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Evil Inc - latest additions http://evil-comic.com The latest transcribed Evil Inc comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:42:03 -0000 60 Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog http://evil-comic.com/archive/20120131.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20120131.html Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:23:35 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20120131.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog</a> How did you-? Miss Match is an A-Level arch-nemesis... I know. That makes her worth 500 points. Five-fifty. I caught her in the act. Whoa! You know what that means? WE HAVE A NEW TOP HERO! Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog

How did you-? Miss Match is an A-Level arch-nemesis...
I know.

That makes her worth 500 points.
Five-fifty. I caught her in the act.

Whoa! You know what that means?

WE HAVE A NEW TOP HERO!]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog http://evil-comic.com/archive/20120123.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20120123.html Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:11:28 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20120123.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog</a> Miss Match: You really think Captain Heroic looked happy with Amazing Amazon? Man On the Street: Yeah. Miss Match: Impossible. How can a woman like that make Cap happy? [[The man raises his eyebrows]] [[The two look at each other for a beat]] Man On the Street: You want the list or the synopsis? [[Miss Match frowns]] Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog

Miss Match: You really think Captain Heroic looked happy with Amazing Amazon?
Man On the Street: Yeah.

Miss Match: Impossible. How can a woman like that make Cap happy?
[[The man raises his eyebrows]]

[[The two look at each other for a beat]]

Man On the Street: You want the list or the synopsis?
[[Miss Match frowns]]]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100102.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100102.html Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:36:04 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100102.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? Lightning Lady: This call MAY be recorded for quality assurance. Caller: It MAY be recorded for quality assurance? Caller: Does that mean there's another possible reason? Lightning Lady: Well... it MAY be recorded for comedy assurance. Caller: Huh? Lightning Lady: You guys say the darnedest things when you're on hold. Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you?
Lightning Lady: This call MAY be recorded for quality assurance.

Caller: It MAY be recorded for quality assurance?
Caller: Does that mean there's another possible reason?

Lightning Lady: Well... it MAY be recorded for comedy assurance.
Caller: Huh?

Lightning Lady: You guys say the darnedest things when you're on hold.]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100102.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100102.html Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:36:04 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100102.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? Lightning Lady: This call MAY be recorded for quality assurance. Caller: It MAY be recorded for quality assurance? Caller: Does that mean there's another possible reason? Lightning Lady: Well... it MAY be recorded for comedy assurance. Caller: Huh? Lightning Lady: You guys say the darnedest things when you're on hold. Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you?
Lightning Lady: This call MAY be recorded for quality assurance.

Caller: It MAY be recorded for quality assurance?
Caller: Does that mean there's another possible reason?

Lightning Lady: Well... it MAY be recorded for comedy assurance.
Caller: Huh?

Lightning Lady: You guys say the darnedest things when you're on hold.]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111203.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111203.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:04 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111203.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog</a> [[Hallway outside the Office of the Comptroller. A sign on the door reads NOW HIRING. Further down the hall are EVIL ATOM and LIGHTNING LADY.]] EVIL ATOM: The worst part is the feeling of being out of comptroll. Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog

[[Hallway outside the Office of the Comptroller. A sign on the door reads NOW HIRING. Further down the hall are EVIL ATOM and LIGHTNING LADY.]]
EVIL ATOM: The worst part is the feeling of being out of comptroll.]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111201.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111201.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:03 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111201.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> LIGHTNING LADY: Once we're out, we'll need a getaway vehicle. ELASTIC MAN: My Dad's 1977 Pontiac Ventura! LIGHTNING LADY: Wha--? [[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself into a dead-on replica of a '77 Ventura.]] ELASTIC MAN: Every time I tried to get my date into the back seat, they'd yell: "Get away!" LIGHTNING LADY (interrupting): Stop it! ELASTIC MAN: That, too. LIGHTNING LADY: No...I can't let you do this with me unless you're really serious. ELASTIC MAN: It's as if you were right there in the Ventura sitting NEXT TO me! Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

LIGHTNING LADY: Once we're out, we'll need a getaway vehicle.
ELASTIC MAN: My Dad's 1977 Pontiac Ventura!
LIGHTNING LADY: Wha--?
[[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself into a dead-on replica of a '77 Ventura.]]

ELASTIC MAN: Every time I tried to get my date into the back seat, they'd yell: "Get away!"
LIGHTNING LADY (interrupting): Stop it!
ELASTIC MAN: That, too.

LIGHTNING LADY: No...I can't let you do this with me unless you're really serious.

ELASTIC MAN: It's as if you were right there in the Ventura sitting NEXT TO me!]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111202.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111202.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:03 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111202.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> [[LIGHTNING LADY and ELASTIC MAN go over the blueprints to the museum.]] LIGHTNING LADY: The ruby is protected by heat sensors, a pressure-sensitive platform and three security cameras here...here...and here... LIGHTNING LADY: If I surge the circuit, we have thirty--maybe forty--seconds before the back-ups kick in. ELASTIC MAN: Ooh! And I get the ruby off the pressure-sensitive platform by quickly switching it with something of equal weight--like a bag of sand! ELASTIC MAN (narration): "--and I know just where to find one!" [[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself like INDIANA JONES, and is swapping a golden idol and a bag of sand a la RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.]] Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

[[LIGHTNING LADY and ELASTIC MAN go over the blueprints to the museum.]]
LIGHTNING LADY: The ruby is protected by heat sensors, a pressure-sensitive platform and three security cameras here...here...and here...

