Waiter: No! Too many bones! Dude: Wha? Waiter: Too many bones! Dude: Too many for me? But I'm okay with bones. Dude: Why would you even put it on the menu if... Waiter: TOO MANY BONES! Waiter: I get you something else very good. Dude: But... [[Dude stares blankly]] {{chinese food, restaurant}} Unorderable Food

[[Dude sits at Chinese restaurant table, a waiter is next to him]]

Dude: I'll try the fish neck with stomach sauce.

Waiter: No! Too many bones!

Dude: Wha?

Waiter: Too many bones!

Dude: Too many for me? But I'm okay with bones.

Dude: Why would you even put it on the menu if...

Waiter: TOO MANY BONES!

Waiter: I get you something else very good.

Dude: But...

[[Dude stares blankly]]

{{chinese food, restaurant}}]]> Bathroom Abort http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-18 http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-18 Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:44:49 -0000 <a href="http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-18">Bathroom Abort</a> [[Dude walks to men's room]] [[Dude looks at two-stall bathroom, a guy is sitting in the left stall, the right is empty. To the far right is a urinal]] [[Dude ponders]] [[Dude walks past stalls]] [[Dude uses urinal]] Guy in stall: You're just using the urinal because you didn't want to poop next to me aren't you!? Dude: NO! I DON'T EVEN NEED TO POOP! {{bathroom, poop, urinal}} Bathroom Abort

[[Dude walks to men's room]]

[[Dude looks at two-stall bathroom, a guy is sitting in the left stall, the right is empty. To the far right is a urinal]]

[[Dude ponders]]

[[Dude walks past stalls]]

[[Dude uses urinal]]

Guy in stall: You're just using the urinal because you didn't want to poop next to me aren't you!?

Dude: NO! I DON'T EVEN NEED TO POOP!

{{bathroom, poop, urinal}}]]>