Laika - latest additions

Laika - latest additions http://laika-comic.com/ The latest transcribed Laika comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:29 -0000 60 Jay the Filler http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=35 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=35 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:14:15 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=35">Jay the Filler</a> [[Long armed alien character, Jay, stands on his hands, feet dangling in the air.]] Writers black. It's annoying, chronic, and it happens to at least two people you know at any given point in time. It's nearly a disease. So, I'm here as filler. Call me Jay. It's short for Janderelium. It's an odd name, but it's because my parents were hippies. [[Jay relaxes, and sets himself onto his feet. He guestures with his arm.]] I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. It's not like this comic is funny, or that it's what people come back weekly for. That would take a work of genious, or even a stroke of luck. And as Franky BlueEyes says, luck be a lady. And this is where I got my idea from to make this place better... [[He looks down, blank expression.]] I'll wear fake breasts and pretend to be a hot female to appeal to the massses. Jay the Filler

[[Long armed alien character, Jay, stands on his hands, feet dangling in the air.]] Writers black. It's annoying, chronic, and it happens to at least two people you know at any given point in time. It's nearly a disease.

So, I'm here as filler. Call me Jay. It's short for Janderelium. It's an odd name, but it's because my parents were hippies.

[[Jay relaxes, and sets himself onto his feet. He guestures with his arm.]] I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. It's not like this comic is funny, or that it's what people come back weekly for. That would take a work of genious, or even a stroke of luck. And as Franky BlueEyes says, luck be a lady. And this is where I got my idea from to make this place better...

[[He looks down, blank expression.]] I'll wear fake breasts and pretend to be a hot female to appeal to the massses.]]> Quest Madness http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=33 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=33 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:08:40 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=33">Quest Madness</a> [[Set in WoW (World of Warcraft), a large tauren stands to the left. He has a long thing beard, and a mustache. He stands before an orc wearing spiked shoulder pads, holding up the head of a dead night elf with purple skin by its green hair; its tonue lolls out of the open mouth. The orc speaks.]] Ah, Invorn! I see you've slaughtered an entire camp of Night Elves, retrieved my cup holder from the middle of the Great Sea, delivered the letter to my great aunt in the outskirts of Stormwind, picked up the ingredients for my famous Black Liver Pie and even brought back the head of that prick who gave me a parking ticket last week. Now where did I put that reward? ... Ah, yes! Here it is. [[Invorn the tauren puts the head down and stares forward with an incredulous look. The orc shows a list of the rewards, and continues with a look of glee.]]Choose your reward! Unfinished Battle Hatchet of the Ferret [Requires: Axe Mastery (90)] A Hatchet that has not yet been assembled. Coupon of Minor Ice Cream [Requires: Dairy Queen] (Charges: 1) User recieves one small ice cream cone from participating Dairy Queen locations. [[The Orc is brandishing the axe head between his eyes, the handle shoved into his mouth. He has a dazed look on his face. The tauren has left.]] Quest Madness

[[Set in WoW (World of Warcraft), a large tauren stands to the left. He has a long thing beard, and a mustache. He stands before an orc wearing spiked shoulder pads, holding up the head of a dead night elf with purple skin by its green hair; its tonue lolls out of the open mouth. The orc speaks.]] Ah, Invorn! I see you've slaughtered an entire camp of Night Elves, retrieved my cup holder from the middle of the Great Sea, delivered the letter to my great aunt in the outskirts of Stormwind, picked up the ingredients for my famous Black Liver Pie and even brought back the head of that prick who gave me a parking ticket last week. Now where did I put that reward? ...
Ah, yes! Here it is.

[[Invorn the tauren puts the head down and stares forward with an incredulous look. The orc shows a list of the rewards, and continues with a look of glee.]]Choose your reward!
Unfinished Battle Hatchet of the Ferret [Requires: Axe Mastery (90)] A Hatchet that has not yet been assembled.
Coupon of Minor Ice Cream [Requires: Dairy Queen] (Charges: 1) User recieves one small ice cream cone from participating Dairy Queen locations.

[[The Orc is brandishing the axe head between his eyes, the handle shoved into his mouth. He has a dazed look on his face. The tauren has left.]]]]> Red Pill, Blue Pill http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=32 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=32 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:20:44 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=32">Red Pill, Blue Pill</a> [[Photo of a stone lab bench. Four beakers holding vials are sitting on the bench, each vial with a small amount of brightly coloured liquid is in each ranging from purple to yellow to a dark orange. A text is in the lower right.]] I turned down his offer. Morpheus sighed, gave me the blue pill and disappeared through a phone. [[A new photo, a hand holding up the vial with the orange liquid in it, the other hand pointing to the vial. The bench is in the background, papers littering its surface.]] I still can't recreate the red one. It sends me to the hospital when I drink it, not out into the real world. Red Pill, Blue Pill

[[Photo of a stone lab bench. Four beakers holding vials are sitting on the bench, each vial with a small amount of brightly coloured liquid is in each ranging from purple to yellow to a dark orange. A text is in the lower right.]] I turned down his offer. Morpheus sighed, gave me the blue pill and disappeared through a phone.

