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El Goonish Shive - latest additions http://egscomics.com The latest transcribed El Goonish Shive comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:11 -0000 60 Funniest Home Videos http://egscomics.com/d/20020607.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020607.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:27:07 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020607.html">Funniest Home Videos</a> Elliot: Why in the name of all that is decent and good in this universe did you turn your self into a girl?! Tedd: Well, i wanted to make sure it the female from variant #1 was ready to be used on Tony so I tested it on myself, but thats when teh safety got stuck so I need to fix it so I can zap my self back to normal. Elliot: Use it on Tony?! Tedd, I know the guy's a jerk but turning him into a girl isn't right. You'd be tolally messing around with his entire life. Tedd: What are you talking about? Variant #1 only last about a day, then you're back to normal. Ijust what to teach him some humility. Elliot: Oh. In that case I want that on film. Tedd: I thought you would. Funniest Home Videos

Elliot: Why in the name of all that is decent and good in this universe did you turn your self into a girl?!

Tedd: Well, i wanted to make sure it the female from variant #1 was ready to be used on Tony so I tested it on myself, but thats when teh safety got stuck so I need to fix it so I can zap my self back to normal.
Elliot: Use it on Tony?! Tedd, I know the guy's a jerk but turning him into a girl isn't right. You'd be tolally messing around with his entire life.

Tedd: What are you talking about? Variant #1 only last about a day, then you're back to normal. Ijust what to teach him some humility.

Elliot: Oh. In that case I want that on film.
Tedd: I thought you would.]]> Jeremy is Juggling Dinner Plates Off-Screen in the Last Three Panels. http://egscomics.com/d/20020514.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020514.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:26:14 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020514.html">Jeremy is Juggling Dinner Plates Off-Screen in the Last Three Panels.</a> [[Grace and Tedd are seen talking to each other with Jeremy sitting on Tedd's arm kinda like a parrot.]] Grace: Is the, um, "Half-Jeremy" form really the best for combat that you have? Tedd: Hell yeah! Just look at him! But I'm confused . . . don't you hate violence? [[Same basic scene with Jeremy jumping off of Tedd's arm and Grace holding and looking down at the transformation gun.]] Grace: I do, but . . . well, my brothers might leave me no other options. Hmm . . . what all forms do you have programmed into this . . . ? Tedd: Uh, I could just tell you, you don't need to - - [[Grace is seen looking down at the TF gun like she's reading off of a screen]] Grace: Cat, hedgehog, dog, chipmunk, mouse, raccoon, Jeremy, fox, squirrel . . . [[Same as last panel with Grace looking a bit surprised about something]] [[Same as last 2 panels this time Grace is looking to the side towards where Tedd was last seen standing]] Grace: Male and female forms . . .? Tedd: I have no idea how those got there!!! Jeremy is Juggling Dinner Plates Off-Screen in the Last Three Panels.

[[Grace and Tedd are seen talking to each other with Jeremy sitting on Tedd's arm kinda like a parrot.]]
Grace: Is the, um, "Half-Jeremy" form really the best for combat that you have?
Tedd: Hell yeah! Just look at him! But I'm confused . . . don't you hate violence?

[[Same basic scene with Jeremy jumping off of Tedd's arm and Grace holding and looking down at the transformation gun.]]
Grace: I do, but . . . well, my brothers might leave me no other options. Hmm . . . what all forms do you have programmed into this . . . ?
Tedd: Uh, I could just tell you, you don't need to - -

[[Grace is seen looking down at the TF gun like she's reading off of a screen]]
Grace: Cat, hedgehog, dog, chipmunk, mouse, raccoon, Jeremy, fox, squirrel . . .

[[Same as last panel with Grace looking a bit surprised about something]]

[[Same as last 2 panels this time Grace is looking to the side towards where Tedd was last seen standing]]
Grace: Male and female forms . . .?
Tedd: I have no idea how those got there!!!]]> Secret Relationship http://egscomics.com/d/20020525.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020525.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:23:36 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020525.html">Secret Relationship</a> [[Grace and Tedd are lying in bed together. Their eyes are closed and the caption reads: "Tuesday morning..."]] Mr. Verres(off-panel): Tedd! Would you please wake up and turn off your alarm clock already?! [[Mr. Verres is standing in the hall with a newspaper. Two doors are behind him, the left one is open.]] Mr. Verres: Huh. That's odd... He's not in his room. [[Tedd runs from the left room (Grace's room) to the right room. Mr. Verres is facing the other way, oblivious.]] Mr.Verres: He better not have fallen asleep with Shade on the couch again. Tedd: Why Father, I have been in this bathroom all along and not sleeping with the squirrel girl as previously suggested. Mr. Verres: Ok then, that's good to hear. Secret Relationship

[[Grace and Tedd are lying in bed together. Their eyes are closed and the caption reads: "Tuesday morning..."]]

