http://lacasacomics.blogspot.comThe latest transcribed La Casa Comics comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-ushttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/bavaenfin/lacasacomics/bannersmall.pnghttp://lacasacomics.blogspot.com, 04 2006 15:53:14 EST http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2001/01/who-are-those-guys-and-why-are-they.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2001/01/who-are-those-guys-and-why-are-they.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics About Page, "Who are those guys, and why are they crouched under that table singing pirate shanties?" Brief biographies of the artist, Theo Porter, and the writer, Ahniwa Ferrari, with pictures of each. Not an actual comic strip!}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2001/01/la-casa-comics-archive-list.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2001/01/la-casa-comics-archive-list.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics Archives, "La Casa Comics:". A list of the archives for La Casa Comics, with links to each strip, as well as the sketches. Not an actual comic strip!}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2001/01/comics-we-read.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2001/01/comics-we-read.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics Webcomics List, "Comics we read:". A list of the webcomics that Theo and Ahniwa routinely read. Not an actual comic strip!}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005/10/bonus-happy-halloween.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005/10/bonus-happy-halloween.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics strip # bonus, "Happy Halloween!"}} <BR /> <BR />[[Ahniwa, dressed as a vampire, jumps out from behind a tombstone that reads "RIP". Theo stands behind a similar tombstone, pointing after Tim, who is running away with his hands in the air. Behind them is the La Casa house, with a tree on one side, and the starry night sky. On the ground in front of them is a carved pumpkin. In the bottom left, text reads: "Happy Halloween! From the guys at La Casa Comics". This strip is in full color.]] <BR />Ahniwa: Rawr! <BR />Theo: Hey! Get back here!! Zombie space vampires do not get to break for coffee! <BR /> <BR />{title text: the exception was when they invaded caffeinia, home of the coffee people, who have delicious espresso-blood}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_19_lacasacomics_archive.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_19_lacasacomics_archive.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics strip # 4, "Oly Chic ate my girlfriend"}} <BR /> <BR />[[A guy with a heavy brow, wearing a hip jacket and a large lip ring, walks down the sidewalk making an obscene gesture with his right hand. He has long greasy hair and large bags under his eyes.]] <BR /> <BR />[[Two girls walk down the sidewalk, holding hands and looking at each other as they smile. One is wearing a shirt that says "CHix0r" on the chest. There is a little heart above their heads.]] <BR /> <BR />[[A mom walks down the sidewalk holding her son's hand. She is wearing a shirt that says "WTF?" on it, and looks stoned. Her son has a pointy mohawk and a large water pistol.]] <BR /> <BR />[[Theo, Tim, and Ahniwa stand in the last panel, observing the previous passersby.]] <BR />Ahniwa: Do you guys ever feel that we're not cool enough to live in this town? <BR /> <BR />{{title text: generation punk}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_17_lacasacomics_archive.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_17_lacasacomics_archive.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics strip # 3, "Grand Theft Fertilizer"}} <BR /> <BR />[[Tim sits on the couch, a look of daze on his face. His mouth hangs open and his tongue sticks out.]] <BR /> <BR />[[Theo gestures towards Tim as he talks to Ahniwa.]] <BR />Theo: What's up with Tim? <BR />Ahniwa: Government-approved RPG. <BR /> <BR />[[Ahniwa grimaces, his right arm out as he explains.]] <BR />Ahniwa: They gives you a small piece of grass and you have to help it survive a moderate winter. <BR /> <BR />[[Theo looks sick, his left hand on his stomach as he covers his mouth with his right hand. Ahniwa looks nonplussed and begins to walk off.]] <BR />Theo: Oh gawd, I think I'm gonna be ill. <BR />Ahniwa: Puke bucket's in the corner. Call me when it's violence time. <BR /> <BR />{{title text: go jack some shit}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_14_lacasacomics_archive.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_14_lacasacomics_archive.html">La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comics strip # 2, "Dare to keep adults off drugs."}} <BR /> <BR />[[Tim pounds the counter with his fist and glares at the coffee pot.]] <BR />Tim: Percolate!!! Percolate now, damn you! <BR /> <BR />[[Ahniwa shivers outside, rubbing his arms together, as he smokes a cigarette.]] <BR />&lt;&lt;BRRRRR...&gt;&gt; <BR /> <BR />[[Theo pushes a cart full of beer "BERE" up to checkout at the grocery store as he reaches into his wallet. The grocery clerk looks on in astonishment.]] <BR />Theo: Say a word and you die. It's been a very long day. <BR /> <BR />[[Dealer Dan squints at Tim, Theo, and Ahniwa as they walk by.]] <BR />Dealer Dan: You want some weed? <BR />Theo: No thanks, man. We don't DO drugs. <BR /> <BR />{{title text: i can quit anytime}} http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_12_lacasacomics_archive.html<a href="http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005_10_12_lacasacomics_archive.html">La Casa Comics</a><BR /><BR />{{La Casa Comic strip # 1, "In which Tim goes nutsball wacko"}} <BR /> <BR />[[Tim scowls and points off-panel, an Xbox controller in his left hand.]] <BR />Tim: Fuck you! <BR /> <BR />[[Tim rolls up his sleeves as he approaches the unknown annoyance with a screwdriver]] <BR />Tim: I'm coming after your unborn children, bitch! <BR /> <BR />[[A cloud of debris, out of which Tim's arm is holding a hammer and nuts and bolts are flying. Ahniwa looks on with a martini glass in his right hand.]] <BR />Ahniwa: What the hell are you doing to Theo's Xbox? <BR /> <BR />[[Tim adjusts his glasses as he stops his attack and looks up at Ahniwa. Ahniwa is pouring his drink onto the ground.]] <BR />Tim: Theo's Xbox, you say ... <BR />Ahniwa: Two for one. This is for the console AND you. <BR /> <BR />{{title text: shaken, not stirred}}