[[A new photo, a hand holding up the vial with the orange liquid in it, the other hand pointing to the vial. The bench is in the background, papers littering its surface.]] I still can't recreate the red one. It sends me to the hospital when I drink it, not out into the real world.]]> A Lesson Learned http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=31 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=31 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:07:34 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=31">A Lesson Learned</a> [[Bubbles sitting behind a bush by a tree, pieces of the branch tied to his ears in a futile attempt at blending in. A bear trap is chained to a wooden peg in the ground, with a bottle of Daily Vitamins sitting in the trap.]] {{Sigh}} [[Bottom text: Every day is a lesson learned.]] A Lesson Learned

[[Bubbles sitting behind a bush by a tree, pieces of the branch tied to his ears in a futile attempt at blending in. A bear trap is chained to a wooden peg in the ground, with a bottle of Daily Vitamins sitting in the trap.]] {{Sigh}}
[[Bottom text: Every day is a lesson learned.]]]]> Enter Jay http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=52 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=52 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:58:20 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=52">Enter Jay</a> [[Outside; Todd looks from behind a bush at Bubbles and Paddington in the distance. A flower dances to its own tune.]] Todd: Good, Bubbles didn't screw up for once. Time for my getaway. / Todd while running: If I can get away fast enough, they won't be able to find me quick enough to get me on that stupid ... / [[Todd hits his head on what appears to be nothing.]] Nothing: <<CLUNK!>> Todd while falling over: ... spaceship? / [[Steam pours from the nothing and Todd sits up to rub the bump on his head]] Nothing: <<Piffffffffffff>> Todd: Clunk? / [[The side of the nothing begins to light up.]] Todd: Pifff? / [[The door of a spaceship crashes down on top of Todd and Janderelium peaks out]] Spaceship: <<THUD>> Janderelium: Did I hear a knock knock knockin' at my door? Todd, crushed under the door: Oh, exquisite pain ... Enter Jay

[[Outside; Todd looks from behind a bush at Bubbles and Paddington in the distance. A flower dances to its own tune.]]
Todd: Good, Bubbles didn't screw up for once. Time for my getaway.
/
Todd while running: If I can get away fast enough, they won't be able to find me quick enough to get me on that stupid ...
/
[[Todd hits his head on what appears to be nothing.]]
Nothing: <>
Todd while falling over: ... spaceship?
/
[[Steam pours from the nothing and Todd sits up to rub the bump on his head]]
Nothing: <>
Todd: Clunk?
/
[[The side of the nothing begins to light up.]]
Todd: Pifff?
/
[[The door of a spaceship crashes down on top of Todd and Janderelium peaks out]]
Spaceship: <>
Janderelium: Did I hear a knock knock knockin' at my door?
Todd, crushed under the door: Oh, exquisite pain ...]]> The Great Ex Cape http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=51 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=51 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:19:16 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=51">The Great Ex Cape</a> [[Outside; Bubbles and Paddington are talking]] Paddington: One more time before we leave ... what's my name? / Bubbles speaks while holding up a picture of Paddington the bear: Paddington? Paddington: YES! That's it. You got it right in only fifteen tries. You must be a smart one. / Bubbles: Todd tells me I'm smart. Before he went running he told me I was a good "ex cape district son..." Paddington: He didn't strike me as an exercising type. And what's an "ex cape district son"? / Bubbles: Well, when I asked he just told me I was a brain case. Padds to himself: ... excapedistrictson ... Bubbles: ... brain case means smart, right? Padds: ... GAH! Escape distraction! Where did he run to? The Great Ex Cape

[[Outside; Bubbles and Paddington are talking]]
Paddington: One more time before we leave ... what's my name?
/
Bubbles speaks while holding up a picture of Paddington the bear: Paddington?
Paddington: YES! That's it. You got it right in only fifteen tries. You must be a smart one.
/
Bubbles: Todd tells me I'm smart. Before he went running he told me I was a good "ex cape district son..."
Paddington: He didn't strike me as an exercising type. And what's an "ex cape district son"?
/
Bubbles: Well, when I asked he just told me I was a brain case.
Padds to himself: ... excapedistrictson ...
Bubbles: ... brain case means smart, right?
Padds: ... GAH! Escape distraction! Where did he run to?]]> The Unceremonious Abduction Ceremony http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=50 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=50 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:19:15 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=50">The Unceremonious Abduction Ceremony</a> [[Outside; Todd, Bubbles and Paddington are standing around]] Bubbles to Todd: So if nothing else ... we've learned three things. First, he's from a planet called Laika. Second, he plans to give us the chance to journey there whether we want to or not. Mainly, abduction. Thirdly ... Paddington: <<BURRRRP>> / {{Cloud of burp gas swells around the characters}} Bubbles: Don't get anywheres near him when he burps. The Unceremonious Abduction Ceremony

