Holy Bibble - latest additions

Holy Bibble - latest additions http://holybibble.net The latest transcribed Holy Bibble comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:08 -0000 60 Sex Change http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=10 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=10 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:11:47 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=10">Sex Change</a> So, you need a clone of young Adam... ...genetically engineered to be submissive, obedient, cheerful and hard working. Yes. With boobs. Sex Change

So, you need a clone of young Adam...

...genetically engineered to be submissive, obedient, cheerful and hard working.

Yes. With boobs.]]> Cloning http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=9 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=9 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:10:50 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=9">Cloning</a> DEPT. OF CLONING Hey, Mikey. How's it going? Hello. I need a clone. Um... ok, but you only need a small sample to clone. Not an entire rib... Ooops. Cloning

DEPT. OF CLONING

Hey, Mikey. How's it going?

Hello. I need a clone.

Um... ok, but you only need a small sample to clone. Not an entire rib...

Ooops.]]> Squirt http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=8 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=8 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:09:55 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=8">Squirt</a> So. He wants an obedient wife, does he? CENSORED ...the PAIN! Squirt

So. He wants an obedient wife, does he?

CENSORED

...the PAIN!]]> Give Me a Sign http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=7 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=7 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:09:23 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=7">Give Me a Sign</a> WHY GOD!? Why did you take her from me!?!? Was I really THAT HORRIBLE? All I wanted was a loving, obdeient wife! Is that so wrong, God? IS THAT SO WRONG!? Please, God, PLEASE BRING her BACK! I will do ANYTHING you ask of me. ANYTHING!! Just please, please please don't leave me down here alone. Please please please please PLEEEEASE help me God, I can't SURVIVE without her! I need her! Do you hear me!? DO YOU!?!? Come ON God can't you even show me a SIGN that you can at least HEAR ME!?!? POOF Yay! SMACK Give Me a Sign

WHY GOD!? Why did you take her from me!?!? Was I really THAT HORRIBLE? All I wanted was a loving, obdeient wife! Is that so wrong, God? IS THAT SO WRONG!?

Please, God, PLEASE BRING her BACK! I will do ANYTHING you ask of me. ANYTHING!!

Just please, please please don't leave me down here alone. Please please please please PLEEEEASE help me God, I can't SURVIVE without her! I need her! Do you hear me!? DO YOU!?!? Come ON God can't you even show me a SIGN that you can at least HEAR ME!?!?

POOF

Yay!

SMACK]]> Devil http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=6 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=6 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:07:29 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=6">Devil</a> Actually, I've found another man. Another man?? What the devil are you talking about? Well, speak of the devil! Meet my new boyfriend. The Devil. He's absolutely charming. A real devil inside. Well, you know, every single one of us has a devil inside. He's promised me a real devil of a time. We'll have some deviled eggs, some devil's food cake... And then we're gonna have sex! ...devil. Devil

Actually, I've found another man.
Another man?? What the devil are you talking about?

Well, speak of the devil! Meet my new boyfriend. The Devil.

He's absolutely charming. A real devil inside.

Well, you know, every single one of us has a devil inside.

He's promised me a real devil of a time. We'll have some deviled eggs, some devil's food cake...

And then we're gonna have sex!

...devil.]]> Unsatisfactory http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=5 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=5 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:06:01 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=5">Unsatisfactory</a> I'm leaving you, Adam. Leaving? But... why? Well, to begin, you expect me to do everything; clean up after you, make all your meals, including the foraging out in the garden everyday. You also always demand sex from me, anytime, any place, and it's always the same thing and I never get anything out of it. You're a total macho pig and I want to be my own woman, not the slave that you've so clearly stated you desire. Yeah, ok, so do you have any good reasons? Unsatisfactory

I'm leaving you, Adam.
Leaving? But... why?

Well, to begin, you expect me to do everything; clean up after you, make all your meals, including the foraging out in the garden everyday. You also always demand sex from me, anytime, any place, and it's always the same thing and I never get anything out of it. You're a total macho pig and I want to be my own woman, not the slave that you've so clearly stated you desire.

Yeah, ok, so do you have any good reasons?]]> Male and Female http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=4 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=4 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:04:32 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=4">Male and Female</a> Hello, Adam. I'm Lilith. I've been sent to keep you company. Hallelujah, Praise the Lord! Was it good for you? I've had better. Male and Female

Hello, Adam. I'm Lilith. I've been sent to keep you company.

Hallelujah, Praise the Lord!

Was it good for you?

I've had better.]]> A Suitable Helper http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=3 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=3 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:03:50 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=3">A Suitable Helper</a> Was it good for you? Ba-a-ah. A Suitable Helper

Was it good for you?

Ba-a-ah.]]> The Seventh Day http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=2 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=2 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:03:04 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=2">The Seventh Day</a> You see, Adam. It works out kinda like this: Day one: he created light. Day two: the sky and the ocean. Day three: mountains, hills, etc. Day four: the sun, moon, stars. Day five: birds... fish... Day six: livestock... and you. And so that is how he did it in six days. Pretty darn impressive, huh? But you said it took seven days! That's... right. But the seventh day was... Sunday. And, well, he didn't do anything on Sunday... 'Cause people just don't do anything... ...on Sunday. The Seventh Day

You see, Adam. It works out kinda like this: Day one: he created light. Day two: the sky and the ocean. Day three: mountains, hills, etc. Day four: the sun, moon, stars. Day five: birds... fish... Day six: livestock... and you. And so that is how he did it in six days. Pretty darn impressive, huh?

But you said it took seven days!

That's... right. But the seventh day was... Sunday.

And, well, he didn't do anything on Sunday...

'Cause people just don't do anything... ...on Sunday.]]> IN THE Beginning http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=1 http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=1 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:00:24 -0000 <a href="http://holybibble.net/index.php?id=1">IN THE Beginning</a> Wow! Look at all that STUFF out there! I wonder how it GOT there! Well, Adam, God put it there! He did?? Wow! That must have taken forever! Or like at least four billion years! Psh! God is totally all powerful. It only took him like seven days or something. Really?? 'Cause, you know, considering erosion, tectonic movements, weather patterns, the North Atlantic current, the rotation of the... SEVEN DAYS!!! IN THE Beginning

Wow! Look at all that STUFF out there! I wonder how it GOT there!

Well, Adam, God put it there!

He did?? Wow! That must have taken forever! Or like at least four billion years!

Psh! God is totally all powerful. It only took him like seven days or something.

Really?? 'Cause, you know, considering erosion, tectonic movements, weather patterns, the North Atlantic current, the rotation of the...

SEVEN DAYS!!!]]>