LIGHTNING LADY: If I surge the circuit, we have thirty--maybe forty--seconds before the back-ups kick in.

ELASTIC MAN: Ooh! And I get the ruby off the pressure-sensitive platform by quickly switching it with something of equal weight--like a bag of sand!

ELASTIC MAN (narration): "--and I know just where to find one!"
[[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself like INDIANA JONES, and is swapping a golden idol and a bag of sand a la RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.]]]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111130.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111130.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:02 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111130.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> LIGHTNING LADY: If we make our way past the medieval armor, we can cut through the modern art and go directly into the exhibit of motorcycle artist David Mann. The ruby is in the next room. ELASTIC MAN: Too bad the museum didn't have a display on stomachs...Going through that would be the easiest way to Mann's art. LIGHTNING LADY: Of course... once we have the gem, there's only one way out. ELASTIC MAN: Through the gift shop! (I get a member discount.) LIGHTNING LADY: No...the atrium window. ELASTIC MAN: If we get caught and sent to jail, you're gonna wish we'd used my 25%-off! Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

LIGHTNING LADY: If we make our way past the medieval armor, we can cut through the modern art and go directly into the exhibit of motorcycle artist David Mann. The ruby is in the next room.

ELASTIC MAN: Too bad the museum didn't have a display on stomachs...Going through that would be the easiest way to Mann's art.
LIGHTNING LADY: Of course... once we have the gem, there's only one way out.

ELASTIC MAN: Through the gift shop! (I get a member discount.)
LIGHTNING LADY: No...the atrium window.

ELASTIC MAN: If we get caught and sent to jail, you're gonna wish we'd used my 25%-off!]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111129.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111129.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:00 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111129.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> LIGHTNING LADY: We know that the night guard at the museum takes his dinner break at eleven o'clock. ELASTIC MAN: How do you know? LIGHTNING LADY: I learned it during the reconnaissance. [[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself into a busty woman wearing a corset.]] ELASTIC MAN: Ooh! I love their faires! ...All the women in their bustiers and corsets... LIGHTNING LADY: No...I mean I went to secretly look at everything I could see and... ELASTIC MAN (interrupting): ...Like I said... [[Gestures at his ample bosom.]] LIGHTNING LADY: Focus. [[ELASTIC MAN relaxes and reverts to a male figure with a sagging gut--and, oddly enough, still wearing a corset.]] ELASTIC MAN: Whew! I don't know how Plas does it! Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

LIGHTNING LADY: We know that the night guard at the museum takes his dinner break at eleven o'clock.
ELASTIC MAN: How do you know?

LIGHTNING LADY: I learned it during the reconnaissance.
[[ELASTIC MAN has shaped himself into a busty woman wearing a corset.]]
ELASTIC MAN: Ooh! I love their faires! ...All the women in their bustiers and corsets...

LIGHTNING LADY: No...I mean I went to secretly look at everything I could see and...
ELASTIC MAN (interrupting): ...Like I said...
[[Gestures at his ample bosom.]]

LIGHTNING LADY: Focus.
[[ELASTIC MAN relaxes and reverts to a male figure with a sagging gut--and, oddly enough, still wearing a corset.]]
ELASTIC MAN: Whew! I don't know how Plas does it!]]> Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111128.html http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111128.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:59:59 -0000 <a href="http://evil-comic.com/archive/20111128.html">Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic</a> [[LIGHTNING LADY unrolls some blueprints.]] LIGHTNING LADY: I've been working on a museum heist: The Ruby of Ragnoor.* --Fabled to hold untold mystic powers. FOOTNOTE: * -Ring any bells, true believers? ELASTIC MAN: I can magically drive the turnpike without paying? LIGHTNING LADY: That's "un-tolled" mystic power. ELASTIC MAN: What if the REASON that's it's "untold" is that it's a really DUMB power--like reverse-alchemy? ELASTIC MAN: What if it's an untold UN-GOLD mystic power?! LIGHTNING LADY: What if I un-told you about this heist? Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

[[LIGHTNING LADY unrolls some blueprints.]]
LIGHTNING LADY: I've been working on a museum heist: The Ruby of Ragnoor.*
--Fabled to hold untold mystic powers.
FOOTNOTE: * -Ring any bells, true believers?

ELASTIC MAN: I can magically drive the turnpike without paying?
LIGHTNING LADY: That's "un-tolled" mystic power.

ELASTIC MAN: What if the REASON that's it's "untold" is that it's a really DUMB power--like reverse-alchemy?

ELASTIC MAN: What if it's an untold UN-GOLD mystic power?!
LIGHTNING LADY: What if I un-told you about this heist?]]>