AH MY EYES THERE'S A JAVELIN IN ONE

AH MY EYES THERE'S A JAVELIN IN ONE - latest additions http://moniker.50webs.com The latest transcribed AH MY EYES THERE'S A JAVELIN IN ONE comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:11 -0000 60 noam http://moniker.50webs.com/99.html http://moniker.50webs.com/99.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:22 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/99.html">noam</a> Noam and me. When Noam Chomsky and I get together, you had better watch out. If you have a party, when your parents are out of town double check that both of us are not on the guest list. When Noam and me get drunk, we are crazy. We will jack everything that isn't bolted down. Noam Chomsky and I once crashed this High School kid's party and we peed in his potted plants. The kid was yelling at us. Noam just started muttering about deeper strutcture and I was all like "dude! Noam. Shut the fuck up." noam

Noam and me.

When Noam Chomsky and I
get together,
you had better watch out.

If you have a party,
when your parents are out of town
double check that
both of us are not
on the guest list.

When Noam and
me get drunk,
we are crazy.
We will jack everything
that isn't bolted down.

Noam Chomsky and I once
crashed this High School kid's
party and we peed in his potted plants.
The kid was yelling at us.

Noam just started muttering
about
deeper strutcture and I was all like
"dude!
Noam.
Shut the fuck up."]]> orange http://moniker.50webs.com/85.html http://moniker.50webs.com/85.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:20 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/85.html">orange</a> [[Carton of juice]] Carton of juice: Monsanto Agent Orange Juice Now even more horribly disfiguring! orange

[[Carton of juice]]
Carton of juice: Monsanto
Agent Orange Juice
Now even more horribly disfiguring!]]> bono11 http://moniker.50webs.com/84.html http://moniker.50webs.com/84.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:18 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/84.html">bono11</a> {{The Adventures of Bono}} Bono: I mean, a single 'punch' from THE EDGE angers me, but the third or fourth gets to be very vexing. I ended up having to choke him to death with his own shoelaves. Cam: Wow. And how did you explain his body to the cops? Bono: I choked them to death with the shoelaces, as well. Then I threw them down the corpse-hatch in my backyard. Cam: You mean the well? Bono: Yes... "The well". {{Next time: Bono enjoys a cool glass of lemonade!}} bono11

{{The Adventures of Bono}}
Bono: I mean, a single 'punch' from THE EDGE angers me, but the third or fourth gets to be very vexing.
I ended up having to choke him to death with his own shoelaves.
Cam: Wow.
And how did you explain his body to the cops?

Bono: I choked them to death with the shoelaces, as well.
Then I threw them down the corpse-hatch in my backyard.
Cam: You mean the well?
Bono: Yes... "The well".

{{Next time: Bono enjoys a cool glass of lemonade!}}]]> bono10 http://moniker.50webs.com/83.html http://moniker.50webs.com/83.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:14 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/83.html">bono10</a> {{Adventures of Bono}} Bono: Well, THE EDGE, thanks for helping me stomp that guy. EDGE: NO PROBLEM, MAN. YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR ME. Bono: Yeah... But, was it really necessary to donkey punch the guy? EDGE: YES IT WAS. DON'T MAKE ME DONKEY PUNCH YOU, BONO. {{Next time: Watch out or THE EDGE will donkey punch you!}} bono10

{{Adventures of Bono}}
Bono: Well, THE EDGE, thanks for helping me stomp that guy.
EDGE: NO PROBLEM, MAN. YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR ME.

Bono: Yeah...
But, was it really necessary to donkey punch the guy?
EDGE: YES IT WAS.
DON'T MAKE ME DONKEY PUNCH YOU, BONO.