Mr. Verres(off-panel): Tedd! Would you please wake up and turn off your alarm clock already?!

[[Mr. Verres is standing in the hall with a newspaper. Two doors are behind him, the left one is open.]]
Mr. Verres: Huh. That's odd... He's not in his room.

[[Tedd runs from the left room (Grace's room) to the right room.
Mr. Verres is facing the other way, oblivious.]]
Mr.Verres: He better not have fallen asleep with Shade on the couch again.

Tedd: Why Father, I have been in this bathroom all along and not sleeping with the squirrel girl as previously suggested.
Mr. Verres: Ok then, that's good to hear.]]> I NEVER reuse images. NEVER!!! http://egscomics.com/d/20020519.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020519.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:22:40 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020519.html">I NEVER reuse images. NEVER!!!</a> [[A TV on a stand is shown to us with the following text: What Grace and Tedd were doing. A Tedd and Grace Joint Cast Tedd . . . Tedd Grace . . . Grace Directed by Motion Follow Capture Program #67]] [[Sarah is sitting on the couch with Grace sitting to her left]] Sarah: . . . Right . . . So basically you spent the eveninv zapping Grace with a gun and driving here wild with catnip? [[Scene shifts to the left as we see Sarah to the right of Grace and Tedd who are in each others arms.]] Grace: Yeah, but it sucks! We didn't record me with the catnip! Tedd: And let me tell you, it was hilarious. [[The whole couch is now seen. Sarah is on the right side of the couch with Grace and Tedd on the left side, still in each others arms. Sarah has a questioning look on her face]] Sarah: No problem here; as it is I think you recorded too much. And you could've fast-forwarded through the part when Grace was toppless, you know. Tedd: I tried, remember? Grace wouldn't let me! [[Same scene as the last one. This time Sarah has a "why me?" look on here face]] Grace: It was important to the plot! What I want to know is what is so wrong with my body that nobody wants to see it?! I NEVER reuse images. NEVER!!!

[[A TV on a stand is shown to us with the following text:
What Grace and Tedd were doing.
A Tedd and Grace Joint
Cast
Tedd . . . Tedd
Grace . . . Grace
Directed by
Motion Follow Capture Program #67]]

[[Sarah is sitting on the couch with Grace sitting to her left]]
Sarah: . . . Right . . . So basically you spent the eveninv zapping Grace with a gun and driving here wild with catnip?

[[Scene shifts to the left as we see Sarah to the right of Grace and Tedd who are in each others arms.]]
Grace: Yeah, but it sucks! We didn't record me with the catnip!
Tedd: And let me tell you, it was hilarious.

[[The whole couch is now seen. Sarah is on the right side of the couch with Grace and Tedd on the left side, still in each others arms. Sarah has a questioning look on her face]]
Sarah: No problem here; as it is I think you recorded too much. And you could've fast-forwarded through the part when Grace was toppless, you know.
Tedd: I tried, remember? Grace wouldn't let me!

[[Same scene as the last one. This time Sarah has a "why me?" look on here face]]
Grace: It was important to the plot! What I want to know is what is so wrong with my body that nobody wants to see it?!]]> Look at Them Eyes... Cr-razy. http://egscomics.com/d/20020522.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020522.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:22:28 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020522.html">Look at Them Eyes... Cr-razy.</a> [[Tedd, sans glasses, quickly gets up to leave.]] Tedd: You know what? Darnedest thing, I just realized I can't see a thing without my glasses. I'll just go-- [[Grace grabs Tedd's wrist.]] Grace: No! ...Please don't leave me alone... [[Grace embraces Tedd.]] Grace: Just stay here with me, please... Tedd: ...I'd be happy to, but you can't be too comfortable in that position... [[Grace lifts up the blanket of her bed.]] Grace: Well then get in the bed already!! [[Tedd and Grace are lying in bed together.]] Tedd: I doubt my dad would be too happy to see me here... Grace: Why? It's not like we're doing anything dirty. Tedd: We're not going to? Aw, dammit! Grace: Hehe... Look at Them Eyes... Cr-razy.

[[Tedd, sans glasses, quickly gets up to leave.]]
Tedd: You know what? Darnedest thing, I just realized I can't see a thing without my glasses. I'll just go--

[[Grace grabs Tedd's wrist.]]
Grace: No! ...Please don't leave me alone...