[[Outside; Todd, Bubbles and Paddington are standing around]]
Bubbles to Todd: So if nothing else ... we've learned three things. First, he's from a planet called Laika. Second, he plans to give us the chance to journey there whether we want to or not. Mainly, abduction. Thirdly ...
Paddington: <>
/
{{Cloud of burp gas swells around the characters}}
Bubbles: Don't get anywheres near him when he burps.]]> Cupid's Vacation http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=49 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=49 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:19:14 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=49">Cupid's Vacation</a> [[Outside under a tree, Bubbles sits on a log, writing a letter to his girlfriend]] Bubbles' note: Dear Mona, I wanted to tell you that nothing in the world could be better than having a second first kiss with you, excepting maybe never needing one. / Todd from off screen: Bubbles, I think your girlfriend is here ... Bubbles: REALLY?! {{Bubbles imagines the Mona's face}} / Paddington appears, wearing a brazier and a thong: Your grey friend told me of your silly clothing traditions, so I complied. / Bubbles' note: ...assuming you're not being an asshole. Paddington from off screen: I can READ, you know... Cupid's Vacation

[[Outside under a tree, Bubbles sits on a log, writing a letter to his girlfriend]]
Bubbles' note: Dear Mona, I wanted to tell you that nothing in the world could be better than having a second first kiss with you, excepting maybe never needing one.
/
Todd from off screen: Bubbles, I think your girlfriend is here ...
Bubbles: REALLY?!
{{Bubbles imagines the Mona's face}}
/
Paddington appears, wearing a brazier and a thong: Your grey friend told me of your silly clothing traditions, so I complied.
/
Bubbles' note: ...assuming you're not being an asshole.
Paddington from off screen: I can READ, you know...]]> Cheeky Introductions http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=48 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=48 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:19:12 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=48">Cheeky Introductions</a> [[Outside]] Todd: Fine, Bubbles, I forgot you were "king" around here... Paddington from behind Todd: Umm ... excuse me? / Todd and Paddington together: What the hell ARE you? / Todd: Ehh... / Todd: How ... erm ... Paddington: How what? Spill it. / {{Todd eyes Padds suspiciously}} / Todd: How exactly is it that you are talking? {{Padds gets progressively more pink in the "face" from this point}} / Paddington: Nevermind that. Take me to this King Bubbles you speak of, peon. / Todd: Oh, I see. You're talking out of your ass. Paddington: I will incinerate you. Cheeky Introductions

[[Outside]]
Todd: Fine, Bubbles, I forgot you were "king" around here...
Paddington from behind Todd: Umm ... excuse me?
/
Todd and Paddington together: What the hell ARE you?
/
Todd: Ehh...
/
Todd: How ... erm ...
Paddington: How what? Spill it.
/
{{Todd eyes Padds suspiciously}}
/
Todd: How exactly is it that you are talking?
{{Padds gets progressively more pink in the "face" from this point}}
/
Paddington: Nevermind that. Take me to this King Bubbles you speak of, peon.
/
Todd: Oh, I see. You're talking out of your ass.
Paddington: I will incinerate you.]]> A Hero is Hungry http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=47 http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=47 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 20:20:25 -0000 <a href="http://laika-comic.com/view.php?comicID=47">A Hero is Hungry</a> [[Outside on a sunny day]] Paddington: Blah, this sucks. I can't believe the guys left me. So I didn't pitch in on the plasma bill a few hundred times. Big whoop. Now I'm so hungry I feel like I can smell ... food ... Waidaminute, I do smell ... / [[from off screen]] Todd: Bubbles, you tard, there's poop in the kitchenette and I KNOW it isn't mine this time. Come here! / Paddington: Food! Sweeeeeeeet. {{DRAMATIC LIGHTING! and clouds turn grey}} {{Smokey devil's horns and tail appear on Paddington}} A Hero is Hungry

[[Outside on a sunny day]]
Paddington: Blah, this sucks. I can't believe the guys left me. So I didn't pitch in on the plasma bill a few hundred times. Big whoop. Now I'm so hungry I feel like I can smell ... food ... Waidaminute, I do smell ...
/
[[from off screen]]
Todd: Bubbles, you tard, there's poop in the kitchenette and I KNOW it isn't mine this time. Come here!
/
Paddington: Food! Sweeeeeeeet.
{{DRAMATIC LIGHTING! and clouds turn grey}}
{{Smokey devil's horns and tail appear on Paddington}}]]>