{{Next time: Watch out or THE EDGE will donkey punch you!}}]]> bono9 http://moniker.50webs.com/80.html http://moniker.50webs.com/80.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:11 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/80.html">bono9</a> {{The Adventures of Bono}} Bono: Hey, THE EDGE. Why do you live in purgatory? EDGE: BECAUSE I'M THE EDGE. AND THE EDGE HAS ALWAYS LIVED ON A SEPARATE PLANE OF EXISTENCE. Bono: Ok. Well, I need your help to trap the waiter who tried to punk me. EDGE: LET'S STOMP THIS DUDE OK. SHOULD I BRING FUZZY HANDCUFFS? Bono: Let's come back and get them after we've dealt with the waiter. EDGE: LET'S CUT THIS DUDE WITH A KNIFE OK. bono9

{{The Adventures of Bono}}
Bono: Hey, THE EDGE.
Why do you live in purgatory?
EDGE: BECAUSE I'M THE EDGE.
AND THE EDGE HAS ALWAYS LIVED ON A SEPARATE PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
Bono: Ok. Well, I need your help to trap the waiter who tried to punk me.

EDGE: LET'S STOMP THIS DUDE OK.
SHOULD I BRING FUZZY HANDCUFFS?
Bono: Let's come back and get them after we've dealt with the waiter.
EDGE: LET'S CUT THIS DUDE WITH A KNIFE OK.]]> kombat http://moniker.50webs.com/78.html http://moniker.50webs.com/78.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:07 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/78.html">kombat</a> middle english mortal kombat scorpion rayden get over hither kombat

middle english mortal kombat scorpion rayden get over hither]]> sued http://moniker.50webs.com/77.html http://moniker.50webs.com/77.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:05 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/77.html">sued</a> did you hear about dan brown being sued for plagiarism? yes. dan brown's a bitch. sued

did you hear about dan brown being sued for plagiarism? yes. dan brown's a bitch.]]> steven http://moniker.50webs.com/76.html http://moniker.50webs.com/76.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:03 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/76.html">steven</a> harvey wallbanger phone! any calls from bono? bitch, please. i'll grind your bones to make my bread. next time: steven seagal gets a sidekick named short round. steven

harvey wallbanger phone! any calls from bono? bitch, please. i'll grind your bones to make my bread.
next time: steven seagal gets a sidekick named short round.]]> salami http://moniker.50webs.com/75.html http://moniker.50webs.com/75.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:26:01 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/75.html">salami</a> I'll have 200 grams of salami, in multiples of five, please. salami

I'll have 200 grams of salami, in multiples of five, please.]]> bono7 http://moniker.50webs.com/74.html http://moniker.50webs.com/74.html Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:25:59 -0000 <a href="http://moniker.50webs.com/74.html">bono7</a> [[THE ADVENTURES OF BONO]] Bono: Steven Seagal, I'm launching a jihad on the waiter who tried to punk me. Will you help? Steven: YES. Bono: Great! By the way, I rented your direct to DVD release Jonesing For Some Murder and it was just AWESOME. Steven: THANKS! I SHOT IT IN MY BASEMENT. YOU KNOW MY BLACK SIDEKICK? HE WAS ACTUALLY JUST A BROOMSTICK WITH AN EXCO SHIRT DRAPED OVER IT. ALTHOUGH JA RULE PROVIDED THE VOICE. Bono: That's really something. I'll call you for the jihad real soon... [[NEXT TIME: BONO NEVER CALLS!]] {{vravina@gmail.com}} bono7

[[THE ADVENTURES OF BONO]]

Bono: Steven Seagal, I'm launching a jihad on the waiter who tried to punk me. Will you help?
Steven: YES.
Bono: Great! By the way, I rented your direct to DVD release Jonesing For Some Murder and it was just AWESOME.

Steven: THANKS! I SHOT IT IN MY BASEMENT. YOU KNOW MY BLACK SIDEKICK? HE WAS ACTUALLY JUST A BROOMSTICK WITH AN EXCO SHIRT DRAPED OVER IT. ALTHOUGH JA RULE PROVIDED THE VOICE.
Bono: That's really something. I'll call you for the jihad real soon...

[[NEXT TIME: BONO NEVER CALLS!]]

{{vravina@gmail.com}}]]>