[[Grace embraces Tedd.]]
Grace: Just stay here with me, please...

Tedd: ...I'd be happy to, but you can't be too comfortable in that position...

[[Grace lifts up the blanket of her bed.]]
Grace: Well then get in the bed already!!

[[Tedd and Grace are lying in bed together.]]
Tedd: I doubt my dad would be too happy to see me here...
Grace: Why? It's not like we're doing anything dirty.
Tedd: We're not going to? Aw, dammit!
Grace: Hehe...]]> Nightmare http://egscomics.com/d/20020520.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020520.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:22:21 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020520.html">Nightmare</a> [[The front of Tedd's house is seen with Grace in the front door and Sarah walking away from the house]] Grace: Goodnight, Sarah! Are you sure there's nothing you want to talk about? Sarah: I'm sure! G'night! [[Grace is lying in her bed asleep, as seen from above her.]] [[The guest room, later . . .]] Thoughts: No Family . . . Thoughts: No Father . . . Thoughts: No Mother . . . Thoughts: No Brother . . . Thoughts: No Sister . . . Thoughts: No Past . . . Thoughts: No Future . . . Grace: nnn. . . [[Still Grace in bed, this time from a side view]] Thoughts: Not Human . . . Thoughts: Just A Beast . . . Thoughts: Worthless . . . Grace: N-No . . . Thoughts: Waste of space . . . [[Shift to Tedd's room, who is seen sitting up in bed, his glasses are on the table]] [[Tedd's Room]] Grace: EEEEEK!!! Tedd: zz - - * The Hell? Was that Grace?! [[Still Tedd's room with him now out of bed and running out of the room]] Grace: No! *SOB* Leave me alone!!! Tedd: Grace!!! [[Still Tedd's room, this time zoomed in on his glasses which are sitting on the table]] Tedd: Grace?! Nightmare

[[The front of Tedd's house is seen with Grace in the front door and Sarah walking away from the house]]
Grace: Goodnight, Sarah! Are you sure there's nothing you want to talk about?
Sarah: I'm sure! G'night!

[[Grace is lying in her bed asleep, as seen from above her.]]
[[The guest room, later . . .]]
Thoughts: No Family . . .
Thoughts: No Father . . .
Thoughts: No Mother . . .
Thoughts: No Brother . . .
Thoughts: No Sister . . .
Thoughts: No Past . . .
Thoughts: No Future . . .
Grace: nnn. . .

[[Still Grace in bed, this time from a side view]]
Thoughts: Not Human . . .
Thoughts: Just A Beast . . .
Thoughts: Worthless . . .
Grace: N-No . . .
Thoughts: Waste of space . . .

[[Shift to Tedd's room, who is seen sitting up in bed, his glasses are on the table]]
[[Tedd's Room]]
Grace: EEEEEK!!!
Tedd: zz - - * The Hell? Was that Grace?!

[[Still Tedd's room with him now out of bed and running out of the room]]
Grace: No! *SOB* Leave me alone!!!
Tedd: Grace!!!

[[Still Tedd's room, this time zoomed in on his glasses which are sitting on the table]]
Tedd: Grace?!]]> EGS Comic Book Page / Strip for Friday, May 17, 2002 http://egscomics.com/d/20020517.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020517.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:21:58 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020517.html">EGS Comic Book Page / Strip for Friday, May 17, 2002</a> {{Title: Striptease}} {{Story Arc: Catnip}} [[Tedd is to the right of Grace looking at her with Grace looking over her shoulder and down her back.]] Tedd: What, back to human form already? Grace: Yeah, that Jeremy form is creepy . . . and I need to change shirts apparently. [[Tedd is still looking at Grace as she begins to take off her shirt.]] Tedd: Yeah, those spines - - Woah! Grace, what are you doing?! Grace: I said I was going to change shirts; don't you pay attention? [[We see Tedd firmly in the foreground looking away from Grace who is in the background, back turned towards us because she has no shirt on]] Tedd: Uh . . . wouldn't you like some privacy? The cameras are still on, too . . . Grace: Oh, it's fine. I really don't care if somebody sees me without clothes. [[Scene is the same except Grace is now in the foreground, with shoulders and up visable, and Tedd is still looking away]] Grace: I said I don't care, you know. You don't have to look away. Tedd: I'm being polite!!! [[We now see just Tedd, whose head is still looking to the side, but now has sweat drops and a frustrated look on his face.]] Tedd(thinking): Must not look . . . must respect here as more than just eye candy . . . must not look must not - - ARGH! I can't take it! I gotta look!!! [[We now see both Tedd and Grace, this time with Grace fully clothed and Tedd with a very disappointed look on his face.]] Tedd: AW, DAMMIT!!! Grace: Hm? EGS Comic Book Page / Strip for Friday, May 17, 2002

{{Title: Striptease}}
{{Story Arc: Catnip}}

[[Tedd is to the right of Grace looking at her with Grace looking over her shoulder and down her back.]]
Tedd: What, back to human form already?
Grace: Yeah, that Jeremy form is creepy . . . and I need to change shirts apparently.

[[Tedd is still looking at Grace as she begins to take off her shirt.]]
Tedd: Yeah, those spines - - Woah! Grace, what are you doing?!
Grace: I said I was going to change shirts; don't you pay attention?

[[We see Tedd firmly in the foreground looking away from Grace who is in the background, back turned towards us because she has no shirt on]]
Tedd: Uh . . . wouldn't you like some privacy? The cameras are still on, too . . .
Grace: Oh, it's fine. I really don't care if somebody sees me without clothes.

[[Scene is the same except Grace is now in the foreground, with shoulders and up visable, and Tedd is still looking away]]
Grace: I said I don't care, you know. You don't have to look away.
Tedd: I'm being polite!!!

[[We now see just Tedd, whose head is still looking to the side, but now has sweat drops and a frustrated look on his face.]]
Tedd(thinking): Must not look . . . must respect here as more than just eye candy . . . must not look must not - - ARGH! I can't take it! I gotta look!!!

[[We now see both Tedd and Grace, this time with Grace fully clothed and Tedd with a very disappointed look on his face.]]
Tedd: AW, DAMMIT!!!
Grace: Hm?]]> Catnip: A Nifty Substance That Drives Cats Insane With its Minty Smell that Can Be Released by Rolling Around in it. http://egscomics.com/d/20020518.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020518.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:21:48 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020518.html">Catnip: A Nifty Substance That Drives Cats Insane With its Minty Smell that Can Be Released by Rolling Around in it.</a> Tedd: Well, this has certainly been an interesting evening... Grace: It certainly has, but what do we do now? [[thinking]] Tedd: Good Question... What would be a good way to wrap up this evening? Let's see... [[cheering]] Tedd: CATNIP!!! Grace: Yay catnip!!! ...What's catnip? Catnip: A Nifty Substance That Drives Cats Insane With its Minty Smell that Can Be Released by Rolling Around in it.

Tedd: Well, this has certainly been an interesting evening...
Grace: It certainly has, but what do we do now?

[[thinking]]
Tedd: Good Question... What would be a good way to wrap up this evening? Let's see...

[[cheering]]
Tedd: CATNIP!!!
Grace: Yay catnip!!! ...What's catnip?]]> Less Scary http://egscomics.com/d/20020516.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020516.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:21:38 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020516.html">Less Scary</a> [[We see a fullshot of half-Jeremy Grace.]] [[Jeremy leaps at her, appearing to attack.]] Jeremy: MEREOW!!! [[Grace panics.]] [[Black panel.]] Grace: AAAAA!!! [[We see Jeremy sitting calmly in Grace's arms.]] Jeremy: Meow! Less Scary

[[We see a fullshot of half-Jeremy Grace.]]

[[Jeremy leaps at her, appearing to attack.]]
Jeremy: MEREOW!!!

[[Grace panics.]]

[[Black panel.]]
Grace: AAAAA!!!

[[We see Jeremy sitting calmly in Grace's arms.]]
Jeremy: Meow!]]> I'm Scared http://egscomics.com/d/20020515.html http://egscomics.com/d/20020515.html Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:21:33 -0000 <a href="http://egscomics.com/d/20020515.html">I'm Scared</a> Tedd : Ready to see what it's like to be Jeremy? Well, sorta anyway... Grace : Bring it on, Tedd. [[Tedd pulls the trigger]] <<ZA~AP!!!>> [[The beam from the transformation gun hits Grace, who is shocked by it]] <<BOOM>> Grace : Urk- ! [[Grace slowly transforms from her human form to a human/Jeremy hybrid]] <<ERRRRRAAAAAUG~ growl!!!>> I'm Scared

Tedd : Ready to see what it's like to be Jeremy? Well, sorta anyway...

Grace : Bring it on, Tedd.

[[Tedd pulls the trigger]]
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[[The beam from the transformation gun hits Grace, who is shocked by it]]
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Grace : Urk- !

[[Grace slowly transforms from her human form to a human/Jeremy hybrid]]
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